OctopussSevenTwo
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Sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/78faxw/my_6_yr_old_son_had_been_asking_me_over_and_over/
Oct 24, 2017 1:31 PM
OctopussSevenTwo
81755
1315
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Sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/78faxw/my_6_yr_old_son_had_been_asking_me_over_and_over/
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
Fall on floor and pretend you had a heart attack.
HillOfBeans
Butthole eyes!
zigbigidorlu
Praise the sun!
Mayyybe
He even made the eyes all fucked off! Nice
stoler202
I hope he put transparent wrap on the toilet and the drawing is just a distraction, but then again, he is only 6...
prawnwatcher
I'd shit my self, Then thank the kid
IamJustinSane
Be impressed that he didn’t just draw it on the lid itself. Most shitheads... I mean, kids, would have.
tarataqa
Was this supposed to be spooky? or was the stick figure drawing impressed at seeing your penis while you urinate?
racontage
drinkALLthemilk
That's a wonderful drawing of Ants In My Eyes Johnson!
RoxanneLaWin
http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/ Hours of pure comedy.
bigpimpin731
You go take him out for ice cream right now!
thecabagethatjeremyclarksoneatsinS21EO3ofTopGear
It's not his son.....
Iamanusdestroyer
Your kid is pretty damn awesome.
Derodric
Only thing is, I saw this exact post several months ago.
Oliwuff
Agh, spooky! Now I'll raise the lid just s tiny bit everytime before going! Freaking hate jumpscares!
ForcedLaughter
Ants in my eyes Johnson?
Maldraek
Boo
CyranoDeBurlapSack
Now you can blame the kid and have some target practice at the same time!
BigManSamRog
This kid is going places
27yoUGLYvirgin
The bathroom.
SirHolmesalot
FoSho111
Fuzzalitious
That would scare the crap out of me!
DiabeticDolphin
You're a comedic genius. -1
CorneliusCornwall
Plot twist: @op has been painfully constipated for a week and it did scare the shit out of him.