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Last time I did I got some dick pics but nudes are still nudes. Hoping to get some from the ladies this time around maybe we can another ladies of imgur going
Sark0721
90's?... 90's.
ItsBecauseImBatman
What a time to be alive the 90's was
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Man, fuck you for post shit about kids and kid nostalgia and asking for nudes. Fucking poor taste man.
wessyfbaby
Thanks, BuzzFeed.
HarleysPuddin
Who invited buzzfeed
Vinther1107
Was looking for this comment
ezzytm
You forgot the over head projector and floppy disk.
TheMushiMaster
dude flashback to those spacemaker glue bookmarks you could make
aprilillana
And using a marker to color the case to make the bookmark FANCY!
polarbearnpr
Bookfair... don't forget bookfair!!
EcreusRaithwall
Ketchup vs. Mustard (yellow and red hockey sticks in gym class!)
Dayspring23
Or Condiments vs Mayo for those schools that managed to order the cheaper piece of shit white sticks before they sold out.
joeyrobs
As soon as I saw those wheeled carts my fingers started to hurt again...
DyneGrey
You know, those aren't handles, their guards...
ImReallyADisneyPrincess
What are the things with the apple logo on them? Didn't have those in elementary school. ..
ImReallyADisneyPrincess
I thought they were pencil sharpeners until I saw the logo
DrJigglePhysics
The blue part will erase your paper. So I guess it does erase ink.
tempnameSWAG
Destroy*
GothKirby
The blue part didn't erase ink, it erased the paper.
PigeonFace
Even for Ireland loads of these fit here XD
PhilbertHFZ
YES. YES TO ALL. DOUBLE YES TO THOSE BOARDS WITH WHEELS, WHATEVER THE HELL THEY WERE CALLED. Best part of gym class.
Majesticdogbeard
Until they crushed your fingers
MethosX
Born in the 90s raised in the 00s. That's what this is.
onetriplezero
Aside from the Macs and maybe Bill Nye (he was on Almost Live at the time) this is accurate back into the early 80s at least.
Pieala
Yeah. I started school in the '50's and we hardly had desks and books back then...
pottsyj
Exactly this. I'm a 93 baby and every one of these was accurate.
Stonefruitlove
this doesn't resemble a nut, nor a shell, at all
DirtyLittleBirdyFeet
iWokeUpLike
You had the same FP edit two posts ago...
elfoe
Spacecowboy02 the new lassannn?
KnightSlayerTsorig
@OP http://imgur.com/YgKM0E1
AnnaNimitee
I went to school before a lot of you, and I can tell you, those recorders are fucking timeless. Neighbor kid was playing one the other day.
BeesechurgerProductions
I went to school in the early 2000's, and all of this was still there, minus the macs.
artsycupcake
As an art teacher, the music teacher still teaches recorder to all kids 3-5 grade
willvasco
Learned how to play a bunch of songs on mine. My favorite is the hobbit theme, always a hit when I pull it out
ldvd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrRRTiwoGx8
dredmorbius
Yeah, Excepting a couple of items, a lot of this has been around for a loooooong time.
Thor1229
I never played the recorder. I went straight to clarinet. My husband's a musician and lumps the sound of recorders in with bagpipes.
PocketSoDeep
Mf'n Hot Cross Buns.
Pookieclown68
Why does this not have more up votes is beyond me
kirstasaurusrex
oh god i just laughed so hard.
Nelstino64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJl55d6z0rk&list=FLhpuMCKWHGKewsEl2IBLwnw&index=5
thewildplum
HOT CROSS BUNS??
teacherwithclass
My classroom is next to the music room. They definitely still play the recorder!
CultofCedar
You know you can make real music with them? A lot of YouTube videos of people playing da rude sandstorm though
Katheebs
We played Star Wars on them for a concert. Was amazing.
WhiteOthello
WHY WERE WE NOT TAUGHT THAT?
Cultistchan
I still don't know what that fucking S is from.
ihavethelongestusernamepossibleibetyoucantmakealongeronethanme
Same boat.
UntertalesComicSans
All this nostalgia,That S yes, I'm still waiting on someone to fulfil tat legend of the blue eraser. +1 OP made my day
Cyriande
But where did the S come from m. No one has ever explained it to me.
UntertalesComicSans
I have no idea where it originated from, all I remember is how to draw it.
giigoon
this is not math in the 90's they still teach this stuff to new teachers in college
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL.
BANANAFLAKE
WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO WENT TO AN AMERICAN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND DIDN'T HAVE TO PLAY THE RECORDER?!
5gallonbucketofdogpoop
I was in the Recorder CHOIR in 6th grade. I was so boss.
FierceDruid
YOU'RE NEVER THE ONLY ONE
Dayspring23
Vanilla ice cream: ...what? Apple computers: ....what? All those weird block things: ....WHAT? I was K-to-grade-6 was 1991-1997 for me. WTF?
MadDucks
Late 80's here. Fun times.
squirrelgirl86
Not just vanilla ice cream - incredibly cheap individual cups of ice cream with built in wooden "spoons" you'd only get at school parties
cossettetape
96-2001 had all these things.
wherearetheavos
As a non-American, most of these were like "wut"
SEXYWHALE4LIFE
96-02 had almost all of them although my school skipped the recorders.
k8fop
95-01 for me, we had allllll of this. Sweet nostalgia
giraph
I was in elementary school from 2001-2007 and we had these things, so maybe you were too early.
shimmyshimmyquarterturn
89-95 here. Had all those things except the Apples were the Mac II, not iMacs
Smead
Me too. I started kindergarten in 1990, so just a hair younger than you.
DarkMount
86-91 Same here.
vesperholly72
Omfg this makes me feel ancient. I started kindergarten in 1985.
thecuteocalypseishere
I was 2005-11. Update the computers and it's all stuff we had.
thecuteocalypseishere
I was 2005-11. Update the computers and it's all stuff we had.
SEXYWHALE4LIFE
You were in elementary school 4 years ago?
thecuteocalypseishere
grade 6 was 2nd year of middle school for me, but yeah. i am a hormonal dysfunctional unit, as my calc teacher says.
TachyonCode
Uh. I had all of these things but the iMacs, myself. Trade 'em in for some old Apple IIs, and that's what I had. And I was earlier than you.
Hamsandwich123
See I was in these grades from 2001 to 2007 and we had all of these things
duskargentum
03 to 08. Had all of the things.
hailthedragonmaster
2005 to 2010, same, all except the macs.
IAMTHELEMON
Anyone else remember that weird purple and green ketchup?
kmr25
Yes!!
YummyApricocks
My mom made meatloaf and ran out of normal ketchup. My siblings and I were pretty stoked for green meatloaf!
barrbluej
Really wanted to see a Meatloaf/Hulk hybrod pic here..
DirtyLittleBirdyFeet
http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/heinz-ez-squirt-275.jpg
squirrelgirl86
Wait a minute here... didn't it come in a horrifyingly bring blue too? Or am I thinking of another unnaturally colored condiment?
squirrelgirl86
*bright blue
DirtyLittleBirdyFeet
They probably ended with that one those things were crazy
squirrelgirl86
Okay good, I'm not crazy. http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/untitled-5.png
squirrelgirl86
First time I swore in front of my dad was at the commercial for that - "That looks fucking gross" - and he was so appalled he didn't care.
GerbilCrab
I remember mixing them and then they became brown. Threw both in the trash right away.
catsandbuttslol
Gross. Yes.
garytsnail
My fav was the blue fries...so much food coloring my toddler brother proudly called us all to see his bright blue poo
CityYeti
I tried it once but it made me sick
5gallonbucketofdogpoop
Don't remind me. bleh.
Veggisaurus
Yessss!!!! I was too scared to eat it.
popculturella
Or the pink and blue squeeze butter?
realityinvazion
Eeeeewww thank you for reminding me of that! I made my mom buy it and she made me eat it all, and I couldn't let her know I was grossed out!
popculturella
Phobotech
Saaaame! Number Munchers, Carmen San Diego, Oregon Trail and....fish game.
gengumby
with the mystical B drive
popculturella
That last one didn't even have a proper name. Everybody called it fish game.
ColoneISanders
As someone who grew up in the 90s, I'm always surprised to see how much "color" everything had back then. We really liked our colors.
therealgiraffe
It's remnants of the 80s
thisplaceisnotforyou
I blame that color explosion for making me gay.
ColoneISanders
Me too :-\
Seven7greens
I knew this post was missing something..https://36.media.tumblr.com/bfae1d618ced9112070eccaf8de055e0/tumblr_nq27pmt66Q1usytqwo1_500.jpg
kikiohearts
FUCKING LISA FRANK!.... Ugh... I had alot of those folders
squirrelgirl86
It's really sad when you look at cars now. They're almost all gray or silver or black. So many more color options for most cars in the 90's
ColoneISanders
This is true!
RogueMachinae
Its getting better for some car brands!
HaggardBlaz3
Your elementary school had Macs? What kind of bourgeoisie place did you live?
theaecy
Not those. If they were like my elementary school, they had Mac laptopss that you used, like, once, maybe twice a year.
WoahShocksMyBrain
I had them in public school in Georgia from 1989 onward. They were cheaper than PCs, schools got a discount. Nobody would use them over PCs.
BeenLurkingTooLong
St Peter's Primary School, Glenburn and it was a shite hole of the third order.
Foag
So THAT'S how you spell it...
5gallonbucketofdogpoop
My ISD got a huge grant with Apple when I was in Kindergarten. I grew up with the latest machines. Both Macs and PCs up to OS9 and Win2000.
smile4medaddy
Only 90 kids understand
ZombieEinstein
My school in the 90s had Macs... from the late 80s.
sirplayerone
Mine did too. I was in elementary around 2004.
Dragonslayer183
My school district is considered "poverty stricken" and we've always had macs. And teachers get a MacBook pro to use for their job.
craggyp
Early on, before they realized that idiots would pay fucktons for a shitty piece of stolen tech, Apple supported schools and learning!
Sammyv17
My high school let everyone use macbooks that they could take anywhere. Only had a $25-$50 rental fee. My district was also pretty poor.
LavaAxe
We had "computer week" and a truck brought laptops that had 2-color displays-orange and black. After a week of clipart truck took them away.
LavaAxe
Somethin' like this http://ktgee.net/post/89635490197/toshiba-t3100e-overview-a-laptop-with-a-plasma
daxxcat
My school had macs... They were the beige kind.
INamedMyCatRickyAfterASkidRowSong
My elementary didn't even have computers. My town is poor.
HaggardBlaz3
Finally someone else from a poor area
INamedMyCatRickyAfterASkidRowSong
We got netbooks in high school, but they had to be shared with every class. Even my college had computers running on windows 98
NateintheNorth
I'm 25. I remember having those macs sometime in k-12, but it may have been middle school. I'm in a fairly low income area too.
lolzomg123
I'm 23, we got a lot of those in 2nd-4th grade. In middles chool they got a bunch of IBMs to replace them all.
Mirawatts
21 here. We had refurbished HPs and Dells and, in elementary school, we only used computers during typing class. Not enough for everyone.
NateintheNorth
To be more clear: they had already replaces a lot of them with slightly newer macs, but are now replacing the remaining ones.
NateintheNorth
I'm working at the elementary school I went to, now, and they're only now replacing some of those Macs with Chrome-puters
Chowmeng
Mine had those macs and I was in Lewiston Idaho.
Minnesotan
I remember my school had two of those macs and everyone wanted to use them!
Repiglican
He's too young to even know what that word means
rbudrick
Mine had Apple II gs-but only in the computer lab and one in the math teacher's room to play number munchers.
H3X0
I'm actually glad that my elementary school had PCs. I had to use Macs in middle school and I hated it.
DonnaNobleHasLeftTheLibrary
my elementary school had macs too...how else were we going to play Oregon Trail during Library time?
sagenicholson
I thought they were hole punchers
jlh905
We had one teacher. ONE teacher who owned a blue mac, and it was tight as shit. She was also pretty awesome.
LifeDoesntDescriminate
Right? I saw the iMacs and felt old as fuck.
mt77932
My elementary school didn't have computers.
jinky74
Try no computers.
halfalime
at my public school we got mac books which we could take home to use for homework.
GRIZtheninja
Mine did too though. I grew up in WA. So I guess WA? Lol
ThatsNotMickeyMouseThatsJustTitDirt
Mine didn't even have computers :c
CHOOCHOOMOTHAFUCKER
Mac used to be cheaper and more user friendly
BlastedSand
My middle school had imacs. We also had a teacher who didn't know the first thing about computers and I frequently got stuck fixing them.
ParsleySage
My school had three(!) BBC Micro PCs.
TachyonCode
Mine did too. Albeit, they were Apple IIs, not iMacs...
andreyhimself
We had 386s :(
Rainbowfight
We had the super old, gigantic dinosaur macs with the tiny screen.When I was in sixth grade we got enough money to get these! Was sweet!
CultofCedar
I went to a public elementary school and we had them, also had them in middle school and we learned photoshop
HaggardBlaz3
we had 4 old as shit desktop computers in the library, that was it
ServantWolf
We had a Mac in our Grade 2 class, we took turns on it at lunch. My friend used it for porn. Good times...
AMooPointIsACowsOpinion
My school had them! I remember admiring them so much and wanting one "when I grew up."
ThingsWithinThings
I remember a PC in my 5th grade glass (2001). Can't remember if any grades before 5th ever had a computer.
RichardAdrian
Lol those macs were a lot newer than the ones.i had in elementary school.
LyricChae
How do you even say that
PerturbedBadger
I feel old
pdas1996
I loved using those Macs. I only used them once, but they were great. It was blue.
monsieurpoopyhead
In my high school, every classroom got one as a grant. The teachers didn't allow students to touch them :(
KingDavosFirstofHisNameLordofSass
I lived in Florida and we had colorful macs.
thatexplainssomuch
Mine were those macs too. I was born in 1995 so by the time I started school they were in most classrooms
FentonCrackshell
Mine had those computers with the green on black monitor. This post was made by a young'un.
catsandbuttslol
Same.
tiramigiu
There was one computer and no one was ever allowed to use it. Apart from on super rare occasions where three children would get to share it.
TOTOAFRICA
When I was in elementary school, the computers had XP. I'm 17...
hathorlover
ours were like that, but macs
RichardAdrian
Yup had the monochrome monitors too. Still have the atari system and old tandy computer my father gave me too.
Jennyogi78
A lot of control right arrow and control left arrow at my elementary school.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I honestly had no clue who Bill Nye was until I was a teenager.
Doservet
We just had a room filled with old Dells.
MalevolentDood
We had macbook laptops that once we finished our work, we would have a Tony Hawk LAN server set up and we'd all play on that.
Hyakurin9
I feel ya, Apple IIe is what we had in elementary school.
HaggardBlaz3
we had like 4 old as shit windows computers in the library, that was it, besides the ones hooked up to TVs
Yarnbomber
I remember the lone Apple II next to the Commodore, and later, a couple IBM clones running DOS. Oregon Trail FTW!
IfYouHaveNothingCleverToSayDontSayAnythingAtAll
A lot of these "90s" things seem to be more 2005 things
InterestingFacts
Well they're "90s" things because they were experienced by 90s kids, who were in school in the late 90s and early 00s.
squirrelgirl86
I graduated high school in 2005 and I definitely saw all of these in junior high.
iamthisguy247
I had a Commodore in elementary.
RichardAdrian
I used a commodore monitor with my atari and tandy pc, that count? Haha
Dranton12
My school had both at the same time. Ibm and Mac under the same roof.
FentonCrackshell
I think mine did too. They even let us take one home for a week. Oregon trail for days.
MrPuntasticSayMeFuntastic
Anybody else remember the game with on the black and green computers with the dinosaurs and the balloons and I think math?
Hyakurin9
Number Munchers?
FentonCrackshell
Totally! Do you remember a game, I think it was math based to, where you get to make aliens? I think you just matched heads and bodies etc.
MrPuntasticSayMeFuntastic
Really, really faintly.
Hyakurin9
ok yeah, THIS game was called Number Munchers.
BeastModeTrueXLIXMVP
In the 90s almost all school computers for students were those Macs. PCs were only used for administrative purposes.
mtilley
We had the Apple 2C. Antiques compared to those shiny colourful things
iBoulderDash
My school had a Commodore 64 or some other old computer. Had a weird fishing game on it. And a game where it told you how high fish jump.
80percentlegs
My middle school had iMacs. This was back when Apple was in the habit of donating computers.
ghsdkgb
At my school, when we had computer lab time, people would always call dibs on the "color" computer, which meant "4 colors on the screen"
Nabashin
I remember having to use dos for everything. :P
ghsdkgb
We certainly didn't have a mouse, or even a GUI, but I don't know that it was literally DOS we used. I think we just booted from the floppy.
Nabashin
Wow. Booting from floppy, that's is old school.
ErinFromTheOffice
The mechanical pencil syringe trick is still great.
TeeMee123
and i still use multi-colour pens
SFMFR
Makes it even better that he has a Mario Party shirt on
omen964
My only trick was pushing the lead up my tear canal.(Don't do this kid's if it break.. you are in trouble)
drpepperjunkie
in college. can confirm. still awesome.
sysmile
I'm 43. I still do this almost daily :P
DrewChainzzz
Get em started early
revcleo
One of my school chums attempted to do this with a sharpened non-mechanical pencil. I don't know how big the injury was but the teacher 1/2
revcleo
had to take her to the school nurse. (She was next door, the teacher appeared at our door and said "this silly girl has stabbed herself")
SakeJams
Trick?!
iamthisguy247
You mean not everyone else has been jabbing graphite into their arms? Good thing I stopped using led pencils.
zmurfus
Magic pure magic
rumplestiltsnakes
As an adult, I bought a pen that looked like a syringe. Used it in college. I'm cool. I'm hip. I'm with it
alsowhatsaderp
I did this in front of my students today. Then, an hour later, I saw all of them trying it. I didn't know whether to be ashamed or proud.
badgerspin
Well... As long as they don't know what heroin is yet, it should be harmless.
Fandumb
Kids shouldn't even have the idea of what drugs are! or sex! We should keep these SINS from ever entering their minds then they'll be safe
MrsPajamaPants
I actually have a piece of graphite stuck in my leg from doing this in grade 2. It looms like a blue freckle
r42h
This is what the parents and teachers warned us about!
IAmAHollow
Have you seen or asked anyone about it? A slow and steady exposure to graphite might have terrible health effects :/
Mutsuhiro
It's such a small piece
MrsPajamaPants
I did. And they would have to do a 2inch by 2 inch cuts to remove it. They figure it's encased in scar tissue so I'm good.
IAmAHollow
*sigh of relief*
RandomCulturalReference
Graphite is just carbon, isn't it? What terrible health effects can that have?
IAmAHollow
After doing some light research... None, really. I just saw the comment and got worried. Sometimes, its not harmless graphite.
SuperPerforator
I've had a pice smack in the middle of my palm. Only grew out in my mid-20s. Never felt a thing tough. I kinda miss it now :'-/
StrategicallyPlacedBanana
Until the one time your coordination is shit and you don't press the back haha
wo1fie
I did that on accident until I started doing it on purpose to scare people that knew about the trick. It never made me bleed or left marks
TheBlueGal
I googled { draw blood funny gif } cuz i'm lazy and dont have a response gif from imgur and i found this gold
StrategicallyPlacedBanana
Aaand set to wallpaper. Thanks!
Sertoma
I'm really high and I thought you said lady instead of lazy so I was confused.
oneofthecalled
I prefer the "impaled by lead" trick- click 1/2"-1" of lead, poke your skin (back of hand works well) and twist it around. Don't puncture
WhaleSpermMC
Commenting for experimenting..
oneofthecalled
I hope my instructions are explicit enough. I looked for a video to link. Nobody know the trick, or I don't know what my search terms well..
oneofthecalled
It might hurt a bit, but you need to get the lead stuck in that loose skin. Hold the end of the pencil in place with you chin or head.
oneofthecalled
keeping the pencil perpendicular to your skin, flick the pencil away from you (let it fall wherever) and the lead should be stuck in you.
oneofthecalled
Now pretend you have been stabbed. Or hold your pencil on the other side as if it is piercing your hand.
BarryGeibel
Woah buddy, that's way too complex. I just slammed staplers into my arm. Some people didn't like watching that.