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absolutelynotwoof_irl
Part 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/DWdCo
Part 3: https://imgur.com/gallery/h75Bn/new
justtwobrothers
Why does the cow have utters and horns?
jackbos
#8 - He probably shouldn't look her in the eyes like that...
MrRemy
stufdptato
The Far Side is strong with this one.
SmallMovesEllie
#3 forgot the part where he eats his own poop...
OphelianAshe
"You're whalecum" - Moby Dick
ThueB
My neighbour has that on his door mat. In writing you pervs
dingdongawhatiswronga
TedTheMan
3
EZBzzzzzz
PseudoKirby
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
was looking for this. my exact reaction
DogInBoots
1 in 1.000.000.000 chance of spotting two blue lobsters having kinky sex..
ohnoyoudid
How about dog in boots?
theweeknd
its actually 1:1
phailboost
Friend found a blue kinky lobster only happens 1 in 10000000000000 chances
irritabletom
Some Japanese houses had "cricket" floors, designed to creak in order to alert sleeping people of intruders. Fun fact!
bitchgoblet
See. I always ate the black ones first.
Number34
@artyjoker 3rd one down
ArtyJoker
Ain't even mad. Love is love.
NomadOfTheCosmos
Anyone else getting a Farside vibe?
UnreasonablyImprudentPerson
Reminds me of the far side calendar. All these gave me a ...
Martinelli92
These are so much better than what we have in Swedish papers.
MagnumSandpaper
Reminds me of farside
blindlynx
but not as good
Twinklepot
Love your Username OP!
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
Thanks
saatanapaska
+0
Kaschosaurusrex
So the cow has horns and utters? What time to be alive.
ksoots
Cows can have horns, it's a myth that only bulls do.
TheMemeForge
Also, 5 udders...
PoseidonsSister
#5 when GOP realizes they created Trump
Fuzdc4
I'm not normally one for negative comments but these are shite.
spacebeers
These are dumb, bro.
Rainman1344
These aren't really funny
robocrow
The ninja one is actually funny since Japanese castles where intentionally build with creaking floors because of this exact reason
PinPointSnarkuracy
I've heard the term "whistling boards" before referring to that
PinPointSnarkuracy
or maybe it was "singing boards" ... something to that effect
blackstone459
Got it, shitty attempt at The Far Side
CapitalizingOnTheAbsenseOfAReasonableUsernameCharacterLimit
Ah, but Lawson isn't a fan of his stuff being shared on the Internet.
piratica108
It must be nice, having comfortable little boxes for everything like that
DiabloD3
TBF, The Far Side was a shitty attempt at The Far Side, Gary Lawson talked about how to get a joke to appeal to a wide audience. 1/2
tehurn4
One of the reasons he stopped publishing was because he thought the jokes were getting too repetitive,
DiabloD3
Neither this nor The Far Side is anywhere as bad as Garfield, who's strips generally tell the punchline 3 times, ruining it 2/2
ionfuckwitchu
These are far more funny and creative than The Far Side, in my opinion.
AlkeneThiol
Even if your opinion was somehow objectively true, you would still get downvoted because Imgur gives more points for nostalgia than anything
hdgross
I have points to spare and I'm curious, so fuck your nostalgia. I bet on -16.
pknw1
I’ve re-posted a selection as this was my 11th fave... I hope they follow the link and give you many more well deserved updoots @op
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
Thanks mate
pknw1
No sir, thank you!
sangatster
Paint these blue and you have yourself a relevant post OP.
AtlanDaGonozal
What's it refer to?
DrMet
Why not blue zoidberg?
sangatster
hahaha chuckled
AtlanDaGonozal
A new meme? I just saw a picdump of blue animals.. Okay then ^^.
hdgross
Post yesterday about someone finding a blue lobster.
poodabai
Blue crayfish*
AtlanDaGonozal
TY :) !
hdgross
Np
DogInBoots
As you wish:
sangatster
Nicely done
DaBaDeeDaBaDie
Blue lobsters, so hot right now
IAmSroot
Now thats a one in a ten million post right there
WarrioRx83
Idk the odds of two seem a bit farfetched...
Yksiv
One's a crawfish.
IWillBeProctoringTheImgur
Thats what makes it so kinky.
ladymondegreen
European lobsters are blue naturally. American lobsters are only blue by rare mutation.
SavagePatchKids
So you're saying that America has X-Lobsters. Do you think their leader had a doctorate in marine biology?
sangatster
Could anything be more factual, and more disturbing?
Waddafaq
Mine doesn't lick.
sangatster
I'm not surprised Hillary
popoduff
keeps the imunne system sharp and alert
Codedependent
Dad's fav joke: why do dogs lick your face? To get the taste of their asshole out of their mouth!
ItalianJamal
The fact that your cat or dog's asshole touched every floor on the house.
bezuer
I tell myself dogs' saliva is antibacterial so it's ok...
AlkeneThiol
Human saliva is also antibacterial. Dogs mouths aren't actually "cleaner" by any real metric. This is an Urban myth
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
Also they do lick toilet seats and eat shit so yeah.
bezuer
But a good one, don't take my reasons for letting my dog lick my face away!
RandalDoggie
Hmm, these are interesting. Almost like jokes or something.
tehzpoon
#1 That there? He is nipple number 5.
BantersaurousRex
Almost...but not quite.
spenace
I've never felt so bad for a jelly bean
TankEngineer
A joke is a story with a humorous climax.
daguq
I had joke last night. She didn't find it funny.
RandalDoggie
http://38.media.tumblr.com/f27357fd792f8ee946fd62b502f961ed/tumblr_mjpxhwlCHo1s67vyfo1_250.gif
TankEngineer
Source: Star Trek TOS Season 3 Episode 19: Requiem For Methuselah
azureraptor
_Nice._ I was kinda guessing it was that one but they're all kind of a blur now. ;}