Lassannn
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Feb 6, 2016 10:06 PM
Lassannn
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thornmallow
This is why we need cats.
WillWork4Bacon
Crowverlords
DabNaggit
Anyone that would keep an animal this smart in a cage should be in one themselves.
PhoenixPerson
Because I can...Fuck you Las...ah fuckit I don't care.
FolloGreen
I for one welcome our new bird overlords.
thewhyteman
These guys are said to have the problem solving skills of an average 7 year old human.
pocketherc1
Smarter than most of the marines under my charge lol
theHammerklau
We... we should bread these with Kea and see what happens
barnwolf
-1 cause trying to fit these gifs together in the right order is too confusing for me.
TomasA
Literally a crow bar
FourToedJones
And this is being done without opposable thumbs. Without hands even!
jenmalove
I feel like this is an accurate representation of me playing borderlands
ThatSanzzle
I spent 8 years in the military, and crows are smarter than some of my old platoon mates.
20060578
Animals use sticks and crude tools...
ikma
@Lassannn confirmed to be /u/Unidan?
TheLastPaladin
Whoa, crows belong to a family called corvids? Holy shit, a new layer to the mindfuckery of the Black Ops 3 campaign!
NoodleTheInnefable
Continue like that and they are going to learn how to pick lock
Sevulturus
We're just lucky that monkeys achieved society before birds did. Otherwise we'd be singing in cages.
TheJazzGhost
This was funny man.
ThePizzaSlutAbides
My dad and bro don't understand why crow birds are my favorite bird. This is why.
RussianJudge
My last name stems from russian name meaning crow people, because my ancestors smart
SaintPoop
I gave bread to a murder of crows 2 years ago when riding in a nearby park and they recognized me when I showed up in the same bike...
boogersweretasty
The crow overlords well punish you for having these out of order.
Lassannn
They're not out of order. I just didn't want to make too many gifs. The first one is a simpler test.
boogersweretasty
Oh, sorry :)
WelcomeToThePartyPal
Metatools; only a few species on the planet can use them. And I use this rare gift to browse imgur.
GrateFan
Wtf I use the app to browse Imgur. Duh.
Apollo10
PencilvesterStallone
Imagine if the next sentient creatures to evolve come from birds. That or dolphins?
Souperior
birds is possible, but i place my bets on octopi
IHaveSwagger
And people think bird brain is an insult.
Nize426
Well, if you watched this and think it's a compliment, then you need to work on your problem solving skills.
HD226868
To be fair, it's mainly corvids. Most birds are dumb.
IAmDeathAndIAmNotFunAtParties
Don't forget parrots.
Renza0
I think some species of Parrots are actually capable of not only reading, but teaching others to read. just elementary level, but still.
jimmythehat1
I wish I had a crow army. I'd teach them to bring me spare change and dollar bills in exchange for food.
HALOHeinz
You're a little late - http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=87878028
LordNoodles
Pretty sure that was the enemy of the old kids movie "We're Back" or something
Ilikestyx
There a murder that goes by my place almost every night... I should see if I can make friends with a few,
IAmDeathAndIAmNotFunAtParties
ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ! ᴄʀᴏᴡs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴡᴇsᴏᴍᴇ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ sᴛʀᴜᴄᴛᴜʀᴇs sɪᴍɪʟᴀʀ ᴛᴏ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴs, ᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʟʟ ᴍᴏʀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴇ.
nman10000
Do it! I've started with the few crows at my work. They love cashews, and meat. Pistachios irritated them though, couldn't open them...
spunzombie
Be nice to them and they will reciprocate. Be a dick and they will actually tell other crows about you.
Ilikestyx
lol someone made a video of them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NADcTAC3MaI but yeah... we get like 2,000-3,000, maybe more every winter
TomasA
Got any names in mind for your crow henchman? I take my lead from the simpsons - Crow Diddly, Gregory Peck
butteredtoast789
how about Edgar, Allan and Poe
Lassannn
Thatso Raven, Goodfeather, Woodrow Caw...
TomasA
Russell Crow, Larry Bird...
Lassannn
William Murderface...Adrian Beakey...