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melotprieks
Germans will welcome more of them.
steole
Chrisopher walken - the lion
Beverlyhillscopisonrightnow
Rather not.
cofee
If only this were true :(
WalkingMurphysLaw
I live in Berlin and there is a tension in the air lately
Zlimeshili
I live in arctic sweden and the tension is palpable even here
MonsieurLeMoustache
what happened after terrorist attacks in Germany ? nothing except for Merkel to welcome more refugees. sry but the reich is over...
YuriThunderBalls
So not true
StatistNo1
It's about the language that often sounds very aggresive to non german speakers. The german ball actually just says "Good day"
YuriThunderBalls
I also say good day, with a dead nazi helmet
Gun10ck
We can keep doing Polandball, but not this same reposted one.
sudobaal
If Germany was allowed to deploy it's entire military force down against isis they would pretty fast become was was..
lupusdey
Don't confuse economic power and Military power. Minister of Defense empowers the German forces actually, but oneshot the IS? No way!
AdditionalPylons
Upvoting only for the wordplay. Otherwise probably false
Delyruin
Not really, the German military is full of equipment un eternal "maintenance" and they have little to no power projection.
LiquidPoo
As long as the US supplied them with enough fuel to do so.
VeinyFleshtTrumpet
Let's play spot the German
turbodog
dort ist er!
NeedAboutTreeFidd1
NEIN
TheWombatStrikesAgain
If he was german, he'd know about the sorry state of our military.
VeinyFleshtTrumpet
As U.S. Military member: sorry to hear that :/
TheWombatStrikesAgain
The depressing thing is that it is in this sorry state because on some level we want it to be. Because modern Germany is crazy about (1)
TheWombatStrikesAgain
avoiding parallels to the Third Reich. So while Hitler had a modern military that people were proud of... we're doing the opposite.(2)
questionableanswers
If our politicians actually spent money on our military and used our ridiculously large MIC to improve our own military for once, sure.
aviator4788
I'm surprised ISIS hasn't poked the Russian bear yet
morch
They Are Allies. You heard it here first!
fistermatic5000
Russia is bombing Isis targets in Syria but they're also pro Assad so they're taking a few rebel targets as well claiming it's Isis targets
ChalupaBatmanMcArthur
Relevant http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/4071/was-russias-brazen-air-strike-on-us-backed-anti-isis-fighters-a-ploy?iid=sr-link2
thegarlicawakens
mjb52587
They have, Russian plane was blown up
Manieman
Were Russians on the plane and the Russians bombed the shit out of isis and still are I think
Belacor
That was turkey. But yeah
ANGRYBATMAN
I think he was referring to the civilian airliner that was blown up carrying Russian tourists back from Egypt
Belacor
Oh right. Sorry my bad
questionableanswers
They constantly do. People seem to forget that there's a long war between russia and radical elements in the northern caucasus.
Bruhbeans
Look into the chechen-russian wars, can't blame then for fighting, even radicalising after a certain point
Bruhbeans
Or rather i can understand it
Zak57TR
Russia is a mirage, an empty shell of power.
pataglop
You may have to reconsider your current knowledge of geopolitics
Zak57TR
Cold war is over.
pataglop
Yup, and saying Russia is an empty shell of power is 100% delusional.
Zak57TR
Okay
Zak57TR
Oh man, eastern Europe. Oh so they're slowly invading an area with even worse infrastructure that they used to already occupy? How brash.
Zak57TR
Okay.
ifatreefallsintheforest
Sauce?
3MTA3
No idea why you were downvoted for asking for a source.
Zak57TR
Terrible infrastructure.
Zak57TR
The last summer Olympics.
AllGoodNDaHood
There is strong evidence of a loose alliance between ISIS and the regime, against western-backed Rebels. Russia supports the regime.
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Dude, they say the same about the US. ISIS is only loyal to 'Allah'. Read "why we hate you and why we fight you" by the ISIS publication.
questionableanswers
You might wanna look at the northern Caucasus. Russian oblasts there are in a constant state of war with islamist rebels, incl. ISIS.
Shrodinger13
So I take it you haven't heard Putin. Last I'm aware, he said something like "Within 30 mins of the first attack all Muslims will die"
thedeg
Where have all the pixels gone? And what the fuck is ifunny.co?
Tom40
I read that to the tune of "Where have all the flowers gone"
thegarlicawakens
rararasputinloveroftherussianqueen
It's like imgur's younger brother that eats glue
AnalBeadsPulledOutLikeStartingALawnmower
But aren't we like Reddit's gay little brother with trace amounts of autism?
SonOfpajamaSam
Yeah. Ifunny is the crack baby brother of imgur, it's a linear slope down from reddit
AnalBeadsPulledOutLikeStartingALawnmower
Perfect.
SuckItBlue
Lol trace amounts. How long have you been here?
TheWolfofUsersub
Germany is the Hulk of countries. You do NOT want to get them angry, France did it twice and they got rekt both times.
WhaleNator
Then Merkel happened
TheWolfofUsersub
For people with bad history: Napoleon rekt Germany, Bismarck rekt France back a few years later. That's the first time I'm referring to.
TheOneGif
And then Germany realised, "Wait shit we can't just invade people" and got an ass whooping
aSillyApple
And then did it again
EederFeeder
Sure France got reckt by Germany in WWI lol iM laughing X))
TheFlyingScottsman
yes they did. Northern France was decimated, most major cities almost completely leveled. harsh reparations were needed to rebuild France.
GregganG
And then it all went downhill
scotcheyneyn
when the fire nation attacked
FwdReRe
*was
Zak57TR
Thank you. Was, is accurate.
jaybird85
Was so far, they haven't had the chance to "is" again but one can only hope... I said that out loud didn't I?
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
I'll pretend i didn't hear anything
Naminu85
Germany got rekt by Napoleon before Germany even existed!
DukeofKMS
And "the franks" are a german tribe. Check mate :)
TheWolfofUsersub
Germany then rekt them afterwards. Pruussian-French War. It led to the formation of Germany
HEXADECIMAL
They also don't teach that if Germany had kept it's truce with Russia, the US would have had to nukes Germany.
SuperCynic
Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ. That is the most ill-informed comment I have ever seen on here. And I've seen some real gems. Read a book. FFS.
TheWolfofUsersub
Wrong. Napoleon beat Germany, Bismarck beat France. That's the first one. In WW1, France rekt Germany, but got rekt for a small time later.
HEXADECIMAL
You're going to get down votes because the US doesn't teach that Germany killed 10 to 1 against Russia and 3 to 1 against the US.
Azhrael
Well Stalin threw Russians against german emplacements until the problem went away. Something like that is easier to overcome if you don't
Azhrael
give a crap about the people you lead.
restitutororbusinvictus
3 to 1 against the US? Whence comes such info? Side note: has anyone figured out a K:D ratio table for all sides?
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
To be fair, some of that 10 to 1 against Russia is probably counting Russia's own men that Russia was killing for retreating.
pugofstardock
So the ruskys are also cowards?
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
Naw, it was more "Only half of us actually have guns, and they only shoot one bullet per trigger pull. Look, the Germans have semi-auto's...
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
and tanks. I don't think this is going to end well. Lets turn back. Oh look, our own people are shooting us now."
IndigoCatalyst
Germany is the Hulk to France, but Russia is the Hulk to Germany.
HEXADECIMAL
This is only partially true. Russians lost ten men for each German loss. The Russian terrain defeated Germany.
questionableanswers
Russian strategy: Run until weather weakens the invader. Muddy springs, swampy summers, muddy autumns, icy winters.
haybringer
In Russia, Army doesn't win war. Mother Nature win war.
LautrecOfCarim
Dunno, in WWI Russia got soundly beaten IIRC.
WillyStroker
Yeah but in part II, Russia just dropped trousers and dick slapped Germany.
T0mmyH4wk
Thanks to Stalin's policy of they'll run out of bullets before we run out of people
WillyStroker
hey i didn't say it was a big dick.
DapperEpiphany
Wasn't that due to the Czar's negligence? Russia, if the Czar was at all competent could have stomped Germany in a matter of days.
scotskies
That incompetence led to the revolution they had in the middle of it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Revolution
Cheomesh
After which the new leadership dropped the war.
NekkidSnek
Really? Germany is literally stripping itself bare to avoid offending Muslims
HeartOfKyber
#DankeMerkel
NekkidSnek
#theherowedeserve
wulfansur
Is...is that a German "thanks Obama"?!
HeartOfKyber
Pretty much.
LastNightIThoughtItWasAGoodIdea
That's one of the two faces. The other are AFD and PEGIDA (radical right wing retards full of hate and empty of education)
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
Those groups would soon cease to exist if it wasn't common practice to shun everyone who does not conform with "alternativlos" as a nazi.
questionableanswers
The germans aren't. Guess why so many radical parties and groups gain support right now. The politicians act against the will of the people.
Wastyvez
Those groups are still vocal minorities, thank god.
charliesheen420
They've had a suicide bombing and they still are pretending nothing is going on.
HeartOfKyber
Don't forget the rape, groping and molestation cases that are swept under the carpet.
DukeofKMS
There was no rape in cologne.
SpaceballsTheComment
Which partly turned out to be fake.
kuaert
Source?
SpaceballsTheComment
What, do you think I bookmark every article I read?
DukeofKMS
When did we have a suicide bombing?
charliesheen420
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36880758
DukeofKMS
Well... he blew himself up. But that's it. He barely managed to injure bystanders. Those few ISIS bastards won't scare the german juggernaut
Mackwop
Reminds me of when Sweden had a suicide bomber but he only killed himself. He did a great job!
IWasInsufferableIn2017
You do realize that this is the only proper way to handle terrorist attacks, right?
NekkidSnek
By decreasing securities for the sake of not offending people? No, you don't have to be isolationist, but you need to vet every person
DukeofKMS
By not succumbing to terror, lat. for fear.
IWasInsufferableIn2017
Who said anything about decreasing securities? Just fucking go on with your life, and don't let idiots scare your life away.
GiveMeCoffeeNOW
We do vet every person, but the only Isis related incident lately (axe attack in southern Germany) came from a German-born terrorist (1)
GiveMeCoffeeNOW
That was radicalised very quickly. The shooting in Munich was rather an outcome of xenophobic tendencies than a terrorist attack. (2)