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Dec 17, 2016 10:22 PM

I saw this on fb. All I want is hilarious comments

Just from today I could buy subway

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The US National debt.

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Bill gates.

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Lets see... 24 * 365 * 4 * 1$ = 35,040$

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A small island

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A reason to live :(

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Could pay off the national debt.

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Hm...a new car?

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Someone else to do it for me, but then I'd interrupt them and finish myself.

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The cure for loneliness

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Everything on planet Earth, plus the Mars rovers, and all the shit they left on the moon.

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I would be debt free

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A girlfriend, and some chicken nuggets?

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A presidential election

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What couldn't i buy is the question. Happiness. The answer is happiness.

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a hand job

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A Russian bride

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Lube

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I don't think they sell lube by the metric ton

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Think again

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A machine that masturbates me.

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Pornhub premium

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More get the fuck out gifs

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Not much...

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A small car.

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Love

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The National Debt

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I think the real question is what couldn't I buy

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my own slave to do it for me

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Be more specific, are we talking this year? This week? Over the last hour?....

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Does it really matter?

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Yes, it does.... hour a candy bar, 2 12 packs of a good ipa, week an Xbox, year a new car, forever retirement

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Don't know how to edit, missed the " a day" sorry typing with left hand while I'm right handed... trying to earn the candy bar

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