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Feb 26, 2016 7:53 AM
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OfficerBob
This post cut right through me....
Phelpysan
Page broke while trying to view. +1
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
Sigh *unsheathes*
Dannydelacruz3
You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords.
minigunner90m
Dat claymore do
thelgndry
The server literally crashed as i was scrolling through this post. I LOL'd so hard the ppl 3 offices down came to ask what was so funny.
Pyroman1acal
Is it bad that between the quality and the fact that these are fucking awesome, I just got a boner?
SuicidalMuffins
MMMM DAT PIXEL DENSITY
NotEvenSortaFunny
Y'all could say it's...sharp.
averagepegasus
my browser have issue scrolling down
akaBruce
These swords are more beautiful that those super fat and jagged swords you find in most rpgs. God bless the Witcher series.
geekatronic83
oooooooh pretty
maravirocnroll
Yes, there are in fact more than two pixels in each of those pictures.
DarkGetzeye
Albion Swords? If so Skallagrim would have such a hard on...
superking32
REPOST
Carpinwolf
Those pommels ended my frame rate rightly!
Robbann
so edgy
Archereus
Crashed my phone app as I was scrolling +1
TheWorkerofSecrets
Beautiful swords
Cheomesh
As a swordsman, this is cake to me. Also, I think this is all Albion stuff.
woedens
As a HEMA practioner, looks like you're right!
Cheomesh
I, too, HEMA
Jacks0027
The app crashed twice trying to get through this gallery.
JeppeIsMe
Reposted with same title, 1/7
Ben1551
I cant scroll down this without chrome coming to a stop lots of pixels
ChosenOneWeuWeuWeu
Albion swords. Beautiful works of art.
aFuckinChair
I could kill for a sword like that...
TautologyMan
Not if the other guy had a sword like that.
IPostSwords
It'd only cost you 1000ish USD to buy one, so killing seems excessive
Maxisen
I could kill with a sword like that
PoppinLochNessHopster
I killed a sword once
PeopleAreMadeToBeBroken
#17 is a kriegsmesser, #23 is an Albion Caithness IIRC. Both available at kultofathena
IPostSwords
they're all albions
PeopleAreMadeToBeBroken
I didnt know for sure so didnt say. So thanks fam!
IPostSwords
I made the original 69 photo post with names and everything, so I'm very sure they're all albions
Cyclophile
Well it crashed the mobile app, so you have that going for you.
Ericlol
Can confirm. 2 times crashed on iphone 6
teslavsedison
Can also confirm. I got to the last image and it exited. A beautiful moment.
Matt10AE
I keep trying to reply before my app crashes. Tell my family... I love them.
IDiddleFishDaily
My nexus 6 seems to be handling it just fine. Haven't had a single problem
halfswing
Came to say this. Crashed my phone twice.
AdammRW
Crashed at last image 10/10
Sirrussel5
You bastard. I was gonna comment that. Shits true though. I hit the 7th or 8th image, then black. Then it closed the app.
ButtcrackBanana
Can confirm. Twice on my iPhone 6. Sick pixels.
ObeseLlama
Same I keep crashing on this
MoleGrips
That bastard's full of pixels
Korbo
The top comment on this post should be "Bastards!", or anything with bastard in it really. But it isn't. And that makes me sad.
YouCatfish
It's crashed my app twice now, is that not enough!?
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YouCatfish
Yup, you got me
kirjo
"How many pixels are actually there?" "all."
shipshiphooray
An elegant weapon from a more civilized age
BearsBeetsBananas
Ironically, it didn't crash until I read this comment.
wardarama
At least 6
imsuperseriously
Well, you're not wrong...
pashka555
NO! It's not "all" ! It's "Yes" instead!
Crafty7630
No its Y'all
Germurican
Without zoom:![]()
Germurican
Open in new tab, it's mighty fine.
InitHello
1,720,702,635. There are 1,720,702,635 pixels.
kirjo
so... that's like... every?
InitHello
Yes, it is all of the pixel, as you pointed out.
TwinkleSpark
I don't know what to do with this information
InitHello
I don't know either.
SkyrimForTheDragons
Fap to it
Kayayayaya
I got 577,075,200, but I guess I messed up somewhere. :(
Kayayayaya
I made an assumption and made an ass of just myself.
InitHello
No, I'm the one who messed up, see my conversation with @IPostSwords.
Kayayayaya
There are a few with other sizes, hence why I messed up by assuming.
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InitHello
1,428,545,708 pixels.
IPostSwords
some of them arent the same resolution as the rest. try again.
InitHello
j=0 ; for i in *.jpg ; do x=$(file $i | awk '{print $(NF-2)}' | sed 's/\([0-9]\+\)x\([0-9]\+\),/\1*\2/') ; j=$[j+x] ; done ; echo $j
InitHello
That's my script, you're welcome to check me.
myclevarusername
-Here's your knife.
myclevarusername
Sword!
myclevarusername
Whatever!!
raymaehn
*adjusts nerd glasses* um, actually, there is a knife in there. 10th from the bottom is a Kriegsmesser (war knife)
myclevarusername
Knife knowing you.
IPostSwords
Messer are only knives by name, though. Lets face it, it's a fucking sword with a sandwich fulltang grip
raymaehn
Well... Yeah... I just love to nitpick is all.
IPostSwords
So do I. I just also like to be a dick