MemeMyselfAndI
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Everything i touch wants to commit suicide apparently
Jul 9, 2017 9:24 PM
MemeMyselfAndI
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Everything i touch wants to commit suicide apparently
Donnydangaaazone
This is why I don't do anything nice for anyone ever
vvkk
Maybe it was trying to commit suicide after all.
MumblingSaint
Better not touch yourself tonight
derpaderps
The horror of being eaten by a spider.. or suicide. A bee can't sting without something to sting. You helped it, just not how you planned
DeanOMiite
Way to go King Midas...or...Diedas?
BigWilldo
can you touch me next
Cousinkyle99
Death before dishonor
Syddie93
Saved bee from drowning, falls in again, saves again, stings me on tHE BOTTOM OF MY FOOT, then dies. Wtf, karma?
BarnibusMaximus
could have been avoided if only liberal fascists would allow bees their right to bear arms...
overcastdaze
You tried you best and you failed. The lesson is, never try.
Biteymcbiteface
So you tried to robb an inocent spider of its food?
thedissident
Nature has been know to be quite a bitch sometimes.
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
Mistakes were made ..
redneckjep
Looks like he had a snoot full of honeybees
LosPer
Benadryl. Stat.
Wolfmanwolf
Well that does it then. Hornets, yellow jackets, and wasps must die.
Gluntch
Everything you touch............ WHOO FUCK THAT BEE HIGH FIVE!!!!
TheyHaveThePlantButWeHaveThePower
This could bee a bad luck brian meme too
QuiGonChuck
Why the hell would you think the life of a bee is worth saving? On top of that, why deny the spider it's meal? Now it will starve: 2 deaths
wuzzyvear
Poor hungry spider. Did you put the bee back? If not, you should order it a pizza.
TheHawkRules
But now the spider's hungry.
HydraNova
@OP as a middle easterner, can I touch you?
MemeMyselfAndI
Why yes, you may boop my snoot
cmo0
I did that a week ago. Found out I was allergic.
MauSekhmet
My cat ate a bee today. I tried to stop him but he was too fast.
OlderWiser
Bees don't think. They just react.
Ebaumsworld
Bees don't kill themselves when they sting you. It's a common misunderstanding - their stingers lodge in the skin so when they get (1/2)
Ebaumsworld
swatted by the person stung, their abdomen is ripped off. The bee would be fine if you gave it a moment to free its sting. (2/2)
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
Then stop playing with yourself
Demoncarebear
Story by me...all credit goes to me...yeah I..d wrote this...D.Trump
mycatToastwasafatasshole
When I was younger there was a bee stuck under some plant roots, I moved the roots so it could fly away and it stung me.
Scamsquatch
You're dumb.
mand1nga
just a n00b I'd say
Facehugger81
Yeah. Your best bet would have been to let nature do its thing.
Tiemyties
We ARE nature
Th3Lionheart
Nah, we're supernatural
Th3Lionheart
Shit, wrong post, sorry guys
Th3Lionheart
Nah, we're supernatural
IntergalacticSubterraneanRobotForSale
I dunno bees are becoming more scarce
footfoe
That's a myth.
SpUdermengitis
Bees are dying at an alarming rate
captainikag
The life of an individual honeybee isn't worth much. Am a beekeeper. A solitary bee species would be more worthwhile to save though
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Odd, I don't remember you touching me
RaccoonsAreZombies
You ok?
MemeMyselfAndI
That's because you don't know who i am
Bigdaddyclean
I don't need to know you to know that you make me want to kill myself