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Mar 19, 2018 3:37 AM
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MKaiser
old schooled
Telharmonius
Just because you get old don't mean you can't still show the noobs how it's done.
Wish2be
Well dude calling him aint ever getting in anyones pants cus of that
Vick4r0r4
Wow, Bryan Cranston looks very different now.
AndrewBowie
So weird seeing a place where you have been. I have photos from my wedding taken 400m from this spot. It’s in Mariinskyi Park, Kyiv, Ukraine
Tyrael918
Always fear an old man in a young man's profession.
eggman989
Youth and enthusiasm is no match for old age and treachery.
EnigmaV8
Yes be honest, rollerblades were in fashion when he was prolly at his peak.
fuckyouimguryoufuckingfuck
nice goin', carl
Woonski
DCprinces9000
roller blades were fun, but they always hurt the feet so much.
IJokeALot
The children of the 90s were skating Kings and queens do not mistake their age for their skills
tsooji
Good damn hipsters.
NascarEd
This GIF is actually older than the skating dude.
AliBarber
Not shown in this clip: the hardest part of learning to Rollerblade...
AliBarber
Telling your parents you're gay
TheBull9000
mrfloris
Do the five stairs
goddessofgreen
Older men never seem to forget the way to skate like a kid
IToldYouSo1
ThisFrkinName
Hal? Is that you?
actualseal
"you can't skate until you tell your parents you're gay"
Daruni
All I can think of is that scene in Malcolm in the Middle with Bryan Cranston skating. . Haha.
needanamedammit
You mean that one episode...
KiteFlyingPianist
That's where my mind went, too!
KiteFlyingPianist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUcw3P8JlNM
KanackyBiznasty
Fancier than Fred Astaire.
AliBarber
You take that back
tzxAzrael
Fred would snap an ankle if he heard that. this is about as fancy as a background dancer in one of his big routines. you want fancy?
tzxAzrael
Google up videos of Sofia Bogdanova
tzxAzrael
now she's got some "fancy like Fred" moves going on.
MisterMayor
Fancier than Ford Fiesta
PhillipJFrey
It's an older meme, sir.....
MisterMayor
But it check out
GeorgieThumbs
Why is this individual calling this white man a n**ger?
Muffdiver9
I'm pretty sure the captioning is total bullshit.
CatBlaster5000
It's fake but the term niggA with a soft it commonly used directed toward all races in the US.
Freakingdoomguy
No, no it's not, not at all. That couldn't be more wrong
CatBlaster5000
I'm not just talking out my ass here, if you'd like me to explain specific circumstances and experiences I am willing too.
CatBlaster5000
My extensive inner city experience would disagree, but I'm certain what everyone here has gathered from the internet is more reputable.
Freakingdoomguy
I've lived in the city for 6 years, never once have I heard it thrown around casually by anyone who wasn't black
CatBlaster5000
You misinterpreted my statement. I did not say it was used by non-blacks, but that people who use it, mostly black, call all races "nigga".
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Don’t forget kids, roller blading is...
AncientPostNecromancer
Are you kidding? I used to get all the chicks in middle school with my inlines.
TuggyMcBoatface
We use to call people on blades fruit booters.
LMTMFA
And then you grew up and let people have their hobbies without unnecessary judgement?
TuggyMcBoatface
I was a fruit booter. still have my blades even played street hockey still had the title.
Goryofa
Skaters never drop the tribalism in my experience.
FragileReality
Most people that use their sport or hobby as a social status are shit tho
Tkeleth
If he's the kind of person to use the term "fruit booters," I'm gonna guess nah.
TuggyMcBoatface
It's a term for the equipment not really the person.
meganical
PeroltaThatsEnough
Well.... That's just about the most beautiful fucking thing I've ever seen.
burtgummersurvivalist
sundaymondayhippyday
lochnessm0nster
Without a doubt
CharlamagneThaGod
glitt3rpixi3bombsh3ll
i'm great on quad skates, not so much on inlines tho. this is awesome.
Monfreid
Whoever practiced both on quad skates and inline ones knows that quad skates RULE!
Sdogofdoom
I grew up ice skating a lot. I can't do quad skates, but inlines are a cinch, because they are basically ice skates.
AntiPiety
Yet at the same time my skating always gets messed up for a couple minutes after a day out on inlines
RaynWisp
I can do neither, because I'm unathletic and don't care enough to change that anytime soon.
glitt3rpixi3bombsh3ll
i skated here and there as a yoot, but i didn't get really good on quads til i started playing roller derby. not playing right now but
glitt3rpixi3bombsh3ll
skating is still one of my favourite things to do, for exercise or just for fun.
CasualAnalRape
Roller-Hockey Champion of Under 14's in Cyprus 1998, check that bitches. yeeaah.
CasualAnalRape
Krakencrotch
I remember my first time on ice skates, it was a school trip. Classmates told me it isn't at all the same. Then I'd snatch their stuff 1/2
Krakencrotch
2/2 and laugh myself stupid at the little shits trying to chase me and faceplanting all over the place. Made enemies that day. Worth it.
Formalis
I’m do a lot of of aggressive inline, doing jumps, spins and grinds etc, usually 2 wheels per boot, but there’s no way i can do that.
glitt3rpixi3bombsh3ll
aggressive quad skating here...do you skate at skateparks or just out n about?
Formalis
Where ever there are rails and ledges, I’m there. But I prefer parks tbh
davesrandomstuff
I always felt like I was going to fall over with roller skates, but inlines felt very natural to me. I wore down plenty of wheels as a kid.
Greeneyeddevil
I used to think I wasn't good at sports, got into Roller Derby, turned out to be genuinely good at it. Aaand then my knees quit on me.
glitt3rpixi3bombsh3ll
i didn't want to quit but i was being stalked & harassed by an official and the league choose him over me. their loss. i miss it, but not
glitt3rpixi3bombsh3ll
enough to put myself in that environment. i'll go back to the sport when i move outa here, better leagues exist.
Greeneyeddevil
I am so sorry that happened to you. That's unacceptable.
glitt3rpixi3bombsh3ll
thx kindly. they're happy to call out bad behaviour in other leagues, but not their own. confrontation is too scary i guess, esp. when they
glitt3rpixi3bombsh3ll
can't keep good refs due to treating them poorly. they'd rather cling to crazy a-holes they can manage to get...like i said, their loss. 8)