LogicDude
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Nov 17, 2020 2:23 AM
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sophrosyte
Want to crop the chubby part and send to bf. Only chubby. Dont want him know what he missing
Noughmad
Joke's on you, I could have a chubby gf and my hoodies would still be too big on her. Win-win.
ProsperosLament
Come on, everybody, give the man a break
DergDog
You should stop pressuring yourself, I was where you are almost exactly one year ago. I actually gave up on girls, accepted that I’m 1/2
DergDog
Open to guys, few months afterwards I found the love of my life and he’s the sweetest person I’ve ever met. Stay strong, you’ll get there2/2
LouisSlungpue
Chpgmr
Horny for cuddles
iloverhys
You’re not alone in being lonely ?
SnozWrecker
My mom said I had huggable girth, so theres that.
ZoidbergIsGreat
I feel like imgur should have a dating service...
NayaTaylor
How about a Trans Gf?
gertrudex5
Pros: she knows how your body works cons: none
StuntdoublesStuntdouble
You right
Phobetor42
Yes, all those bring something to the table
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Come back when you can come up with some cons. I'm putting a crew together.
Sokonomi
I find pudgy girls extremely attractive. So soft n snuggly.
FluffyKittyLover
Pros of muscled gf: Snu snu
TragicShenanigans
Cons of muscled gf: after effects o snu snu, but... still had snu snu
CaptainMaximum
we can tell
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
I too am lonely for cons
LogicDude
GOD DAMMIT. +1
PrfctDrk
As a fiance of a chubby gf, can confirm she's got thigh pillows, and its wonderful :)
artifactcreature
Othernate
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?"
Muunk
Pros of no gf: don't have to share. Cons of no gf: don't get to share.
TheGriffin
Unless you're in the sharing lifestyle
only90skidswillgetthis
I miss having a couple bites of dessert at restaurants
Vaeyn
*Our* gf
flyingmonkeystick
Odballl
Cons of GF - you will, at some time, disappoint them greatly, causing deep shame as your inadequacies are laid bare. Pros - sexy times.
TheBitchessOfScience
I have serious resentment for people who get personal in arguments. A lot of people don't though, try looking for nicer people.
idej
Cons of chubby gf: smells like cheese or ass
RoovyRoo
Who's handing out them muscled gf's?
thesmithery5772
find someone you can chill with
stink3rbelle
Being lonely can happen in a relationship too. I got dumped a few weeks ago after six months begging my girlfriend for pecks and hugs.
FlannaganTheRed
Not to be presumptive but sounds like it was for the best. You deserve affection without begging! (Unless you're into that...)
GoodbyeSoberDay
Pros of Pros and Cons list - Pros. Cons of Pros and Cons list - Cons
kingkongkeom
You will be s great president
00LimaRomeo
Beautiful. ?
chiefrunswithscissors
Pros-list. Cons-have to make a list
Iliketocommentinrandom
Nice
Snooj
Pros of this comment: Pros of Pros and Cons list - Pros. Cons of Pros and Cons list - Cons. Cons of this comment: none.
MechanicalRomance
That joke would be funnier if you didn't run out of characters.
ProtoSynnic
Pros of this Pros and Cons list comment: 5. Cons of this Pros and Cons list comment: 5. Perfectly balanced.
ProtoSynnic
The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club
PunsExceptTheyAreAFewHoursLate
In order to define recursion, we must first define recursion
DukeDarkwood
I'll tell the Department of Redundancy Department.
HopelessNecr0mantic
Is that just down the street from the ministry of silly walks?
ItIsPronnouncedGifNotGif
It's just a flesh wound!
Megatron115
DonalDangerMaher
PressMyButtonsBaby
artifactcreature
Rulan
I adored watching this meme mature.
TheGriffin
ThatGuyWithAScarf
PedestrianElectrobastard
Infinite bonkworks?
LunarEntropy
Not even his final form.
kennytiger20
TwelveMotionJeweledSkull
VarriksTheLoyal
slamorama
You thought a man posted this?
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Im very thirsty
VarriksTheLoyal
That's fair Alex, that's fair
ZoidbergIsGreat
This clip makes me so mad... that's 5 ounces you're contaminating!
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Its not contaminating that milk was for him
ZoidbergIsGreat
Is it? I haven't watched the show. I just hate pumping
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Yeah dudes gor severe mymmy issues and he likes to drink breast milk
pete484
You do not have to be lonely to appreciate females of all forms, fits, and fashions! I'm not lonely and I love females in all shapes/sizes!!
Deviouslittlefoxyy
Exactly, like me because I'm a good person, doesn't matter how we look ??
pete484
Well said :)
SmergBlaerghl
Agreed. And not caring about body type doesn't make you desperate, as many commenters seem to think.
pete484
Absolutely - it would suck to limit your experiences and interactions to just one type of person. There is no growth in doing that :/
Othernate
Nope, I'm probably just a slut tbh.
SmergBlaerghl
Fair enough. You do you. And them.
Othernate
Thanks! I'm much too average looking, introverted and respecting pandemic guidelines to get any action lately but someday.... :P
LoganFine
What do we want!!! A GF!!! What kind do we want!!!!! Any!!!!!
eatmyassevilspirit
A really cute cross dressing one.
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
You guys say that, and yet I’m single...
usernamesarenotcomments
LoganFine
NotAllAreFound
My dumbass read this as 'gif'
GinOClock
Moi aussi
LoganFine
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
The type with a penis
Leodivinci
Its just a big clit
hirosjimma
I wanted to say that's a bf. But honestly in this day and age who cares. Go get your big tiddy dick girl
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
Trans women are women :)
leothegambler
I just wanna feel loved
Jusmar
*headpats*
Chesslover
That's gonna cost extra. Best bet? Get a pupper, unconditional love.
leothegambler
Apartment doesn't allow pets, guess its time to invest in a body pillow.