OctopussSevenTwo
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Not my car.
Jun 29, 2020 2:56 AM
OctopussSevenTwo
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Not my car.
grrayghost
Griffen8280
Is that the car making that high pitched noise or the woman?
NetProfit
I think I have just discovered a new fetish.
HoistTheShank
I thought that sound was the car's alarm
BeTheHammer
Pff left em off easy. I sit in my car for lunch and someone walked right up to my car and bent down to look at the headlight /1
BeTheHammer
And then I honked the horn to scare the crap out of them
JasonThorn
Someone got their Christmas goose early this year.
ThrockmortonTheSkateboarder
Now if only there was a way to protect one's posts against your reposts...
TheGreatWizpoo
skillerious
AmericanPoliticsMakesMeSad
Nii-san!!
CaptWorld
Nice Car
RalphH
It now is wet.
Walmartstallwithnolock
ArtofRuin
jesusisherelookbusy
kaijuuGold
pop goes the weasel
Ihoardboxes
Staged
Scout70
Ho ornament
DobryPolak
Whorenament?
Legrooveth
Underrated comment
SpanishLisp
That squeak tho.
whatwhenwherewhyhowwho
I heard she kept cumming back for more.
Bojovnik84
That's probably his gf.
UnicornCock
When the hood ornamen is also a trunk ornament
ZiegfeldDeVil
Why do I feel like this is Nergal
xxMiTuxx
Nergal is Polish, this dude speaks Russian.
Ididntwantthis
IWantToHugEveryCat
This was posted earlier but didn't show hood ornament going down. So I just thought girl was just sitting on it and got scared of the sound.
Bonchoman
Twisted9Demented
This will be the one reason why I would like to buy this. Thst is if I would ever afford one
buzburbank
So THAT's why they call it the Spirit of Ecstasy.
DraxCleveland
Smaller than the used to be. Remember seeing one in my review mirror taking up the height of the back window. WTF... oh, RR nevermind
ImJustAGigolo
That is a great car joke! Well played.
dodoodoodoodoo
ButtmoTerror
I would to, that's 1/4 mil sitting in that drive
HedonistBeard
Shit, you're overpaying. You can get kids like that for way less.
Identitytheft
AnUpvote
He's right, I paid 200 for one whole night!
Linkz12
Hey Paige here it comes
BearsEatBeetsAtTheFinerThingsClub
Mokelzwerg
YotusLotus
Seriously those hood ornaments can break off easily, so f you if you do this.
jojoyojimbi
no fuck the person that thinks they can sit on the hood of OTHER PEOPLES quarter million dollar cars
nissanautismo
Actually the owner made the hood ornament pop up while she sat on it, I'd be much more worried about that super expensive paintjob.
dustball23
Not off a nice car. Even Mercedes ones are crazy hard to remove
LeJoop
Especially because it's a known problem that people try and steal them off of the car
Studoku
Simpsons did it.
PrincessLeliana
I love how you can understand "Here watch this" in any language
TheBestRussian
“These chicks are taking photos... here comes a surprise”
becausesoupwascold
”A girl taking a picture... surprise... haha”
Titty5prinkles
Most appreciated use of this meme.
Vesane
What words does he say? I feel like he sounds German, yet I think I hear Девочка at the start
ProgeriaProstitutes
It doesn't sound German at all.
Vesane
And сюрприз at the end
cookiepussnboots
The russian word for surprise is surprise?
Vesane
Или удивление или неожиданность?
MathewCorbett
Some people just dont respect the ride that was the perfect the the fuck off my car move lol
ComcastLover
Do you need a bondulance?
MathewCorbett
Bondulance? Lol is that a mashup of james bond and an ambulance?
ComcastLover
It is! It's a stupid stroke joke reference:
MathewCorbett
Haha no im just a car guy who finds it offensive when someone sits or fondles a car that isnt theirs without permission from the owner
textilelover
The lack of punctuation combined with the typo of "get the fuck" into "the the fuck" made it a bit difficult to understand at first read.
ComcastLover
I was referring to this part of your comment :P "the perfect the the fuck off my car move"