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Feb 28, 2018 1:16 PM
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Spram2
But what if she had ugly boobs?
DeSchurk
Sauce: https://youtu.be/7fnXc9-zjvg
NotaCop12345
Your my best friend Mark, and I love Lisa so much!
ImNotDumbIJustPlayOne
NOISE!
eruditic
Jokes on him, poof you git smol pener
cobaltplasma
Actress is Marieke Westenenk, and I believe only Mark has seen anything that you folks are after.
begonedouche
why didnt he pull his dick out?
Conser1
re:re:fw:fw:lol
Jellyrabbit
I've seen like 4 different versions of this bit.
fizixx
Ooooold joke
LollipopKid
Is that the going rate to get a n above average woman to flash You?
H2ONerd
I remember this was a short film on Atom Films years ago, I think it was called White Bits.
H2ONerd
Wow, downvotes for pointing out that it's not OC. Someone's petty.
Jack0307
https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HUldzuCa0S16SkM/giphy.gif
zissou79
Or ya know, don't answer the door in a towel?
buttbuttbutt9000
Fuck off, Mark
yrul
RE: RE: RE: Fwd: RE: RE: WHEN YOU OWE YOUR FRIEND MONEY
ss25
Vergina
3dartwork
That's an old old joke
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Oh hai mark
DartTarget13
"sauce" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A63d1HmHEU0
theresgarlicinthatnebula
TIL being manipulative is "smooth"
youtellmedothingsidoneRUNNIN
TheCalvinShow
"Looks like Mark still owes you $200 babe..." - The towel dropping prostitute probably...
GraysonSwigert
Who has $200 laying around to loan out willy nilly?
SirPoopyButtholeTheFirst
Sometimes I have to upvote comments not because I agree with them, but because they don't deserve to be negative.
mh1ultramarine
If a friends rent was due I would help
GraysonSwigert
You're a good mate
Felman
I don't want to brag but I'm blessed enough to open my wallet to those in need. I really like it
Felman
I've always been told that I was a bleeding heart liberal because I had no money and wanted others. Glad to still have my giving nature
Felman
It's easy to save up when you're single, no kids, never married and the only time you spend money on dates is when you get stood up because
Felman
she didn't have the heart to say "no" and figured just not showing up would suffice. I'm learning to not buy anything until she shows up
sexymanthong
Not to be weird, but probably people who have $200 laying around to loan out Willy nilly. Still just a theory though
Maahes0
Maybe it wasn't a cash loan? Like what if a buddy forgot his wallet and you covered it with your card. If he knew he was good for it, NBD
GraysonSwigert
Definitely a possibility.
ThePastmaster
Did you see that house they live in?
GraysonSwigert
Good point
NullSecc
Notmybelly
Genius!
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
How's your sex life?
iHaveAlotOfFolders
username checks out
NecronomiKane
"Yeah they beat her pretty bad. She went to the hospital." "Hahaha, what a great story. You know just what to say to cheer me up, Mark."
ReexaminedDinosaur
I was hoping this would be here.
clenling237
What movie is this from
kuschelnom
The Room or The Disaster Artist (based on The Room). It's really funny :)
Garythebikeman
Sauce?
YouSeemLikeAVeryCleverPerson
The past
smaug777000
Joke that's older than the internet
omgomgrofllmao
Komt een man bij de dokter, it's Dutch
mrbroke86
https://youtu.be/ya0G49I769M (with English subtitles)
subzero223
er komt een man bij de dokter* i think
TheBIFFALLO87
I hope it's Dutch. I thought you were having a stroke.
meheezen
That was my reaction when i started learning dutch.. hahahha
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Musicjunk
Nope
IDontAgreeWithAnything
Nope
DutchguyWithWaffle
What'd he say?
Dizizle
Nope
ClapCityClassic
Made my day ????
IRecordYourComments
Why is everyone adding multiple question marks to non-questions????
TaggerXA
Emojis show up like that. Many people still havent figured out that emojis dont work here.
RagnarTheBold27
Because they can?????
WesVTX
It's actually a Management Lesson to Keep Your Team Informed. If his wife knew why Jim was coming over she wouldn't have dropped the towel.
WesVTX
I meant it'd actually a series of Management Lessons: http://www.beautifulquotes.co/2016/10/6-management-lessons-that-everyone.html
AchtuallyRetarted
Maybe if the wife wasn't a broke ass hoe willing to be seen nude for a couple hundo there would be no issue. Or if mark wasnt a douche
Fireguy97
Jim was coming over too? Is he going to get a flash like Mark did? I think more people need to be informed of what happening.
Jucorp
I feel like everyone wins
simplejacksoffhismeds
Or... she knew and she just wanted Mark to see.
joeyjojosharknado
And pocketed the $200. Pretty sneaky sis.
samreeLord
His wife knew Jim owed him money but it was Mark.
SomeDetroitGuy
It is a crappy management lesson - she just made the team an extra $200
LordFeckington
He was going to give that 200 back anyway. She dropped the towel for free.
SomeDetroitGuy
No - she dropped the towel explicitly in exchange for the $200. He WAS going to give the money back but he didn't.
paul289
I think there's quite a few more lessons there. Like, tell your wife everything, don't show your tits to just anyone, etc.
IDontAgreeWithAnything
Why not?
textilelover
My husband would be delighted that I made $200 for 10 seconds of nudity with someone we knew and trusted enough to loan $ to.
InfernoTerra
Also, don't accept the first offer. She should have went for 3-4 hundred. If he wanted the product he would have payed up. She'd have had a
InfernoTerra
Small profit.
MiketheD
Unless all he has is the 200. Then he holds firm and she still refuses. Then he walks and brings the money another day.
KraftyKev
Theyre just tits.
paul289
Says the person who wants to see tits. I wanna see them too, but when someone shows them, now they're "the person who shows tits."
KraftyKev
Its more, bot every country has this obsession with nudity the US does
seuratparrot
You fuck one pig....
paul289
Basically.
IMadeThisAccountForButts
Just anyone? damn dude, that was mark
paul289
Listen man, Anyone is not a good person and shouldn't be rewarded with seeing tits in the first place.
0ByteMe1
...but ...but ... it’s Mark, dude.
IMadeThisAccountForButts
I agree, but that was mark
paul289
Anyone is his online handle.
OneSentenceOpinionGuy
I don't wanna be that guy, but Mark still owes that dude 200$...
everypostepic
You don't understand how couples are SUPPOSE to work then.
Prototypo
You're right though.
KneeDeepInPlazmaSaMlekom
Not really he can just tell dude 2 he gave them to the wife. Dude 2 knows dude 1 was at his house...
antecedent
I'm not so sure. "I'll give you an upvote if you agree with me." Too bad, even if you don't agree with me I'm upvoting you anyway ;)
Ryanator50
naw he can just say he gave it to her wife.
Ohimark1
....
grifmoney
"You're a very funny guy, but you know that wasn't cool. Give me another $100 and we'll call it even."
Infomercialtvstar
Should have been. Drop the towel and I'll hand this 200 dollars to you.
Dantastic1993
$200*
soju053
Or he tells him he gave the money to his wife. Then she would be on the spot.
realbrickwall
Then she says "no, he paid me $200 to see my tits, what a fucking loser, am I right?" and then they high-five and fuck like mad.
Ryanator50
lol that would work with me and my wife, but not most couples
realbrickwall
Then most couples should just break up now and save themselves the damned trouble.
Cajuba
What.
Ryanator50
yeah, find someone that gets you
sudokori
Then she has to tell him that basically she’s willing to sell her body to random people as long as the price is right.
ValdesMonster
It is easy to miss But she actually doesnt sell her body. You Can see she still have it in the last picture If you look close.
sudokori
She did. How much more money to fuck her if she’s selling herself like that already?
wrestlebjj
You're making a bit of a leap there. Everyone has lines and boundaries and you don't know hers.
K3lladoor
"Sell" isn't the correct word in this situation.
sudokori
“You know what, let me use my body to get that money”. Isnt that selling your body?
K3lladoor
No, it's services of the body. You don't get to keep it.
Sasuuni
Renting
Idontwanttomakeanotherusername
I'm not sure he does. He said he'd give her 200. He didn't specify it was for her rather than the 200 for her significant other.
K3lladoor
He specified the giving the 200 IF she dropped the towel. The transaction of the 200 is for dropping the towel. Nothing to do with husband.
jayar1st
If he was smart, he would have said, Drop your towel and I'll give you $200.
mormonator12
Except he's saying he will give it to HER if she drops the towel. Good lawyer Could imply he would just give to husband if she doesn't.
K3lladoor
He's clearly requesting a service in the form of her dropping a towel and offering 200 for her to perform such service.
mormonator12
Again if we are playing semantics games, then a good lawyer could easily argue against that. That's all this is though. A game of stupidity
pgdave
He said "if", not "if and only if". If she hadn't dropped the towel, he also would've given the $200.
huthvir
Ambiguity of the deal goes in favor of the defendant, in this case the party accepting the deal, as they understood the terms.
K3lladoor
He's giving the 200 to her for dropping the towel. He didn't say it was for her husband. He specifically said it was for IF she towel droppd
pgdave
No, he said "If X then Y", which doesn't also mean "If Not X then Not Y". If it's tuesday, my username is pgdave. Also if it's not tuesday.
drunkenvalley
Laymen's speech. You'd be hard pressed to find a lawyer able to argue it was to be interpreted any other way.
pgdave
Sure, but I'm a programmer, not a lawyer :-P
huthvir
"I'll give you $3500 for the title to that Jeep" ... Ok now give me the money back, I didn't say you could keep it.
grammarfairy
Only if his wife fesses up.
keyonne
Nah. Wife just had to say she never got it. Then he has to fess up to doing it or fork out another $200.
p75369
Whether or not she's honest is irrelevant, he paid her $200 for services rendered, husband was not part of the transaction. The debt stands.
Coyote8
I would high five my wife for trying to make an easy $200.
TommyPaine
Word.
Coolbacca
I mean there are places that will pay her to do that...
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
That's why you don't have a wife...jkjk...there are professions that'll pay her that/more, look into it if you want to pimp yo wife...jkjkjk
Alexylkoe
Put me in contact with her
aleafonthewind
And then go demand my $200 from Mark.
HitlersKDratio
Right? I doubt he would confess...
Agenuineandfriendlydudewhossometimesanasshole
He who throws a curveball can expect one back. (Dutch saying hope it doesn't sound too silly)
Darkspire
Suddenly feel like churning butter for some reason.
Arbiter744
Not at all.
parttimewizzard
The Dutch have baseball?
Skullcleaver
It's not silly until we start bringing up old cows and moats ;)
SwedishRationalist
Don't you mean if she doesn't fess up? If she keeps quiet and keeps the $200, the debt is still owed.
DelumStudios
"I gave the 200 to your wife".
jbolli9
I can practically feel the gentle backhand of that comment, bravo sir
fdoyl001
"no he didn't"
SwedishRationalist
If Mark tells the guy that "I gave your 200 to your wife to give yo you" then he'd be lying.
drunkenvalley
Indeed. If she just says "He didn't repay your debt," that's not a lie...
SwedishRationalist
If the guy says to his wife "Mark told me he gave you my $200" and she says "no he didn't", she wouldn't be lying.
SwedishRationalist
Mark (or the wife, or both) has some uncomfortable explaining to do. Mark knows full well that the wife didn't know about the debt.
OddOod
I mean, if my SO were comfortable doing that, that's a free 200$ for us. Or even just her, but 200 for her is valuable to me.
grammarfairy
Exactly. If she fesses up though, that money was for services rendered, not repaying a debt. THEN the money is still owed.
DelumStudios
"Why do you lie? Just give the money I gave you to Mark god damnit woman."