BeachBumAtHeart
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Saturday is my cakeday, my dad (who doesn't like cats very much) said I could adopt this cutie if I make the front page
I've already decided that I'd name him Toothless
*Apologies for not knowing what a cakeday is...you learn something new everyday I guess. Saturday is my birthday**
FP Edit: I didn't know the FP was such a scary place, but whether you believe me or not there will be an update post once Toothless is mine :P
notirrelevant
...and will your horrible dad take you to Disney World if you get a million likes on FaceBook?
Iminacatonesie
But what about your majestic fat kitty jango OP?
roflomagadwtf
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SAY THE SAME THING EVERY TIME AND GET UP VOTES
Sociallyantisocal
I'm starting to lose hope for imgur when a point horeing Facebook post gets to the front page
kellogleo
Upvote begging by exploiting cat adoption..and using Toothless as well.... You have no shame OP
Darreldy
OP wanted a cat, but you won't believe what happened next!
NeckPlant
This is so fucking stupid.. take that poor cat home and stop whoring..
BlobFacedTurretMeat
This is the lamest point whoring i've seen yet.
iateanentirecakeonce
I hope the cat gets an owner it deserves, rather then a point whoring cheese balls such as yourself. Shame on you.
solipsys
No he didn't
4ozsweetmexicanheroin
1 upvote = 10 prayers
TheScarlettSpeedster
If you have to get fake internet points to get a cat that my friend is bad parenting
Redsolocat
It's already been said, but I'll say it again - this is pitiful.
Exkuender
OP already has a cat. I think the whole "dad doesn't like cats I want one" is a big fat point lie!
thesarahpowellexperience
This fucks me off, this cats life could depend on somebody adopting it and your letting Imgur upvotes decide.
anakhasilver
That's the condition the father set forth. What, do you think the father'd magically say yes if OP said they wouldn't?
anxiously
Stop point whoring and just adopt the damn cat.
PeacePiper
Did you not read the title?
Owtactrl
Why would he care about something useless and meaningless
GreedyJungle
Cakeday is just your imgur birthday.
FarceMajeure
"My cat looks like Toothless!" Toothless was designed after a cat.
Nevv
Why the fuck do people upvote this shit.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
FOR DA KITTIEZZIZIZZ!11!1 /sarcasm Because they're idiots
Shobby101
Cause everyone else seems to be up voting this shit
McBook
Blame usersub
spaceasaurusrex
Pssst... cake day is when you joined imgur. But happy upcoming anniversary of your outernet existence!
BeachBumAtHeart
Oops...thanks for the heads up
storebrandproductmascot
I'd have been happier staying ignorant. I mean, celebrating the day you signed up for a website?? That makes me cringe.
CptCaboose
What a cute doggy !
MyMiddleNameIsLiterallyJoy
I think you're a bit confused. Clearly it's a dragon.
miiiiiiiitch
*mini doggy
BeachBumAtHeart
That's why I want him so bad! I'm glad you understand
bananadock
If you can't get the cat without getting points here then sorry you don't deserve him. -1
shesaidgoodbyetotheground
For real, pets are a big responsibility. How about finding some other way to prove to your dad that you're ready for the challenge?
BeachBumAtHeart
Already have one cat, dad didnt want a second one
shesaidgoodbyetotheground
what happens when you go off to college in a few years? dad is stuck with two cats instead of just the one?
TheCarbonStampede
The only point of getting a pet is to have a companion. Come on, it's a living being we're talking about, and you want fake internet points?
idownvotepoststhatstartwithso
I feel for OP. My dad told me the other day that he's ashamed of me for never getting on the FP. He might even kick me out of the basement.
darkladyvanstar
As an Asian...my father said I should aim for the AP not the FP...
PastaSatan
If your dad actually said this I will eat both my goddamn shoes
blankSTARER
Dinner is served. Hope you like leather for lunch.
PastaSatan
Aw hell I'm not eating any of my leather shoes. Shit's expensive!
BeachBumAtHeart
Once I provide my proof you better show yours as well
PastaSatan
Nah nah nah, not that you get the cat, I just don't believe for a second that a parent would actually base that kind of thing off of points.
BeachBumAtHeart
Ill make sure there's proof of that too don't you worry
queenpadme
I'm sorry, but how does your dad even know what the front page is?
WTFdidijustdo
Imgur isn't just teens & 20 somethings ya know.
ISmellManFlesh
But if you don't make front page, THE KITTY BURNS
BeachBumAtHeart
Calm down Satan
eggmuffin
A black cat named "Toothless". How original. What was the alternative? "Kitty"?
Surrealle
Midnight
darkladyvanstar
Panther
MatildaMantis
Salem.
TGWeaver
Imgur is Facebook now. IF I GET ENOUGH UPVOTES I GET A CAT! IF I GET ENOUGH LIKES THE SURGERY WILL BE FREE!!! This is what you've become.
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
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aCartographer
Maybe it'll take a turn for better, if not, fuck...
IDontCareImStillFreeYouCantTakeTheSkyFromMe
"If I get enough upvotes AND cash, I can save this dying kitten" and yet it keeps getting to FP
CatsLoveHats
But I want the cat to be adopted
MatildaMantis
If this hits FP maybe my mom won't cry over my poor life choices tonight!!!!
BouncePogoPogoPogo
Yes she will...but not in front of the whole family
Sephority
Except it seems to actually work...
grimwyrd
Are you brave enough to "share" this post for Jesus?
zonkdem
"If i get enough cats, i'll get a upvote" - me irl
BouncePogoPogoPogo
I want to down vote the shit out of this comment because it is so true that it pisses me off... You got my vote Mr President.
McBook
Get downvoting, Mr. President
puppetmaster300
Funny how this has more upvotes than toothless
FrankJ7
Noooooooo
ScumbagCate69
I've also seen a filthy influx of front page edits... It seems facebook narcissism is leaking
IDontCareImStillFreeYouCantTakeTheSkyFromMe
Even the people who say they hate FP edits are whoring out, linking to other posts, or doing the "oh, you really like me" *jacksoff* bs
ScumbagCate69
ahh when they link another post of theirs when it's not related... I never saw that shit when i first joined imgur
IDontCareImStillFreeYouCantTakeTheSkyFromMe
I die a little inside, never saw this type of shit until recently....It's just another new, terrible trend. :(
ToyoTech
Every black kitten that I hear about nowadays is called "Toothless"
whenlifegivesyoulemonsaskfortequila
Hopefully more black cats will get rescued because of its popularity.
Anrothan
Mine was named Trold(Troll) and Trøffel(Truffle).
TosokTheRodentHunter
no mine. his name is Tosok. Tosok the Rodent Hunter
giantfishinabearsuit
Had a black cat named Day. I like to live on the edge.
justblamelaurel
We had a big fat black cat, and my mom named her Precious. She did not understand why my sisters and I found this hilarious.
SuwinTzi
Mine's Spectre. His sister is Nova.
AliElkie
Mine is Coco, she is far too fat to be toothless
panzersharkcat
Mine's named Sid.
Bromley20
Mine is named Samara, and my friend's is named Charlotte
Istorestuffinmyboobs
The one I grew up with was called Snøhvit (Snow white) - my mother's a funny lady.
WhereLBJsNutsHang
Mine is Sir Knight of Tooth Lesh County
Mokoni
Mine are Lily and Luna
imminentloudness
Mine are called Leeloo and Marcel, both rescues.
vaginaengineer
My black kitties name is tesla!
Bonemamma
mine is called Sansa
zMilkThistle
I named mine Dumb Cat. He was a proper idiot.
revcleo
the one next door to me is called Pino
LordOfTheRingDings
Sheltered a stray for a few months. black and white with the greenest eyes you ever saw, so we named her Envy.
BANANAFLAKE
I have one named Todd. I didn't name it. It has a person name. It thinks it's people. He has an attitude when told to do stuff. He's a cat.
TacoPrime
Toothless was based off of a cat and is black.
demonic
My black cat is named Dominic
TheCarbonStampede
That and all the Lokis.
TriggerHappy
Mine is named (Princess) Midna. After the loveable imp version of the Twilight Princess :3
autocorrectedtozod
Mine too :)
zerohunter
Mine are Commander Shepard and Ven...
sigurdtheone
We have Zelda and Pixel :P
sparkledick
I have a Zelda too! And a Twilight, after Twilight Princess, not the twilight we don't talk about. So technically two Zeldas :)
Dredoll
Mine's named Sharkbait. Just because.
BraveCalamari
SHARKBAIT HOO HAHA!
OddOne8
My black cat is named Scout
515XIX
If we ever get a black cat again, I want to name it Salem only if it talks and is sassy..
MissMish83
I called mine Batman. Sometimes I call him Catman.
cptnkirk15
Chairman Meow :3
PommedeTerreur
Mine's "Super Chairman Mao". High five for insensitivity to the oppression of an entire nation!
TheWorstAmy
Mine is named Ninja, and she is a cutie pie
lexii57
Mine is Pixel Erebus! Because he's a little blip of darkness.
giitsok
I named mine Benji after that dog
Smayds
I named my old fella Zax after the gold floaty robot!
TosokTheRodentHunter
the first movie my parents ever took me to see in theatres. benji the hunted i think it was called
SgtLemming
I called mine Merida, and she was awesome. I miss her :-(
smoochmysnoot
Mine was Beans. He was so gentle and sweet..miss you, Beans
BeerStoreGuy
Named mine Dahlia, she's awesome
sporkchop24
Mine is called Grimm. =)
AnonymousYooper
I named my cat Shutup so when I tell my wife to shut up and she's in a bad mood I can play it off as calling the cat.
PommedeTerreur
Should be called "Remorseless", amirite?
KafkaLovesYou
There's a stray black cat in my area, I call it Euclid. I hope to make friends with it one day.
apondwouldbegoodforyou
DO IT
KafkaLovesYou
Alright, alright, I'll do it. It's just hard when you're... non-euclidean...
BeachBumAtHeart
Yes but this is different, this will be my Toothless (:
acinonyxjubatus
But Toothless' eyes are green!
Bearto
=^)
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
That literally makes no difference at all
BeachBumAtHeart
And now I just sit in silence
HorribleCommentor
I don't understand why people can't come up with a decent name for a pet. I named my cat Sully after Ed Sullivan.
TosokTheRodentHunter
i called my black cat Tosok. because he has 4 toes on his back feet that are white. they look like toe socks. so Tosok it was
ThePelican
I named mine Tilly because my other one is called Smudge and 'Smudge and Tilly' sounds like an epic bootlegger crime syndicate
PantsAreTooMuchWork
Omg I have a Smudge too, everyone thought I was crazy when I named him that! Thank you for validating my name choice, friend.
ThePelican
I have met or heard of so many Smudges since I got her 5 years ago! Lars from Least I Could Do and Looking for Group has one too!
ihatechoosingausername
I have a dog name Tilley! you can see her in my posts.