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A typical day in Australia
Dec 27, 2017 7:28 AM
crazycatlady1996
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Grax32
Kookaburra sits on my back seat, married to the king of the bush you see. Laugh kookaburra, laugh kookaburra, gay your wife must be.
notacobra
TIL kangaroos, when threatened by dogs, will lure them into lakes and try to drown them. Not a fun thing to learn first hand.
NapAllDayLurkAllNightPostNever
That's what he gets for eating all the gumdrops he can see. We told that fucker to stop. Did he listen? No. He deserves what he got.
alluminiumotter
Kookaburas are awesome
mycatodinisbetterthanyourcatodin
Magpies can suck all the dicks.
handbanana10
Kookaburra sits in the SUV
iShouldBeWorking42
The tumblr op and their sibling are actually wombats. It’s impressive how much the car was modified so he could drive it.
shadokastur0776
By other wombats, I'm assuming.
mindolluin
Did it laugh?
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DeathStarFalloutProbablyKilledAllTheEwoksOff
TicoMachi
Kooka-ka cha!
linkinstreet
Whenever I try to sing the kookabura song, I always get Down Under mixed up by the end
SquirrelGripper
Generally Kookaburras get picked on by other birds because they're known for stealing baby birds and eating them.
confirmdelete
I can bet that kookaburra is venomous . . .
DownVoteVerifier
When he is alone those Magpies are going to fucking kill your brother. They never fucking forget! Sorry for your loss mate
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
Aww I love kookaburras. Such sweeties. Straya for the win
ToothpasteInspector
Gimme the ficken address of the eucalypt tree they live in and I'll beat them up
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
@ThatAustralianCunt
Janusha
Thats one weird dog
redredeuce
Australia is just a myth don't believe the lying media
ProudAussie
Yes. Okay
AnonymousfromAus
Say what mate
IloveHockey
As a Finn, i agree, only Australia is made up.
AimlessSavant
Snake snews
Mayokopp
Reminds me: there's a rumor about a German city (Bielefeld) saying it doesn't exist for some reason
showmethenoodes
yup you are right
Swaziland23
As an Australian I can confirm this
tehPhreakmang
#fakenews
wandergeist
Like Elves or Eskimos.
ProbablyBex
Of course we are real. So real. No one could be more of a country then us. Of course there are humans and this is not a drop bear typing.
thisp0st
Yes I, another ‘ Aussie human’ agree with this statement, and am definitely not a drunk platypus
DankiusKek
Australia is fake news
Christonabike101
Recently moved to south side of Brisbane. Neighbours just warned us there's a brown snake in the back yards so keep kids indoors. Straya.
interrobangster
Host dad in Brisbane said huntsmans in the house are good. If you dont have spiders then you have mice and rats and then snakes which is bad
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
Why and how do spiders keep rats away?
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
oh Jesus Christ are they rat eating spiders? I think I'd rather the snakes.
koboshi
Kookaburra! My fave animal (right after penguins, ...and cats)
nothungrygames
It’s like a giant woodpecker
EdwardStarsmith
How does the kookaburra kill you?
Solomon13
It doesn't. It just laughs at you while you die.
CallMeOldFashionedBut
Interesting
mds308
Tie me Kangaroo down sport, tie me Kangaroo down.....
Rattlesnake2002
Im gonna knock you out HOH mumma said knock you out! HOH
DissFattBidge
PUNISHER88
ForeverVoteless
nominaltoactual2
Sup bro..
CallMeOldFashionedBut
Not much mate, you?
nominaltoactual2
Hanging and banging..the usual.. Good ta here from ya.
CallMeOldFashionedBut
You too ya bloody dickhead, we really must catch up more often.
CallMeOldFashionedBut
PS and here, fair imgur, is a fairly standard antipodean exchange. Note we didn't use the word 'cunt' once.
mindolluin
I've seen a Kookaburra eat an entire mouse
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mindolluin
You've eaten an entire mouse!?
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mindolluin
I microwave them
bigirishandy
Are magpies that bad in Australia ?
Thradeau
During mating season yes. They're also a protected species, so, you just kinda accept that for a few months of each year areas around their>
pandro
why are they protected if they are out divebombing people?!
Thradeau
> trees are going to get you divebombed. People do different things to protect themselves a little, like cable ties poking up from helmets,>
Thradeau
> or painting a face on your helmet if riding (not really convinced that works), but mostly you just have to deal with the swoops. >
Thradeau
> It's uncommon they do any serious damage directly though, they're not massive birds.
sillyenglishknigit
I've honestly never had a problem with any maggies. But then I tend to talk to them.
sillyenglishknigit
Even turned up to a mates place a week or so back, and he had a young one that was climbing on him. First time I've petted a maggie! :O
sillyenglishknigit
Even had it climb up onto my shoulder, and stand on my dad's head!