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Fooling the Dumb & Stupid Daily.
Mar 9, 2022 2:13 PM
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Fooling the Dumb & Stupid Daily.
shaggynuts78
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heartlessninja6
Just going to leave this here https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
TheOnePristineMonk
I uh, I said this a couple years ago and people looked at me funny. Glad I'm not the only one.
Z3roCo0l
He's no prophet. . . He's a pathological liar that helped conduct a domestic terrorist act on the US.
zFUBARz
But if you scream something dumb loud enough, eventually people might start to believe it as the truth, as we've seen.
IAmASentientWaffle
Hence 'false prophet'
superpaul79
I'm not at all surprised that my ultra catholic aunt and uncle worship trump.
Inkfinger
Gonna post this on my FB and see how many of my moms friends block me
MyNameIsBlood
C-PAC literally had a golden idol
StupidFreakingName
I'm not religious, but uh... https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
urob
I am religious, and his research seems to check out. Scares the shit out of me.
TivoMan
AustimousPrime
"For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers....
AustimousPrime
...to suit their own passions" - Deuteronomy 18:20
shankill
len0k
Zetor
That's giving this shitgibbon too much credit.
expectnothingstillletdown
it's quite ironic that evangelicals voted in the textbook definition of their antichrist, but maybe we shouldn't indulge their delusions.
len0k
TruthofOne
And he shall lead the sheep astray
AirGoat23
Let the dumb and stupid follow this orange prophet over the cliff like lemmings. The U.S. will be better off without them.
urboyevan2
This just might be the truest conspiracy that’s ever been told.
Leonardo1975
zutty
They don't care what the bible actually says. Only what propaganda they can interpret that supports their narrative.
YouHaveNoodsAndIHaveAnInbox
They said the end of days would be heralded by Trumpets. We all thought they meant the instrument….
Dergen89
So sick of religion.
MofongoBalls
How many people have suffered bc a bunch of chucklefucks can't accept that when they die nothing happens
Howmuchistoomuchspam
“I’m the chucklehead. Yous the one who sold ur piece of the comic & now you don’t get no motha fucking movie check” - Jay
JacktheKind
any ideology, really. Capitalism/ Communism. Humans are just f'ed up.
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MofongoBalls
I'd be willing to bet less than religious ones. By at least 2
BaphoMettbroetchen
That wasn't the question. Stop moving goalposts. Religion was/is often used as an excuse for atrocities. Non-theism is/wasn't.
Dergen89
No one knows what happens when we die. But you are right, people have been using this shit to make humans suffer for so long.
MofongoBalls
Good point. But I know ghosts aren't real bc a whole lot of Native Americans & slave ghosts would've fucked us up by now here in the US.
Marwick42
Wait...
jennontheisland
It wasn't a prediction, it was a condemnation of ongoing actions at that time. The bible is a narrative with context.
BaphoMettbroetchen
Like...the flood? Or splitting the red-sea? Or creating the universe in 6 days?^^
Kavrae
The flood at least makes sense. Cataclysmic (for them) flood in the region it was written in. As far as they were concerned, their ->
Kavrae
entire "world" was under water. Add in some exaggeration, couple centuries of translation.... and boom. Current version.
Pheehelm
Also, according to 1 John "even now many antichrists have appeared." It's not a unique title.
lurkilydurkiler
I grew up the church and completely believe he is an anti-Christ!
Bananaformeow
I don't really believe in anything, but I wouldn't be shocked if he was. ?
expectnothingstillletdown
the part in revelation talking about the antichrist and the mark of the beast is referencing Nero, who was emperor of Rome at the time.
XRay0976
waddyaknowjoe
Many alternate between the red one and this one.
Cthulhuchooseyou
Trump is the exact OPPOSITE, based on his own actions (or lack of). Anti-Jesus = Anti-Christ.
modis
I’d say they could just paint it red, but that’s a little too smrt. Also, 69 updoots. Nice, but no more for you.
LumpPump
should just be a rule that whoever finds the 69 has to screen cap it if they really care enough, cause someone else always gets it to 70
zealabyrinth
Don’t forget their hoods.
MofongoBalls
Fake news. They already proclaimed Obama was the antichrist because he was left handed
CoarseAndSalty
And the Tan Suit!
Hexidimentional
it also predicted that the true antichrist would be seen by his followers as the second coming of Jesus (they literally called trump this)
Willowknowsall
But the anti Christ is supposed to be super popular....
madrush
well shit, I'm left handed. Does that make me an antichrist?
FellaWithUmbrella
In Italian left is sinistra, so there is definetly something evil there
Drase333
No just demon possessed
purdhapley
That tan suit was a dead giveaway.
mouseasw
It wasn't the tan suit, it was the tan president wearing it they had a problem with.
Spacecaseartist
And here I thought it was because he was black.
CrazyAceNinja
https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
servingmytimeinusersub
Truly sinister
Orzahn
Underrated comment upvote.
RandomInternetAsshole
Ooo an educated one!! Yay!
peachesforme
fuck like half the presidents have been left handed. it's a bit weird statistically how many HAVE been left handed
colsanders2002
Grew up with Republicans in the 90s. Clinton was the anti-christ too.
mikenuddsjr6
The mark of the beast would also be permanent.
CoarseAndSalty
Oh we're not forgiving those fucks ever.
CallThisAUsername
I have thumbtacks, if it's any help.
manyslayer
They post it on social media and people screenshot it. Permanent as it gets nowadays.
SmokyDoggg
len0k
ileftmynameoutside
Stupidity if uncorrected is permanent
servingmytimeinusersub
I mean, ANYTHING is permanent if uncorrected.
OhNoDontTouch
yup.. my life, if uncorrected, is permanent.
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
Also, the claim was that non-believers wore the mark of the beast.
msd3k
"False-Christians", which is probably the most accurate way to describe Trump's Evangelical base. Also, was it that the symbol could not-
msd3k
-be removed, or that his supporters simply refused to NOT don his symbol at all times?
JhericFury
I think the very specific type of Christianity espoused by trumpist republicans can be considered to be "non believers"
sundaymondayhippyday
The Christians of Christ didn’t worship that golden statue of Trump- they remembered how the golden calf went down…
TinyRiickkkk
which is funny, b/c Ba'al is God's (Yahweh) brother, and at the time was considered a more powerful deity in that pantheon (yeah, pantheon)
DaveSamsonite
fiddlewheelx
And war is brewing...
HalifaxEast
Famine is on its way too. Europe's bread basket is going to have a harvest this year.
HalifaxEast
Isn't *
abc987
Well they want the end of the world anyway. Altho they seem to forget that if they do suck antichrist off, no heaven for them.
duoplicity
Can't spell "red hat" without "hatred"
len0k
FukTedCruz
whatspaulplayingtoday
Aw, man. Don't bring Linux into this.
stauffalopagus
None of them can spell anyways.
MashMouth
They would be very offended if they could read
Anarchduke
And you can't make a "red hat" without "thread"
TheatreStreet
Hat red
RoboticRichardSimmons
Also "retahd", Massachusetts accent
spelledlikeitsounds
Or “thread”. What are the strings up to?! How deep does this go?!
uniformedmonkey
This is why I'm not allowed outside. Cannot trust clothes. There is no telling what they will do in large numbers
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Even this one?
sundaymondayhippyday
No one wears that on their head anymore- unless I missed a Fashion thing?
PalaverQuader
those are CD-ROMs right ? ....right ?
flacoloco
well.... thats it, Im calling AARP to see what kind of programs they have available for this ol folk
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Xavieboy
No they are just the offsprings of brothers and sisters and cousins fucking each other
DaveSamsonite
len0k
PalaverQuader
oh god thank you! i will use that. but i scared of most religious nutjobs around me already. gotta find some new ones XD
mouseasw
Yes.
SmokyDoggg
I would agree except I thought the Antichrist would be, you know, competent.
sundaymondayhippyday
With one state shouting “Stop the Vote!” +another screaming “Count the Vote!” His incompetence in general didn’t taint his appeal….
charlottadupont
taint
JasonThorn
And biblical sources have him coming from Eastern Europe. The bible also doesn't really mention America, so it's up in the air for us.
guitarfourtysix
The Beast is also supposed to be handsome, intelligent, and charm nations.
JasonThorn
Yeah, so Trump's DEFINITELY out of the running
Mahabazu
Competent at what though? Increasing chaos?
SmokyDoggg
Definitely competent at that but trump was pretty incompetent at organizing his coup and winning everyone's approval.
SmokyDoggg
I mean,he's got his passionate fans but you'd think the antichrist would be able to win over almost everyone in general, not just the idiots
Mahabazu
Thats a Iogical flaw-- god cant win over almost everyone in general either