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Oct 9, 2021 12:31 AM
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Kall1sti
#19 Disney's Hercules is one that got it right I guess?
2B4U
#2 Afghanistan is the same these days.
Glormax
#4 And getting caught in the rain
shadow351
#43 really? That's crap, I got suspended for having a toy pocket knife.
wisher1977
#14 I love being the one to start inappropriate conversations.
dejadrew
#48 doesn't understand Iambic Pentameter
itsthevoiceman
#50 -- yet another reason I'm not having kids.
erincapow
#18 How do I go back to a time where I haven't read this?
MidnightCrisisDrawing
Well, new life goal is to keep my kids from #14
MagicOrpheus310
#34 this... My god... I get it now! I finally get it now! 15 years later... I gotta call my English teacher!!
lddiaz
#2 It's not THAT bad if you are white and stick to white neighborhoods.
Drakhma
I think you'd be relatively safe in boston.
MuffinProof
#46 I put on my robe and wizard hat!
JohnBigboote74
#16- Sure, if you want to pick it up and touch it with your bare hands like some kind of plebe.
sysaphiswaits
#1 is just parenting. It’s moments like this you hope no one is around with a camera.
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
#47 man makes lots of money from good tractors, gets bored of going very slow, wants to go very fast (+ optional spite)
capughe
#2 told if you go to central or south America you will be kidnapped or tricked into fake taxis that blackmail you for drug crime set ups.
TechnicolorCheeseWedge
#26 PSA: CPAP machines need pure/distilled water
cantthinkofaclevernameatm
#6
SecondAccountforDoingOtherShit
Victory
NinjaChilli
I was strangely mesmerised by this saga.
TheFuckingCatalinaWineMixer21
I feel like lifting the lid would have been easier
capughe
#2 in Canada we hear be careful of scammers, pick pockets and human traffickers when visiting eastern Europe
PaladinofPositivity
Come to Colorado! Not perfect, by any stretch of the imagination, but damn... so beautiful! And we got tha GOOD SHIT(TM)!
tyrunn
#2 https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/usa/safety-and-security
tyrunn
https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/usa/terrorism "Terrorists are very likely to try to carry out attacks in the USA."
tyrunn
https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/usa/local-laws-and-customs "attitudes towards lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) people
clang2101
One more tip. Dont get sick or take an ambulance to a hospital. Unless you can afford 100,000$ bill. Really.
LordNergal
And if you do and can pay it, there's a small chance you will get shot.
HenryLongfellowIII
But if you get shot in the hospital you can hire a sleazy lawyer and collect millions in damages. Profit!
FunkyCake
In my basic healthinsurance that is also covered outside my country. Things that cant wait for my return to my country like necessary 1/3
FunkyCake
Ambulance rides, ER treatment, emergency operations, treatment by a specialist, or medicin 2/3
FunkyCake
Are all covered by my personal basic healthinsurance. That is mandatory to have here. So we're good! :) 3/3
trulsern
#2 we practiced what to do if getting pulled over before going to US for our road trip. All lights on, music off, hands visible, window open
trulsern
Only mistake I did when we got pulled over was that we drove for several minutes trying to find a good place to stop before we remembered
trulsern
that US roads can go on for a long time without anywhere to stop. We explained this to the officer and he wrote 73mph in 60 instead of 84
imjustheretocontradictop
Europeans don't jaywalk? How do you get anywhere?
edalton454
Also, when you start to cross the street the traffic stops for you. Blew my little mind when I visited there. People are polite there.
RuthlessRuben
This depends on where you are. In Austria for example, people will stop, but mostly to shout obscenities at you for not using a crosswalk.
Pseudomenos
In Italy car accelerate when they see you crossing
Bartshitcrazy
Crossing a street is not a crime, "Jaywalking" doesn't exist for that reason.
Bartshitcrazy
When a traffic light or crossing is near you do have to take that route.
tyrunn
It's not illegal
MagicalHamFlaps
Ninjab33z
Basically the age group that won't see the outcome
MagicalHamFlaps
correct, is much easier to be ok with destroying the future when it is not your future
WisconsinHome
Not true
WisconsinHome
Not accurate
lucidbarrier
I see just as many short millenials driving huge trucks as driving a Tesla or a Prius.
WisconsinHome
The Prius drivers I know are in their 60s-80s
WisconsinHome
Yep
anjeleyezjr
Huskies have two modes. Infinite sass, and absolute derp. They have no other modes.
dangryJumper
As I said. Bit of a cunt!
SciFiGuy2018
#2 I love well informed Europeans. I kinda agree with those tips. And don't go to Texas, way too many guns, and Florida is just a shit hole.
otiumCatulli
Still can't believe you have banned crossing the road though lol
DianNaoChong
The US is car based and designed around in a way that I've seen most Brits shocked. It's illegal for a reason
otiumCatulli
Lol we still have a lot of roads though! With dense traffic which you can cross whenever you feel safe
DianNaoChong
People "feel safe" without seatbelts too, most states still made laws about it. Same with masks and vaccines. Mandates work and save lives.
Flowerlady0
Yes, Florida is terrible. Never never ..
otiumCatulli
It is a bit over the top, most people I know love going to America on holiday, but then they are white....
MissSiesta
In Norway, the word texas is slang for crazy or mayhem
dadomtidom
"Det e faen heilt Texas ude på de glatte veiane om vinteren" finnes få rogalendinga så kan kjøra på glattå? då e d texas
DesignatedDrinker
That's a Texas sized 10-4
Flowerlady0
Yep. Never come to Florida. Never never never never never never never never never never never. *shifty eyes right and left*
UKMonkey
I laughed at the voting of the comments there... Because the down votes were clearly people upset by the truth.
alexi1012
I hope you're being sarcastic...
AndrewBrandon
The US is the size of the EU and just like different countries in the EU, diffrent cities and states have their own dos and don'ts.
TheFuckingCatalinaWineMixer21
So much for being United
PanNonOpticon
Which part in US is the Nordic countries then? You know, free universities, healthcare, low crime, non corrupt cops and politicians?
zphobic
Not all the Nordics are in the EU, so I think the closest North American equivalent would actually be Canada.
AndrewBrandon
West coast is as close as you can get here. And we threw our own spin on it by making sure that some of the worst cities with those topics
AndrewBrandon
Are right smack in the middle of the west coast.
LordNergal
Also: Being too polite can be seen as sarcastic and get you shot. So can using sir/ma'am in the wrong area. Backing the wrong sports team 1/
LordNergal
can get you shot. Backing the right sports team can also get you shot. And you can't vote or buy a gun until you have citizen and pass an 2/
LordNergal
eagling ceremony. Also, there is a small chance voting will get you shot. 3/3
zigbigidorlu
And a much higher chance that going to school will get you shot.
AZJackeen
As a legal alien i can buy a gun. But because I didn't grow up here, I haven't been brainwashed into thinking I need one to protect myself .
LordNergal
And they let you without proof of eagle? I'm shocked! Gun control is looser than I thought.
cantbelievethisisstillavailable
#16 That's not made to hold a cherry. It's made to hold a snail.
AVOToastt
This is worse
YesSorryIAmBack
Ooooh, that just reminded me the season is almost over (if not already :-/ ). Time to collect me some snails!
boevis
Yes, the whole point of "life hack" tiktoks is to be pointless and/or stupid. Which is why him not getting the satire makes me dislike him
Bombpier
He is also performing satire you walnut
boevis
boevis
Anyway, so am I! Welcome to "proof that satire of satire that wasn't funny isn't actually funny either"
Phayze87
Thats a pretty awful confirmation bias. It's okay not to like things, there's no need to be a dick about it. Just keep scrolling.
skunkaway2000
The snails where your from have stems that need removing?
AmbroseWolfinger
*you're
cantbelievethisisstillavailable
I'd invite you to reread my comment and substitute "you are" like you suggest instead of "your" like I wrote. See how contractions work now?
AmbroseWolfinger
"The snails where you are from" doesn't sound right to you?
SeeMyVests
I'd invite you to check out the comment they replied to.
cantbelievethisisstillavailable
Made for escargot so you can hold the shell without it flying out of your grip like in Pretty Woman.
Dragonfury5
I'm so annoyed that gif isn't in imgurs thing
PballQhead
I gotchu fam
Dragonfury5
LastChans
Escargot? *PEW* Escarwent.
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
And the fact someone used it incorrectly and recorded it and then that brilliant guy destroyed it, makes it noteworthy on multiple fronts
dangryJumper
He isn’t brilliant he slags off products designed for disabled people. Bit of a cunt actually.?
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
Prove it
dangryJumper
You prove it!
Grateful2BeDead
Nah bro, the burden of proof is on the accuser.