TexMexas
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Jun 25, 2017 5:11 AM
TexMexas
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first post yay
imscaryterrybittch
SkyeMia
I receive weird messages too on the other chat app just because I look like female. They kinda help me with my depression without knowing it
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
CommanderShepardFusRoDayumN722
It's true though.
Andalite
Oh I'll send you a weiner alright
Haleelo
ICantComeUpWithAPunnyName
do...do people actualy do that?
bucketofsarcasm
The trick is to not let them know that you're female, because I don't see why you'd need to.
AtsaMattaForYou
http://imgur.com/s9wF2jd
SomewhatSarcastic
Shickzilla
OfficialNipples
HarleyQuiznos
Tell them you're married and have kids. They soon become far less interested in talking to you.
221bGallifrey
Imgur hasn't figured it out yet with me. I'm, almost disappointed.
ImADoctorNotAnImgurian
That's why you comment this, obviously.
TheGuardianFox
I feel for you @OP, I once had someone being super friendly to me in messages and when he found out I was a dude he quit talking to me. v_v
Lesbiansass
True. Even with my name it was like 1/3rd guys.
Sionas
Not really a fan of sex ring in general. Wouldn't want to be caught in a comprising situation. Not to mention unsolicited dick pics are Rude
ThisIsntTheFartYouSmell
#RickIsFree #YouveBeenRicked
OrkfaellerX
*wiener
ObeyLegend
Must upboop Rick and Morty.
lexiesrevelation
You could say I have a good understanding this. Such is life.
db17k
SlutBucket09
That or they think you're a dude pretending to be a girl
miados
you have a whole team of people to read messages for you? must be a bit of a hassle.
jackieshy
I really doubt that it is as bad as you say it is... Even as a girl I dont get THAT many
IridescentPearlescentIncandescent
Never received a weiner despite imgur finding out I'm a girl several times.Not sure what this avalanche of the sausage people talk about is.
wherethehorriblethingsare
I think your title might hint at the root of your problem.
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
5712
Man, this one's real nice.
nicktheray
I'm going to be honest and I'm not sure anyone will see this. I have a folder of dick picks that I send to people to get a rise out of them.
nicktheray
I thinks it's funny I maybe single handedly flooding people inbox because I can.
LadyBumps
Just tell them you're almost 40, they soon back off.
GromStarscream
Nothing wrong with an older woman.
bringbakfirefly
Right in my age range. Send me your tits. I'll send you my dick. We can cry together.
Snoochybooch
Nothing wrong with 40 y/o titties. Just sayin.
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
Andalite
Mature ladies need love too and I got plenty to go around
NZSheeps
There are plenty of us 'oldies' on here, too.
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somethingbrilliantlywhittyjesusthisnameistaken
LadyBumps
Love that film btw. I know, just most of the ones who usually send lewd, sorry attempt, lewd msgs think almost 40 is ancient.
olivedrops
I might be too much of a bitch on the internet because I have literally never received one. I'm both proud and sad.
Znayx
You sound like a pretty cool person (uh yeah that's probably just my hormones talking on the 0.0001% chance I get to see/show stuff)
SomewhatSarcastic
Here you go.
Avatar720
I never taken any pictures of my gentleman shotgun to give out. I don't really see the point--which also means nobody else does, either.
italyball
I'm too much of a bitch in real life. I have a boyfriend somehow, though.
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
Wellfuckmesideways
Do one for me
Ninjainslippers
If you really wanted to, all you'd have to do is ask. Maybe offer a trade for boob pics.
olivedrops
I mean I DO know how unsafe google images search works, so...
Ninjainslippers
Well yeah anyone can see random naked people, but specific random naked people are more exciting.