Oct 3, 2014 2:01 AM

megatronn

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I need a girl to tie me to her a chair with her hair, I swear to fucking God.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Haha, also only the first real text is crossed out. The rest make odd little stories.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I would say this ruined my childhood but it's too freaking funny

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

?1 win

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How old is this best friend and can I meet her?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

your friend is one classy mother fucker

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That girl needs Jesus.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I too would like a disney coloring book. Hook me up please.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The last one could also be, anything is a didlo if you're brave enough.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

hamburgers

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm glad we kicked it off with incest.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

wincest*

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think you might want to look at Flounder's face, first

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well it is based loosely on Greek Mythology. And we all know what Greek gods did.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0