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Mar 20, 2017 7:42 PM
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illthinkofsomethingcleverlater
Lionly possible*
SpaceISIS
well, he did tattoo his crime on himself in jail while awaiting trial, if i remember correctly. Even Disney villains aren't that dumb.
kingjamesversion2point0
Did he call the judge a fool? That's like, step one in the Disney villain handbook.
LumberCat
I wonder what his Disney villain song would be
Buckbeak1486
Scar is so unbelievably gorgeous!
iamdanman
He looks like Shades from Luke Cage.
YorkshireLandscape
He basically is as guilty as possible.
NSAgent
Looking guilty as animated lion-ly as possible.
Baeloro
How did this come back around... RIP
abrycadabry
Arron Hernandcuffs
abrycadabry
Aaron
FBran
More like 'as guilty as lionly possible'
MoneybagsMcGee
Beat me to it
RateDickpic
Is it so wrong that I'd still fuck him?
harpoonyourboyfriend
Which one? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TheRemarkableFoon
I hear the court is having trouble determining if he's telling the truth or if he's lion.
Mrbrown512
That's a puma
0rian
If he was a lion he would be at the zoo.
AllDune
Cantseecamo
Chaddric70
koalityhugs
Girl why you Mufasa?
Kilsta
Girl why is you lyin?
sassybeckalicious
Bad'daump PTHCH!
Valawyn
That is the most agonized and over-engineered version of "ba-dum-tsss" I've ever seen.
sassybeckalicious
Thank you :) I usually use "rimshot" bit this crowd .. wakka wakka
stubblydoright
Aaron Hernandez blew a 3-1 lead? What?
penciltopaper
Ikr what the fuck is up with the title
ImgonnapartylikeitsCOVID1999
He could have had 2 super bowl rings. Instead he's got 2 murder cases. Wasted talent.
Seanspeed
Right after a big contract signing, too. Idiot.
HypocriticalBastard
With him on the team, the Patriots might have had even more Superbowl wins.
BoopBoopDEEDoop
I went to high school with the guy, so sad when they had to take down his wall of memorabilia. Sad for his parents at least, guy was an ass.
MrJackedBroccoli
Went to school with a few guys that made it to the nhl. They were all asses. Guess the attitude is part of the appeal to the teams
DavidBrooker
Weird. The WHL/OHL guys I went to school with were all awesome... But maybe thats why they weren't drafted :P
Counterfit
Some of the guys on my school's hockey team were dbags. None of them made the NHL, though.
PretzelDickbutt
who?
mynameistc
Former New England Patriots tight end.
Skizzlesnap
Guy who would've been a mult-millionaire, with a super bowl ring and millions in endorsements if he didn't go and kill 3 people.
PAPASQUATT
2 rings now
PMmeyourshatteredhopesanddreams
VoidGearArie
That was beautiful
Deadpoolio7
Actually it's Aaron
harpoonyourboyfriend
Deadpoolio7
MissSpelledTattoo
Jay-quell-in?
Deadpoolio7
SpaceBo
What is this from?
Deadpoolio7
Get Out
MajorHeadass
Ex-Patriot Tight end Arron Hernandez who is on trial for murder
doctorhat
Who?
CrapBaskets
Formerly had a tight end
TehSeksyManz
Now he's a wide reciever
AsksTooManyQuestions
Never heard of him. Should I have heard of him by now? Is this news?
MajorHeadass
If you're not from the U.S then you probably haven't.
AsksTooManyQuestions
Am from the US. Not into sportsball.
BitchButcher
Every few month there is a Am.Football/Basketball/Baseball player charged with murder. I never heard that about a football player in Europe.
Mushroombadger
I would assume that contact sport sport players have more violent tendencies.
Thelegaldeagle
Never heard of a rugby player murdering someone.
Mushroombadger
Marc Cecillon
Rapiecage
Or soccer players have more faking experience to hide evidence
MajorHeadass
Your point is?
BitchButcher
There is no point. I'm just surprised.
MajorHeadass
There had to be a point if you brought up football players from Europe.
jayphat
His SECOND trial for murder. And not a retrial of a mistrial, a completely second murder.
PretzelDickbutt
oh, shit.
CityYeti
Although if he's found not guilty in this one, an appeal can be made for the previous one
TysonGoesOutside
Well, when you sports good you're allowed to do these things.
jayphat
He thought so, which is why he killed the second guy who was supposed to testify in his first trial.
Edgekrsher
No he was found guilty for the first and sentenced to life. He was cut by the pats and banned by the NFL even before he was charged
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MarvaNipp
Evidently not
Banananutmuffins
you fucking shouldn't be
TysonGoesOutside
I agree.
PretzelDickbutt
Oh, okay. Thank you
ayymamacita
A bit more context: he was on about to sign a 30 to 40 million dollar contract but he decided to spent the rest of his life in jail
PretzelDickbutt
huh. some people, eh?
PhilKenSebban
Check out his Wikipedia page. Guy had money and a future. Decided doing gangsta shit and killing people over petty shit was better.
PretzelDickbutt
I'd say he isn't the smartest cookie, but damn. He's a stupid cookie.