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Fun stuff.
Pokedthebear
#1 ohh you'd like to go to another provider? ..ohhh..there isn't one??? I'm so sorry... so sorry!
Pyrowolf1
#17 that is clearly ice cream, not ice...
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#36 Taco Bell wins with an explosive upset!!
theregoesthegayborhood
#15 I’ think’ it’’s probably’ okay’ those’s cat’’’’’s seem totally fine. ‘
Lepidopterous
#11 this is so my dog lol
TI99Kitty
#39 - Ah, so Dr. Frankenstein DOES exist in the "Cars" universe.
profiledit
#35
N000dle
I like you dumps! Well, the ones on here
sonofnothing87
#44 I’ve only cried twice in my life: once when I was 7 and was hit by a city bus, and again when I found out Lil Sebastian died
trigonman3
Lepidopterous
#29 Buzz Aldrin is still alive? That’s awesome.
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#32
kikaria115
#46
ItsActuallyDavidNow
keyblader1985
#8 I have trouble believing this wasn't built to kill the Teletubbies
haveanupvotegif
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#26 Fat-bottomed loaves!
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#44
clintbacca
onecowboytoo
#1 must work for Comcast.
flipj
#15 or they are judging the wrongly placed apostrophe
ActionJohnnie
#28
Ginoawesomesauce
I don’t keep any guns cause of family history of depression and suicide and whatnot, but if I ever take the plunge this is going on my gun safe along with a breathalyzer lol
acharori
#30 terrible realisation, the lifeguards know where it is..
gtotherizzle
#27 por que no los dos?
edgillespie939000
#6 Ken’s mojo dojo casa crack den
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#15 cat's WHAT?
ivm1
Good dump
sfrinlan
I don't keep track of many usernames, but DK knows good dump material
LightLamia
@deafkitten is there somewhere we can see these memes that violate community guidelines....you know...for research purposes, of course
deafkitten
Na ha. Used to sporadically share with people that sent front page rewards. Fear vestige of the past though.
TinyRavenFeathers
#1
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HillOfBeans
Look at them squirters
JockoV
Success!
MasterMookie
#29 Each one of the clocks is probably set to a specific time zone. Or maybe one is set to the time he landed on the moon or when someone important to him died or got born.
jodu
You're able to track 3 time zones with 1 GMT watch. I'd go for contractually obliged to wear at least one Speedy at all times + a bit of a nut case/watch freak (Or he wants to be one up on general Schwartzkopf).
redheadedrobot
The only way to find out is to deny the moon landing was real, and check the times as he's cold clocking you.
housev1l
Maybe they were all significant awards.
MasterMookie
Could be. The only correct answer is from the man himself.
gtotherizzle
#38 there was one from the late 90's, the dude is doing that "Talk singing" of the lyrics....nevermind literally just remembered it
SmallMarbleDancer
While we are on the subject: “institutionalized “ by suicidal tendencies. https://youtu.be/LoF_a0-7xVQ
spittytrinkles
One night in Bangkok.
gtotherizzle
That was 80's, no it was "Lullaby" by Shawn Mullins....and don't watch the official video, Jesus he looks like a date rapist. The song is actually good but brrrrr....not shown like that
SmallMarbleDancer
Made me think of Primitive Radio Gods - ‘standing outside a broken phone booth with a quarter in my hand’, but after giving it a quick listen I don’t know if it qualifies as ‘talk singing’.
gtotherizzle
No that's a favorite of mine too
hightechpirate
Literally every song from Cake
gtotherizzle
Dude, I know Cake. It's one of my Pandora stations....it definitely wasn't Cake
Sk3tz0
I'm a Scat Man - Scatman John
gtotherizzle
Love it. It wasn't the one
DarkSock
"The Bridge" by Paw. And "Jesse"... such a good dog.
DarkSock
The Bridge https://g.co/kgs/u5WhDz
DarkSock
Jessie https://g.co/kgs/kD1973
gtotherizzle
It was "Lullaby" by Shawn Mullins....the word Rockabye popped into my head while typing my comment and it all came back. I've been trying to remember it for 2 months now https://youtu.be/kSPjTAFn-l0
erictwinge
Holy shit, man. Thanks for the deep cut.
gtotherizzle
It happens....somewhere in my brain is a complete anthology of music that I have ever heard, ever. And sometimes someone says the right combination of words or the right 2 tones happen and I'm just an effing jukebox
gtotherizzle
And even though it's catchy and I was probably 19 or 20 when I originally heard it....it's kinda a creepy song. Maybe the girl he's singing to isn't the underage kid who snuck into a bar I keep imagining....at this point shed be in her middle to late 40's early 50's and maybe he's singing to a MILF.....but it's a tiny bit creepy in your 40's
Sk3tz0
Or.. Everybody's Free (wear sunscreen) - Baz Luhrman
MutantTurd
That was the song my senior year class chose as the "Class Song". It was stupid.
gtotherizzle
Not "Message for the Class of '99?" Because I graduated that year, and my class chose "Miss American Pie" the Madonna version that was in some bullshit movie that year. I voted for "The Beautiful People" but it was Catholic High School
Knave333
I was thinking Pepper by Butthole Surfers, but that might be early 2000’s.
Knave333
I looked and it was 1996.
SmallMarbleDancer
Only song I really know by them. Local radio station played it not too long ago too.
UltraHellboy
I don’t mind the sun sometimes… images it shows… I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes… cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies… you never know just how you’ll look through other people’s eyes
DeadOnionSaysWhat
I can smell you on my lips and taste you in my toes...not in a gross way, I just always enjoyed playing w/ the words. Love that song.
cancerriddenlung
https://youtu.be/8-bgiiTxhzM
gtotherizzle
Still 80's
cancerriddenlung
Good song tho
gtotherizzle
Indeed