We Don't Talk To Eachother Like That!

Feb 14, 2020 1:57 PM

drunkill

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Razor Ray has a calming presence.

Aussies are asleep, post Australian Rules footy on imgur: https://youtu.be/XMZYZcoAcU0 (What is AFL?)

I LOVE the refs, arms around the shoulder of of the player, "Look son, you've made an error. Its going to be okay. Don't do it again."

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't last 1 minute in that game

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

This would kill me.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuckin dogs. Dirty as fuck.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That man has a family!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Arms straight out before he even hits that turf, that's a concussion.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

CTE incoming

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

ricochet

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

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Australian Football.gif

6 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 8

Fuck I miss Ryan Crowley

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So Australians are like friends-fight; the equivalent of British insult politely and the Canadian apologetic attitude?

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you understand my friend! Let fight.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This over NFL any day. Love watching this despite hardly knowing the game.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So he's like the nigel owens of afl

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Tell me when we're good to go, Shauny." Proper aussie bloke lol.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I would watch more sports if I could hear what the players and refs say to each other

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The XFL is trying to incorporate more of the refs' talk. But that's mostly between refs, not refs to players and back

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha that. is. adorable.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Afl is dyslexia

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

He's a dad, isn't he? Or a kids' coach. Or both.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its never inappropriate to promote good sportsmanship and manners. Good on him.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wish european football was like this.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I tried to watch and understand it ... and then there was this little guy in a white suit when there was a kick through the upright ...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And then this happened!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

how big is yours?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yellow now? Every match I watched had a dude in a white suit doing that same motion. That change? Admittedly, I was watching ~10 years ago.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think they wanted it to seem less like a horse racing sport and closer to soccer. My guess anyway

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

changed about 15 years ago. It sucks, umpires should be in white again, bring back the butchers coats.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

we're werewolves not swearwolves

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Talk to the boot

6 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 10

and to think that it's compulsory to vote in Australia

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Toby Greene is a cunt

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Toby Greene is a rat

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Toby Green is a disgrace

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://imgur.com/nO41qXH

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's always that one dude...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

15 is a cheap-shotting cunt, isn't she

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ah, my ex in all her raging glory.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is that a legal move? Doesnt look like it.

6 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

Not even slightly.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No one did it so there was no need for a rule, this guy started doing it so the rules were changed

6 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

Yes. Took a mark, got a free kick as a result, he kicked a goal.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is legal if you're protecting thr space going for the ball. This is a reel of one player (greene) who looked to be doing it to cause as

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Much pain to the other team, when he got the guy in the head (daniels) they have been paying closer attention to it and award a free kick if

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its deemed dangerous. Its the worst part of out game is the rules are loose and often "interpretation" from the umpire is needed

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am also curious

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Its legal, but because of this guy its a freekick if its dangerous now

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lame I vote for taekwondo rugby

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so are there actually rules to this sport or is it just the team with fewer concussions wins?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Some basic rules here, many more exist: https://youtu.be/XMZYZcoAcU0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha joking aside there sre shiiiitloads of rules. But less concussions than nfl. Alot of arguments that protective gear increases concu

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ssions. Afl players dont tackle with their head or lead with their head like nfl. Without a helmet they seem to protect the head more

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This. A lot of the injuries that happen in the NFL are enabled by the body armor, pads and helmet they wear. The armor lets them smash into

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Each other with forces that would otherwise kill or maim them. They wouldn't be able to play the same way without all the gear.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aussies SHOULD BE asleep. But here I am, at 1AM for no fucken reason at all

6 years ago | Likes 322 Dislikes 1

Please its 2020 now, we dont believe in australia

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is it fear of spiders that keeps you awake?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spidervigilance.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You type very well for 2 dogs in a coat

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Because its Saturday morning and you don't have to be at work in 7 hours?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh there is reasons, not good ones but reasons

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure, if you include "can't be arsed" as a reason

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dread getting to the age where I think 1 AM is late :(

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If there's no reason to be up, then 1pm is late, IMO.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get back to your vegemite sandwiches you oz cunt! Is that how you compliment people there?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Cunt" can still be used as an insult, depending on context. If you could substitute the word "guy" in the sentence, then it's casual usage.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 1

SKYWALKER!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*Specky

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Downvoting as an Essendon supporter...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You should be used to going down as a bombers fan!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your mum can qualify this statement

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You went down on their mum? An on Valentine's day? Thoughtful little drug cheat supporting type ain't yah?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

embiggened

6 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

The smallest man

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who? Andrew Walker (took the mark) is 190cm tall and Jake Carlisle is 198cm.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just quoting “A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man”

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't watch rugby. Is this legal?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Yeah specky

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not rugby. It's Australian football. I have never known the rules, but as far as I could tell almost anything is legal. It's kinda nuts

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Normally, it would be ruled 'in the back', which isn't legal. As he was going for a mark, though, and he succeeded, it wasn't.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was there, witnessed the glory of 1AW with the mark of the decade. Robbed of mark of they year.

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

It was a fucking popularity contest. He should of won no doubt

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why is the field an oval?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Played on cricket pitches

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because it's a footy oval, not a field

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I can't imagine playing sport at full speed and going "ahhh omg, a corner"

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same size as for cricket. Dual use

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Imagine nba played on a football field

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

id watch that though...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get the horse involved

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 5

someone thought they saw a spider in the bleachers

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What about the elephant at Arden street?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

we don't talk about that

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is one of the coolest sports. I wish it would catch on more elsewhere.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

First time I saw it was on ESPN at like 4 AM years ago. Thought it was great but couldn't follow it regularly due to the time difference.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AFL live app? Not sure of geo blocking outside of Aus, maybe a VPN

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ll give it a shot

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@op didyoujustdoubledip.gif

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I feel like that may be a quadruple dip

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My favorite part about Aussie football is the way the official talks to the players and they ALWAYS respect him and do what he says

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Ummm what

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are rules in Aussie rules!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vague suggestions that change every year

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh, not always, 50m penalties for swearing exist for a reason

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait... 50 minutes!?! Damn

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meters?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Sooo did this guy get fined for this? Or interviewed about it? Or reprimanded? ANYTHING??

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

^^ MEANWHILE, IN PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

In Australia you'd need to put both the words Professional and Football in quotations before people accepted it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big league soccer is a total disgrace anf FIFA's level of corruption is second only to the IOC.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's why aussie rules is played professionally in so many countries...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I'm not insulting Soccer. I'm insulting the guy in the gif. What he's doing? That is not Football of any standard. It's bad acting.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh ok. my knickers were unjustifiably twisted

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even the women go in hard

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 6

9-8 in the suns/gws game. 'go hard' is generous. That hurt to watch.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brand new team (Suns) in their first game, played in a massive downpour. If you watched it, it was a physical game.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean it’s only 10:50pm in Perth at the moment XD

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Perth, they may as well keep fuckin goin! eh?!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I guess, but it is still 1978 over there.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh pfffftt, no it’s not! :P

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly surprised you’ve managed to download the gif given the internet speed in Perth

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wanna be mad. But this is true....

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s been a bit iffy the last few days xD

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As an American I need to know what this is and how to watch it

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

as a Canadian, TSN, one of our sports networks shows a match every week....playoffs and the grand finals too....can't wait for this season

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Link in the description of the post. Fox Soccer+ has a few games live each week. Currently it is the women's season, mens season in march.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ESPN8, the Ocho!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watch AFL app

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is this weekends AFLW international schedule, similar to the mens when it starts up https://i.redd.it/nhbaswsnakg41.png

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With a beer u cunt.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

You need zero downvotes..

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You cunt..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gets abbreviated to AFL. Maybe a VPN and stream it from Channel Seven/Nine/Ten when they have matches in our winter (your summer). /2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's probably old games on the torrents if you sail the high seas.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Australian Rules Football. No idea how to watch it, i've been trying to watch Rage in America too.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Fox Soccer Plus and Fox Soccer 2 carry games. Wish they did a deal with ESPN so it'd actually be seen. ESPN ran it in the 80s late at night.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The AFL website has free replays of games (last time I checked) and I just use a proxy or vpn to make it think I'm aussie

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Rage ... ra ra ra ra rage ... raaaaaage!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just tried to watch a woman’s match last night. I couldn’t for the life of me figure it out.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it's any consolation, that's exactly how bewildering American Football is to most Aussies.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The womens league is new, 4th year. It has improved but it is still only a part time thing. Try this https://youtu.be/o6FJKsubThU

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not being sexist or rude but the women games arent great to watch. The league is only a few years old and alot of the players were taken fro

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

M other sports and paid to play footy. Incredible athletes but most players havent been playing footy for longer than a few years, in 10 yea

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Rs as it attracts younger women to the sport the quality of player will be incredible. Incredible athletes but watching the AFLW isnt a grea

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

T showcase of the game. You should be able to watch older games on afl.com.au if not lots of clips

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It just happened to be on late night. Ill check some other leagues/matches out randomly when they’re on

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