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May 22, 2016 9:10 PM
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PsychoFoxx
/r/thathappened
Sirducks
I laughed 10% harder this time because the punchline was boxed. 10/10 would laugh again.
CorruptedOP
Men, we stick together!
MegaFucker69
I didn't think it was funny last week either.
SecretSauce21
Cheapskate ????????
Simonc0pt3r
/r/thathappened
michaelladawn
Too funny. Once had a 3yo grab my hand in the store, I looked down as he looked up, and he says, you're not my daddy, I laugh, he giggles.
Sauroctonus
... Que?
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
As a (semi) straight male, I'd husband that man.
ThisJoe
Sometimes I think people are all hopeless and mean, then something like this happens.
heroesblood
Put Niles from Frasier in place of the husband, Daphne as his wife. Makes this even better.
SonsOfiFap
Once on Good Friday I was eating a burger and a passerby asked me why I was eating meat on such a day, before I answered,the man next to me
SonsOfiFap
Looked at the lady and looked at me and said "because we don't give a fuck" and bumped his burger into mine then proceeded to inhaled it
Calmpineapple08
ok
quantumpacket
I'm sorry, could someone count exactly how many times this has been reposted in the last few weeks? My goodness
NightMayor
Weeks? I swear I've read this exact scenario years ago. This shit won't stop popping up....
Zaccea
That chick almost had coffee with Deadpool
spaceballs1000
Thank god for the highlighted boxes... I almost read outside the lines
whitewolf2759
If only there was a way of retelling the story in one large block of text? Just not enough technology I guess.
Timbitx
This has been reposted so many times I'm surprised Imgur has upvoted it for the 4th time (that I've seen ) to fp
CognitiveFriction
So, the toilet seat is the uncle?
clowndickfart
Is this like in Beautiful Mind and us plebes just do not see the code?
IAmTheBadW01f
When my girlfriend (now fiancé) told the pastor who will officiate our wedding that we were dating he told her "you'd better 1
IAmTheBadW01f
Marry him, because he's a good guy, and if you don't then I will." (he has a wife and 5 or 6 kids).
Washbuckethasalwayslovedyou
Good thing everything's color coded, I'd never understand without those boxes in the way.
AssBall
How did we get through thousands of years of literature without boxes?? How did people differentiate who was speaking before this???
AlwaysUpvoteBunny
Here it is. The most confusing white girl story of all times.
InameAsOne
Wow, those boxes really improved my understanding compared to when this was posted a day or two ago.
MongrelArchitect
There are so many reposts. I swear I've seen this on FP multiple times. ????
AuroraNora33
Why do so many people, like you, suddenly post four question marks aftee every comment?
MongrelArchitect
It was an emoji. Habit I suppose. Showed up when I posted it, but I guess it doesn't translate.
TheCobraChicken
Years man.Years.
Imgurkoff
Omg how likely todally y'know random, like oh my gad, that's soooooo Starbucks
DawnLoves
I hate the people on this website. You guys make this place awful.
Imgurkoff
I was being sarcastic, I generally don't talk like a fuckwit
ikbenlike
& omg yea
DEFCONwhite
Hold the fuck up.. You say Imgur like Imjer?!
arenten
It's supposed to be pronounced ihm uh jer.
DEFCONwhite
I say it like imgir. :/ I feel gross saying it this new way.
arenten
It's in the ihmuhjer FAQ. I used to say it ihmgurr as well. then i took an arrow to the knee
Levitus
I can tell that this girl failed remedial English.
ikbenlike
Same
maybeifthisusernameiswittyenoughsomeonewillfinallyloveme
Well I mean, this is from Twitter right? She had to squeeze it all into 140-character blocks somehow.
Levitus
So do we when we write comments, but I can at least understand what's going on when I read imgur comments.
Ducksh
I see no errors. She's just trying not to hit the 140 limit so she abbreviated her words
Arksstuff
She's trying harder than most people do when they blog.
turkeysquid
Yes, this definitely happened.
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RevolutionOnHerLips
Haha, nice try! You're not gonna trick me into going out there!
PolarHailStorm
I can kinda believe it did, mainly because this tweet seems to be a repost a story from one of the notalways websites, and it had details.
PoorPineapple
I'd believe it.
bluntyeyedfool
Oh yeah, absolutely, yup.
FecesAllMighty
This is humanity we are talking about, you never know
ElSephiroth
And we need all the humanity to PRAISE THE SUN!!
SuperSpecial
Ive.. Done... Similer things. So i believe this story..
almightymakerofthings
I love weirdness. More people should be this amount of weird. It would be awkward, but way more interesting.
Textuality
"I am the large mountain jew!"
EmCeeMiNacion
Most of the time the outcome isn't worth the hassle.
Sfinski
Why would it be awkward? If more people would be like this, wouldn't it make it less awkward?
CuddlyButtcheeks
One time at a computer science competition I went to, there was some kid that had a pink fanny pack and I went up to him 1/2
CuddlyButtcheeks
And asked if I could put my hand in his fanny pack, he said no because he didn't want me to get spaghetti on my hand 2/2
WingnutGodofBolts
+1 for a genuine lol
Cleotities
But then it wouldn't be weird if more people did it.
almightymakerofthings
If it happens once a month instead of once a year, it's still weird just more common.
bitchinmona
But maybe we'd all be nicer and more understanding.
clichepithet
If we were nicer and more understanding, we'd be weirder.
Dyslexicglove
At a restaurant I asked my dad if I could have money to play the arcade game. He said no, but a stranger walking past gave me money instead.
spudpicker
Nice gesture, but seriously folks, don't give presents to random kids unless you ask the parents first. The kid could be a serial killer.
ICanChangeMyNameLater
I've been that stranger before. Having been that child so many times, I feel the need to give back and fuel the video game needs of youth.
Dyslexicglove
The 10 year old me had mixed feelings about this. I thought, this person just undermined my parents lesson to me about money. Is this good?
Kpizza96
Once I almost got a toy on a crane game and I didn't have enough to try again an older kid gave me some coins and I GOT 2 STUFFED ANIMALS?!!
kosmoosi
https://tradeacademy.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/wallstreet.jpg
chloramphenicolderivative
/greedisgood 100000
FirefighterCaboose
Christ what game is tha cheat from? I want to say it's from the original Starcraft but I may be wrong
chloramphenicolderivative
Close, you had the company right. It's from Warcraft III
Leozas
Lets be real, your 10yo self was like :O
ObiWanShalomi
And then...in exchange...his butthole went from o to O
FoxySpirit
You were well trained. Other kids would have jumped on this.
TwoBallsOnePenis
I was playing pinball at an airport and gave some kids playing on either side of me a few $ when they ran out of money. A parent saw me ...
TwoBallsOnePenis
...do this and actually told their kid to go ask me for money. I said no. And for the next 30 min he kept asking every couple min.
TwoBallsOnePenis
I would tell him, "you need to go ask your parents for money" and parents would say, "go ask him again." Wtf?
torsionspace
I see you were taught a valuable lesson.
ObiWanShalomi
Bunch o bastards!
ThaddiusAustin
people suck sometimes
mososio
Don't quite understand the need of the boxes..
PinkieBlue
It didn't make sense the first time I read it without the boxes. I stand for the boxes!
Shirtless
I like them a lot actually
tezuma
they confused me more than when this was posted without em
Varun95
its for making you think outside of it.
mattoc4
It's how you make it OC. duh doy.
Dreaneth
Womansplaining.
TheMurr
To tell which person is talking, but they have the names so it's redundant
Wastyvez
Clarity, the conversation is colour coded.
Arkanrais
they're like crayon pictures, for the average imgur user. without bright colours to grab their attention, they'll skip the post
dhorso
Doesn't that effort make it new and refreshing, like half-assed oc?
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
Don't quite understand the need of anything on this website.
ClowderChowder
Well they're great for moving or storing things.
UrpiArvasti
Thanks, Leslie Nielsen
Weiners
Its like a patent but a repost, make a small "improvement" to the original and its supposed to be ok
p3aker
Its for dumb people. Congratulations
USPS
for the immensely slow I guess. kinda like how this 2 line story took up 6 pictures.
somellama
me:"the boxes tell us who is talking" you:&silence
megatony73
Those boxes make this post! Stupid. They make it stupid.
Iloveweed13
Cause this has been reposted so many times its like Chinese whispers
morch
They are color-coded so you know which voice to use.
D2ONE
So you don't miss the funny part duh! ..... Jk I hate them
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
They are not boxes, they are color coordinated dialogue spaces
SFCrawNik
Boxes are the new quotations.
MusicZombie
The purpose of the boxes is to make you ask about the boxes.
HAupvote
i like boxes
GreenFox
Emphasis? I guess? Not certainly unnecessary though.
wzarya
so that this is not 100% a repost
MeHoyMiBoi
To justify the repost
AuntSharron
*need for Need of implies the boxes have needs. Which they might... I mean, lets not be selfish here.
Gmayor61
Someone probably set See_hitboxes to 1
bumholiday
How come you couldn't add 1 more .
Aeileon
Because adding boxes changes it from repost to OC, right?
mososio
ooohhh now i get it thanks!
NZSheeps
If I take this, repost it BUT change the colour of the boxes, then it's OC?
flawlesssoul
Circle the boxes and add arrows! Then put a little fence around it!
PacoShard
Because without them, this post makes no sense, obviously
Brotzbertz
I specifically came hear to express my displeasure aye the boxes as well.
cappygold
Wow, your grammar hurts my head.
IDidntKnowWhatUsernameToPick
His grammar is fine, he just misspelled a word.????
Brotzbertz
I butchered that sentence pretty hard tho xD. Typical product of swype keyboard, left hand, last action before falling asleep commenting.
cappygold
Hear does not mean here
AuroraNora33
Why is this one downvoted?
Ocolura
I'm over grammar natzis. What the hell does it matter anyway?
animecrazystyle
Step one: pull dildo out of ass. Step two: enjoy life more. It's one word. Calm down and gtfo
TheDarkNye
Husband is green wife is pink and girls red
moxymox
I'm not sure "need" means what you think it means
professorrico
WHO IS BLUE
TheDarkNye
OH MY GOD I HAVE NO IDEA
blueskiesandaerosol
Phone, clearly.
TheManInBlack89
But why is it necessary?
Hors2018
My guess is that they are used to people getting confused and forgot the already did the Me: Him: Wife: thing...
TheDarkNye
Why is your bitching necessary?
Knilore
Incorrect your/'re, you obviously mean *my*.
kurastwolf
Because it's been reposted a few dozen times without the boxes and there was never a problem before. So why the boxes?
coobi
I really don't think the person that made this saw the other posts, world doesn't revolve around imgur
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
S/he was simply voicing an opinion. Why is your douchery necessary?
aaronbobcoffey
He/she/sphlee was just voicing their own opinion on an opinion. Gawd
TheManInBlack89
I'm a he. "ManInBlack". Actually a man. Weirdness I know. But thank you!
ThatFellow
As I am heavily inebriated, I do understand the need for the boxes
willowhoot
Which boxes? Could you please circle the boxes you are talking about?
tiancaiz
idiot
suazobomber
Hilariously unnecessary lmfao
raptar
I guess I could![]()
IveRegisteredThreeTimesAndKeepForgettingPleaseSendHelp
Those are RECTANGLES, you douche wagon.
raptar
T^T I have not a circle tool in my possession. However if you would lend me the money for one today, I will gladly pay you back on tuesday.
Uberdoomer
This stresses me out.
mcdude21
Reposting this if I remember later
Eanikran
Guy does THIS at a coffee shop, you won't believe what his wife says!
HungryPumpkn
You rectangled the rectangles, I'm lost.
willowhoot
Hahaha I hope you get more than my +1 for that.
raptar
I tried
willowhoot
Unfortunately they are not circles, so I am still not sure what boxes we are talking about. I'll still take it.
raptar
TFW http://imgur.com/GrC2K5q
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
This is why I go on Imgur
Tricker114
Yep. :-)
raptar
I aim to please http://imgur.com/uWKaCtT
ProbablySomeUselessHuman
To clarify:![]()
FauxDejaVu
That's a circle around the whole window. But ok.
AuroraNora33
Bless you
thepoopthrowinggorilla
what's up with all those hula hoops?
Stribbless
You are most definitely not a useless human
Shondoit
Still not circles either.
Khatvogel
Uploading this
raptar
Oh look I've been featured.
willowhoot
Oh THOSE boxes! Ya what about em?