The ears are the least of the problems that poor thing has. Outrageously overbred monstrosity that will live a short, painful life because humans thinks it looks funny and cute.
Had a cat once that bullied our dog. The dog was a killer. I saw her snatch a bird out of the air. We put vole we caught in the basement in a large box. The cat being curios about the noise in the box jumped in to investigate. She watched the vole explore the box and when it got close to her she stood and lifted her paws to avoid it. When it finally touched her she jumped outta the box like she'd been spring loaded.
Our cat used to hang out in the garage with us (door closed) and every now and then you'd just hear crunch crunch crunch like God damn dude that's gross! You lick your butthole with that mouth!
I live in South Florida, and we have a lot of bugs and small lizardsThey are all full of parasites. I spend a lot of time taking them away from our cats, but I never have a bug in the house for long
It's the age old problem. You shouldn't be eating that. But you are very fast. You shouldn't be outside. But you are very fast. As long as you're trying to stop them, you are still being a good owner. But there's a reason "herding cats" is a saying. They just get away from you and your pathetic human reflexes are no match for a determined cat with maxed out stealth and speed
TallynNyntyg
"H*cc!" -Dog, probably.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
Why are they letting that fierce and ferocious beast terrify that poor defenseless doggy?
57rescraft9
Dog: 'It's only March, why June bugs now?"
Nightcaste
Your cat is weird
BrickaBrackaFireCracker
Please stop cutting your dog's ears off.
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
The ears are the least of the problems that poor thing has. Outrageously overbred monstrosity that will live a short, painful life because humans thinks it looks funny and cute.
ActionJohnnie
Dog probably
Shiloisname
Bro, his ground game is insane
theStark1
Aw no sound?! where is DA SPEEKS?
atadrisque
video found on Reddit with music throughout and no original sound. trust me when I say this is a better alternative.
420supercoolusername69
@ButThisisntAboutMe peeps
ButThisisntAboutMe
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animi
This brick is far braver than my cat.
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
2Spoopy!
bloxxing
i'm being chased!
Roguishpotato
/gallery/yGCSH
uberAIDSwastakenwtf
Most of my dogs have LOVED eating June bugs…
OneGoodDeed
Oh man, and then scooping the end results...
StudioDerpster
Yeah, but staffies are kinda weenie about making the kill sometimes.
NightOwlRally
To be perfectly honest, I have a similar reaction to bugs that suddenly do the *THRRRRRDT* thing with their hard wings.
TallynNyntyg
Fun fact: those hard wings are what the wings in Minecraft are named after! And the word is its plural! (Singular is elytron).
VaxxedCanadian
June bugs doing this in the summer getting stuck in my hair is my fear every summer. They just grab on and won't let go.
SackTheRipper
I keep and old pair of flip flops to swat them in the summer. Toads eat their smoothed carapaces on my patio. Fucking hate June Bugs.
NightOwlRally
YERP it's not fun. I had a murder hornet get stuck in my manbun one time. Not a fun time was had.
decarnatedame
When I was a kid in the 80s, I lived in fear of them getting in our bug zapper because the terrifying sizzling/popping would go on and on.
Omnimorph2112
Those poor ears
Feralkyn
That whole poor dog. I've no idea how bully breeds went from lean and athletic to squat, frog-faced health disasters.
Magnar1183
You've no idea... Really? You REALLY have "no idea"...?
strawberrycocoa
It’s a figure of speech, bud
GravyEducation
Cat would've solved that problem lickety split
YouRadicalizedMe
Mine wouldn't
OmnibusLatinName
Had a cat once that bullied our dog. The dog was a killer. I saw her snatch a bird out of the air. We put vole we caught in the basement in a large box. The cat being curios about the noise in the box jumped in to investigate. She watched the vole explore the box and when it got close to her she stood and lifted her paws to avoid it. When it finally touched her she jumped outta the box like she'd been spring loaded.
Daanco
Lickety splat
11Weasel11
Why food shaped, if not food?
GravyEducation
Our cat used to hang out in the garage with us (door closed) and every now and then you'd just hear crunch crunch crunch like God damn dude that's gross! You lick your butthole with that mouth!
11Weasel11
I live in South Florida, and we have a lot of bugs and small lizardsThey are all full of parasites. I spend a lot of time taking them away from our cats, but I never have a bug in the house for long
GravyEducation
It's the age old problem. You shouldn't be eating that. But you are very fast. You shouldn't be outside. But you are very fast. As long as you're trying to stop them, you are still being a good owner. But there's a reason "herding cats" is a saying. They just get away from you and your pathetic human reflexes are no match for a determined cat with maxed out stealth and speed