Nov 7, 2019 4:19 PM
Wenja
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SkyeKey
She’s an absolute terror for absolute territory.
Atomika6
Well now I have that damn song in my head now
PhotographyNZ
Elephanthead
Now fade in Ken Ashcorp.
MetalheadCobra
https://imgur.com/j3frBAd
3PiecesOfBread
Prophecy dog
FilthyFrankAnimeHunter
v
ITSDARB
Sweet lightning!!
pauliexclusions
What the fuck are weebs?
HonestCommentFarmer
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Weeb
leftshaark
Variation /a/ZPCnJZB
Cyractacus
smackmybishop
Worship it, WORSHIP IT YOU HEATHEN
SonderingStrike
I do have me a fetish for fine art...
do you have a pair of knee socks and an oversized sweat shirt?
Well, they do go straight to my heart, especially when she comes a'knocking with her stockings and I get hurt.
Kerwingingit
Anyone got the source for this gif? I’d love to make more gifs with it. Haha
CactusCreep
Thank you!!!
Hellrzr33
Thick thighs save lives.
AwildBidoof
I said it once, I'll say it again. This NEEDS the Avengers Theme song when the light begins to glow
NovocainHurricane
smurfdeth
Good fun for everyone, including the dog.
TheGreatWizpoo
Iatesomecoffeecups
Whats that post in the top-right
[deleted]
TheWhiteBarry
I've been several posts left and right of here and it's nowhere to be found, need a link pls
MsQuootieIfYoureNasty
Can confirm. Love for thigh high socks seems pretty universal.
star1022
There is not a soul on the planet who isn't turned on by thigh highs
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
They might look neat on hairless twinks, but I doubt guys who are into bears and daddy types find them very appealing. And of course there …
is also the female half of the population, not all of whom are into their fellow women.
zeroexistence
DTavs
*heavy breathing*
steve77777777
FlyMeToTheSun
WeaponizedJerk
Gah what the fuck is wrong with his face?!
apbadogs
I’ll ask, weeb?
W1ckedw1lly01
I'm honestly none the wiser. Never heard of it. Let me know if you do!
CaptainQuarkk
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/27c5fr/what_is_a_weeaboo/ "Basically, an ignorant Japanophile, turned up to 11"
Shortening of Weeaboo. Which is an internet slang slur for someone who REALLY loves Anime and Manga.
ImSilverTongue
Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you When you know that you're not teasing me She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory
more manslaughter than the third impact, yeah!
Mandex001
You're so hotly contested, here's a tip, you should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip
Gamergrl09
https://youtu.be/kFZKgf5WG0g
SoThatsWhere
She's got a fetish for fine art.
rawrer
A pair of knee socks and an oversized sweatshirt.
Yeah, she goes right to my heart.
TheDarkNerd
She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt.
Chariliy
I get the feeling I'm in deep
PirateLogic
Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high
iheartcheese
What’s a weeb?
IllBeDamnedifIGotoHell
Same thing as a sword guy
Br0doSwaggins
A man of culture
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
A degenerate.
LateNightBunnyParty
What's "absolute territory"?
Kuremisago
The area of bare thigh between high socks and either a skirt or shorts. Name is a reference to Evangelion.
Ah, okay. Thanks!
jolt06
A plant the no one wants....wait my dilexia kick in. A person no one wants.
SimpleNinja
Joe Mama
purdhapley
SpringToMyWinter
Short for “weeaboo”, essentially an extreme japanophile, especially with regards to anime, especially female characters (not exclusively)
Thank you kind sir. So it’s those dude that have those anime girl pillows and obsessed with Anime?
Precisely
lvncr
Clydefrogger
They’re gonna fuck those pillows, aren’t they?
you really want to know that?
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
An honest question with GOP like answer.
ScarecrowSticks
Only correct answer
PleaseLeave
Can i have this without the texts?
I've only managed to find a version with different texts. But that's already worlds better than this BS imo:
JustSomeEnglishGuy
.
Thanks
There was one last night. Brb, gotta do some digging.
Digging took less time than expected, here:
What the hell does "absolute territory" mean???
The area of exposed skin between thigh highs and a skirt/shorts
freshstrawberrie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zettai_ry%C5%8Diki
Maultasche
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
Justwanttomakecomments
Why can I never find this gif when I look for it >.>
Click the gif, click the heart and add it to ur favorites and make a new gif folder. Then when you want to use it click heart, and boom favs
iamthisguy247
I feel like most people start out as ass men or boob men, but with age and wisdom learn to appreciate the legs. Like starting on beer or >
TA2019
I don't think so. It's just that the two most apparent physical traits are boobs/butts, and as a society those are the things that get
called on first. But that doesn't mean you 'develop more refined tastes' later. Always had them
Darkspire
Ehh reads like they just want to feel special and sophisticated. You like what you like. Gatekeeping is dumb.
^this is exactly what I'm trying to point out.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I started young on the thighs.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
I’m a hairy chest man myself.
WilliamHuskerAdama
sevrono
Bearjamin
I've always loved legs. A good ass is important in making some fine legs though so never ignore ass.
shadowex3
Ankles, hands, collarbones, and shoulderblades. You can't fake those, nobody's doing plastic surgery for that.
kerms
I'm all about the entire ass/hips/thigh region
TashatheGypsy
Wait wait wait wait... Was I not supposed to start by drinking Scotch and whiskey?
VastMajorityRule
Always cared about legs and small boobs, but now I want the biggest busty boobies suffocating me. Excuse me, I need to leave.
TheHawkRules
Stay strong, it’s only the 7th!
scatter
So you like boobs or you just want to die?
Preferably that way
barf1189
yes
Tthelaundryman
I have to agree. Drinking is more expensive now though and I have a lot of little things that make a woman go from attractive to DAYUM
Frenchbreadpizza
I mean I can appreciate a nice scotch but with how much I drink I still love my low end liquor.
Oh of course. Just like I appreciate legs now more than ever but I’m still a boob man.
Imadeanaccounttofavandforget
As a 32y/o straight male I also like this analogy...but I also am still a fan of beer and cheap whiskey.
As a 31 y/o straight male, I can totally appreciate this analogy.
OtterAvalanche
Still not a fan of scotch tbh. Whiskey though...
arhalts
Scotcth is whiskey, so is bourbon pedant awwwaaay.
ICantThinkOfAU
I can’t stand MOST whiskey, but love a great deal of whisky.. probably ‘cause I’m Scottish. Not so used to the Irish style! Like some though
Ya, I like bourbon and ryes, not a big fan of scotch though. I think this the equivalent of being a thigh or calf man.
A good rye is amazing. So I guess I'm a thigh man
Potatopeelerkind
What about those of us who like shoulders?
What, like a shoulder roast? Those are amazing.
Wait, we’re talking about Pork Shoulders, right?
Ididnotknowthatwecouldchangethese
Pervert.
upsidedownjackrussell
Well I, for one, am excited that this is a thing.
Rikther
Did you start out liking backs or the back of the neck and then transition to shoulders? That's what happened to m. . . .a friend.
Tardaesel
Collar bone and area around.
I like pretty much everything in the upper torso, but I couldn't say which came first.
I dunno, I didn’t think my metaphor out that far. Maybe you’re someone who always drinks one obscure cocktail. At least you didn’t say feet.
Hepina
Did someone say feet?
Idk man they're part of the leg package
Feet people might like legs, but not all legs men like feet.
Broken08
Not worth it then. Feet are the most awful part of a human
InAMellowTone
Sure you got shoulders but listen to me, slightly defined abs
GodTurkey
Oh yeah well get a load of this one, straightened hair, the longer the better.
Exactly!
Counterfit
Why is his face just sliding up and down?
SkyeKey
She’s an absolute terror for absolute territory.
Atomika6
Well now I have that damn song in my head now
PhotographyNZ
Elephanthead
Now fade in Ken Ashcorp.
MetalheadCobra
https://imgur.com/j3frBAd
3PiecesOfBread
Prophecy dog
FilthyFrankAnimeHunter
ITSDARB
Sweet lightning!!
pauliexclusions
What the fuck are weebs?
HonestCommentFarmer
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Weeb
leftshaark
Variation /a/ZPCnJZB
Cyractacus
smackmybishop
Worship it, WORSHIP IT YOU HEATHEN
SonderingStrike
I do have me a fetish for fine art...
SkyeKey
do you have a pair of knee socks and an oversized sweat shirt?
SonderingStrike
Well, they do go straight to my heart, especially when she comes a'knocking with her stockings and I get hurt.
Kerwingingit
Anyone got the source for this gif? I’d love to make more gifs with it. Haha
CactusCreep
Kerwingingit
Thank you!!!
Hellrzr33
Thick thighs save lives.
AwildBidoof
I said it once, I'll say it again. This NEEDS the Avengers Theme song when the light begins to glow
NovocainHurricane
smurfdeth
Good fun for everyone, including the dog.
TheGreatWizpoo
Iatesomecoffeecups
Whats that post in the top-right
[deleted]
[deleted]
Iatesomecoffeecups
TheWhiteBarry
I've been several posts left and right of here and it's nowhere to be found, need a link pls
[deleted]
[deleted]
TheWhiteBarry
MsQuootieIfYoureNasty
Can confirm. Love for thigh high socks seems pretty universal.
star1022
There is not a soul on the planet who isn't turned on by thigh highs
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
They might look neat on hairless twinks, but I doubt guys who are into bears and daddy types find them very appealing. And of course there …
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
is also the female half of the population, not all of whom are into their fellow women.
zeroexistence
DTavs
*heavy breathing*
steve77777777
FlyMeToTheSun
WeaponizedJerk
Gah what the fuck is wrong with his face?!
apbadogs
I’ll ask, weeb?
W1ckedw1lly01
I'm honestly none the wiser. Never heard of it. Let me know if you do!
CaptainQuarkk
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/27c5fr/what_is_a_weeaboo/ "Basically, an ignorant Japanophile, turned up to 11"
HonestCommentFarmer
Shortening of Weeaboo. Which is an internet slang slur for someone who REALLY loves Anime and Manga.
ImSilverTongue
Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you When you know that you're not teasing me She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory
SkyeKey
more manslaughter than the third impact, yeah!
Mandex001
You're so hotly contested, here's a tip, you should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip
Gamergrl09
https://youtu.be/kFZKgf5WG0g
SoThatsWhere
She's got a fetish for fine art.
rawrer
A pair of knee socks and an oversized sweatshirt.
SkyeKey
Yeah, she goes right to my heart.
TheDarkNerd
She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt.
Chariliy
I get the feeling I'm in deep
PirateLogic
Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high
iheartcheese
What’s a weeb?
IllBeDamnedifIGotoHell
Same thing as a sword guy
Br0doSwaggins
A man of culture
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
A degenerate.
LateNightBunnyParty
What's "absolute territory"?
Kuremisago
The area of bare thigh between high socks and either a skirt or shorts. Name is a reference to Evangelion.
LateNightBunnyParty
Ah, okay. Thanks!
jolt06
A plant the no one wants....wait my dilexia kick in. A person no one wants.
SimpleNinja
Joe Mama
purdhapley
SpringToMyWinter
Short for “weeaboo”, essentially an extreme japanophile, especially with regards to anime, especially female characters (not exclusively)
iheartcheese
Thank you kind sir. So it’s those dude that have those anime girl pillows and obsessed with Anime?
SpringToMyWinter
Precisely
lvncr
Clydefrogger
They’re gonna fuck those pillows, aren’t they?
lvncr
you really want to know that?
purdhapley
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
iheartcheese
An honest question with GOP like answer.
ScarecrowSticks
Only correct answer
PleaseLeave
Can i have this without the texts?
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
I've only managed to find a version with different texts. But that's already worlds better than this BS imo:
JustSomeEnglishGuy
.
CactusCreep
JustSomeEnglishGuy
Thanks
CactusCreep
There was one last night. Brb, gotta do some digging.
CactusCreep
Digging took less time than expected, here:
LateNightBunnyParty
What the hell does "absolute territory" mean???
Gamergrl09
The area of exposed skin between thigh highs and a skirt/shorts
freshstrawberrie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zettai_ry%C5%8Diki
Maultasche
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
Justwanttomakecomments
Why can I never find this gif when I look for it >.>
Maultasche
Justwanttomakecomments
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
Click the gif, click the heart and add it to ur favorites and make a new gif folder. Then when you want to use it click heart, and boom favs
iamthisguy247
I feel like most people start out as ass men or boob men, but with age and wisdom learn to appreciate the legs. Like starting on beer or >
TA2019
I don't think so. It's just that the two most apparent physical traits are boobs/butts, and as a society those are the things that get
TA2019
called on first. But that doesn't mean you 'develop more refined tastes' later. Always had them
Darkspire
Ehh reads like they just want to feel special and sophisticated. You like what you like. Gatekeeping is dumb.
TA2019
^this is exactly what I'm trying to point out.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I started young on the thighs.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
I’m a hairy chest man myself.
WilliamHuskerAdama
sevrono
Bearjamin
I've always loved legs. A good ass is important in making some fine legs though so never ignore ass.
shadowex3
Ankles, hands, collarbones, and shoulderblades. You can't fake those, nobody's doing plastic surgery for that.
kerms
I'm all about the entire ass/hips/thigh region
TashatheGypsy
Wait wait wait wait... Was I not supposed to start by drinking Scotch and whiskey?
VastMajorityRule
Always cared about legs and small boobs, but now I want the biggest busty boobies suffocating me. Excuse me, I need to leave.
TheHawkRules
Stay strong, it’s only the 7th!
VastMajorityRule
scatter
So you like boobs or you just want to die?
VastMajorityRule
Preferably that way
barf1189
yes
iamthisguy247
Tthelaundryman
I have to agree. Drinking is more expensive now though and I have a lot of little things that make a woman go from attractive to DAYUM
Frenchbreadpizza
I mean I can appreciate a nice scotch but with how much I drink I still love my low end liquor.
iamthisguy247
Oh of course. Just like I appreciate legs now more than ever but I’m still a boob man.
Imadeanaccounttofavandforget
As a 32y/o straight male I also like this analogy...but I also am still a fan of beer and cheap whiskey.
purdhapley
As a 31 y/o straight male, I can totally appreciate this analogy.
OtterAvalanche
Still not a fan of scotch tbh. Whiskey though...
arhalts
Scotcth is whiskey, so is bourbon pedant awwwaaay.
ICantThinkOfAU
I can’t stand MOST whiskey, but love a great deal of whisky.. probably ‘cause I’m Scottish. Not so used to the Irish style! Like some though
purdhapley
Ya, I like bourbon and ryes, not a big fan of scotch though. I think this the equivalent of being a thigh or calf man.
OtterAvalanche
A good rye is amazing. So I guess I'm a thigh man
Potatopeelerkind
What about those of us who like shoulders?
TheHawkRules
What, like a shoulder roast? Those are amazing.
TheHawkRules
Wait, we’re talking about Pork Shoulders, right?
Ididnotknowthatwecouldchangethese
Pervert.
upsidedownjackrussell
Well I, for one, am excited that this is a thing.
Rikther
Did you start out liking backs or the back of the neck and then transition to shoulders? That's what happened to m. . . .a friend.
Tardaesel
Collar bone and area around.
Potatopeelerkind
I like pretty much everything in the upper torso, but I couldn't say which came first.
iamthisguy247
I dunno, I didn’t think my metaphor out that far. Maybe you’re someone who always drinks one obscure cocktail. At least you didn’t say feet.
Hepina
Did someone say feet?
SimpleNinja
Idk man they're part of the leg package
iamthisguy247
Feet people might like legs, but not all legs men like feet.
Broken08
Not worth it then. Feet are the most awful part of a human
InAMellowTone
Sure you got shoulders but listen to me, slightly defined abs
GodTurkey
Oh yeah well get a load of this one, straightened hair, the longer the better.
[deleted]
[deleted]
InAMellowTone
Exactly!
Counterfit
Counterfit
Why is his face just sliding up and down?