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http://fox6now.com/2017/06/09/man-used-shotgun-shell-full-of-rice-krispies-to-shoot-victim-police-say/
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http://fox6now.com/2017/06/09/man-used-shotgun-shell-full-of-rice-krispies-to-shoot-victim-police-say/
cstrick
Pop has really gone down a bad path...
CrBNFreeze
Greg Olsen?
awkwardmoment
Inform Taofledermaus.
sarzaya
I hope he enjoys Life behind bars.
blakemcilrath
"Do you want to feel Lucky Charms? Well do ya punk?"
commentsivehadafew
In his defence, it was a breakfast emergency
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
Well.. Did he win?
petedebeat
phrasing!
TheyHatesUsCausTheyAintUs
BrettTurley
Snap, Crackle, Drop
slinkyj
On another note, I see you with that Milwaukee news link
mintbro
He looks like he ate the lead.
WenzelDashington
Could this kill someone?
BlackBiblio
I was really hoping this was Florida... it only made sense to be Florida man... but no.
Kinger1793
It's illegal to shoot someone with rice krispies?
geekontwowheels
Pretty sure it's illegal to shoot anyone, period...
nonsequitur
Gives new meaning to "snap, crackle, and pop".
grapefruittroop
But that's in the ti- ... yeah, you're right, it does.
scribblyfingers
ThankGoodnessYourHerePrematureEjaculationMan
Literally upvoted for the title alone!
60sgetsmart
Flare guns are the underground weapon of choice! You can adapt them to fire a variety of deadly/ nondeadly rounds, no background check $40!
60sgetsmart
Most likely it was rice (fairly common) has the buckshot effect, less deadly! Not as fun to comment on through!
HuckleberryFaith
His face just says "I don't know why I did it either"
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
Oh snap! Crackle! Pop!
jeangillespie
Was he after his Lucky charms?
digivirus
Good thing it wasn't Cap'n Crunch, that shit will tear you to shreds.
HorseHeadMonster
He was arrested for a probation violation. Not actually shooting the guy?
Locolarue
Because he put a shotgun shell inside a flare gun, thus it was a firearm...would be my guess.
HorseHeadMonster
Oh yeah of course it was a parol violation, I'm just surprised there wasn't a charge for shooting someone. I guess it was voluntary.
Locolarue
Well, if he didn't hurt anyone...I dunno...?
BigSmellyHippy
A Florida Man* used.....
OmNachoMama
That was my first thought
thesemodsareouttacontrol
California man actually
BigSmellyHippy
Just referring to the ridiculousness that can be found on /r/floridaman
tpgreyknight
THE PLOT THICKEN
torque99
But why did he shoot him? Was it an attempted robbery? What happened? Stories like this with no back ground are stupid.
sarzaya
They put the carton of milk back in the fridge empty.
geekontwowheels
Definitely a rice-krispie-shell-worthy offense.
nonsequitur
If he killed more than one person this way, they would call him a cereal killer.
fireeternal
Yes! it finally happened.
PhaserRave
pugy
serial cereal killer
Howtogrowwood
Dont sugar coat it
TastyTacoNinja
I hate being this person but you need 3 or more murders to be a serial killer
Thephedora
yes, but not a *cereal* killer.
TastyTacoNinja
I have no rebuttal
terrorofthederp
You need to milk that pun
hippybobby
Trix
GoatBastard
I like lucky charms
terrorofthederp
I like trains
GoatBastard
Mnyooooooow!!!
illegalacorn
but not before the cereal
terrorofthederp
People do this???!!???
illegalacorn
monsters do