Midwinters
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Well that's adorable
fp edit: send tortle boobs I guess?
Sep 17, 2019 10:41 AM
Midwinters
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fp edit: send tortle boobs I guess?
Crayfish1776
Looks like master Oogway’s wife
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Master Oogway’s wife?
admk44
Master oogway's wife
SodaKid7
WizardHarryDresden
She only fucks kungfu masters
EmperorStarscream1369
Looks like Master Oogway's mom
Alkuam2
powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
@Op I’ve likely seen hundreds of DnD posts. Never played but am nerd. This is the first post that’s made me want to play. Thank you
IHaveAnAwesomeWizardBeard
BoozeHound001
She hands out good-berries like a Werther's Original
opdeliversifrequested
Beleg7
I'm pretty sure that's Master Oogway's mom.
ShieldAnvil1
So Grand Master Oogway's wife?
supremeemperordalek
Just my thought +1
acrogers
Well that’s some wholesome shit right here.
VanyaliMalthinae
Wiid
Have fun with the Mind-Flayers Ms.Finfine
DropBearAttack
Live Laugh Love
mrplantworks
Anyone else think it kinda looks like the turtle from kung fu panda?
SpoonsTheBard
His name is Master Oogway you uncultured swine.
Mikae84
Bard: Your mom huh. *roll's* seduction
ProfessorMatt
I would expect nothing less. Oh, and the barbarian will also attempt to decapitate her, so he can make turtle soup.
gubbstrut
I always wanted to roleplay my mom getting banged by a bard
Dyslexicbirch
Aww that is just damn cute
magoichi75
As someone from the Midwest
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jherazob
I can hear this gif. Also I'm taking it.
magoichi75
sithney
well that’s adorable
Escheron
Duece that you?
LooseyGooseyBrett
Kung fu panda would be proud
tarataqa
Affray
I must have this thing.
Jusmar
Go to any Michael's or Target and buy the frame, print out he-man photos
Affray
I certainly could.....but I won't.
VitaminJay
As a DM, I cannot approve of this character fast enough!
lospaturno
....until you have to kill it for a random failed roll....
tarataqa
MIKUWEPTDANKMEMES
L U B E
MaximumOverStripes
L O O B
jherazob
Rowads! Roods!
DropThatShieldAndPraiseTheSun
The Kung Pu Fanda's Teacher's wife?
Alkuam2
Master Oogway
DropThatShieldAndPraiseTheSun
G'bless you
darkninja2992
Gender bent oogway
plutoisstillaplanetinmyheart
kopronym
What a shining example of good parenting
goflyblind
"come post on instagram with us, danny. forever, and ever, and ever."
Daddygeek84
Shouldn't it be backwards?
shiyal
AFelineMassofEyes
EVOL HGUAL EVIL
Daddygeek84
I completely forgot about this and just finished watching Little Evil on Netflix. This notification almost made me shit myself.
AFelineMassofEyes
(lol) And a good morning to you!
OtterleyFabulous
Damn, I'm inspired to create PC's and NPC's of those I know and love.
Affray
Careful, that's a potential fast track to the realisation that everyone you know and love is useless.
OtterleyFabulous
As if the rest of my characters are not either useless, or a-holes.
Affray
So what you're saying is that your loved ones would fit in perfectly with your fictional useless assholes. Sounds good to me.
CircleAreRound
A turtle made it to the water!
Tykku
No, fck no.
azuureth
From the bottom of my heart. Fuck you. xD
NitherNor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIREcQl1EX4
Nathanyel
Ugh, this was great until Asmongold showed up.
Wellshiet
Thank god Classic is out...
YharnamsFinest
Yeah layering to screw the economy is much better than live.
PearjuiceATX
I'll start thanking when people start transferring off of Herod
PPontiac
no u
Pyrals
The cycle of life can be cruel...
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
Especially when you realize she's sending a bunch of tortoises to drown.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
Such a fucked up minigame.
Khet
I thought I had escaped that hell
Korruptio
You know what they say, the cycle of life can be cruel...
cwagrant
There is no escape, just a temporary reprieve.
qmoodo
Truly, the cycle of life can be cruel.
Windwalker64
"I can't help cheering for the little turtles" said the tortolan as she watched a countless number of her kin slaughtered for a few gold
Matrican
Wait. We're getting paid to do it? I was doing it for free.
SpringToMyWinter
“All-worries”?
captaincolossus
Midwesterners are basically held together by anxiety. Source: Ohioan.
Ashysaurus
This tortle has anxiety
qmoodo
Kinda like a caring mother who always looks out and worries about her lil’ chitlins (children)
xXPumpkinXx
Opposite of no worries
macbi
Atatam Anukah
istealthepixelsfromreposts
All worries, be sad
leadheadcaptainpresidentofthetautologyclub
You made me wonder if being sad is the opposite of being happy, or if being happy, as an expression of emotion, isn't more closely grouped
leadheadcaptainpresidentofthetautologyclub
together, and the opposite of both of them isn't some apathetical grey sludgy emotion. I think there's an argument to be made for it.
leadheadcaptainpresidentofthetautologyclub
(isnt more closely grouped togethe with sadness,)*
istealthepixelsfromreposts
I tend to have that effect on people.
leadheadcaptainpresidentofthetautologyclub
Weirdly specific, but ok :)
UrsusDerpus
Always worrying about the rest of the party
Dagordae
So the first one the main badguy kills. It’s like he was trying to make evil bait.
DvlInsd
I bet this character lasts. She seems soft, but has incredible strength in many ways, plus her truest torment would be seeing her party fail
Dagordae
Why on earth would the party survive failure? Do they just give up? That’s pathetic. It’s hard enough getting them to accept defeat even
Dagordae
After they all die. If they just gave up, they wouldn’t be worth calling adventurers.
VanyaliMalthinae
Molly Weasley
DvlInsd
100% who I was thinking of (and several others like her)
VanyaliMalthinae
Dagordae
Ah yes, the unremarkable housewife suddenly becoming able to completely body the notoriously lethal badguy through the power of love. Good
gendodidnothingwrong
“Not my meat shield, you bitch!”