Pretty soon that statement will be literal. If the GOP keeps rolling back child labor laws and families need more than both parents working to stay afloat.
There's why I got in to a job with a pension. Assuming everything goes OK, I get to pull the cord at 57. I'd love to go earlier but it's still better than my original retirement plan of a pine box 6ft under.
I can't exactly give life advice but covid created a lot of vacancies in the industry. It's a pretty good time to give it a shot. There's lots of paths in as well. Lots of people start in the catering section and move up to better roles. Plenty of back packers around.
Clayman8
Jesus christ on a pogo stick i wish it was always this easy and fast.
annoyingpeoplewithmyheathencomments
so glad I wasn't a kid when all this social media video crap escalated
flordelasantillas
He has so many questions...
TylerDurden85
Now THAT is how you get a picture of a toddler. Snap before they know what's happening.
baturro
Love the finger knocking hat off poor kid.
Lantis02
This is how my weekends feel.
4554073
My life in a gif...
Thingsiworryabout
Life comes at you fast and he’s learning it from a young age.
Poombah
It was his second birthday. Literally one second.
neuronicle
That's very much how I feel about my whole life, all the time.
Icecreaman
They really do be going by that fast the older you get.
whyaminotstudying
No, man. This little dude has that Benjamin Button disease. He's only got two years left.
MaxximumB
I have to admit, I'm as confused as the little fella.
Siliconhobbit
He looks just as confused as I am!
pinkmansaidthebest
Yeap. That's about right.
Akule
When you only have a 2 minute break before your shift at the meat packing plant.
petresun
No that we got that outta the way, LETS GET SHIT FACED!
malfunctionm1ke
Where my cake go?!
baturro
What cake?
anggelpun
Ah yes life...
AdamGenesis
Now get back to work!
bad1080
finally 21
morninggloryshade777
How not to build trust w a kid....
kaijuuGold
BurrhusBacchus
Love the birthday hat poke
Iamyouinanotherlife
Kid looks old af for 2
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
I'm over 50. I feel this in my bones.
wibbIywobbIytimeywimey
That poor kid is so confused
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
They'll show him that photo when he turns 20 as proof that he definitely had a party when he turned two LOL
wibbIywobbIytimeywimey
*that kid in 18 years* whatthefuckisthisshit.gif whatthefuckisthatshit.gif
AAjus
Aren't we all
DarkRedCape
It really doesn’t get any better as the birthdays continue.
medimr
upsidedownyhead
Bamboozle be like dat
cdub77
Well how many times are they going to do it? I watched as he turned 32 and he was still confused….me too, little man, me too.
tombeithemist
Me too, kid. Me too.
snofler
CatSingularity
aperently some people have a problem with scrolling on social medias non stop
SoftKleenex
Looks like a good day to me
Mxlespxles
Mxlespxles
Fuck that noise
UndeadGopher
Kuvajainen
Any time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time!
wookietiddy
Maybe not, but I'm still depressed on Sunday nights knowing I've got to go back to work Monday morning.
MrRandom314159
Fuck that, I'm going to go into a haze of barely sentient scrolling where I neither enjoy or hate anything strongly.
Kuvajainen
That sounds like you're not enjoying the wasted time, though!
MrRandom314159
No one tells me I can't waste my time.
MustHailSagan
You’re 2 years old now welcome to life where you work 5 days a week for almost 5 decades and your little amounts of downtime fly by in a blink
CeoHuntingSeason
BladeTurMoiL
Pretty soon that statement will be literal. If the GOP keeps rolling back child labor laws and families need more than both parents working to stay afloat.
TheDrunkenWrench
There's why I got in to a job with a pension. Assuming everything goes OK, I get to pull the cord at 57. I'd love to go earlier but it's still better than my original retirement plan of a pine box 6ft under.
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
downtime? you mean the work-weekend?
crimpitdown9001
DoctahGhostly
What’s a weekend? Is that when I’m told I don’t have to take home the company laptop sometimes?
KevorkianScarf
And you work to do all the things around your apartment or home that you weren’t able to do because you were at work.
chiefrunswithscissors
I recommend remote refinery work. I get 2 weeks off per month
Ristari
You got an in? As much as I love being out in this 115 degree heat, remote work sounds great
chiefrunswithscissors
If you come to west Australia I may be able to hook you up
redlaese
Can i come?
chiefrunswithscissors
I can't exactly give life advice but covid created a lot of vacancies in the industry. It's a pretty good time to give it a shot. There's lots of paths in as well. Lots of people start in the catering section and move up to better roles. Plenty of back packers around.
Ristari
I'd get a remote job and not have to live in the US?!
DarkBusterBaron
Once you get the job and become a citizen we should have a greencard marriage so I too can leave the U.S.