Food porn

May 11, 2017 9:15 PM

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Steak and eggs over pan-fried potatoes with peppers and tomatoes

One order of diabeetus, plz

Caramel doughnut cone with salted caramel syringe

Pizza Fries

Crispy Chicken Tacos with Avocado Buttermilk Ranch

Crispy layered potato fried in beef fat

Salami bacon egg cheese bagel

Cheesy Tatter Tots

Garlic Knot Chicken Parmesan Sandwiches

Fried chicken in waffle cones done three ways: buffalo with blue cheese, cinnamon maple, and with ranch sauce

Lobster roll with melted butter

The perfect watermelon

Korean pulled-pork tater tots with a blue cheese sauce

Corned beef brisket burnt ends braised in a Newcastle Brown Ale

Roasted Duck with charred bok choy, soft boiled egg and fresh ramen noodles

Bacon and egg sandwich

Ramen

French fries smothered in barbeque rib tips

Egg

Rubik's Cube Cake

scallops with bacon and pea risotto

Chicken & Bacon Burger with Garlic Mayo

Cookie dough tax

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're all good food Brunt...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Having a mini orgasms right now

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At least two days of calories in each photo. Melon looked good but everything else was death on a plate. Good ingredients ruined by grease

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

God I wanna balls deep in that cookie dough

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Errmmaaggaaarrrdddddd

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was a good food dump. Not too many I've seen before. A+

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Those ice cream cones with the turkey gravy injections!!!!!nice.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That last one got me drooling

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats not cool, you have to post the location of these food places.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

The cookie dough ruined it for me.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

The majority of these look bloody disgusting... you, sir, are clearly sorely lacking when it comes to taste, you greasy twat. Appalling. @OP

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

NSFW (Not Safe For Waistline)

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This comment deserves more recognition

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not only this, but I had a heart attack just looking....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have just favorited a good post that contained no recipes or useful information. That's where I am with this. Food pics for motivation.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Note to self. Don't look at food porn after jaw surgery.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I had jaw surgery 3 weeks ago! I want so badly to eat food...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I had jaw surgery 15 years ago. Every food commercial made me want cry. Worst summer ever.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

God damn dickbutt

9 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 2

Sonofa!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whew...good thing you added a fruit in there.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I loved them all except that cookie dough one, looks fucking disgusting!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

I just want some Chick-fil-a on a Sunday.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Now I'm hungry ¬¬

9 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 1

I always find these while at work... only 4 hrs till lunch... x.x

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For some dick...butt

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The food porn I saw last night was just a vagina made to look like a cheeseburger.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

hmm.... yeah i'm gonna need a source for that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha it was on its way to the front page last night. It was most likely removed and that is not something I want in my google search history

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh, bummer. i just.... i gotta know what that looks like. i gotta know, man!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fine here you go, this is NSFW https://mobile.twitter.com/sachez_le_/status/417384228138278912

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hoping I didn't just get banned…

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nah they just take it down and send you a message, loooong before they ban you :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 2

I'm pretty sure those Carmel frapps with extra drizzle still have more sugar. Shouldn't he be dressed in brown?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. I just ate, so the watermelon is the only one that appealed to me.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me to.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Given the volume of food, there certainly isn't a excessive amount of sugar so no worries about diabetes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But Stroke.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's no correlation between dietary cholesterol and cholesterol in the bloodstream.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 What kind of heathen would hold a donut cone without a protective napkin?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone who sticks a fucking syringe into it...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am happy because I just ate and I am sad because I didn't eat any of this.

9 years ago | Likes 649 Dislikes 0

So you mean to tell me you didn't have any Dickbutt?!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those Pizza fries though.. God damn

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I came back just to upvote this truth

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'm eating right now and it makes the food i'm eating taste like shit.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Don't be sad. The only thing most of us should eat is the watermelon. The rest is perfect for orgies though

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am sad because I have not eaten yet and I am sadder because I didn't eat any of this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same. I just had spaghetti and meat balls with baked garlic bread, and now I want a fried chicken waffle cone with buffalo and bleu cheese.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ok, I want all of this lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A couple of my really favorite things are crab salad sandwiches, macaroni and cheese with sliced bratwurst, and >

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

> peanut butter and orange marmalade sandwiches. I can't feel sad for missing out on those when I have these, but there's always the future.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This describes my state exactly if you add two beers.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Same here but add a blunt.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Here same except add extenantial crisis

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Just turned twenty five. I feel you on this bro.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Same here but add a failing liver

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything looks delicious but as a Mexican, those tacos with ranch? Nope

9 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 12

I agree. Yo prefiero avocado green salsa. Que Rico!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a white person who loves Mexican food, I agree.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

As a white person who loves ranch, avocados, and crispy chicken, the whole taco part is just a vehicle

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

Agree. I even though it sounded like a meh taco, but then that thought was quickly demolished by my raging desire for it in my mouth.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love all ingredients and they can just be on any kind of vehicle but my lovely imgurians you are welcome to have proper tacos in my home

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a fellow Mexican, it counts cuz it has avocado :)

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

But we have tons of better tacos like millions and well this are shit. I love avocado on everything tho

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Haha, very true, but I'm not gna say i wouldn't eat them if placed in front of me

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck now I'm hungry and too lazy to go get tacos

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you ever make mushroom tacos? I've been looking for a good mushroom filling for EVER. Mine are always underwhelming.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 12, 2017 1:47 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Nutmeg! Really? I would have absolutely never in a million years thought to try that!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Traditionally you get champignon, or wild mushrooms onion,garlic and the magic is in the herbs and the salsa. We use epazote.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Use also melting cheese and a meatier mushroom like Portobello and make a good side salsa

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mmm, thanks for replying! I had never heard of epazote until yesterday...now I've just gotta find it! Nomnomnom

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I take mushrooms, grill them, forget to buy tortillas, and eat the mushrooms. Delisha Felisha.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ha, perfect! I like to saute bellas coated with Italian salad dressing, melt some cheese, and pop it all in a pita with tomato and cucumber

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's hilarious. First off, screen name, love it. My name is David. Also, I'm eating right now so even more funny and there a Bella's.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

David, let's be friends and eat all the food together!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0