ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
106093
1972
46
Aug 26, 2017 6:10 PM
ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
106093
1972
46
DrippySpaffMungeBimp
Kingdom of Heaven and Braveheart… I liked them both, but the original history was entertaining enough.
DoktorBjoern
They have magical stetoscopes. You can hear what's wrong with the trauma patient while people yell around you.
Uglybuck
I am a plumber, flushing the toilet will not make water come out of the sink tap
OrionRed
"Hacking into Pentagon - 90% complete" - protagonist's laptop screen.
victell
As a 'car guy' it took me years to give the Fast and Furious franchise a chance. They're actually really fun movies.
thevoiceofreasonsometimes
I'm a spartan warrior and 300 is basically my average Tuesday
spattr
Is it true that the way they separate the men from the boys in the Spartan army is with a crowbar?
themagickmama
I'm a preschool teacher and I can confirm that Children of the Corn is based on true events
Ringshadow
Radiation safety, nuclear power contracting then nuclear waste. So much rage. All the time.
soabtanmnl
As a Senior Reactor Operator, I feel your pain
mrwafflefish
I deliver pizza and not ONCE have I had sex with a woman who didn't have money for the pizza. Movies are such bs sometimes.
CardboardCat
This is the reason I hate Dexter
eadanke
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/2/26503/878359-dexter3.jpg
mizzchanandlerbong
Psychotherapist here with many a doctor friend. So. Much. Frustration.
mustachefleas
You should have a different name. Psycho the rapist doesn't sound too appealing
mizzchanandlerbong
Naa, really doesn't. Should scrape that off my old beatem up van then. No wonder I can't find any clients. Thanks dude! ;)
ArtOzz
Applies to TV too. Watching iZombie when they did one on computer games. I was screaming my education in interactive systems at my monitor.
SirChadwellHeath
Just watched NCIS NewOrleans, apparently drug dealers find it so hard to get solvents that they make toluene from stolen military TNT
guardianoftwosmallgods
I work in a psych ward. The inconsistencies are SO annoying--especially when we have new pts come in terrified cause they think that's real!
TrustMeImmaDogtor
Dr doolittle just slips into vet med. Nevermind the years of prep, prereqs for application, and the 4 years of actual school. I call bull
LubbaDubbaWubWub
I'm a nurse. Every time I see a nonexistent heart rhythm, I die a little on the inside
IWouldLikeToGetOffThisRideNowPlease
Haha I am headed towards nursing and I can't see House as anything to take seriously anymore
DrCatbus
when they shock a flatline...
Slomo89
Me too. Basically flip out when I watch any medical show.
CyberWizard252
I'm an IT consultant now and used to be a security system consultant. Almost any movie with a computer or an alarm can be frustrating now
PirateDinosaur
Most movies based on security guard jobs are surprisingly accurate.
mydoppelganger
I'm in the military. There are some that are pity close. Morse are way off.
Improbabilitydrive42
I've worked with Navy personnel and married to a now retired sailor 10 years. Many mil. movies/shows are just no -Can't unsee what I know
MrsZbornak
how the hell did tyrese get such a big promotion between transformers movies. he went from E-6 to E-9 in 2 years.
NotaClipaMagazine
My favorite is when their ribbon rack is upside down (like a 10 ribbon with the single on the bottom). It happens all the time too.
abullnamedferdinand
I get that uniforms will be a little off, but 6 Oscars for Hurt Locker and they wore the wrong uniform the whole time.
Improbabilitydrive42
Thats the one where he endangers people for cheap replaceable gloves, right??
ImmortalAzrael
I'm always bothered by the salutes. You'd think it would be simple to get that right, but nope.
TylerWarranty
My buddy from the army pointed that out as one of the things that annoys him the most. Fingertips edge of brow, hand stiff? I think he said
ImmortalAzrael
Pretty much. I don't know why movies always have the hand over the forehead or a bent wrist. Haircuts can also be pretty bad.
Dilbartbert
Everytime they shoot a sprinkler head and they all pop. NOT HOW THAT WOOORKS!!!
wheresmyelephant
I wanna see a movie where some dude with a ladder and a red hot frying pan sets off all the sprinklers in a multi level carpark. Long movie.
moldboy
or pull the fire alarm and all the sprinklers go off
FloriaFlower
No. It's totally normal for 2 programmers to simultaneously use the same keyboard to go faster. We call it pair programming and it's extreme
NotaClipaMagazine
I only know of this instance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y2zo0JN2HE Is there another?
FloriaFlower
Oh thank you! I actually didn't remember where it came from and this is the exact scene I had in mind.
TheNeub
Why I’m a designer. Nothing hinges on good kerning.
akmarksman
Keming*
SometimesThereIsRain
I'm pretty sure that lot of people get mildly irritated when they see bad keming. Not to the extent that a movie is made but enough.
ThatNamesAlreadyTaken
W h y ? W ha t e v er d o yo u m ea n?
Mydogiscoolerthanyourdog
This hurt my eyes. Take my upvote, asshole
SometimesIBuildThings
I hate when people mess with kerning. Grabs my eye, sure, but it's a bad touch.
Zreen
"The Devil Wears Prada"
WalrusMuscles
I Googled kerning, what kind of designer are you?
ThatNamesAlreadyTaken
TheNeub
Graphic.
WalrusMuscles
Ahhh
ThatNamesAlreadyTaken
Moridin23
I'm an electrician. It's amazing how little people who make movies understand the basics of it. I see BS in movies all the time
Daeyelle
Yeah, little people really don't know much. Probably because their heads are so damn small
KineticSpinz
In the same boat as an electrician. My wife hates when I watch movies with her.
frowardd
i'm an electrician and i love the obviously fake dumb crap. sometimes i use it as explanations to customers instead of patronizing them.
GapingAnalCavity
Try working in IT or being a radio amateur... or worse, both.
secretlibby
"Here, I'll help you program FASTER!" *starts typing furiously while another person types on the same keyboard*
GapingAnalCavity
https://youtu.be/u8qgehH3kEQ
Leithreas
Part of it is not understanding, but electricians are used on sets all the time. I think they just don't care enough to make it right.
icommentbutdonotreply
You mean I can't just poor water on a high tech lock to make the door open?
spattr
They should just ask the gaffer. "Hey, stop gaffing for a minute & tell us if this makes any sense".
zachtidmore
I'm a geologist. Yeah...
spattr
We salute you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fPf6L0XNvM
CthulhuNyth
What's ur favorite rock?
zachtidmore
Limestone.
RedIronCrown
Did you make it through The Core?
zachtidmore
I did. It was worse than Volcano, but not by much
Eldibs
Is it tough being Stan's dad?
Serrahfina
I do autopsies. I literally can't sit through crime shows because of this.
DeadOnionSaysWhat
What are the most obvious, blatant errors?
Serrahfina
Off the top of my head, they always fuck up the brain removal and it's my biggest irritator. Some will have generic lab personal doing
Serrahfina
them, which is totally wrong. They qlwi leave out the entire field of Histology, which I also do, and that's where diagnosis comes from. The
Serrahfina
whole process can take weeks but they all seem to get the answers in two hours. I'm sure there are more but I can't quite think of them
Serrahfina
I would love to do a work stories post but wouldn't know how to format it without violating HIPPA or being super vague
captainjuicy
Aircraft mechanic. Directors don't know the first thing about airplanes. Or physics, for that matter.
LaMuertePeluda
I'm an accountant. That movie was dead on accurate.
whatdoesthehearingimpairedsay
It was 2009 and I was happy to see a movie about my proud proffesion. I left the theater after 30 minutes, screaming and swearing.
ugunaeatdat
So, you the Terminator?
swampyfrompompey
Are you an English teacher ?
themarcmac
Did you find the representation of your trade in Ball Gaggers 4 not up to your standards?
what5lettersspellapocalypse
Thank you. I actually woke my wife up I laughed so loud. Well done
themarcmac
MountainYankee
Fucking legendary, im in tears
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
Guessing not a spelling teacher harhar
Humanadvisor
What do you do
HardHearted34
Nothing grammatically correct, surely
LionOfRome
Horse porn editor
collinhead
whatdoesthehearingimpairedsay
I"m a mall cop.
SoupCanMan
As a former rent-a-cop, if it wasn't for the actually being friends with the local swat team, Blarts attitude was my boss. Tryhard.
TOTOAFRICA
I love you.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
You cursed cuz you don't have a segway, didn't you? :p
TheVenerableJudgeTaintyMcPoo
sciencebasedlifeform
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
registeredtoproveimawesome
Well played, sir.
Vybors
GlenL
These four words are literally more funny than that entire movie.
leonbloodbane
God damn incredible
Noob3rts
You cheeky fuck. That's brilliant. +1
victell
Wowtstanding
CloudyIncantations
https://iread50shades.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/slit.jpg?w=700
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
tardis63
I'm in hysterics 10/10 comment bravo
MonkeyHittingPianoDramatically
I dont get it
shootan
google movies about mall cops 2009
AngryVelvetUnicorn
Hubby was a mall cop when it came out also. Couldn't enjoy the movie; he nitpicked everything. Ugh, you security guys are all the same lol
Moridin23
Fucking lol
RedIronCrown
Kudos for your patience in waiting for someone to take the bait before delivering the punchline.
Anonawesome
How are you not glorious?
CptRobotNinja
You fucking legend, pardin me while I go upvote everything youve ever done
callmeMrGawd
pistachiomoustache
My husband complains any time there is IT stuff involved. Watching McGee "hack" into the FBI? "What the fuck. It wouldn't be that quick!"
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
*Plugs special usb into computer* "He's hacking us, Launch the firewall!" *Loading bar increases dramatically* "He'll make our PC Explode!"
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
My favorite is still two idiots one keyboard.
TheFastpaws
Zoom! And Enhance! I have found a weakness in the firewall! They will never know we were here! All possible with McDonalds free wifi.
mindolluin
"Enhance"
victell
*furious keyboarding**adjusts glasses*... "I'm in"
grandfalloon
That's also how I lost my virginity.
mistermichigan
Far and away the most accurate "hacking" scene in movie history: http://imgur.com/DAGcsf4
LordKrondor9000
I recently installed a wall receptacle with USB ports on it so I could hack into my house.
victell
Haha
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
He's hacking us! *Office geek starts furiously typing to counter-battle him online for defense of their databse* This is how hacking works!
LordKrondor9000
StretchedButWhole
"Im going to make a GUI in visual basic to track the hackers IP address." - NCIS (The line that made me livid as a software engineer)
pistachiomoustache
It's like they took random terms and slapped them together. xD
jtb1313
In tv shows (like Star trek) they just write *tech* then the tech guys come in later and make it all work, but sometimes the writers do it
RadioSilenceDW
Small correction, it was CSI not NCIS. Not that the IT in NCIS is depicted accurately.
StretchedButWhole
My bad, seen so many shows I cant keep track at this point ;)
mpuone
CSI: NY actually
RadioSilenceDW
Ah, couldn't remember the specific one. Although from what I have seen the differences are negligible.
TheScarlettSpeedster
Have him watch Mr. Robot, he'd appreciate the hell out of it.
pistachiomoustache
I've heard good things about it. We don't have cable. Where can we find it?
TheScarlettSpeedster
It's on Amazon prime video! Use their free trial and watch! It's 8 episodes per season, 2 seasons currently available!
RedIronCrown
Mr Robot treated hacking a lot more realistically. Not perfectly, but so much better than normal.
StretchedButWhole
I loved that show
IAmGodot
How was season 2? Lost interest a few episodes in, did it get better? Season 1 was excellent.
StickToYourPuns
Season 2 gets fucking insane. The finale left me craving Season 3. Give it another shot
StretchedButWhole
Listen to that dude ^
Genini
Use SQL to hack the database! (actual line from the Bourne Identity)
eadanke
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL_injection That works. Often. I don't know about the FBI though.
Zpaceinvader
Well sql is a perfectly valid way to hack a database
PiGuy314
SANITIZE YOUR INPUTS PEOPLE!!!
nickwinters
Obligatory: https://xkcd.com/327/
spattr
I watched the sequel to see more SQL.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
regular-ass programming noob: "l0l im a 1337 h4kkz0r!!!!
leighlovesbooks
My husband and I watched that a little while ago, and we were both like "...WHAT?"
TylerWarranty
Well you could fuck the data up with SQL injection if it's a shit system
leighlovesbooks
Like clearly you wouldn't use PHP
leighlovesbooks
But "use SQL to hack the database" is just not the phrase anyone who knows how to use a database would say.
TylerWarranty
Lol I mean if you're using SQL chances are you already have access to the database
leighlovesbooks
"Thanks for telling me to use SQL instead of HTML, because it wasn't working! Now I'm in." *furious typing*
StretchedButWhole
Honestly, its 2017.. who doesnt have sql injection security measures.
TylerWarranty
That's what I'm saying
antidumb
Don't forget the double keyboarding!
Higure
Oh, and making a GUI interface using Visual Basic to track that IP.
siripo
Great NCSI reference
stormegedendarklordofall
Ncis?
pistachiomoustache
NCIS?
siripo
Correct NCIS. Apparently I was typing with two hands at the time
SJohnson23
There was a scene where two characters tried to stop someone hacking into their system with both typing on one keyboard simultaneously.
pistachiomoustache
I remember that, lol
da1uhidefrom
Isolate the node and dump them on the orher side of the router.
Leinad199
American TV show, McGee is a character
pistachiomoustache
No, they misspelled NCIS, and put NCSI. I referenced NCIS in my original comment.