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Such a perfect plan. No one will suspect anything
Mar 1, 2017 6:48 PM
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SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
"Mom, I'm going to dinner with Charlotte's boyfriend!" "Have fun, son!" Yeah, right. This would never make any sense.
trennyjr
ill take shit that didnt happen for 500
memphismaynotfire
I'll take, "Things that didn't happen" for 300.
ham11
vikinglovechild
azrx
TroutYabo
Sounds like either a made up story or a bunch of mentally messed up siblings
gamecracker
Op = faggit.
kevinsnotreallymyname
Not many conservative parents I know are cool with bf's or gf's staying over regardless.
justahumanonline
the 2nd part of the story, means the girls sleep together/same room, and the guys sleep together/same room.
NoahNacho13
No shit sherlock
putthatinyourjuiceboxandsuckit
thequeenoflimbs
officerbarbary
Billythekid06
InjectPudding
Pornhub is turning me into a monster...
thethirdeye
Dear Penthouse Forum...
pangyre
Damn skippy.
degenerator
I never thought I'd be writing a letter like this one.
YoungbloodPriest
Wait till he find out his dad used to be called Clarice and his momma actually his uncle with a little work done in the titty department.
Phoenixfighter43
legosail
YoungbloodPriest
You welcome to it, sucka. Don't make no difference to Youngblood Priest. Half the flyest shit that's ever been be shit that he come up with.
drkepper
give em the ole switchero
StairwellTO
Great, now I want pizza.
MegaDragon
Fake and gay
mycatodinisbetterthanyourcatodin
I don't believe it.
aravena
It's yik-yak....duh
youroldfrienddarkness
Yeah, but it's a funny thought
captainpoopleg
Well that works out nicely
hayser
Fuck that faint yellow line.. thought I was having eye squiggles
Ironbunny
Me too. Is that normal or should we see an optometrist? (Opthomologist?)
V0rpalSw0rd
I scrolled down looking for this. Thank you.
idownvotemeanies
No for real WHY?! I thought I was having a stroke!
Dogmeat15
When my parents were 19 my mom was allowed to sleepover my dads house because my mommom thought my dad was gay
AlbusNix
Who are you . . . Melody Pond or something like that?
moosehugger
Your mommom? Do you mean grandmother?
maitaioe
Jokes on you. Sodomy leads to Hell.
jaijaikali
No such thing
CrazyCatLad
I assume you're doing the sarcasm. But, to those that actually believe this, sodomy ain't exclusive to gay people ;)
DevilsArsehole
Yes, a hell of a good time. :)
xbxoxy
I dont know, sometimes could get pretty shitty
DevilsArsehole
I guess, it's an uphill struggle sometimes...
giraffealope
Here's your '/s', since everyone missed it.
Ironbunny
Good thing you can control your own destiny in the Christian afterlife department without being a monumental butthole to others.
rickeyspanish
My sister and I did the same thing, but we were straight. She brought over my gf to spend the night and I had her bf over to spend the night
Mecca1101
smart but messed up
YourPalCthulhu
Nah fam. Times are changing lol.
Mecca1101
It's kinda messed up to trick your parents like that but it does sound fun. I would probably do that too if i was them. lol
TwoShedsJackson2
SomeCrazyNerd
Who cares?
420blazeitbitchez
Tbf it's a good idea and not to far fetched if the circumstances were right so it's Possible , but then it is the Internet
aWiseSageOnceSaid
givemefakeinternetpointsplease
I was looking for this gif... glad your were on it first.
Flyndaran
Seems quite plausible if they're college age, less so if high school, in my opinion at least.
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
Hey I was gonna post the same thing.
IHateTrumpButNotYou
That's why I always read all the comments before posting now
tzendere
I'm in the same boat, 'cause I've read this story a number of times on separate AskReddit confession threads
MrMince
Do you think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
TheScarfyDoctor
Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool
Khaleesiqueenofnaps
Always upvote A Very Potter Musical!!
Snarfelton
I will always downvote that fucking gif..
por2
This and the "I got that reference" gif
KTIITA
Gets used too much nowdays, nothing in the post is unlikely to have ever occured and I'd even wager have occured multiple times.
apsmustang
My main problem is that if they have very conservative parents, why would they let a BF/GF stay over, no matter what room they were in?
WhatsTheMatterBeavis
I just don't understand controlling others like this. If it's not hurting others then leave it alone. There's more important shit to fight
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
You must not have kids... Why not let em do drugs too? It's not hurting others right? Just themselves. What kind of parent doesn't control >
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Their own kids. That's exactly what parenting is.
MadDrDrillBit
parents are supposed to control u 2 a certain point. there's conciquinces physical and emotional. diseases, suicide, children.
GentlemanGoldfish
And questionable language skills. ;)
WhatsTheMatterBeavis
They are certainly supposed to teach and look out for their children's wellbeing. They should let children express themselves also. Talking
WhatsTheMatterBeavis
And listening are important. It doesn't always work, but it should always be tried.
NickRivieraMD
Uh, I can't even imagine a world in which my parents would let me significant other sleep over when I was young enough to be living at home.
WhatsTheMatterBeavis
Yeah, seems like an unplanned child just waiting to happen.
CrazyCatLad
My 26 year old GF still lives at home; I sleep over all the time. But yeah, if we were teens, that'd be a no-no.
KungFugazi
So they are conservative, but let their boyfriend and girlfriend sleep over.
badabootz
Conservative does not mean Amish
callmethelizardqueen
I am guessing kids are 18+, then that makes sense. If <18 then not very conservative.
Iguessmynameisbrucenow
Maybe they meant, conservative, relative to themseleves and their immediate community, not a Bible belt republican
lysomaru
This..
EseJandro
That..
justahumanonline
the 2nd part of the story, means the girls sleep together and the guys sleep together.
KungFugazi
I'm well aware of that, but they aren't spending the night as best friends. The parents are still letting their b/f and g/f spend the night.
MrDurden93
You do realise this is a bullshit story...
PedanticGonkDroid
I'd guess they're in college talking about home visits, when the person's house could be hundreds of miles away.
btrflygrl18
(2/2) His parents LOVED me calling and started talking about arranging for us to hang out. I think they wanted me to make him straight.
crepehemorrhage
It me
btrflygrl18
(1/2) Actually I had a friend who was not allowed to talk to girls cause his parents were so conservative. He came out as gay and suddenly
1AMTHEBATMAN
My parents are UBER conservative christians and my gfs would always stay over. I just slept downstairs and they took my bed
KungFugazi
So what it's in a different room.
grapesforducks
It's something most "conservative" parents wouldn't allow. Mine wouldn't, even after I was a legal adult paying them rent.
PastaIsLife
Maybe they're politically conservative, but pretty chill parents
Zahnradfee
I suppose they were asking you for grandchildren when you became 25? ^ ^
Andalite
Idgaf about politics that's just goddamn weird.
odenx8899
Fuck you nathan, your mom and I are wise to you shit.
tevadron
HEY NATHAN!
YoungbloodPriest
Sucka, please. Natalie know his momma n' daddy actually gots it figured out. He just see how that funny and passin' around the laughs, fool.
Berliozz
ThePunneryOfficer
Sucka, please. Natalie know his momma n' daddy actually gots it figured out. He just see how that funny and passin' around the laughs, fool.
ladypocket
What's a Nathan?
DotSlashNatalie
I SWEAR IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
ToughGuyEh
Not wise enough to know the difference between "to" and "too".
pedad
Neither are you. His grammatical error was "you" rather than "your"... rookie!
ThePunneryOfficer
It's actually neither, not neither. You know, like neither? Forget it okay so like knee-there and n-eye-there?
deadpoolschimichangatruck
As a Nathan, I just feel so attacked right now
aleafonthewind
Wow, why don't you cry me a river.
SergeiBoobtitsky
HA! YOU'RE GAY!
frozengoo
As another Nathan how dare you speak to me like this
odenx8899
Lol
NoImDirtyDan
Same
Jacana
Also a Nathan, I'm used to it.
skeletundra
me too
Leinad199
As a Dan, it's time for other people to be attacked.
randomdudewhocommentsrandomstuff
fuck you nathan
VrryBurntpork
Same
TheDesolationOfBanter
I felt the same way, it's quite an uncommon name so whenever I see it or think I hear it I'm on alert
TAMUhowdy82
As a gay Nathan myself, I briefly wondered if one of my parents was on here. Then realized I'm 34 and don't really care.
DeathByUngaBunga
Get bent Nathan
SaintofSoulss
Well he may be getting bent if he's gay so....
PetuniasFromMagrathea
They're good SOs, Nathin.
ilovefatgirls
As a Nathan as well: stop being a little bitch. You're giving us a bad wrap...so much so that I think I'll go by Nate from here on out.
DeathByUngaBunga
I hope you find some chubby love, keep up the good work nate
AliBarber
Bad rap*
userwithnoname1122
Bad rep*
IronGravyBoat
Sad rep*
Horseymcfaceyface
As a nathan you don't know the appropriate form of rap so gtfo
ilovefatgirls
We've got a Nathan and now a Nate (myself). Sorry to break it to ya but we're fresh outta spots. Have to change your name or bail.
nevans88
Fuck this shit right here, Nathan used to mean something. Now it's been tainted, so has Nate, this is why I go by nevans now