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Jun 28, 2017 12:43 PM
siannybach
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niggakawaii
He's going to everybody-was-kungfu-fighting you soon.
Asteroidrules
Glad to hear my dog isn't the only one who does this.
princessbutts
She looks like the last cub scout who didn't get picked for red rover red rover
nexues97
Always upvote schnauzers!
DrDOTcom
Schnauzers usually get their rear shaved when they get groomed. If you ever don't like walking in bare feet, imagine bare anus
Bluegrasslass
I always imagine them as old Scottish men ... "Oh aye. Get te fuck!"
BettyOfArc
I think mine is part schnauzer.
reijigin
I had a collie mix who did this. He would sprint from carpet to carpet like the wood floors would burn his flesh.
IFeelTheMemesOverTakingMeItIsAGoodPain
I miss my dog :(
renegadesurvivor
my little guy's been gone damn near a decade and there still is a big hole in my heart even with other pets in the mix since then.
OfficialJoeBiden
I love that they're making her wear stereotypical old man clothes. 10/10 would get off lawn
leobran512
Dogs don't wear clothes...
HuHuDuDa
ok, so those dogs are called Schnautzer? like german for Mustache?
nextgenpants
Schnauzer* but yes it comes from snout, or mustache colloquially, from what I've read.
ICarpeYourDiems
my schnau does not care for it unless I keep his pad areas shaved
trousercat
My girl Schatzi does the same damn thing.
dobyburgundy
Well jumpin jehosifad!
FlorbFnarb
My mother's weimeraner does the same thing.
whydidyoudothistome
Shantr0n
My dog does this, too! I am pretty sure it's because she doesn't like her butthole on a cold, hard surface ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Impaler9900
he's pissed about the shirt.
siannybach
This Schnauzer isn't mine this is a post I was sent because I have two of my own
:)
abysenth
Also on a bath mat island. Love it
SweetKnightmare87
lucky!! *pouts*
sinergy
+1 for you because he's cute and because I too own a Schnauzer.
Tubularballs
Hardwood is lava.
17AndDeadInside
Wood is hard
TheWinterTitan
Lava is hardwood
Prokbunisthebestbun
My pants are on fire
JustDev
Liar liar
MironGaines
We have a giant Schnauzer mix and she does the same thing!
THRILLHOUSE69
Schnauzers always look grumpy but live and die for the people they care about
TheLords
It's like a dwarf
Futanaridesu
I used to have a Schnauzer who'd headbutt me until I pet her.
oheina
My childhood best friend always had giant Schnauzers, and they were the most loyal dogs ever.
kwon0569
Very true. My schnauzer is the most loyal thing I know.
JamesKPolkadots
The best dog I ever had was a mini schnauzer. He was my best friend from the 4th grade through my 3rd year of college. I miss him so much.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
As long as you don't try to pick them up, or pet them when they're not in the mood for it. Big personality & attitude in one little dog.
dirkdragonslayer
My miniature Schnauzer loves being picked up so she can rub her sandy beard all over my face. She doesn't like hardwood floors like OP's.
IHaveAMemeForThis
I have a Schnauzer poodle mix and all he ever wants is to be petted. The only moods he has are sleep and pet me
THRILLHOUSE69
My schnauzer mutt let smaller dogs kick him out of his dog house. Even when it was raining
nextgenpants
He's probably grumpy because you put that ugly shirt on him.
itsybitsyspider
*she *her
nextgenpants
xe* xer*
itsybitsyspider
It clearly said she in the photo. Doesn't anyone read anymore?
nextgenpants
I saw that after I made the comment. Also I was making a joke don't know why your comment is negative.
itsybitsyspider
My original comment got downvoted so i was a bit annoyed. My apologies. I got the irony. Good day to you.