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^ This is why people live where there are tornadoes.
Tornadoes can happen basically anywhere that has weather. They have been recorded in all fifty U.S. states, and on every continent except Antarctica (https://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/climate-information/extreme-events/us-tornado-climatology). However, a wide swathe of the central and southern continental U.S. are particularly prone to getting them. This area is called “Tornado Alley”. It has no technically defined boundary, but under its smallest definition, it includes part or all of six U.S. states, and under its biggest definition, it’s a region that stretches “from central Texas to the Canadian prairies and from eastern Colorado to western Pennsylvania.” https://www.si.edu/Content/SE/Educator%20Guides/Tornado_EdGuide_R5.pdf
So just “not living there”—let’s say that *only* includes Nebraska, Kansas, Missouri, and Oklahoma—means vacating an area bigger than Germany and Poland combined. And that’s if we’re assuming the tiniest possible definition of Tornado Alley.
Additionally, even though the United States gets plenty of tornadoes every year--the NOAA averages it to 1253 tornadoes annually, most of those taking place in Tornado Alley (https://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/climate-information/extreme-events/us-tornado-climatology) --getting *hit* by a tornado is relatively rare. The above map covers *56 years* of recorded tornado tracks, and even in the densest regions, there are still untouched pockets of land. I know the map still looks pretty blue, but keep in mind...
Consider the size of tornadoes: while at their most monstrous they can be a mile or bigger across, the vast majority of them are much smaller. The tiniest ones are as narrow as a few meters in width. The average, according to Wikipedia, is about 500ft (152m) across. Tornadoes’ paths are fairly unpredictable, and their track on the ground can be miles long, or very brief--even intermittent, making more than one touch down before dissipating.
Even then, not all tornadoes are powerful enough to destroy buildings. About 88 percent of tornadoes are an EF1 or weaker (https://www.fema.gov/media-library-data/20130726-1456-20490-4099/fema_p_431.pdf), meaning that the majority of tornadoes will only do relatively minor damage—trees, power lines, signs, etc., potentially damaging buildings, but generally not directly destroying them. Well, unless that building is a trailer, which is only sort of a building.
The upshot? Tornado Alley, depending on how you calculate it, is a few hundred thousand square miles of land, a lot of which is lightly-inhabited farmland or grazing land. The likelihood of a tornado landing on your house in particular is quite small. The likelihood of that tornado being strong enough to destroy your (non-trailer) house is even smaller. The vast majority of people who live in Tornado Alley go their entire lives without ever being directly in the path of a destructive tornado (and we like it that way).
This means that living in a tornado-prone area is a lot different than living in, say, a hurricane or flood-prone area. If you’re in a floodplain, your neighborhood *will* flood if the local water source overflows its banks. If you’re in a hurricane-prone area, your house *will* get hit by a hurricane at some point; it’s just a matter of how bad it is when it happens. If you’re in Tornado Alley, your house *might* get hit by a tornado in your lifetime, if you’re really unlucky.
(Obviously tornadoes can be VASTLY more severe than the one pictured above, but the point is: it's super unpredictable. Living in Kansas does not guarantee you a ticket to Oz, even if you live right across the road from Dorothy and Toto.)
8mindinthepsandqs8
People like living in alleys
destroyer4887
I get asked why I live in California because of earthquakes. I tell them after a while you just learn to shake it off #earthquake#california
pbiersac
Map is a few decades old. Be interestingly to find out if the footprint has evolved over the last 20+ years.
fairybug
#1 Because it's half the fucking country, that's why.
woxx150
"Tornados can happen anywhere" *Utah laughs*
loser9999
I live in tornado alley and never even seen a tornado
pbranreffer
Why dose anyone live where there is fire?
gyxsa
Why don't they build underground? My friend wants to know.
NewGoat
Could be a few things, here in Oklahoma it's a combination of the clay soil and that many parts of the state are on a flood plain.
LeastInterestingManInTheWorld
Tornadoes do happen worldwide, but 3/4 of them happen in the US. It's almost like we built the country on ancient indian burial sites...
Muffdiver9
I'm from Nebraska and would like to remind people that the center of the country also produces most of the food, that's why we live here.
Skizzlesnap
Well it's either take our chances with a tornado here and there on the east coast or deal with earthquakes,mudslides and drought on the west
notmyfirstrodeo
Tornadoes are nature's way of keeping earthquakes and tidal waves away.
doctorbees
Tectonic plates don't give a fuck about tornadoes.
Kakar0t
As someone who's lived in Missouri their whole life, tornadoes really aren't seen as a big deal around here.
GunFighter3
I still remember helping in Joplin... Hearing people finding pieces of the hospital hours away in corn fields .
Kakar0t
Joplin was bad, it just hit so quick.
chugeknight
Hm. Perhaps the best place to live is next to a volcano. Those only active like once every thousand years....
cyno01
Yeah, i guess if theres already one another isnt going to sprout. Probably... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parícutin
chugeknight
Could build a bitchin' suburb full of doom houses like villain lairs.
KCBeard
I have 100% ignored tornado sirens. I'm not always smart, obviously.
ThisIsGod
Or alive for much longer
cyno01
Me too, but only because they test them every wednesday at noon.
dalaiyoda
ANY question that resolves down to "Why don't you just move?" is dumb as fuck. Have an upvote for answering.
HighSeass
If Walt Disney can put a multi million theme park in the middle of the red, I think my happy ass will be fine
Orionsdick
There's this one area in Moore, OK that gets ripped to shreds every 5 years or so, I always wonder why they don't just build hobbit holes
cyno01
Flood plains.
xRatchet
Hey, that's where I live, and its because it's expensive to dig in Oklahoma.
kootiepatra
That sweet, sweet red clay :|
gsurfer04
The United Kingdom has the most tornadoes per unit area. https://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/climate-information/extreme-events/us-tornado-climatology
EroticZombiePants
Maybe, but how often do they reach F2 or greater?
ThisIsGod
Yea, but does it have a cool name like Tornado Alley?
NickBlight
A New England blizzard might shut down the city and be a bitch to clean but it's not gonna throw a cow through my roof so I'll take it
HolyOldMackinaw
We get tons of flooding, millions in damages in my area just this weekend
JT1984
If you live in central MA you get tornadoes in the summer and blizzards in the winter.
aWiseSageOnceSaid
Here in Minnesota we get both!
jevans88
Vegas baby! The worst we deal with is some flash flooding during monsoon season (late summer) & most of that is outside the valley
PatToth
Well that’s why we by law in Kansas have to install 50 year cow resistant shingles.
annoyingjoe
http://imgur.com/cBurnIc
mikeatike
We've got cows.
CapnJackSparrow
Cow... Another cow... I think that's the same cow
MisterGeneric2
You notice that orange spot right in the middle of Massachusetts? https://youtu.be/SSPMOoAEys8 (nsfw language)
SpongebobReferences
Might get a tree tho
BrownskinOriental
If you live in Chicago, you have opportunities for both but at least no hurricanes.
Estoyp00ping
It's not the tornadoes we have to avoid in chicago
vitaminalgas
Pewpewpew
themooseof603
Wolfmanwolf
I live in the joliet area and a friend of mine I know from Latvia likes to call Chicago, and I shit you not, "Catchabullet Town"
tunashamed
Wow are you sure you're not shitting me........
Wolfmanwolf
*checks underwear* ah shit!
Queenjoy89
Well that's damn well clever lol
Oatmealer
Nor' Eastah, bub. Better get the milk and bread!
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rynil2000
Emergency French toast!
adadsupreme
Always the first to go.
historymaker121
Make your milk sandwiches.
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
Bless this post. I've seen people blame victims of tornadoes just because they lived where one formed or "their houses are too weak"...
hempfandango
Remember hurricane katrina? So many people blaming the citizens for living in New Orleans
rollercostarican
I'd only blame people who get hurt while trying to film it
zemyla
Most of the people who get hurt trying to film them are scientists, whose films and data advance our knowledge of tornadoes.
rollercostarican
That's understandable, and it's commendable work, but it's still a risky situation they are voluntarily entering
GrootGear
Living anywhere in the US means one of the following. Tornados, earthquakes, floods, blizzards, Kardashians. Nowhere is safe.
CountessPatagium
Florida gets all of the except blizzards. Plus hurricanes, wild fires and Florida man.
d0o0o0d
Don't forgot the hurricanes.
verenelda
You forgot wild fires.
GrootGear
Grew up in Louisiana, now live in California but somehow forgot hurricanes and wild fires. I blame Friday.
ChemicalPorpoise
I live in a place more Kardashian prone than earthquake prone. I'm more scared of encountering one than the other
GrootGear
Truth
PeanutPancakery
I live in Oklahoma. Its not really a big deal here. We think they're cool.
andthedicestoppedrolling
I live on a hill. During tornadoes I go up to our balcony and watch. Also it helps that while pathing is unpredictable, if you are not NE
andthedicestoppedrolling
of the tornado you will be fine
Thismuchistrue
Most people are born and raised there, and don't move because of family.
HairytheSheep
Thats literally the same with the rural area of almost every state. I know several people that have moved too Oklahoma City
Sandman801
Really it's not bad! -Iowa
SomethingVeryClever
And maybe, just maybe, they like it there.
GavinScreaming
I've been to the Midwest and I find this hard to believe
A113Disney
North Midwesterner here- yeah, good education, large homes and land for reasonable price, 4 seasons, nice people.
ReptilianKnight
Why does anyone even live where there are earthquakes?
CountTyroneRugen
Because there is no prep. Do I have a bunch of water? Good. That's all I can do. Might as well live without ever worrying about the weather!
malikcarr
You can fucking see a tornado coming and take shelter or get out of the way. An earthquake is just *bam* the earth opens and swallows you.
orangearcadi
Because you can build to withstand them pretty easily. Plus, by their nature the more there are the smaller they are, so most are not a 1/?
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
I live in Okinawa Japan. I don't even notice them unless they are over 5. Biggest I've had is 7. Not much dmg. We're built for it.
ComicSansHumor
It's never warmer than 99F or colder than 65F at any point in the year. Mean job salary is $70k.
Momof2needsabreak
Because earthquakes are fun. Like a little roller coaster. Plus where I am in CA a big quake wont fuck us up too badly.
Scratchtherobotchicken
hey i hear Kentucky is nice. if you don't mind the tornadoes too
shootyourgooCthulhu
Because I like my martini shaken not stirred.
AddictedToCycling
Goddamn that's the classiest response i've ever heard to that question. Can I use it? I'm gonna use it.
shootyourgooCthulhu
FaxCelestis
Because the last time we had an earthquake worth talking about in CA, it was 1992. Meanwhile, tornado country gets em every year.
AgamemnonsMemes
Just live in australia, No major earthquakes, no major tornados...
orangearcadi
Big deal. I went to school in the bay area, and on average we would get~3 per year big enough to be noticeable at all. I remember being 2/?
orangearcadi
Woken by one at like 3 in the morning because my bed was vibrating. A minute later I rolled over and went back to sleep. Wasn't even a 3/4
passerdomesticus
Or Oklahoma where there are tons of earthquakes on top of the tornados
orangearcadi
Conversation-worthy event. 99.9% of earthquakes are not a big deal
ThisIsGod
Why does anyone even live?
JeffGoldbum
Why does anyone even?
AtomicDeathHalocaustGigaNigga9000
Why does anyone?
Abdhu
Why does?
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Why?
VioletUnicorn
Or hurricanes? Or heat waves over 100° F?
Pugglebuttt
It was 102 degrees in Salt Lake City Today. It was the coldest day this week.
IAmDeathAndIAmNotFunAtParties
ᴏʀ sᴇᴀsᴏɴᴀʟ ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇssɪᴏɴ? ᴏʀ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀs?
RussellJackman
... or wildfires. We live there because the land was cheap/unoccupied, and now we're invested.
GdSvThQn
Here in VA we get it all. Even earthquakes
Zokathra
I live where there are none of those.
Mergetvs
A light rain will do me in, stupid weather
sadduckfan
Why does anyone live? Am I right?
JohnnyNT
As a non-American: why do you build your houses out of cardboard?
ThisIsGod
We tried to make them out of bullets but that just made the tornadoes even more dangerous.
themooseof603
brick is expensive and unnecessary in most cases
doctorbees
Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh: ALL the houses are brick.
themooseof603
in NH we have 300 year old houses still standing, we also have granite curbs in most bigger cities and those will last forever.
HairytheSheep
Newer mobulars are built to much higher standards and required to be tied into the ground. Older low-income trailer parks are what you see
HairytheSheep
They still arent idealistic, but when placed on a permanent foundation, new modulars can last a very long time
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JohnnyNT
That was fast, thank you
balencedrago
Did you just make an entire post for a reply?
Dracosi
dude has dedication, holy fuck
kootiepatra
I made two posts to try and avoid tl;dr. Published them both at the same time.
brap
That's really just a nice way of saying "Why do people live in Texas, Oklahoma, or Kansas?"
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Because most Americans would rather face death and destruction than admit they made a bad decision.
Corrodias
I would sympathize with that, if I had ever made a bad decision myself, but I clearly have not.
NoodleyLove
Or Canada. We've had three tornado warnings near my parent's place in the last month.
dembonz00
As a native Oklahoman, living in tornado alley, I've never seen a tornado in person. Probably bc I'm not outdoors when tornadoes are present
brap
I've lived near Seattle for two years and haven't seen a sasquatch yet. :-(
dembonz00
Well, go outside more often. Statistically, you're more likely to see Sasquatch if you increase the frequency of your outdoor adventures.
brap
I can triple my chances just by sitting in my bathroom. 3 x 0.
triscuit3000
hey, don't forget norther Indiana and Illinois. we get a shit-ton of tornadoes too
SirLordDarthVader
As a Kansan, I live like 35-40 miles from Greensburg. That was an interesting night, haha.
GunFighter3
It's ridiculous after almost 10 how that town is still a ghost town..
MrPhucket
Kansan here, there's a thing called basements that make this no big deal. You are more likely to be killed by a cow.
fistermatic5000
Last year we had a series of tornados here in Louisiana. One caused a lot of damage. I'll take a hurricane any day.
orangearcadi
A lot of newer housing developments, especially in Oklahoma, don't have basements
EdHochuli
Hello fellow kansan
fenderheavy
As a Missourian, we are quite confident that you'll have better chances of being killed by a Kansas driver than a tornado. ????
TheThirteenthDoctor
Lol as a Kansas, my town hasn't had a major tornado touch down since the 70s inside city limits :)
Dispari
A flying cow being thrown by a tornado?
batalanah
Texan here. Most houses here don't have basements. We usually take cover in whatever room happens to be in the middle of the house.
WisconsinCentral2714
same thing here in Wisconsin. I see these pictures of houses in the south/great plains without basements and I wonder why the fuck they 1/?
WisconsinCentral2714
don't have them. Yes, it adds cost, but it also is much safer in a tornado and you also add so much storage space to your house as well
GiantRobotsRule
Yep, and your basement can usually protect you from cows too if you're really paranoid.
cyno01
Yeah, cows wont go down stairs.
doctorbees
For now.
hyptosis
haha
ThisIsGod
I want to be protected from basements, so should I arm myself with a cow?