Mass Effect memes – Blasto edition

Mar 26, 2026 9:34 AM

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Blasto, the so called first hanar Spectre, is an in-universe fictional action hero. His movies are referenced across Mass Effect media (art by Lazare).

Known titles are Requiem for a Reaper!, Blasto the Jellyfish Stings, Blasto Saves Christmas, Blasto 6: Partners in Crime, Blasto 7: Blasto Goes to War!, Blasto 8: The Jellyfish Always Stings Twice, as well as the independently produced Blasto 8: The Biotic Awakens, and Blasto vs. the Scourge.

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5. The ultimate squad by Spirit770

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7 by Omar Francia, for the Dark Horse single-issue comic Blasto: Eternity is Forever

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9 by yohunny

10 by Joré Escalera

#4 swooping is bad

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Oh how I love this!

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Meanwhile Blasto is so full of himself he can’t even recognize an enkindler when one stands before him.

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Big. Stupid. Jellyfish!

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I would legit be way more excited for Mass Effect 5 if they announced it was going to be a Blasto game.

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I personally prefer Fleet & Flotilla.

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"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind" is a quote that lives rent-free in my head.

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... are they romanceable?

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It's Mass Effect...so the answer is yes. :P

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The buddy cop dialogue between Blasto and his elcor partner was top notch

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"He has diplomatic immunity"
"Then this one wont use diplomacy".

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"Badassfully: Hey man, that's my sister."

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#5 This would have been an AMAZING dlc idea.

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Niftu all day! Biotic God, Divine Wind!

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Varner dies boarding the shuttle.

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Anyone remember the PS1 video game "Blasto"?… the main character (Blasto) was voiced by Phil Hartman. Sadly it was a great looking game, but was all but impossible to complete due to bad level design, buggy enemies and glitches that killed your character.

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Yes! I so badly wanted to like it and tried hard to convince myself that I did, but the flaws severely outweighed its positives.

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He looks incredible

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I knew it was real!!!!! So many things from my childhood in the 90's/early 2000's people try and convince me didn't actually exist

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Yup!... Blasto was very, very real... unfortunately so was the monster that lived under your bed that ate your little brother... your parents lied to you and said little Justin was a figment of your imagination and he never existed... but he did... poor crunchy little Justin.
Naa... I'm just kidding... ...or am I? ...Honestly I don't know... I mean under-bed monsters are definitely real, but Justins are mostly imaginary mythological beings... like The Mailman or Carl from Accounting.

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