FiercePufferFish
376706
7848
310
*losing
Becca, you are the ultimate bro.
Mar 4, 2015 2:01 AM
FiercePufferFish
376706
7848
310
*losing
Becca, you are the ultimate bro.
beyondomega
having someone in your life like that is just awesome in general, kudos!
massakayne
hey OP. if becca is so in touch with your needs, she will be an attentive, caring and gentle lover as well. think about it, tape it and post
Killerby
You're in love with your roommate, aren't you?
drawingdoom
My "roommate" drank my beer, I guess they forgot who owns the house -.-
JenaCarsen62
Girlfriend her. If you're a straight female I'll volunteer as tribute.
BrownMamba20
losing*
HaniiPuppy
*Liquorice, and how would liquorice sticks help with a sore throat? Surely, rather something like Strepsils or Lockets?
ItsThatDamnHanselHesSoHotRightNow
Becca is setting impossible standards, bitch.
tarataqa
L O O S I N G ?
ggpirate
Don't you just hate it when your voice is too loose
seasonsgreetings
I half expected her face to morph into overly attached girlfriend
StuAlp
how the fuck do you "loose" your voice?
kmikl
@FiercePufferFish Okay seriously, your Roomie is doing things my wife doesn't do. You are either the luckiest person alive.. no that's it.
FiercePufferFish
Yeah. She's an amazing woman.
DrunkFlamingo
That's bestie material. Never let her go and don't take advantage. Good people that care are hard to find in life.
FiercePufferFish
Amen to that. I will always cherish my Becca boo.
Biten
She's in love with you
8bitdan
Wait, is licorice good for a sore throat?
FiercePufferFish
The actual root. Yes.
confusionfrustration
Where do you go to uni OP?
aramil31
I'm curious as well, since I know a Becca.
Honeybeemcgee
That moment when you're 90% sure you know OP irl.
Crayshack
I'm 100% sure I know OP IRL.
Honeybeemcgee
At this point, I'm 100% sure as well.
RottenJoe
OP, she loves you.
FiercePufferFish
Yes. And I love her. We're the female equivalent of turk and JD.
HuIkHogan
I need a Becca in my life
melodramaticbat
She sounds like a genuine friend, however you act OP, nice one :-)
queenelizabeth
What're the "orientations" here. I think she likes u, and ur "guests" are breakin' her heart. Or, I'm way off base. I dunno, seems too good.
TheWayADrillWorks
Not to go on a rant here, but why can't people be awesome to eachother without people assuming this?
queenelizabeth
That's what I meant by "I dunno, seems too good" - seems, but maybe isn't? I'm a skeptic about ppl. In fact, who's not?
GeorgePancakes
Because straight dudes think about sexing any woman that is nice to them.we
debatem1
Occam's razor. Also, horny lonely misanthropes.
TheWayADrillWorks
Fairly certain I qualify for two of those categories at any given time.
FaLaLaLaLaGrumpy
Difficult to be misanthropic and horny at the same time, but holy fuck the orgasm is incredible!
FiercePufferFish
Nah. Nah. We're both straight. We play wingman for each other.
TanFlo
The most important question you will ever get in your life: Would do a threeway with her?
SomeAnonymousLurker
http://imgur.com/9zbKiHW
GIsLife
Wife her.
FiercePufferFish
She is indeed my wifey.
GIsLife
Lucky man
FiercePufferFish
XD Nah nah. Woman. And she's only my wifey when the guys hitting on her are creepy. :P
questionableanswers
Make her your wifey 24/7.
bangbangbangbang
I was gonna ask why you were calling her your roommate instead of wife, haha.
drunksnape
Permanent room mate! Didn't you see the sticky note post?
anonwhymouse
Licorice sticks help with you losing your voice? How does that work?
TheFilmLife
You mean "loosing" haha
FiercePufferFish
Real licorice. Not the candy. It's a medicinal root.
MaSu10
Can you please link me something of "real licorice"? Would seriously help me out thx
LittleWarPiggy
According to Ayurveda, licorice REALLY helps with throat related problems. I don't know how exactly or which problems as I'm not a [1/2]
LittleWarPiggy
Vaidya, but I'm from an Indian family and every kid in my family (even extended) knows that if you've got a bad throat? Pop some liquorice.
NexiKuro
As a dutch person, wut? I'm 90% sure that still qualifies as candy and is sold in candy stores here.
leahatard
Also it just makes you feel special.
leahatard
Also it just makes you feel special.
TrappedintX
LOSING...not loosing...goddamnit this pisses me off...downvote for you!!!
FiercePufferFish
0.o Oh shit. I.... I am ashamed.
rarebix
Upvoted for correction
blitherypoop
Maybe she's losing her voice because she loosed it too much and now she's hoarse.
dunecat1337
You know that's not true.
blitherypoop
It could be. I lose my voice if I shout or talk too loud.
Fleggy
*horse. Missed opportunity there! ;-)
UnblestDevotee
A "Guest" I wonder what that mean....
HamsterHuey
http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/4/49/fark_494mRFbE4Bh9KlvD9tYgOR6Clik.gif?t=Ur7Mo3I5V0K92rseYLZ4iQ&f=1425877200
manthraxx
a bang, bang, bangedy bang, I said a bang, bang, bangedy bang
ggpirate
http://img.pandawhale.com/105770-Frozen-Anna-gif-Im-gonna-tell-khpj.gif
whyyougottabesorude
Take a wild guess..t
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
A good dicking.
ChimingIn
Inviting someone over for kisses.
AGronau
They gon' frick.
trigonman3
UnriskyBusiness
A prostitute. Guest stands for prostitute. Lady of the night. Escort. How.
dunecat1337
Gentleman of the... night. Rob Schneider...
SpoonOfDoom
I always thought "Lady Of The Night" sounds more like a Batman character than a prostitute. Or maybe a vampire.
utahjarhead
Mina Parker
LMeire
UnriskyBusiness
TanFlo
I thought it always sounded like this :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmNaYCoF7vo
Zypherfier
Well, both are probably sucking something, so....
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
Hoe*
UnriskyBusiness
Ducking autocorrect!
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
AHHH, I see what you did there!!!
FiercePufferFish
A really awesome guy who makes amazing soup.
TanFlo
Random Shoutout to Dude Soup for no reason at all.
StereotypicalPeanut
Congrats on the soup
jjb926
"soup"
thisss
and bangs good
drunz
Wife him and your roommate.
milesmiles
Good Guy Gina? ok
Muffyns
wife your roommate already ?
UnblestDevotee
Congrats on the dorm! Mine doesn't come with soup making capabilities. :(
AGronau
Is that what we're calling it now?
imnotsorryformakingthisusername
Penis soup, amiright guys! Guys??
romalung
I salute you.
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
God, I fucking hope so. Advice for fellow men, learn to cook and fuck.
RelativelyRelevantRelative
It's called cum chowder. Jesus... Read a book, you guys!
Ralianth
As opposed to her clam chowder
FiercePufferFish
XD Is that why it was so creamy?
Dreadends
€^D
Zypherfier
Uh...damn, my jaw dropped. xD
TurtleHurdle
TheCornDogger
I need an adult
trigonman3
Are they going to make you soup?
zigzagler
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140823031959/r2d/images/6/69/George-Takei-oh-my.jpg
mybrothersmario
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WahBH9sANg
Oneguy675
I'm gonna go shower
RedReddington
http://replygif.net/i/132.gif
iDrinkDrano
Perfect cumback.
Kaylin
Um, phrasing.
infogulch
Kim Kardashian has a good comeback story.
FiercePufferFish
For those of you wondering, I try to repay her with beer and massages.
Paleo16
Beer is good currency
TIFFANYyouUSELESSlesbian
If you ever have a bad week again.. I'll do all of these things for you..
Jehovasthickness
The only way to repay a debt, good man
qqkikilicious
You should probably give her "massages."
understandable
You're a good bro to your bro!
muhvitus
mmmmmmmm, beeer.. mmmmmm massages..
SerialKitten666
Why can't you normally have guests...
FiercePufferFish
We live in one room.
Cassiraa
You should ask her out.
WrongUn
I was gonna ask if Becca's single but after this comment, are you single?
LordMitchimus
Is this a porn?
freshlancer
http://8tracks.imgix.net/i/000/094/280/whatafun-159.png?rect=296,51,676,676&q=65&sharp=15&vib=10&fm=jpg&fit=max
ThisGuyOvaHere
And then...
createdbefore
Yea y'all are gonna do it.
r0b0tc0rpse
And the D
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
You need to start massaging a little lower for this winner. She deserves it.
tuxaccount
Best payment
TheOtherAvailableUsername
In what parallel universe are you living dude? Can the rest of us reach that dimension?
BKLounge13
It aint happen unless we see pics
ColorblindCartographer
my sister's roommate is on the front page.... i dont know how to feel about this....
DickRogers
Alcohol and heavy petting, in my experience theres usually only one place this leads... JAIL
Cmycherrytree
Use fresh batteries.
theAustralianGovernment
sounds like you should get married.
Bimbercackle
http://media.giphy.com/media/PfvKT7qhVjLH2/giphy.gif
honeybadger314
This all sounds like the opening scene to a girl on girl porno.
BlasserDuennerJunge
I hope you do! Dat Becca is worth tons of beer!
drunz
Wife her
specific78
pics or it didn't happen :P
USPS
Bro, wife your roommate.
marquisdechocula
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-53373-peter-griffin-go-on-meme-Imgur-r74t.gif
nym23
Massages with a happy ending? – If not you start to provide one.
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
When beer is included, it can go either way.
got61000beforegettingbanned
OP: Roommatezone forever.
jdizzleforizzle
True, but maybe he's or she is cool with that.
ItDoesNotDoToDwellOnDreams
That is an excellent method of repayment, and I love your username.
FiercePufferFish
I like yours, too. :3
TheLordofMelons
"massages"
coolwaterNJ
"beer"
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
You massagify that woman until she turns into a kneading kitten or so help me I will!
FiercePufferFish
I do!
sagewanderer
Massagify~
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
I hope you appreciate how I wordify things or you're next!
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
If you guys dont get together....
FiercePufferFish
Then we are two straight female friends?
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
oh.... lol ... I kind of skimmed through your post and assumed you were male.. Good luck to both of ya! you guys sound awesome
eldorel
Are you 100% certain that you're both straight? (for that matter is she?_)
Azyrre
Men typically just assume things are written by males unless there's a good indicator. Anyway, congratz on the cool roomie!
Azyrre
I hardly talked to any of my roomies that I had throughout college. We just ignored each other. We were too introverted and quiet.
cantspellmanslaughterwithoutlaughter
Bro you lucked out.
FiercePufferFish
I'm a girl
AskmeaboutmystoriesornotIamausernamenotacop
You go girl
cantspellmanslaughterwithoutlaughter
Ok sister you lucked out.
Ashykitty
Still lucked out
FiercePufferFish
Yes I did. :)
shinymetaass
This is how all my fantasies start.. What kind of beer are we talking here? Fill me up with the beery specific details please.
FiercePufferFish
Currently Newcastle. It depends on what is on the budget and not pisswater.
shinymetaass
Good stuff. I can work with that..brb will be fizzing all over. You are a good friend OP.
mybrothersmario
ooooh, proxy friendzoned!
hideakikarate
I don't know about any of you, but massages with the wife tend to lead to some very thorough massages for us both.
teamporkchop
My mom's advice to me when I was 16 and old enough to date: "if a man offers a massage, it is not just a massage."
hengenkaosu
That makes me wonder what girls think about me, because sometimes I'll come over and just give a nice shoulder/neck/back rub because (1/2)
hengenkaosu
I see that they're stressed and just do what I think will help ._. (2/2)
justTed
Your mom is right.
SharktopusXIII
Nah I give girls massages all the time without expectation of reciprocation. Shits nice yo
chelsealov3
If I'm getting a massage I don't care.
maverickquasar
I hope she didn't warn you away from it mind, massage, cunnilingus, sex, OHHH NOOOOO
teamporkchop
Well... I was 16. And it was my first date. Ever. With anyone. And with this boy. And she had a baby at 17 and wanted me to go to college.
littlevulpix
My name is Becca and I have to say those things make Beccas happy
FiercePufferFish
Just curious. Is your name a Firefly reference?
littlevulpix
AS MUCH AS I LOVE FIREFLY.. it's actually a legend of Korra (avatar) reference! (but firefly is magical perfection)
FiercePufferFish
OOOOOOH! From when she was learning air bending! Riiiight!
littlevulpix
YESSS!! :D :D
J0765
Sounds hot
Smarterthanyouraveragebeer
and then the sexy happens.
YaBoyWillyWill
OP, I know what you need to do...https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-K52PhQcoVE0/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAABk/oHCS9W0m8eI/photo.jpg
BrannDailor
http://youtu.be/6w1DsOA-1pM
theseuslives
All i see is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YaBoyWillyWill
I'm too lazy to shorten the link
a55mu11e7
@theURLshortener halp!
SuperDork42
Or you could, I don't know, HOST IT ON THE SITE YOU ARE CURRENTLY USING
thisss
whens the wedding?
NotDeadYet
Ooo! Can I come? Normally I'm not a big fan of weddings because happy people with the shit I don't got but I'm totes supportive of you two!
CharmingPrism
Will there be cake?
fathersisterberzerker
Please??
Merasite
cake or death
Pulsahr
You should know by then, that the cake is a lie.
NationofBeautys
LET THEM EAT CAKE
myspacebarisnotworking
OP is a grill. Unless OP likes grills too. In that case, WEDDING!
CastleBonerShrinker
Do you want a SBBQ.. because that's how you get a SBBQ
Thepotatoknight
*grill*
identicalWorlds
Grill power!
nclu
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Anon+at+a+bbq_8a1f9f_5091935.jpg
Misora
As a bbq loving Texas female ain't nothing wrong with a little girl on grill action. It's just hot.
Fhant
Imgurians don't judge. Imgurians accept any wedding when they are invited.
swatz
SBBQ TIME!
Cheomesh
Free food.
murderhobbit
Open Bar
MrBoomstik
We might go anyway... even if we're not invited...
NealCaffrey
are we invited?
YoureALizardHarry96
Will there be cake?
nersky
Love your username, pal!
whatspaulplayingtoday
You could just forge an invitation...
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
I've just downloaded one.
Gaylenin
what does she smell like?
phaneI
asking the important questions
hurtbigcheez
thisss
can she make grilled cheese?
fathersisterberzerker
As long as it's not a melt, god dammit!
FiercePufferFish
She makes AMAZING grilled cheese.
TheFishInTheGoatsEye
Becca sounds like she has her shit together. What's wrong with you, OP?
Stadix
FiercePufferFish
I can't fit enough beer in the fridge to repay her?
wvanonymous
Move up to liquor? Traditionally it's hookers and blow, but that may not be the most appropriate here.
FiercePufferFish
Evidently, I can't spell.
Mistruths
Sounds like you need a spellbook and a wand.
TheFishInTheGoatsEye
I like you, OP.
FiercePufferFish
:D
StarLordLegendaryOutlaw
I don't like you either. We're wanted men. We have the death sentence on 12 systems.
Iwouldtellyoumynamebut
Look, I don't want any trouble
FiercePufferFish
Oh! Oh! Wait! I got it! I'm a music major!
lorim
As a musician, this whole post makes so much sense now.
CaBarefoot
Sadly non-music majors have no idea the amount of hours go into practices and rehearsals. Way more than any lab. I know your pain
FiercePufferFish
I think it is about even.... At least for the amount of time that she and I spend working/studying. Mind you, she has MUUUUCH better grades.
ChristopherKostyshyn
What do you playyyyy (or are you a singer...)?
FiercePufferFish
Mainly, I sing mezzo soprano, but I also play violin, viola, and piano-ish (actually, I suck).
1spodaspakers
I play piano, and have been playing violin-ish for a month (I suck)
VodkaReindeer
Why do you have a bio professor?
RaefWolfe
Because gen eds...?
757365726e616d65
because plants need music too!
Crayshack
OP is a music major and Becca is a bio major. Source: Becca is in my class.
FiercePufferFish
Gen Ed. That and I like bio...
Crayshack
OP is a music major and Becca is a bio major. Source: Becca is in my class.