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Doctor said everything was Ok.
I disagreed...
May 23, 2017 4:43 PM
esquelleto
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Doctor said everything was Ok.
I disagreed...
humanaction
BeerandCats
I got my first one a few years ago; this reaction is accurate
RollingAzn
*Insert family guy prostate episode gif.
jetflight
... what? I'm pretty sure I didn't drop acid today...
FuzzyMedic
... and you realise both his hands are on your shoulders
banthis
are you sure it wasn't all grainy. and on a pirate ship?
HurricaneShade
Then the walk out....it's still slippery!
uglyshirts
By far, the worst part.
puppyflips
DestroPrime82
wtf is with this movie and weird glitches? or is this a blooper reel i didnt know about?
FatBaldingAlcoholic
I had one too, he had hands like Andre the Giant
weeebleswobble
I like your crown
IBentMyWookie
VikingVocals
IF YE COOD CHANGE YER FATE, WOODJA?
taytay3
Congrats my dad got pre Colin cancer my mom made him to go to doctors if she didn't make him he wouldn't be here today I'm thankful for it
taytay3
To so congrats
BilldeTurlock
TY for not writing "prostrate"!
Idsertian
Nah, fam, you got fingered. Just like SovietWomble.
Buckbeak1486
Haha! You're old!
bigian77
OldFriendForDinner
You ever do time, Doc?
vapingvegancrossfitter
Went in a little to easy?
tg2222222
I like to go for the hand on each shoulder approach
TheRighteousWarden
Trust him he's a doctor
oncomeme
It's all good unless you feel both the drs hands on your shoulders
eorionus
Had a biopsy last year. Doc says 12 snips is the magic number. First shot after a week was interesting...
madman604
Wasnt too bad till i noticed the doctors hands in my shoulders.
W92Baj
Dont forget to go back tomorrow so the doctor can retrieve his watch
HuskyParty
It could have been the Doctor's face if you would have pushed back on his fingers, and moaned.
wackywoohoopizzaman
John Mulaney! "I'm sorry!"
SenorBulbasaur
DrMardini
You know we aren't exactly thrilled to be giving the exam either, I just say we both don't want this to happen so let's get it over with
esquelleto
See, now you don't think of the comedy possibilities for making *them* uncomfortable in these situations? I'll remember that for next time!
wackywoohoopizzaman
Twirl dat ass on them
HuskyParty
Maybe.. Or the doc could just wiggle his finger around, or give you a reach around.
Fieryatlas
when he takes his hand out say in the most sincere tone, "I'm sorry" to really get him/her thinking
TheSuperAllMightyPotato
That's nothing, try a colonoscopy
theFartySarlacc
Best sleep i ever got.
13rennon
I was around 24 and having some G.I. issues that ultimately lead to a physical rectal exam. I had this big German lady for a doctor with >
13rennon
giant man hands. She instructed me to get on the table in fetal position, slapped on her gloves, and lubed up. I was instructed to relax, >
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and take a calm breath in. I did so, and it was over relatively quickly, but not without a large amount of discomfort and shame. Being me, >
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I instinctively tried to laugh off the situation by saying "Well, I guess I know the answer to that question" and she just stared at me >
13rennon
with empty eyes, eventually muttering a simple "What?" I replied, "I can now say that I'm pretty sure I'm not gay." She stared again >
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for a bit and eventually asked why. I just stared at her until she left the room. It was the most awkward 10 minutes of my life.
RumbleNtheJungle
Need a second opinion?
SolarOnions
No. No they do not.
godamnit
NotAnActualWizard
Laughed so fuckin hard, thanks mate.
DressCasual1z
You are also UGLY
Paladinsabre
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
I like that Mercy voiceline. You can play it after pretty much anything and it's never wrong.
Idsertian
Take two and call me in the morning.
ClockworkDragonfly
I can't help but hear how the TF2 medic would always follow up that line with "You are also ugly!!"
HighSeass
Your username could be relevant
vaxine19
Depending upon OP's geographical location.
HermioneGrangersLeftTesticlesFungalGrowth
Or, OP could nickname his butt "jungle". Cause that's where things get lost, you hear weird noises, and it's an overall adventurous place.
ExplainTheJoke
Plus the proctologist's name is Dr. Livingstone, so he is used to the jungle.
Zootsoot
Yeah. Had my first pap smear as a 16 yr old virgin. I swear that damn speculum was bigger that Ron Jeremy. Ouch!
Zokathra
That's like someones fetish right there. Could be mine...
CR0SS0
I've never understood what the 'pap' refers to...
valen00
Out of curiosity why where they doing that to a 16 yo virgin? I think it's at least 25 and sexually active before they start doing that here
twizzel
Pap smear when you are 21 and older. However exams can done around 16 just for a well visit or if you are planning on going birth control.
BlibberingHumdinger
Age and virginity doesnt impact irregular cell formation. Only one type of cervical cancer is linked to sexual activity.
valen00
http://www.cancerscreening.gov.au/internet/screening/publishing.nsf/content/future-changes-cervical They aren't even going to do pap smears
valen00
just HPV testing. "99.7 per cent of all cervical cancers are caused by HPV infection."
Zootsoot
Maybe my OB was ahead of her time? Who knows.
TheLetterKay
They require one before giving your birth control
valen00
What's the medical reasoning behind that? Dr Google seems to think that they did it to get people in but that it's not really required 1/
TheLetterKay
When I was 15 and got mine I was told it was to check for cervical cancer. Which birth control can make worse.
valen00
http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/490153