BuzzKiIlington
296781
9946
144
Feb 21, 2018 2:42 PM
BuzzKiIlington
296781
9946
144
coreyjayb
Captain Deadpool
slenders
When the bar bill is so big u contemplate on just buying the entire company.
bestseester
American Gin... oh vancityreynolds....... Call it Circumnavigation Canada Gin
HumfreeBugart
Well that's a tonic
angelicyokai
I am buying a dozen bottles.
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
He wrote both tweets
bananarocketisalreadytaken
According to the wife.. .....this gin is shit
ChloePrice
Holy fuck he's hot?! I know people think he's hot but I never really saw it until now
DataNet
I'm never drinking any other gin ever again.
WellThatsOriginal
I'm a Bombay Sapphire kinda guy but I'll have to try this.
370zSteve
ButtholeIceCreamParlor
I think I've had these before
adventportal
Well, time for me to buy some gin
SuburbanCommando
Man, I really love gin.
Uniedgee
I guess I drink Gin now.
DaveWallace
Not a huge fan of this gin, but I'm glad an American style is getting publicity.
DaveWallace
Also it's not terrible, just different.
DaveWallace
My favorite gin is Gunner Ghost by Bent distillery.
Colenelshitpostermcgee
Gin, Ryan? Of all the drinks you pick Gin?
AMartianPotato
Maybe he likes gin..
Colenelshitpostermcgee
Well obviously but one could have worked out I was making an attempt to humorously indicate my personal distaste for gin
AMartianPotato
Fair. I'm just annoyed with how many people in these comments are acting like anyone who likes gin is somehow "wrong".
Colenelshitpostermcgee
Thats fair I didn't look at the other comments I suppose I assumed I was being origional which on the internet is a dumb assumption to make
SnickerDONTle
Ryan Gosling needs to retaliate by buying a scotch company
ramarins
And Clooney already makes millions with his own Tequila, so there....
ramarins
My bad, I just read that he sold it.
Ilikeyogurt
For millions
Brochiavelli
“Our owner is prettier than your owner.”
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Let's not kid ourselves, Reynolds wins that one by a long shot
JaggedJimmyJ
There’s already Gosling‘s rum
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
No, Ryan Reynolds needs to also buy a scotch company because gin is disgusting.
saracenus
Portland, Oregon House Spirits Distillery FTW! Been drinking this since I tried this out at a local Farmer's Market several years ago.
gettingtwelveblueshellsinarow
I was visiting Portland, and the first day I was there i was handed a gin shot at a farmers market. No wonder ppl love farmers markets there
littledickfingers
You managed to let everyone know you drank it before it was cool, mention Portland and a farmers market.
saracenus
You forgot my luxurious beard my man, my luxurious beard...
littledickfingers
Tell me, how did you manage to post on here using only a vintage typewriter?
saracenus
Typewriter? Pushaw... I find movable type printing presses far more authentic.
OliverClothesoff70
I don't like the taste of gin. I like rums and whiskeys, but gin not so much.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
Get quality gin and try it with some quality tonic water. Unfortunately for a decent bottle your going to pay a pretty penny.
azazyel
It worked for George Clooney, didn't he sell his tequila company for like a billion dollars?
otiumCatulli
Yes this is actually quite a cynical business venture
Chainhealer
Was thinking the same thing. Difference is Clooney & co started the company too.
W92Baj
Weeell they went and found a distillery making it and branded it
Sonof1000Whores
Don’t forget about Dan Aykroyds Crystal Skull Vodka
fulminatrix
Oh dang, just read up on that. Clooney co-founded Casamigos in 2013 at an initial investment of $600k for each founder, and sold it last 1
fulminatrix
year for $700 million (plus a possible $300 million based on how it performs). I bet we'll see quite a few new celebs getting into liquor. 2
Chainhealer
Step 1: have 600k to invest.
69Voltage
I’ll drink to that
whereigotogetdownvotes
Cheers!
SarcasticComment
I won't. Not a fan of gin.
unicyclenujb24
fingermypooper
Dilly Dilly
IPostSomewhatRelativeComments
But you're an alcoholic!
TheDuke0fHazzard
I'll drink to that!
69Voltage
Lmao, and your point is? ;)
Losifer
I’ll drink a scotch or whiskey to that. Gin tastes like scotch tape smells. That’s exactly the flavor of gin. Liquid scotch tape.
yoshisereniti
On point description.
GreyscaleArt
Scotch tape is the one of the best smells there are. Gin tastes like pine needles
Highlander8795
Delicious scotch tape *Homer Simpson gargling noises*
supersaiyansenpai
I really just a Bourbon guy... But I'll check it out.
mmartin762
It's my gin of choice. This is pretty cool!
reediculous84
How would you compare to Hendricks?
gigglypilot
It’s been a while since I’ve had them side by side, but if I remember correctly, Aviation is a bit more flavorful than Hendricks.
Sonof1000Whores
Hmmmmm.... it’s gonna take a lot to break my commitment to Hendricks, but now that’s it’s Deadpool approved, I might have to try it
gigglypilot
I was mistaken. It’s made as a pre-prohibition American gin (how they think it was made) with the botanicals in the background.
LeadByBadExample
I read that Aviation is less Juniper-y in taste.
reediculous84
I'm a big fan of the cucumber notes in Hendricks, looks like the focus is different w Aviation, as far as 10 ingredient Gin
PianoMan2112
Guarantee Deadpool 3 has an outright 4th wall-breaking plug for Aviation American Gin. I’ll be disappointed if it doesn’t.
TheSwedishCryptid
So it will be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXgGv_ZwKcM ? XD
TheVampireDante
It'll be in the Merc bar, his bartender buddy will be getting a delivery from them or something.
wlfman
Deadpool refers to Ryan Reynolds 3 or 4 times in the first movie alone - I think it's safe to say they'll continue drawing from that well
Bitterbal
Soooo.....they are making a limited edition deadpool gin or what? (Gin & Negasonic)
Icecreaman
Straight gin is the only non girly drink I can have straight. (not counting wine) anything else has to taste like candy. I'd buy his gin.
DrKriegersClone
Sipping or shooting? I like good gin as a sipper, but goddamn if I haven't had some bad experiences shooting Beefeater...
TheVampireDante
It'll be called Gin and bare it.
MarkyMarktheAardvarkShark
Gin and Negatonic
Bitterbal
nailed it!
PoliteButFactualCanadian
Gin is the alcohol of old women isn't it? Thus the slogan should be "Get a whole lot of Ryan Reynolds in you."
Illthinkofausernamelater
Dreadpool does of a huge crush on Bea Arthur. I'd bet he'd drink gin just to impress her.
Hutchy01
I'm stealing and tweeting that.
daqueso
I like the slogan but gin is decidedly for young people as well
Wauphale
"Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets" is what Ron Swanson said. So, yeah, Everclear is a lady's drink apparently.
Hutchy01
I'd direct Mr. Swanson to Russia, rich women on diets and former communists.
AMartianPotato
Gin is for anyone who enjoys the taste of gin.
Nilowame
I've never tried Gin. I want to try many types of alcohol, out of curiousity. Gotta say fuck alcopop. Never trying that again. 1/2.
Wauphale
Gin tastes like how Pine-Sol smells, and you'll feel winded after taking a swig. Basically, it's the best.
Nilowame
I've tried some ciders and I like those. Local bar never has lime cider in stock. Now that is something I'll enjoy.
GoodGuyJamie
Cider ftw <3 Never had lime cider, doesn't sound like something I could drink all night. Pear's nice, for a few at least
KingBifurious
Pear cider is sooo good but also sooo sweet. I almost hate apple cider but pear cider is a different story.
GoodGuyJamie
Apple's my main drink on a night out :P Pear is what got me started as kid though. A real nice summer drink that is.
eelnats
It's official Ryan Reynolds is Mothers ruin
ReferenceCheck
✓
Whiskey7delta
Not my mom she's Irish lol.
SuperHentaiKaman
DeepMemeConversations
Please explain for my friend !
RenegadeTQ
It's another name for gin. Source: Google http://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/Mothers-Ruin/
DeepMemeConversations
Thank you kind stranger
Vazaha
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/wwfeatures/wm/live/976_549/images/live/p0/2t/c4/p02tc4cw.jpg
RonaldBWeasley
Tbh my mum would have sold me to have a whack at Ryan Reynolds, before she did for some gin. Lol
Actinius
+1 for historical reference
BababaMoooya1
Dot?
savagewillie
+1 for recognizing it
ShinySephiroth
+1 for me not knowing what you're talking about
stillafckingfreak
http://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/Mothers-Ruin/ so not everybody has do Google it (like me)
UmmonPrime
that article reads like propaganda. It was pretty entertaining.
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
+1 for sauce.
Wigglybobcat
At first I thought, "14 gallons a year isn't so bad, that's just over a liter a week" but then I was like "oh that almost 13 shots daily"
Shmiddty
Heh. Cuckold's Comfort
l009
Given a bar near me is call Mothers Ruin... I think he just became the mascot.
MakePhishEvilAgain
NYC? My friend owns that one!
l009
Sorry, Bristol, UK. Its a well known dive bar. They have a website on weebly... thats how bad. http://mothersruinbristol.weebly.com
HamClam
That’s one of my favorite bars, tell your friend they’re crushing it. Don’t they have a few others?
MakePhishEvilAgain
Yeah it’s called Loverboy. He definitely knows what he’s doing.
stupidstray
Why is his Twitter handle vancityreynolds? I've always wondered.
sventacklebox
Vanwilder
HelaSisterOfThor
Vancouver
iampandahearmeroar
I always thought it was a play on the word "vanity"
Repoogunftewazz
Pretty sure it's a play on vancity records
jorel598
Canadian.
JoshuaBurchfield
Is he from Vancouver?
darksideofthemoonmoon
Noooo, really?
3jeans
Its funny, I just made this connection earlier today on my lunch break!
eggmuffin
Likely because "Ryan Reynolds" was taken.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
Thank you for asking this, so I didn't have to. I actually didn't realize he was Canadian.
stupidstray
Your username is excellent, as is your taste in books. Do you think Jim will ever finish Peace Talks?
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
I hope so. Then the rest, then Cinder Spires. I wanna read that shit, but one story at a time.
PileOfWater
He's from Vancouver and a nickname for Vancouver is Vancity.
madisony
He actually a huge donor for covenant house Vancouver, an organization That helps homeless youth
delciotto
well shit, thats what that is? I delivered to them all the time when i was a courier and wondered what it was.
ohnoyoudid
Dude, thank you for asking this! I don't have to wonder now.
Blastergv9
Because he was Van Wilder and he's from a city
Sask2Ont
Lol trolllll
jeoffshotgunjimmyjam
sorry, but its because he's from Vancouver (VanCity) In B.C., Canada.
Blastergv9
https://media.giphy.com/media/u52gRNybAmAy4/giphy.gif
pharmie01
Ignore all those other comments...it’s because he’s from Vancouver
SinStar87
I can't believe the others are doing that nonsense, thanks for the truth.
stupidstray
No, I'm sorry I think that you're mistaken; I'm pretty sure it's because he's from Vancouver.
Opportunist
Criminy! What people will believe these days! It's totally because he's from Vancouver!
greminator
ugh... don't listen to them. they're just trying to do you a bamboozle. it's because he hails from Vancouver.
Uncre8ive123
....I honestly thought that it was because he played VanWilder......
baboolz
Guilty too :(
TheDweadPiwateWoberts
I was right there with you in ignorance, fam
Kabe59
Well, he's basically been playing Van Wilder for 15 years now
JonathanHoag
Same
stupidstray
So... Wait. I'm confused. Is it because he's from Vancouver British Columbia?
youreathing
yes
WETHE6IX
Yeah! A Canadian icon. OH CANADA
NeverCenaNuff
He js a Reynolds from Van(couver) City
Deadpoolio7
Yeah, that’s why they shot Deadpool there.
BimmerFarm
They shot Deadpool there for the same reason they shoot everything there. It's cheaper for more reasons than I can list in 140 characters.
daqueso
I mean, they shoot a lot of movies in Vancouver...
legalizegillyweed
Van(couver) city (Ryan) Reynolds
pandapandapandapandapandapanda
Probably cuz he’s from Vancouver Canada
YoureStupidAndICanProveItMathematically
He was born in Vancouver, British Columbia
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
Yes, and they are known for having mainly vans as public transport around the city instead of buses. So much it got the nickname VanCity
Rowee
Poor bastard
ygohomer
So it's not from his Van Wilder film? Ahhh, makes more sense now.
VanBuren43
I thought the same.
richitobandito
Well I thought if this Vans a rocking, something something...
ImASnek
Daaaaamn, back at it again with the white vans?
Shendorion
I guess this means we have to let Canada off the hook for Justin Bieber.
Crumply
I don't like Ryan Reynolds or Bieber
ohmegatron
He was never meant to escape. We are so sorry.
RideTheStimutacs
BC's still off the hook. Bieber is Ontario's fault.
desdeqado
What about Bryan Adams?
StellarJay77
He was offset by Jim Carrey
Stonewall78
They still owe us for John Candy though.
Vanack
no we fucking don't.
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
He's not really that bad now, he cut the shit and moved on.
capughe
He was a nice if slightly annoying child when you got him. Not our fault you messed it up.
zergzapper
America made him famous canada just made him not our fault America makes stupid people celebrities
orangeisthenewbasic
Deadpool is filmed there for that very reason. The bridge is a dead giveaway
baronnapalm
Vancouver is a really popular place to film as is. I think they get mad tax cuts and other benefits for it
orangeisthenewbasic
the cheap CAD to USD was a big reason shows were filmed there. the stronger CAD kinda killed that, but its somewhat weaker again last 3yrs
RideTheStimutacs
(Van film industry person here) Yeah, we do. Film tax credits like crazy, and US productions come here because the exchange rate is cheaper.
RideTheStimutacs
2/ Also the city can double as anywhere else due to the varying terrain. Look up Every Frame A Painting's "Vancouver Never Plays Itself".
firefighter26
Some of it was filmed over on the Island, where I'm from; specifically Hatley Castle which is the X-mansion in all the X-men related films.
firefighter26
Sauce: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatley_Park_National_Historic_Site
CityYeti
You mean Reynolds is a Canuck?
StellarJay77
Only a Canadian can get away with being that snarky all the time. An American like that would have been shot by now.
zenoshogun
I think Deadpool can get away with being snarky in the USA too though...
StellarJay77
Sure, he can now, but he didn't start out as Deadpool.
CityYeti
No way, ever been to New England? Tons of snarkyness there
NoIdidntsayAbeLincolnIsaidHeyBlinkin
Up until this very moment.. I had always read his handle as VacinityReynolds
desdeqado
I thought vaincityreynolds
omglandshark
VanCityRentals
Tiamat6
Oh. My. God
bkkhk
VegeneReynolds
3nd3rwiggin
Yeah, I thought it was a clever play on the idea that anybody reading his tweet would then be in his vicinity, if only virtually.
Raxiel
Well, you weren't far off
LateNightBunnyParty
That's okay. For some reason, I read it as VanCityRecords.
ladybuttz
I still do! Every damn time
toriapinklotus
Wait....
CowboyRick
I thought it was VanityReynolds until I looked closer
whoischrislewis
Lol same
ForTheSwarm
You're not alone, there are dozens of us. Dozens!
Robvp
Donzes*
davidbowieeyes
MyHuevosBringsAllDaGrls2DaYardAndDamnRightTheyreCoveredInSauce
And it all started with one dozen
ForTheSwarm
Good timing!
trekkiedane
Is it any good in a Negroni?
[deleted]
[deleted]
ABirdWalkedOnMyPillow
Or... an Aviation.
indiefab
If it isn’t, it’s not the gin’s fault.
trekkiedane
Nah, but if it isn't any good in a Negrone it's not going to be a part of my collection.
mmartin762
What did you just call me?
trekkiedane
I called you a drink, now sit down and relax a bit.
SchizophrenicEuphoria
Man, for a second I thought you called me a black piece of rigatoni
ChernoGamma
Is...is that how the Rock calls black people...
chicmagnetwampa1
It's damn good in a dry martini, so prolly
trekkiedane
In my (vast) experience gin that's good in a Martini need not be good in a Negroni (or vice versa).
Superfastsheep
I 100% concur
khora
Is it any good in an Aviation?
trekkiedane
I wouldn't know, ask someone upthread.
MarcusJordan
Yeah, altough sits well with a healthy messure
trekkiedane
Thanks.
Ftcmatefilmthecops
Yes it is. But it's better for aviations (go figure) and last words
RussainBot
Had to Google. Now must try.
trekkiedane
It sounds SO wrong to mix three herbals ... but it is a most fantastic coktail! (Do use top-shelf gin and vermouth though).
RussainBot
Thank you my good sir, I will!
justanotheravocado
Hooray for the Negroni! Best cocktail imho
trekkiedane
Ditto! imnsho
whathavewehere
"Hey, why don't we mix this liquor up with ... more liquor."
trekkiedane
Indeed, that IS how you make a cocktail.
whathavewehere
Not quite, "cocktail" doesn't necessarily mean more than one alcoholic ingredient, while the Negroni has three.
trekkiedane
True, but many do, liquor and liqueur (sure, only two) are quite often mixed to make a cocktail.
mrsrowan
I’ve been drinking mezcal negronis recently, I would recommend to anyone
LeonardoDaTiddies
Not a smokey fan but I like the Boulevardier - a rye Negroni, basically.
CheeseItWereBoned
lovely drink! if you got some about try replacing the campari with Suze and get on the white mezcal negronis. Dolin dry as vermouth, tasty!
goingtochipotlewitharistotle
Hey, I somehow have all the ingredients! Thanks for the tip. Not huge on negronis, but mezcal, yes. Smokiness might balance bitterness.
mrsrowan
Let me know how it goes!
trekkiedane
've heard about those, am seriously contemplating trying one at some point!
yy0b
favorite cocktail right there, not enough people know of it, it's difficult to find campari in bars sometimes
trekkiedane
Bitters and, by implication, amari are quite popular around here, so I've never had that problem. But then, I rarely go out to drink.
ElessarThorongil
Now that’s the question people should ask of their gin.
theacidtest
I like Negronis but gimme the old G+T, or even with just a tiny bit of water and ice.
trekkiedane
Been my primary concern, where gin is concerned, for a couple of decades by now.
MetaSomma
Haven't tried that specifically but I can vouch for Aviation being pretty tasty, especially for its price point
adadsupreme
I’ve yet to try it, but I have a bartender friend in Portland that swears by it. It’s pretty well reviewed.
AMartianPotato
Never met your friend but I can't help imagining a guy who wears suspenders, brews his own Kombucha and spend absurd money on beard care.
Hammertulski
I also have a bartender friend in Portland that swears by it...*shifty glances*
Hammertulski
If it's a dude and his name starts with W, I will have to consider this the small world moment of the week.
MetaSomma
Portland, gin, bartender whose name starts with W, I'm guessing there are at least a dozen people who fit that description
adadsupreme
His name is Sam actually.
Hammertulski
This is why we can't have nice things.
squip
They're called People of Color, dude
trekkiedane
Not if they're an Italian cunt.
trekkiedane
*count
Brochiavelli
Good job.
squip
I lked it better the first way
trekkiedane
So it's YOU that is that other person on imgur that gets my attempts at jokes!!! -I'd been wondering who it was.
WilliamShatinher
Why doesn't People of Colour include white people? White's a colour.
PersonalityFire
Pigment and light are 2 different things.
RodgerRodger
i thought that black, white and greys were shades, not colours?
WilliamShatinher
Ok, so why does People of Colour include black people? And where can I find grey people?
efhawthorne
It's actually a shade. But so is black so... *Shrug*
MetaSomma
Indeed it is all of the colors (in light anyways)
wholesomefavorites
But in paint it is the absence of color..
ThaWhiteRanger
That's why Hitler really liked paint. Fact.
DangerousNoodle
Professional good-looking person. He probably wrote that as the new boss, but it is indeed true.
NightHouseAssociation
Was thinking "So, he runs both twitters himself?"
SatansLeftNipple
Wouldn’t put it past him
Treblaine
Phenome
It's like he's getting better looking with age.
FutureFriedman
Is he known for anything else? He's a meh actor at best.
SatansLeftNipple
Let’s see your reel, then.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Yes, he's known for being better at his job than you.
Macish
In his defence, @FutureFriedman might be exceptionally good at his job. Probably not but there's a chance :)
Immortan
He is not if he is on imgur at this time a day.
efhawthorne
Time zones.
JabberMoxie
Step 1: Win at genetics.
RudeSpectre
IllegalDuckling
Better with the "damn" subtitle
melwarus
Step 1: Care for your body*. People need to stop trying to take away from hard work. Genes will get you nowhere without effort from yourself
EneZio
Someone could look after their body just as well as him and still be fugly because genetics are a thing
CreamNinja
Then you become a butterface, some people got a thing for that :P
EneZio
Some people probably also have a thing for tramps shoes
Icecreaman
So if my face looked like a crushed ballsack you're telling me hard work means I'm a model? TIL. oh, can I wish until I have money too?
BewareTheCrocigator
So you're telling me if Ryan Reynolds lived on nothing but pizza and chocolate and only moved to the fridge he'd be just as successful? TIL
melwarus
Anecdotal vs empirical evidence. I did not say genes don't help, but if you don't put in any effort, they won't get you anywhere.
onespark
Step 2: don’t eat like an asshole
destess
We're not talking about how to stay thin.
melwarus
Exercise does not only make you thin? It helps skin, brain and your body in general. Healthy=pretty, cause of ancient brain mechanisms.
onespark
Good looking it mostly attributed to people that are fit, is all that I’m saying
Kronzor
Step 3: Be contractually obliged to stay in shape and provided with the best personal trainers in Hollywood.
skellington01
I know so many super fit, super attracted be people who don’t need that. I hate this excuse.
MikeMcAwesome91
4 repeat steps 1-3