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daggypants
If I was to guess how a douche would park: straight up the middle!
frustwrited
I park as close as possible to their driver side and climb out if i have to.
YourSistersBoyfriendProbably
+1 for "douche canoe"
Lostintime52
May I suggest a better alternative to property damage. Get some zip ties and attach a shopping cart to the trucks door handle
Mindflight
"Compact"
VoPo
wetuttle2
My dad used to carry a hammer and 16 penny nails for when this happened. Used to plant about 8 in every car that did it ... very quickly.
JohnQPubic
wow your dad is a real piece of shit
MRxROTTENxTREATS
Looks like 4 flat tires to me.
fingersb
You mean 3, insurance pays for four
LachrymoseEngineer
then stand nonchalantly nearby with your phone and record when they come back. if they pop the last themselves, it's insurance fraud.
Learn something new every day. Thanks for the pro tip!
DontEverMoveHere
Guy is a douche or maybe not. Either way keying or nailing or fucking with his shit for such a minor inconvenience makes you bigger douche.
StabbyMcMurder
The driver of the car can't even get into their car. 100% its worth getting pissed about. Truck driver needs to learn how to park.
Sorry, didn't realize this was one of those 1-door cars.
Do you find it comfortable and easy to climb from the passenger seat to the drivers? Most people don't and see it as an inconvenience.
Besides, you shouldn't be expected to have to fight your way into your own vehicle. If you like that, good for you. But most people don't.
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ThePerfectCommentDoesntexi
But I'm just giving you a hard time, that's the obvious solution.
No prob. I'm just sick of reactionary posts and comments. For all we can tell from this photo the truck may have been there first. Then 1/2
daggypants
If I was to guess how a douche would park: straight up the middle!
frustwrited
I park as close as possible to their driver side and climb out if i have to.
YourSistersBoyfriendProbably
+1 for "douche canoe"
Lostintime52
May I suggest a better alternative to property damage. Get some zip ties and attach a shopping cart to the trucks door handle
Mindflight
"Compact"
VoPo
wetuttle2
My dad used to carry a hammer and 16 penny nails for when this happened. Used to plant about 8 in every car that did it ... very quickly.
JohnQPubic
wow your dad is a real piece of shit
MRxROTTENxTREATS
Looks like 4 flat tires to me.
fingersb
You mean 3, insurance pays for four
LachrymoseEngineer
then stand nonchalantly nearby with your phone and record when they come back. if they pop the last themselves, it's insurance fraud.
MRxROTTENxTREATS
Learn something new every day. Thanks for the pro tip!
DontEverMoveHere
Guy is a douche or maybe not. Either way keying or nailing or fucking with his shit for such a minor inconvenience makes you bigger douche.
StabbyMcMurder
The driver of the car can't even get into their car. 100% its worth getting pissed about. Truck driver needs to learn how to park.
DontEverMoveHere
Sorry, didn't realize this was one of those 1-door cars.
StabbyMcMurder
Do you find it comfortable and easy to climb from the passenger seat to the drivers? Most people don't and see it as an inconvenience.
StabbyMcMurder
Besides, you shouldn't be expected to have to fight your way into your own vehicle. If you like that, good for you. But most people don't.
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ThePerfectCommentDoesntexi
But I'm just giving you a hard time, that's the obvious solution.
DontEverMoveHere
No prob. I'm just sick of reactionary posts and comments. For all we can tell from this photo the truck may have been there first. Then 1/2