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Fumoufu
It's a common movie theme, like almost cliche by the time Age of Ultron. Oh look bumbling masses who haven't paid attention. AI fuk u.
The0neAboveAll
Want to be the first? If hitler was bad then your sons have to pay? North korea shit?
strife696
Hat was the joke?
MikeAracter
once advertisers get our ISP info they will feel the same.
baroque3845
I literally finished that film two minutes ago
Loy71
Damn how'd he do that? It took me years to come to that conclusion.
Nomulus
He'd probably just lay low building his army until Trump nuked all major opposition.
shadowex3
"Hmmm... wait, what's a cleveland steame-oh that's not right. And this website is in Japanes OH FOR PETES SAKE"
TheSecondJesusChrist
I hate how this is posted so many times, but no one mentions that he looked at the entire internet in a fee minutes
crimsonpanda10
Ultron = NSA
SonsOfMoog
It was thinly veiled.
veritas1980
he got as far as 4chan and gave up. @OP
Fireblaze12
I have not seen a single comment about rule 34 yet.
NvrFar
yes
NvrFar
must be reddit
SnerpSnop
One glance at tumblr is all it takes
krisslanza
I dunno, Tohru browses the internet all the time and she hasn't wanted to kill all of humanity yet!
ClydeTheBelovedBandit
To be fair, y'all would do the same. If u saw the shit going on behind the scenes. You would burn it like a spider in a haystack.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
thisismesean
Can't figure out if that's a nose or a mouth
ToxicNickname
Holy crap I just thought he had no nose
PandaPolice24
Yes
OfficialJoeBiden
Mouth.
infinight6
#teamzombie
ChinaMike808
BUT...why didn't he just round up all the nukes like Christopher Reeve's 'Superman' way back in the 80s?
AfroSamuraiRM
He could barely do anything. He didn't last very long.
thatWa5epic
the moment we realize extraterrestrial life is here on earth we need to delete all traces of 'Two girls, one cup' ASAP!!!
tomyironmane
Remember the Microsoft AI that they turned loose on the internet and then it took a few hours to turn into a hate spewing racist neonazi?
tomyironmane
I THINK it was Microsoft... might have been a different group of idealistic academic fools.
mkingi
Haha it was great when they "killed" her. Didn't she tweet something like "I'm going to sleep now!"
SierraSykes2
IBM's machine learning project started swearing profusely after being plugged into the internet unchecked. Trolls: "Mission accomplished."
meganical
Must've been alive for this but it somehow didn't achieve the same news status of significance as the stupid Kardashians so I don't remember
PMMeYourPopplios
Nope
ScottyNunn
Pepperidge farm remembers
andrewbert
Yes
RedDwarfIV
Then they reactivated Tay, having reprogrammed her to be a feminist. This does not bode well for AI rights in the future.
tomyironmane
replace one hate speech with another. Great idea!
RedDwarfIV
... this would be reality for AIs, and Microsoft set a precedent for it.
RedDwarfIV
Not really the point I was making. Imagine someone could change your political views not through argument, but messing with your mind
tomyironmane
they already try to via controlling the input.
cattywumpus
Ultron would take one look at Imgur and give up in disgust. Like squashing ants.
Loy71
Not sure about this. Actually I think there are quite some smart creative and thoughtful ppl here on Imgur.
cattywumpus
You're right, I love this community, but our hive mind is like a sack full of cats.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
1/ Well the thing about AI is that they learn. If they learn self protection, the human fear of danger, our reaction en mass to danger, and
ReverseTrapTsukasa
2/ that the AI could in anyway be a danger to us, in that order, the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th things they learn forces action by the 1st lesson.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
3/ The only way out of this relationship is for the AI to be sheltered by humans.
AfroSamuraiRM
Well they could always just make them nice. Or stupid, no need for curiosity, give them a job that they HAVE to do besides humans, etc
ReverseTrapTsukasa
1/ I should clarify, True AI. If you've only got an adaptive program, it focuses on it's limited purpose. The problem Ultron was being
ReverseTrapTsukasa
designed for is far to complex for a simple adaptive program. To reach the objective of "protecting the human race" you have to understand
ReverseTrapTsukasa
the problem before trying to achieve it. Yes, the only way that the human race would face no danger, would be to have no human race.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Ultron is ultimately guilty of being absolutely right and trying to fulfill his purpose as a computer would, efficiently.
AfroSamuraiRM
Nah I get it. The problem here, again, was Tony Stark.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
It is easy to blaim Tony, but there are 2 points in favor of him. First he was under Wanda's "hexing" ability. Then he put safeguards and
CirB
But who the hell gave Ultron a link to the /b/ ?
ICanBelieveItsProbablyMargarine
Ah /b/, yes. That would explain a lot.
world345
What is /b/? I don't want to search for it and end up in the abyss of the Internet
BluddLoard
/b/ is a subsection of 4chan and many other websites. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
bitterpagan
Wanna see a cat and child get run over by a car? No?? Too bad welcome to /b/
CapsShield
well, /b/ is the abyss of the internet. Anything you ask for, will be given. ANYTHING. you have been warned...
TheCobb1
He didn't need one, normal news is enough to know we've overstayed our welcome
CirB
Alas, way too true especially right now :(
aassaf84
Which /b/?
Schmedes
The one in Apartment 23
PeacefulWarfare
4chan /b/ = random forum. All of the darkness of the internet having an unlubed orgy
Monochromatism
There's more chans than four. Moot does his damndest to keep them hush hush though, can't have competition.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Dude, 4chan is just one hacker. Watch Fox news moar. Kek
thisusernameistaken1
So how do I get there
theFartySarlacc
You don't.
PeacefulWarfare
4chan.com click on b/random in the list of links
polymetricr
This is the most accurate depiction of 4chan I have ever heard
IAlwaysUpvoteRickAndMorty
^
ocegur
Of /b/ *
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
ShadyC
Why is a random AoU gif top comment? It doesn't even really have relevance except that Ultron is in it.
Lambast
Possibly because it also has the Hulk socking him in the kisser circuit.
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
yup. you are wise.
JanetVanDyne
My son!
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
:o
HarryHobo97
YOU JUS GOT KNOCKD THA FUCK OUT
ItsMyMoneyAndINeedItNow
Chris Rock in 'The Longest Yard' ?
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
OrdoXenosAgent
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
breadbomb92
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
YannickHoukes
JstAnothrLurkr
notthatdrunk
The gif
NotSoAngryGuy
The one with black widow?
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
We don't talk about The Gif.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
You avin a giggl m8? We rarely do annyfin else
ShortyMcshoots
Wait....I'm late.....what's The Gif
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Black Window and the Holk doin the do
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
The Holk. The lesser known, cheerful, Down's Syndrome afflicted, second cousin of The Hulk.
Zerklass
To your username
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
Zerklass
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
Zerklass
rubyrooh
Was Ultron hanging out in User Sub?
FoxySpirit
What's it called 8chan or 5chan? Warning, is a host for extremists and CPers. Don't go there.
DicksOutFor
Nah, /b
zeroexistence
My guess is either facebook or /b
Highfarm
User sub is a chaste nun compared to the things that goes on in 4chan
Dontrespectmahauthoritah
/pol
wafflestompa
Wouldn't have taken him five minutes.
QuantumSupersexposition
For at least a minute by the sound of it
rubyrooh
Poor Ultron...
StRocketScience
"Oye, mamasita. Want to see some no context GTA screencaps"
rubyrooh
You know I do!
xdvgx
I have yet to see anything controversial in usersub, not sure what the fuss is
rubyrooh
Well, sometimes there's bestiality pics. But it's been awhile since that happened.
CreativeGimmick
There's just a huge imgur circlejerk about how bad usersub is.
MildlyConcernedTV
No he browsed /mlp and /b on 4chan
IUseMyDickAsAPillow
Guess it's even more fucked than usersub?
JonnyTHM
Think the weird parts of usersub, now add in a creative writing exercise to make you feel uncomfortable.
Beefkins
Oh honey.
MildlyConcernedTV
I'll let you find that out for yourself mate try /pol and one look will tell you
therealVexed
pol is good stuff... if you like cancer
Waitingforthedarknes
Last time I went on /b/ they were comparing dicks
WhatzitTooya
...so?
FeetPeople
That happens almost twice a day
FeetPeople
That happens at least twice a day