I just realized I've never met a baby Craig

Jul 1, 2016 9:45 PM

Sighhhh

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whoa... I'm a Children's Minister and I've never met a Craig...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was definitely a baby named Craig. So I promise you there has been at least one baby named Craig.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dated a Craig when we were 16. Never saw a baby picture, though...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once knew a Craig in Kindergarten. However, he only appears once in every 3 billion male births. Reshare in 10 seconds or become a Craig.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My dad's name is Craig. I am suddenly realizing that I've never seen a baby picture of him.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went to school with a guy named Craig. He winded up trying to kidnap a girl in broad daylight in Florida a couple weeks ago.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Craigory.

9 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Craigford

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Craigatron.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I...I've never met a baby Craig either...or a child Craig for that matter

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ionno. I used to be robert tho.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once convinced my friend that Craig was short for Craiggiam.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure I was a baby once.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My son is one month old. Name's Harvey. Everyone squints at me when I tell them.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Do people often say they believe in him?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the best salesmen I ever knew was named Harvey -- real nice guy, too. Names are not as important as the person inside them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is he an invisible 8ft3in rabbit?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ah... the Birdman. Excellent choice.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Big Harv comin atcha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're Trying to figure out if you're into batman.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

hey now, don't put a Dent in how he names his kids

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's really going to put a dent in his social life.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

F*ck you man, f*ck you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

You just RUINED the whole witness protection program. Great job, asshole.

9 years ago | Likes 349 Dislikes 0

Great fucking comment

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Please don't fuck the comment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

As a Craig, I can confirm. Have only met a few other Craig's in my day - and only adults.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Craigward

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoever down voted this was probably a baby named Craig

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

Probably.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've met a baby Scott, which is weird. He was wearing a shirt with a little necktie on it-- no lie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somewhere there's a list of Craigs, or so I heard

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Welsh Craig it's always annoyed me how Americans pronounce my name 'Creg'. I aint no Greg wannabe, my name is the Welsh word for rock.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

+1 for beating me to it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

These are the Craigs I know I know. These are the Craigs I know.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Craig, I can confirm... we are born at 30

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvoting as a Craig. Can confirm was Craig at infant stage of life. Will prove if needed

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I immediately thought of Craig from Degrassi. What a twatwaffle.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It starts as Craigary

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew a late teen called Craig when I was in uni. Womanizing, racist and all round terrible but still weidly likeable.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

I knew a guy in college who went by Justin and years later he was a server at Red robbin and went by Craig

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hahaha yes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard that there's a whole list of them.

9 years ago | Likes 475 Dislikes 0

Took me a bit to understand and then i laughed way harder than i should have. Upvote for the PsychoticSmirk

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well I'm sure I don't deserve a definite article but thank-you, glad you found it risible!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/1DBFSff

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is that a pelican or a pelican't?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

pelicandoaroonie!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was bad enough I had to come back and upvote

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

For whatever reason, it took me about 5 minutes to understand that joke. I need sleep

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

You can sleep when you're dead! It was an especially shitty joke, however.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you explain? For my friend who doesn't get it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

no one explain it

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Knew an 18 year old Craig in high school. He had a kid and named him Kraig. I wish to God I was kidding.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If I were his son I'd change my name to Krieg.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

last name blitz?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0