ThatsJustYourOpinionMan
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Jun 7, 2015 7:19 PM
ThatsJustYourOpinionMan
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kingoflight
they represent how they are up to their neck in shit.
Topcon
Missed opportunity for a ''just the tip'' joke.
Bronze4Life
They must have chiseled abs.
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
My dad did not believe they actually had bodies until I showed showed these pictures
Swirlo
Why did it take so fucking long to dig them up??
Invulgo
Lack of funds probably, that's why old viking ships don't get dug up in Norway.
YourNewBoss
haha that guy in the bottom pic looks like he's the penis
dangerkitty
At least call him by his name. His name is Dick.
BrazilianThunderPanda
Crazy how nature do dat
theaeronaut
The aliens had thongs!
fleezyppc
HOW MANY CURSES HAVE YOU JUST UNLEASHED?!?!
Invulgo
D:
GrabEmByTheEmbassy
And guess what?!? They didn't drag them into position. They walked them upright.
GrabEmByTheEmbassy
http://media.giphy.com/media/11WYo7PQY0MFsk/giphy.gif
seasonsgreetings
Ye Olde knowledge.
AndersonLp3
Dum Dum Want Gum Gum
911wasaninsidejob
You son of a bitch......
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
Thank you. I was looking for you. +1
opticsnake
TIL archaeological digs look like Minecraft.
AlexisWalker
^this xD
YouCapturedMe
I bet the heads were pretty detailed too but wind and stuff probably smoothed them up a bit.
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
"Hey, my eyes are up here!" - statue
RuledByMyPets
You sons of bitches, do you have any idea how long it took them to bury that and u just dug it up?
TheMrPendragon
I'm also slightly perturbed at the fact that they dug up an ancient piece of history. Anyone know if they removed it? Or left it?
Herpetology
It was reburied, in the first image you can see the loose soil that has been replaced.
superbest
You idiot! He's free now! We buried them to trap them! And you set them free!!!! We are all doomed!!!!!
MWD78
Diglett IRL...
YouCatfish
You beat me to it
LongtimeLurker148
Username makes this
mide8
LeeroyTheBird
Why do you not have more points
PaperElemental
Glorious.
NicBurnsRed
Is this recent? This is news to me also.
xoverthirtyx
Funding & exposure goes to projects that advance agendas. They'd rather sit on this info than go back & admit their history is wrong.
AndInTheDarknessBindThem
Nah old news
jitspoe
No, they've had the bodies for quite some time, now.
Gatt5u
Not even close to recent.
Shamorza
There was this dude called Thor Heyerdahl who excavated around those statues like half a century ago.
PanickedShrieking
He's the dude who crossed the Pacific Ocean on a raft!
ChloroformCosbySweater
Hail Heyerdahl
Leothulion
The hell...I'm just learning this now?
OogaOogaMooshka
I feel stupid that I didn't know this.
Jupiterisaplanet
Obviously they weren't buried. A biblical-sized flood must've buried them up to their necks in dirt. Proof of aliens.
diamondflaw
IIRC there is evidence they deforested their islands in the process of building the Moai, which led to the soil erosion that buried them.
closetpastafarian
This moai is located on the side of a volcano and the ground is not very strong. Heavy rains can cause ground movements. I have been there.
DaveGrohlsBrokenLeg
Haha... He's wearing a thong
Cassiraa
So are you though!
zatgal
Definitely scrolled up to check.
IndustrialBunny
https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lme5tw4xGU1qd42rao1_500.gif
whereisbabu
they're hands.
thepopesdaughter
Hands in the front, yes, and in between them is the front of the thong. Check out the back in #4
whereisbabu
Wow. Might have to thing a thong.
puttingthisusernametogooduse
Who's to say it's a he?
lightpanic
Maybe it's got a hot date or doesn't want to worry about underwear lines.
PhuckStix
Nsfw lol
witsd
So how far down do the pyramids go?
Krieghund
It's pyramids all the way down
WarJesus420
Damnit! I'm a day late.
MaxinJackson
Pyramids are ancient power plants.
LeeroyTheBird
BoJackNorseman
the only proper reply to such a comment. thank you
thewaiting28
No, landing platforms for alien ships.
ComicSansHumor
To the bottom.
dash0826
This
SluttyToast
*nods*
DivorcedOfCourse
You, I like.
ComicSansHumor
ionlysaynice
nice
CaptainLegot
Which pyramids? The Great Pyramid of Giza has a chamber like 200 feet beneath it, but the pyramid shape doesn't continue underground...
YoucancallmeClassic
What's in the chamber?
WarJesus420
Your mom's vagina is actually the chamber itself. So first your dad's penis and then you came out of it.
dash0826
Scarabs that eat you alive. Didnt you watch the mummy?
YoucancallmeClassic
I knew it!!
MartialSpork
Nothing, actually. It was just a decoy.
FoxMulderBelieves
Check Netflix, Nova did a short documentary, "Mystery of Easter Island: Nova". It's only 52 minutes and worth a watch.
fruitlessefforts
for
AmazingElephant
Will watch. Thanks
Mr34
Need to look this up.
ALWAYSUPVOTEYOUAT7
Commenting for later me to watch.
Dreasaurus22
Noooooooo it's not on Netflix US right now!
demaaaano
Comment for watching later. Ty.
SleuthGluth
Doc
kimkardashiansLeftButtCheek
Its not on canadian netflix but there is a different non nova documentary thats equally as fascinating. Check it out bruh
FoxMulderBelieves
Ok will do.
kimkardashiansLeftButtCheek
Tl;dr: the heads are called maoi, the natives built them to represent leaders and gods. When christianity spread, they toppled ALL the heads
kimkardashiansLeftButtCheek
but gently (the noses arent broken, thus set down with respect). The natives also had a yearly cool parkour race to see who would be Birdman
IReallyJustWantToSeeHowLongOfAUsernameICanHave
It's wearing a thong...
anthogr16
Wait you aren't?
YourFutureExHusband
And under the carved bodies, there are scale carved horses. And next to the scale carved horse is a scale carved banana.
ButterfaceTaintClown
The Egyptian pyramids are the ear tips of giant stone lolcat monuments. http://goo.gl/okxz9X
thisiswhaticameupwithsorry
Lol you fucking got me till the banana
PaperElemental
Inb4 it's found out to be true.
BardicLasher
And beneath the carved horses is a turtle. And beneath those turtles is another turtle.
pupwink
You're my favorite today.
SlowLightning
Discworld?
BardicLasher
The turtles thing is older than Discworld, but Discworld does reference it.
SlowLightning
Tell me more about them turtles
BardicLasher
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtles_all_the_way_down
YourFutureExHusband
Its turtles all the way down.
azureharri
Turtle-y
Thor1229
In a hole in the bottom of the sea?
roguechikken
And next to the carved banana is a carved sword. Carved. Sword.
Lamplovesme
Reference game strong.
aqueus
Do not get.
roguechikken
Skyrim
CaptainHughJass
Guards in skyrim are fascinated and confused by cUrved swords.
Lamplovesme
A Skyrim guard dialogue is "You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords."
joefish515
Theres always money in the giant head. ch ch
CatsLeMatts
And underneath that is a dead dog and 6 feet underneath that is a dead person. The perfect murder.
AveryPenn
There is no dead dog! Dogs don't die!!!! I refuse to believe this!!!!
PaperElemental
Don't worry. All dogs go to heaven.
Evyreid
The person is oriented vertically of course.
drillbithead
And the green grass grows all around all around, and the green grass grows all around.
OddlyCantEven
If they dig much deeper, they'll enter the Easter Bunny's candy production facility.
ThatsJustYourOpinionMan
If you're in the mood for more awesome sauce mysterious ancient history /a/UDwBF
Foqbupog
I am now, thanks!
PharonicStarSeedofNour
I think we could be friends, you and I.
PaperElemental
Let's all be frinds!
noshot
Wow. never knew about this and love all ancient stuff. Thank you so much for the info.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
THIS RAISES EVEN MORE QUESTIONS!
SeeMyAmbitionsFadeOut
YES IT DOES!! WHY ARE WE SCREAMING??
stayfoxy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59GwT_Qlj0Y
2sday
RIGHT?! Like, WHY DID THEY CARVE IT LIKE THAT? WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THOSE MARKINGS ON THEIR BACK? New discoveries, more questions.
StarkRG
Werent these excavations done in the 70s or 80s? Not so new discovery...
2sday
In that case, I need to get my head out of my ass and look this up some more.
Luxvero
NASA sent people to the Moon bytheway, apollo missions
2sday
Oh really, and did they... do the moonwalk?
bingopajamas
The short answer is that over time the soil on the hill behind them slid downhill and partially buried them.
ONISpook
Geology!
TooManyDamKids
True. The natives used the trees (that used to be plentiful) to support the stones to be carved. "Deforestation" caused erosion
Yupurineutah
That would show up as an irregularity in the particle sizes in the down-hill side of the overburden. If not, they're much older.
iamsounoriginal
Would you mind explaining that sentence? Sounds interesting
arkemiffo
I find both unlikely. They're buried too uniformly for landslides. With slow build up, we'd see a difference of behind and front of them.
Yupurineutah
The layers are plain to see so they were not buried manually. Slightly larger sediments would be prevalent uphill. We can't see from here.
Luxvero
while im also confused by that phrasing, i suspect you refering to land slides, while bingopajamas ment slow grain accumulation over millen
kubit
Is it possible that ancient aliens used these statues as fusion reactors to produce gold with which to shield their spacecraft?
cobrafast
raggingmuppet
Absolutely
Lodix
Where are the just the tip jokes? Come on guys. Use your head. ;)
OneMoreRide
Just the tip is never enough. For your mom.
Moefassa
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljwtfgctUb1qc51qmo1_500.gif
iatealeprechaun
We tried...but they were too big for you.
BuckBoost
My head doesn't seem up be working. Could you give me some head please?
DriftEJ20
This enough? http://1jyltn1mbs251hdxv3asmbl221.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/files/2015/04/schiuma-birra.jpg
MancrushonThor
Actually in Chile, the country that claims Easter Island, all the souvenir Moais are holding their penis in their hands
tomyironmane
I tried, but something something your mother.
lookatmyfavorites
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
JJAbramsBetterNotRuinStarWars
Phrasing!
SluttyToast
They've got, uh, rock hard dicks.
ilovenonsummerjack
Close enough
TheRinzler
subtle
TheMineshaftGap
valiant effort
piccololover
You tried
SluttyToast
But my upvote meter is 9 units long at the moment. I'm doing well.
piccololover
Look it's growing! It's at 12 now!
SluttyToast
19 units and counting. Ladies. (creepysmilefaceIdunnohowtodo)
m0sley
Just the head.
Mookystick
I wanted to but I didn't want to get hit by the imgur ban hammer
UserguyMcMister
You are in the comment section:P
stannel
LadyMcCormick
I would be soooo happy
imbuffyandyourehistory
I honestly did laugh out loud to this.
TheKerfuffle
WOLOLOLOLO
TheN0whereMan
Commenting because I need this
ScienceIsntAboutWhyItsAboutWhyNot
Pezes are cool
CmdrNinja
I've played enough command and conquer to know these motherfuckers are hiding flak cannons and tesla coils
DragonBrigade
ALL HAIL THE GODS OF PEZ!
Pieala
As a mom & aunt, I give the kiddos Pez dispensers every Christmas. Now it's all 'no sugary stuff' whining parents jackin' my buzz...
im2old4this
i would eat that giant PEZ, and like every second of it. especially if it's cherry flavored.
makamaka1
This explains everything!
ohnonotagainsaidthebowlofpetunias
You genuinely just made me laugh out loud, +1
realneatonito
No wonder they went hungry, all of that sweets has no n nutritional value
fluggnugget
I knew it
MrZdarkplace
This took me so long. I was like, Why is there a giant bar of soap coming out of his head?
secondbeast
It's not soap?
AbzM
http://1.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/84/70/5f7c55668c8bdea7bcb036021f3c528c-what-lies-beneath-truth-about-diglett-and-dugtrio.jpg
TwentyFiveSchmekles
wut.
Abendschein
PEZ! :D >_<
gulerotmeister
Sry im using you comment to get noticed. Can anyone please tell me what TIL mean? Things In Life or something?
stannel
TYL, TIL means Today I Learned .. just think what you might learn tomorrow !
gulerotmeister
Dank u veddy muts :)
Potato378
YES
thehatjesty
Perry Bible Fellowship?
stannel
You
stannel
whoops .. .. urm as far as I know it's from the now defunct truckbearingkibble.com ..
thehatjesty
Yeah :( I think the comic itself is PBF though? I think it's updating again? After, oh, a few years.
stannel
I did a google image search for it, most of the images that show provide truckbearingkibble.com as the source including artists names and yr
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KapnKershaw
"Cherry-flavored Pez. No question about it!"
phoreal2000
dum dum want gum gum
NV12THMAN
Uh oh dumb dumb, you better run run, here come hun hun
WarJesus420
Swinging his gun gun down the bun bun under the sun sun
wolfetrax
*pez
stannel
.. this goes here http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-deerfield-reef-sinking-20150607-story.html
Neighborhoodvirus
You won't find the toes there though... https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/40/1e/f2/401ef2c50abed47105071f25d41ea7b1.jpg
JustForgetMe
Bookmark
RileyB
This is actually a real theory
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WarJesus420
Thank you for correct scientific method
bender844
zenixity? You doin ok buddy?
zenixity
Well wheres are the stone hedges located as opposed to the Easter heads
zenixity
Well what's are the stone hedges located as opposed to the Easter heads
WarJesus420
......Stonehenge* Not stone hedges lol
WarJesus420
Although I suppose they are what hedges made of stone would look like.....alright I accept it.
Surely
Right, a theory by your crazy uncle?
WarJesus420
You do know that just about every single fact you know today as obviously true was originally scorned as completely insane right?
Surely
Ok, whatever you say. This leaves just the fact that Pakistan is on the other side of the earth from the Easter Island, not Stonehenge.
stannel
butt wait :
Staggard
Your doing god's work my son
MyAnacondaDontWantNoneUnlessYouGotPunsHun
I'm glad the moon was labeled.
PhewPhew2222
Admit it. You had no idea that was a moon. Sure doesn't look like one!
Mediumlengthusername
This comment thread! I like it! More!
Max209
we need to go deeper :>
WarJesus420
Where are you trying to go deeper. After his butt was revealed you decide you want to go deeper. Hmmmm? Where you trying to go???? Hmmm?????
stannel
JonathanSnowflakeTheBastardOfWinterfell
Why does that make me giggle so much?
JonathanSnowflakeTheBastardOfWinterfell
Make it look like the Eiffel Tower is his weiner
shoopdawoop2000
As a mobile user, I hit load more to go deeper.
tiduszecht
Giggity
IR591620
The one upside about the new mobile app is the ability to view more than four comments at a time.
Ifellthroughthefourthwall
Now I understand devil's tower...
guardian19d
See? This is the kind of stuff I like to see. Good job.
Biomeat
Then why didnt you know about it when it was discovered more than 2 years ago
ThatsJustYourOpinionMan
/a/UDwBF your wish is my command
TheDude12345
This might be the original design for the Fallout Shelter.
jaclyndeanne
Find me some more cool stuff I like to see
StrangeBrewAndCanadianBaconForBreakfastEH
www.ablogabouthistory.com
FriendlyNeighbour
There is a good documentary on netflix about easter Island. It's actually quite amazing how advanced they were
PorcupineMilkshake
http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/easterisland.asp
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
Good thing there are no nipples, or this art would be not safe for work
iatecerealthismorning
Oh, shut up about that already. People have been upvoting models and porn stars to the front page, not art. We all know what this is about.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
It's a joke. You shut up already.
iatecerealthismorning
Defending nsfw because of "art" is really getting old, that's all.
WickedWyldCat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV9U9tH3lN4
DarkTowerRose
Thought title said boobie, mildly disappointed for not seeing ancient stone ta-tas but I'll get over it.
insertcleverusername1
Agreed!
nation543
what's even crazier is how they got them to their positions. they stood them upright and "walked" them down rather than rolled them on logs.
zotten
You must be new.. already saw this at least a dozen times.
BubberFantasyonline
freedomofnow
Just proves NGtv is fabricated bullshit.
MERGATROYDER
They were a little off on the size.
healthyasfuck
This is really fucking cool. I was like obsessed with this kind of thing when I was a kid. My inner 7 year old is happy as fuck.
321Guesswho
supposedly these statues are one of the reasons the native people of easter island went extinct
healthyasfuck
Tell me more.
321Guesswho
well apparently the statues were moved into place with a bunch of large trunks cut down to pull the statue or something. So as other 1/?
321Guesswho
themselves so they eventually died off 4/4
healthyasfuck
Thank you for your marvellous knowledge dump.
321Guesswho
them from the salt mist, as the plants started to die and with no trees left for boat building the people had no way of feeding 3/?
321Guesswho
tribes tried to out do each other the large trees were cut down, this led to the smaller plants to die because the large trees protected 2/?
ThatsJustYourOpinionMan
Would anyone be interested in seeing a post about the ancient city found underneath a village in turkey? I find that to be prettyfascinating
SgtMeowenstein867
Gobekli Tepe?
MERGATROYDER
When can I move in?
RonSwansonIsMyHomeboy
Ummm.... Hells YEAH!!!
EDarwin
I'd read that.
OmSauce
Of course. We love history. :-)
pandaeyed
Yes please! Fascinating stuff!
bigboydel
Why did they build underground city?
Tails143
May be a dumb question, but are you a traveler yourself, OP?
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
YES
aitoremcee
post it please :)
sameshitdifferentshovel
I live in turkey and got no clue about that village?
guardian19d
I used to Google Earth Easter Island. Has an amazing beach
guardian19d
Hell yeah buddy.
azureharri
YES! Post it up?
DeathB4DNF
I had to check your username to make sure you weren't the @misleadinginformation
herod0toots
Gobekli Tepe is really fascinating as well, and raises questions about what we really understand of ancient civilizations
diareetusmachine
Yeeessss
NachoManTX
U kick ass
DavidBowiesBulgeInLabyrinth
Commenting for an update
canwesoakthisin
YES! RIGHT NOW! sorry i shouted. Im excited and drunk and love history
triflersNeedNot
Never apologize for getting excited about something.
WarJesus420
You ever seen drunk history? Sounds like your kinda thing lol.
canwesoakthisin
drunk history is my shit!
flyingdutchfrenchman
Fuck yes. I still want to be a Tomb Raider when I grow up. Oh wait, I'm 20 years old. Crap.
TheBlackShakes
If you're 20, now is the perfect time for being a tomb raider.
ThatsJustYourOpinionMan
history buffs unite!
RickC137
Hardly even close to too old to start tomb raiding.
RickC137
Wow that came out wrong. Back to bed for me.
aqueus
As a 30-year old, holy crap, kid. Calm down. If I'm not "grown up", you've still got plenty of time. Ledge-grabbing is essential.
ThatsJustYourOpinionMan
/a/UDwBF your wish is my command
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ironmansdildo
MOAR
Padgya
I visited one of the underground cities a few weeks ago!
limetonic
Thanks OP!
Nadas
Oh! I've been there!!!
NotDeadYet
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NavyLacrosse
I remember that from AC Revelations. Looks way different in real life. Cool post!
batman89
Dude.. thats a serious escape tunnel! No joke. Its like someone said pls build me n escape tunnel, the dude then says bitch I built u a city
Ryebread91
And now, I wish you to be free OP!
LostInImgur
I've always been interested in stuff like this. Sometimes I regret I didn't major in history/archeology.
guardian19d
When the caves were discovered, we're the torches still lite.... like in video games? Regardless, want to visit. Bad ass OP!
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JapanGuyJoe
1: you're a magician 2: how did dat?
JapanGuyJoe
jk figured it out
Kaysmira
I replaced the /a/ in the link with /gallery/ I cannot for the life of me find a link on the album page to view comments.
AyresForceOne
Dear Diary, today OP was a pretty cool guy!
shouldilaughatthis
I'd also like to point out OP's virile heterosexuality.
ThatsJustYourOpinionMan
Just call me cool ancient history man :D
lyrisense
That's just like, your opinion, man