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A Very Lucky Biker Indeed
Cyclist avoids death twice.
Hula-Hoop
Close Call with a Trolley
So you think you're lucky? (Album in comments)
Well, that was a little close for comfort.
This is butthole clenching scary.
Close survival
Caught him slipping
Neat! *click*
Not even close
Watching a demolition
MrDitts
Some narrowly missed Darwin awards right there.
ButterflyDog
That guy doing flips on the ledge though. Why.
Sturdycrotch
Because Parkour
Longinus212
I agree, most of these would have been easily avoided if people were more aware of their surroundings.
Longinus212
Also. WHO THE FUCK STOPS ON A PEDESTRIAN CROSSING! As a motorcyclist it's people like that who rustle my jimjams.
ProbablyDrunkAgain
You can only tease Darwin so many times before he smacks you in the face.
somelettersandnumbers
I was just thinking "some of these people need to get their shit straightened out" who jumps into a pool from that far away?
CorporateFatCat
Some kid tried that. He landed face first on the ledge. His face was split wide open.
Anthraxious
An idiot, that's who.
djeb
Teenage boys.
chut7
I'm sure Darwin has caught up with a few of these blokes already.
pleasedontcallmeDAN
Oh Shit! Not a hula hoop to the face...oh good he made it.
PointBlanket
That one impressed/relieved me most
hughmungo
All the others involve motor vehicles or drops from great height. Hula hoop? Made me laugh in juxtaposition.
Idroppedthescrewinthetuna
I'm laughing really hard at this comment
HowsYourMommaAndDem
The hula hoop could have been real bad. Like small abrasion to the forehead bad.
YourWaifuIsTrash
I was expecting it to (if it did get him) go around his neck or other body part and cause a fall
TOASTEngineer
The Doctor as a child.
bradthebrony
So are you saying that there's not a big difference between having a crying baby and having a not-crying baby?
adambomb789
Dat suspense where you are imagining it going like that guy that walked into a propeller in Indiana Jones
Smeegledorf
No no no no noooooo oh ok....*next* no no no nooooo oh ok...
jenisethabeast
Mine was "......HOLY SHIT.... *next* .....HOLY SHIT........"
OhManIHopeIDontGetOneOfThoseLongUsernames
And then toddler through a hula hoop.
menapoeka
My gut sympathized. Augh
aguacatedeldiablo
He de... nope. Ok, she de... nope. Well, HE de... nope.
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
To be fair, about half of these are close calls with Darwinism. The rest are lucky people not getting killed by other stupid dipshits.
ThatRussian
I couldn't watch some of them. Even though I know what happens, I'm still worried every time.
zyler
Butthole clenched so hard I could clip my toe nails with it.
PolarBears91
Can you trim mine too please?
vo0d0ogirl
I laughed way top hard at this you sick fuck. I like you!
Hanselhessohotrightnow
Ew.
OfficialRedRyderCarbineActionTwoHundredShotRangeModelAirRifle
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/oh-no-yes.gif
Lgemma
Every. Single. One.
ksbzw
http://www.reddit.com/r/nonononoyes
herrbar
amazing how casual people are after these. my pants would be 50 shades of cray.
myr14d
#7 would survive Prometheus
parkway
So many people blindly crossing the street. You can't turn your god damn head for at least a split second? o_O
Bezaid
Seriously, how does a person miss a giant trolley going down the road?
mcgreggy
how did this not make it? http://imgur.com/3BYBNjh
gothrowhell2
Lucky god damn.
sid78669
Apparently there is another similar post in usersubs that has this. I feel it would be cheating if I copied this one for tomorrow.
sid78669
LOL, I (surprisingly) had not seen that one. I'll add it tomorrow's edition if you'd like. Citing you, of course.
BlackholeX
the guy on the bicycle....some serious guardian angel shit there.
MirVam
approve!
JosephLloyd
That truck driver saved his life, look at the steer tires. If noone has ever done so, the driver of that truck needs to be thanked.
adambomb789
No doubt, I had to watch it like 40 times to find out how he didn't get crushed
Wrkncacnter
I'm still trying to figure out who had the right of way there.
rogue1
Red car. And the bike guy in the pedestrian lane too of course
NaviOfClanBewb
That dumb bitch on her phone running across the street on a green light...RAAAWWWRRRR.
iusedtodream
really didn't need to go there.
wigglyseaurchin
Looks like the truck run over her foot. Hope that's a good enough reminder ya dildo
WhiskeyGypsy
I live in Asia and people are always on their phone and running in to people and things, it's a daily occurrence.
tiredofbeingtired
That guy and the swimming pool is not just lucky.. He is also an idiot
MunsterZero
"We'll build the swimming pool far from the windows, no one's stupid enough to jump."
MediumPlatypi
Looks like there's a real good chance he caught his foot on the edge of the pool, in which case he's stupid and had a broken foot.
camrydent
warsocks
Commenting to save.
Bubberzz
That pigeon must be thinking some suicidal thoughts.
tunayafish
I saw #11 and my brain made that "wwwwwuuuuuvvvvvvvmmmmmm" slow mo sound
Erotes
Wwwwwwuuuuuvvvvvvvmmmmm chuh chuh chuh chuka. Now I want to play Infamous
supremacysun
Infamous rules.
Erotes
Such a freaking good game! I still play the original one. Probably should get the other ones...
MarkGuy
Guy who pushed the car off the train track is an absolute hero
Orkid
I read absolute as asshole
AnUnhingedFerrisWheelRollingTowardTheSea
why does he run back though? Wouldn't it be easier to keep going forward
lephex
i get fucking chills looking at that scene everytime
Carmichael106
That was some Unbreakable stuff right there.
iamreginaphalange
I love him but why doesn't he run FORWARD?!
PurpleLizard42
That was my thought exactly
Naftalinaf
That was in my country, dude was on every channel.
tina800
HELL YEAH!! You go dude!
RomeRox
Was that pure adrenaline helping him push or did the car help also?
Salpinus
I'm guessing it was skidding/didn't have traction
CameHereToCrumpet
Pretty easy to push a car in neutral
ultimatejosh
A car on pavement, yeah but a van with people in it (?) over train tracks in that amount of time... Pretty cool
samrye
I always cringe when the driver brakes. What if the hero didn't back away from the car, dude?
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
I'm assuming you mean the driver of the train, in which case I'm not sure you realize just how much time it takes for one of those to stop.
ohmywordddddddddd
No the car he pushed stops right when he gets off the track
thedogsnamewasindy
Then he would be a martyr.
BubbleGutandtheHotSnakes
oh i just noticed this! what an asshole.
sparklypinkplatypus
"Oh shit, the train is gonna hit that car! ... Oh shit, the train is gonna hit me!"
SexandViolence
Every time I see that I cheer that guy. Multiple people could have been seriously injured had he not done that.
fizyx
The worst part about that is the van driver just drove off while the train was going through, didn't even thank him or anything.
Smysha
How can you tell? Is there a longer video?
fizyx
Yeah, it was a whole story from Argentina a couple years ago. Don't have the link, but you can find it if you look.
Smysha
Thanks :)
Justaskoch
Maybe the driver placed himself on the tracks on purpose? Was embarrassed? Both?
RedDwarfIV
Maybe he did stop. Most likely he was stuck and the guy giving him a push started his engine, sending him forwards at speed.
fizyx
No, there was a news story about it. The guy didn't try to get out of the truck or stop after or help in any way.
RedDwarfIV
... well that serves me right for assuming a level of basic decency in other humans, doesn't it?
brokendalek
TheCochNessMonster
this man is a bad ass http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i60/2/11/21/frabz-0-fucks-given-same-as-yesterday-7e5344.jpg
goblinsbetrippin
HRW:
MagnorCriol
You gotta hand it to this guy, he's a professional. Missed dying by a hair's breadth but doesn't let that stop him doing his jb taking pics.
SirJimmothy
Doing JB? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LordofGoats
Forgot this one:
sircowdog
That has got to be fake.
SilverNightwing
"Cya nerds!"
MyDarkPassenger
Dude is a ninja
reff42
And this is the last we saw of the spider-cycle.
torsionspace
fucking ninja.
Pander18
"So we're agreed that freeway surfing like in Sam n Max Hit the Road just isn't hardcore enough. How can we make it more dangerous?"
PseudoSamurai
Car didn't have his bli- ... *zooms in* ... -biker dun fucked up.
Styxwash
is this even for real? lol crazy
DosB00t
Biker in this case is an idiot, but I guess with luck that amazing, he can do what he wants!
Amythyst
http://33.media.tumblr.com/7093ad9bfdb6702046c637cbf154e5b3/tumblr_nclfob2piw1tiyvpno1_500.gif Now this is an idiot biker.
LordofGoats
Pretty sure he's either a ninja, super spy, or general action hero. Or maybe just an idiot, I don't know.
1stLtObvious
Or any combination of those things.
DosB00t
I may not respect his riding style, but Spider Man always puts on a good show, that's for sure.
thanatos777
#12 is why I don't wear headphones or talk on the phone while walking. Goddamn, pay some attention to what's going on around you.
toothbrush123
She got both of her feet run over
QuantumSupersexposition
and that last moment where she turns in the direction of the car with the right-of-way, kinda looks like "hey jerk, i'm walkin' here"
QuantumSupersexposition
this one made my blood boil the most… i feel a little bad that i kept watching in hopes that she'd finally get run the fuck over.
Amythyst
No, #12 is why I don't cross against the light when there's fucking traffic there. Headphones/phone have little to do with that one.
Juohan
@sid78669 how did you forget this legendary:
"balls of steel"
sid78669
LOL, good call! I'll do a Part 2. I'll add that, and of course cite you.
Juohan
:) Nice. +1 for you. Cheers!
anthracithe
That would be funny if he was interviewed about a dangerous road causing a lot of accidents.
Juohan
Haa. I guess that was the deal. But I also guess that was your joke.
CoopDH
The guy jumping into the pool is an idiot. The bus driver is fucking lucky though. Headshot and still alive.
prenis
I wanna know what happened in the bus one.
ohboyboy
That was straight up Final Destination stuff right there!
shwibbityshwat
I think the person behind the bus driver might be dead though
LennyKoggins
That was some Final Destination shit.
Danickel0902
I think the guy in the pool still hit his foot on the edge. I can't even imagine the pain.
Wrkncacnter
Still, that's better than hit his whole body on the edge.
AlexPanciera
"Hello, hospital emergency room? My foot is bent 90 degrees at the midpoint and seems to be filling with blood."
Javertyourattention
#6 is a wizard
LordofGoats
This guy is a ninja:
emojisequence
wat
Bezaid
~toggle noclip
theprancingpony
Worgenmaster
A few of them look like the drivers are actually trying to kill somebody
demoncookie
As a pedestrian, I wouldn't argue this point in the slightest. "Oh I'm sorry, did I get in your way on a red light?"
justwonderingisall
You can't blame drivers entirely when you have a shit load of people like the girl in #12
demoncookie
no, but as someone who waits for the light, people who blow it (as seen, forget the #) are extremely aggravating, bordering infuriating
justwonderingisall
I agree, a lot of people suck as being drivers, but I drive in Chicago every day and I see plenty of bad pedestrians
demoncookie
Fair enough, Philly isn't much better. Though I have found that I confuse more drivers than not by trying to be nice at crosswalks and such
TheFeralDog
Like #4
krauraurgg
Yeah, I can't see why someone would be driving there like that, or why they'd just keep going after a very obvious collision.
poguemahon
I always think that & find out it was someone w/ a medical condition/episode. Then I get reminded not to be a judgmental asshole
oec5353
Probably nodding off at the wheel, a sign of the times
DragonOnSteroids
They are. They just don't know it.
EveryChickenInThisPlace
I fucking hate drivers. We shouldn't be allowed to drive.
WhiteWolfSix
Damn Drivers! They Ruined Driving!
mrgrape
One day with self driving cars...
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Don't trust those either. Fuckin skynet and all that.
vo0d0ogirl
I love that amid all these near death experiences there's a toddler and his sister...
Mykronoid
Yeah, but not just ANY toddler and his sister...
derel1cte
#1 the craziest part is the rear hatch opening, flying over the guys head, then slamming closed
retsaoter
yeah everytime that one gets posted I imagine a Final Destination decapitation.
Squossifrage
*woman's
remnant55
driver in
deserves to be gutted and hung from the town wall.
DragonOnSteroids
Even if his brakes had failed he was still going too fast to be below the speed limit. Maybe only even vaguely acceptable excuse was (1/2)
DragonOnSteroids
driving someone to the hospital, but even then CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE. (2/2)
karlthatkillspeople
I'm wondering how the pedestrian didn't see that a car going that fast wasn't stopping...
Amythyst
I love the pedestrian's reaction afterwards, like "Yeah, that just happened."
krauraurgg
I've had that happen multiple times. Not much you can really do, so meh. It's much scarier when someone passes that close behind you.
naughtydismutase
Had this happen to me. My legs were so shaky, I don't know how I didn't piss myself. I just wanted to kill the fucker.
TheSSMorgan2015
Let us know how you really feel don't hold anything back
Tvakc
-by his intestines...
spectrexxx
It's my town.Heavy breathing intensifies
Pilot101
I have a special kind of hatred in my heart for dangerous drivers.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Happened to me and my 6 year old. Bitch was on her cell.
0DiVisioN
pedestrian is like 'look at this mother fucker right here, you see that shit driver who stopped for me?'
VulcanWithoutLogic
Then he just kept walking! I would have went back to the sidewalk to cry for a bit and think about choices I've made in my life.
Natsumori
A car version of this happened to me a couple years ago. I stopped at my own green because an oncoming van had screechy brakes. The car>
Natsumori
In the lane next to him blew the red and was speeding way over the limit. Would have hit my driver's side door at 55+ if had gone when >
Natsumori
The light turned green.
bEardedbEluga
*hanged
adognamedspot
It is what he deserves for driving a Pontiac Aztec.
TiberiusClaudiusCogidubnus
Your town only has one wall? "If this is shelter, then one wall and no roof make a house!" (Sam Gamgee).
TOASTEngineer
... By his figgin.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
What even is a figgin. I've read 20 of those books and still don't know.
TOASTEngineer
"A small short-crust pasty containing raisins." I'm pretty sure it's defined in a footnote in the one Carrot comes from.
vampirehedgehog
A small short-crust pasty containing raisins, according to "Guards! Guards!"
MaybeOneDayIWillFinallyGrowAPenis
I'm 17 and I'm still afraid to drive because of assholes who think they own the road. Everyone always laughs at me, saying "Why don't you 1
lyingsmile15
I'm 18, and this is me. I don't like cutting in front of people, I always wear the seatbelt, and I avoid going more than 10 over the limit.
MaybeOneDayIWillFinallyGrowAPenis
I never go more than five over. And I NEVER touch my phone on the road. I just don't want to put others in danger
lyingsmile15
My phone stays in my pocket or on the passenger seat unless I'm using it for directions.
OneColdGorilla
I'm 35 and that's a big reason I *still* don't drive. Also weird situations I don't know how to handle, and irrationally, getting lost
MaybeOneDayIWillFinallyGrowAPenis
I'm very good with the roads around my area, getting lost isn't a thing for me :P But I cringe so much every time because the cars on the 1
MaybeOneDayIWillFinallyGrowAPenis
opposite side are so close. And the mailboxes. Goddamn, I hate the mailboxes. I haven't hit one, but I'm always scared.
MaybeOneDayIWillFinallyGrowAPenis
speed?" "why do you always buckle?" "why don't you cut in front?" I'M SORRY I DONT HAVE A DEATH WISH
grumpykraut
You seem to know a lot of idiots.
SirLothar
Ignore them.Everyone has his driving limits. When people tell me that I tell them to stop or I will refuse to give them a ride the next time
ducimus
Don't worry about them. I never go more than 10 over the limit and always buckle. Been driving 15 years with no accident and only 2 tickets.
ducimus
Don't add to the problem drivers already on the road. Just do your thing.
itsybitsyspider
I've been driving a short while and I have one ticket from a known speed zone. Was in one wreck from equipment malfunction. I am 26 and --
OSCgal
Whoever's laughing at you for those things is an idiot and probably shouldn't have a license. Defensive driving saves lives.
Voodoomancer
This is the reason I always offer to be the driver in a group. That and command of the stereo.
Amythyst
My dad recently got cut off by some jackass right after coming off the freeway (on the bridge going over). He missed the cop car right
Amythyst
behind him. Cop pulled him over. :D
LovelyLadyLumps
Good for you. Drive smart & ignore their stupidity. I don't even start my car unless everyone is wearing their seatbelt.
MaybeOneDayIWillFinallyGrowAPenis
My sister, 23 texts while driving and NEVER wears a seat belt. I always become the older sister and scold her in the car.
goroshek
hey!!!! stop spreading rumors about me!!!!
LovelyLadyLumps
That's how my friend totaled her car. She was texting & rolled her car over 3 times.
Maneto370
Im 28, never owned a car & don't intend to. Many drivers are entrusted by society with undue responsibility, and I'd prefer to avoid them.
MaybeOneDayIWillFinallyGrowAPenis
Yup. I've never been in an accident, but So many times, I was so close due to negligent drivers. Everyone seems to drive with a "I need to 1
MaybeOneDayIWillFinallyGrowAPenis
Get somewhere! Fuck everybody on the road!" attitude. 2
thedoorlord
Im 21 and I just cant drive, I flinch like crazy when people drive too close and I dont trust myself not to endanger myself and others
Fejerro
#21 http://imgur.com/zJXH3Ey
dysiode
He doesn't even flinch O.o It's just a smooth motion to take a picture.
CaptainMyCaptain
That's the mark of a great photographer. Reminds of the one with the lion attacking moments before he jumped in his jeep.
LegoBlubber
I need to see this...
PhoenixQueenAzula
I found it http://assets.natgeotv.com/POD/2349.jpg
PhoenixQueenAzula
maybe nsfw...
nfuego17
"Here he comes... oh shit, oh shit! *crash*.... What a scoop!!! *snaps pictures*"
stoler202
Fuck, right when i wanted to post that. All i can do now is upvote you.
TheLifeIsYours
We think alike, I was just about to post the same comment.
LawkeeperNolan
ARiddleWrappedInBaconInsideAnEnigma
'This shit's going on Instagram'
Justineer
Holy fuck, I was just about to post that! Glad I checked the comments first.
abscae
Just take a picture otherwise no one will believe you!
jeeper08jk
imgut needs an automated numbering system for long posts... tired of dcrolling and counting
TheMonsterFromSkiFree
NinjaSushi2
You stole brokendalek gif for points.
ohboyboy
Omigosh I'm laughing so hard. Upvotes for you both. This is exactly what I thought when I saw it.
rhill2073
NICE!
Trellin
#3
Amythyst
Now I wanna see it as an upvote gif
poguemahon
You belong @ the top!
BaconKitty
Can't stop laughing!! X'D
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TheLowerSlopes
How old can a post be and make the front page?
Okebel
http://www.cyriak.co.uk/index.html Love is work. My favorite animation is Meow.
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
Yup, he wouldn't have made it if that car hadn't slowed the bus down.
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ferristriangle
Nope
Trellin
I don't know the source. I've had it bookmarked for the longest time because it amuses me, but all I have is the watermark.
Oneguy675
Great Scott!!
AllForOneAndOneForAll
Comment for later
IllkillyouLeonardNimoyTheClownhasnopenis
Genius
banabirazkendindenbahset
saved
sachelle24
Your talent amazes me.
JayeRod
ya.. you think you bad... put the guy on a bike...
Zimzyx
.
99point99Repeating
Saving.
miburoswolf
brillo! cfl
WeShallDoubleOurEfforts
Stop fuckin' doin' that, ya bastard!
AbzM
Dammit I missed my bus
Squossifrage
You da real MVP
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Squossifrage
Well done. Very Flying Circusesque.
DarkUranium
DON'T STAND THERE GAWPING! LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE HAND OF GOD BEFORE!
HungryPumpkn
It all makes sense now!
CaptainNimmo
Dear lord I wasted 3 minutes of my life watching that.
importvita
improved*
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PhoenixQueenAzula
I AM SPARTACUS
ITRonin
@sarah, pls...?
SoftTaco
u could fav the gif
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I didn't know this!
SoftTaco
lol well now u do ur welcome
PenisOfDeath
Not on mobile
TripleDentGum
Cyriak!
HD2composer
was hoping someone would call Cyriak out. Add in the teddy bear to gif to make it better
pluviofile
Yea haaa love that guy!
jag07
Monty python?
NicholasOtten
That is what I was going to say!
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Looks like Cyriak
OktoberSunset
How can anyone over look this treasure? http://www.gifbin.com/bin/032014/1395257719_motaz_salhani_lucky_goal.gif
ChromeChild
Omg. As a cyclist, this asshole driver fills me with so much rage
sid78669
I would like to add this to tomorrow's edition. You cool with that? I will cite you, of course.
OktoberSunset
Oh yes, get it in there, that was the first gif of it I found, I'm not sure if there's a better one out there, but I'm too lazy to look.
brippitybrew
I can show you the world! -the mattress probably
cinsoniTe
You can hardly tell what is happening. excellent qlty.
VAiaS
#3
AlexPanciera
I really shouldn't be laughing at this.
TwasNotofHappenings
+1 spat soda on fiance
ruckyduck
Holy shit
Lonewolf87
Commenting to favorite later when not on mobile
thunderrunner
for those that don't know about it: reddit.com/r/bitchimabus
BYERE
Why the fuck was the cycle in the middle of the crossing of #23? There's reasons for the stop lines before the crossing, moron!
rollercostarican
it wouldnt matter, someone walking along that path would have had the right of way anyway and couldve been right where he was
Keesterbunny
I honestly think that's why the truck tipped - it was trying to make a tighter turn to avoid that dumbass.
Amythyst
No, he took the turn too fast and didn't go out wide enough before starting the turn. Also possibly it was loaded wrong, heavy stuff up high
ohwhatrelevance
It was still the pedestrian crossing, so if not him, a pedestrian could've been there. It's more like the truck didn't make a proper turn
Amythyst
Showed it to my dad (a truck driver) and he thinks the guy clipped the railing because he didn't square his turn properly, which wouldn't
Amythyst
have pushed him over into the crosswalk anyways.
BYERE
More than likely
DosB00t
My guess is probably stopped hard on a yellow to avoid running the red.
shwibbityshwat
Not necessarily, I've seen a lot of bikers just fucking continue 10 feet past the line while waiting for a red
BYERE
Even so, you scoot back to behind the line before accidents (like this) happen...
MilDravin
#10 is just plain stupid
TheWellington
Went back to find #10... Yeh
CatsMakeMeSick
I'm sure that one was preceded by "I dare you" and "oh yeah, hold my beer".
ConsensualDinosaurSex
Stupid people can be lucky too! Racist.
Johnnyapplesseed
He definitely broke his foot
ProfessorCastle
I watched it as closely as I could buy couldn't tell for sure.
Valzionn
what about #18
yourfavnate
The worst thing is that he'd have gone further if he had jumped up and forward instead of just forward. Can't even do his own stupid ideas.
Natsumori
This and all the ones where people are crossing the street without looking/while talking on their phones.
herroyalcookieness
Passed stupid and went directly to ass hole
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
as are 3, 8, 12, 14, 18, 24
hakaner
Last one too.
backtobackpanicattack
That ain't plain stupid. That's fucking next level stupid.
impedimenta
This is Advanced Stupid....
waitwhereamI
He's not just a regular moron! He was designed to be a moron...
AnybodyOutThere
"We have the technology."
immasquiid
he actually broke his ankle i saw it on a tv show that found and interviewed him, not the sharpest tool in the shed
ThatRussian
And now, not even the fastest...
nowimscared
I once dated a guy that was a jumper..and yeah, he was pretty fucking stupid
impoverishedWASP
Yeah, I was definitely thinking it's not luck so much as a dumb idea that didn't go as horribly wrong as it probably should have.
CanYouAdultICant
#18 too
JellyLeggedChicken
Amen
GlitchManMax
One of the stupidest I think
emojisequence
fuck this guy and the person recording it
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
I am assuming that is the guy who jumped into the pool?
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
I am a mobile user, there isn't a "show more" at 10 like on computer
ILikeShorts
That's exactly how my sister's college friend broke his face.
woodgrain
Fun fact: This is at my old apartment "The Court yards" in Gainesville, FL
esparadrapo
18 kids died in the past 3 years here in Spain doing this kind of shit. Nearly all of them foreign students on holiday.
NaturallyHighPenguin
I read about it a few years ago! Theres even a word for it, as i remember: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balconing
lefthandedmoths
the valedictorian from my high school did that in mexico, and had to be airlifted back to the us.
Youts
This is at the university of Florida where I went to school. I used to live here (The Courtyards). This happens once a semester at least.
woodgrain
Yessss fellow UF students unite. Definitely would happen once a semester
Verified
Courtyards!!!! had a couple brews in that complex
iamkarlpilkington
Just #10?? I can see many stupid here
JDonuts
Young white guys 4: Pool Edition
margalarg8
Pool guy? *scrolls up* Pool guy.
NucularCrisitunity
FYI you don't need to scroll, just hover over the #10 ;)
Adula
Mobile...
NucularCrisitunity
Oh, that's right.
HYDROFRACKER
Not on mobile.
NucularCrisitunity
Oh, that's right.
DingleDoof
10 points to Gryffindor. For sheer dumb luck.
1stLtObvious
Isn't that generally the case?
Amythyst
sid78669
Might be relevant:
cjmithrandir
As an American, I can confirm 50% of us are like this, and the other 50% are like #10
MilDravin
not quite, not enough beer
sid78669
Thoraxe123
#12 too
ArdenJace
Probably a VTech grad.
howdoiscience
If you look at the top you can see the light was green. She was crossing when she shouldn't have been.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
Pretty sure her foot got run over :o
PoppinLochNessHopster
Good.
arghnard
dem legs tho
AlphanumericCharacter
Wow I didn't know people at Imgur can be this mean spirited...
gldstr
I was gonma reply with this. Makes me so angry she almost died cause she cant walk and use a phone
popau
Makes me more angry she's running across the street on a red light and that here it'd be 50/50 fault for her being stupid af.
mizujakkaru
The light is green, innit?
popau
For the cars it's green
FlippantBagel
I kind of wish she would have been hit.
MyPenisGrantsWishes
same
amishcannoli
But then the driver would be at fault...even though she was an oblivious moron.
FlippantBagel
yes, but we would be one less stupid person in the world.
RoomTemperatureCoffee
If that's China, it's very likely the driver would legitimately be to blame because drivers there totally ignore traffic signals.
MWisBest
The light is green...
Redanxela
Should get a Darwin Award imo
Amythyst
Darwins are for those who remove themselves from the gene pool in a stupid manner. If they lived, they're still in it.
fractald
True, but I believe they do occasionally give honourable mentions to those who survive extreme stupidity through sheer dumb luck.
Amythyst
The Darwin award books I have include them, yeah.
rosyfingereddawn
Not necessarily; they may "only" castrate themselves in the effort and still earn the award. Saw a few of those in my books.
Amythyst
I did comment on that elsewhere in the chain, I was just running out of characters in the comment.
Redanxela
Oh, I wasn't aware of that. Thanks for telling me. Anyway, there should be an 'Almost-Darwin-award' too, don't you think?
Amythyst
The book collections of Darwin Award stories do include honorable mentions, including those who would have earned it if they didn't already
Amythyst
have offspring.
niamhysticks
That last one however.
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fojoi
Not Fake:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/czechrepublic/article10936128.ece#ooid=pvNDVqbjoOCGdl2L18JckuNXzVV9mLfQ
cambopalmer
i hope the cameraman was the last line of spectators, cause otherwise that probably went on to murder someone
fojoi
Story:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/czechrepublic/article10936128.ece#ooid=pvNDVqbjoOCGdl2L18JckuNXzVV9mLfQ
thehonkypatrol
Watching it like "OhhhhhOOOOOHHHHH!!!"
niamhysticks
hOOOOOOOH NELLY
mrgrape
That shot is half a foot away from becoming a scene in The Patriot.
anothercollegekid
Exactly what I thought
TheHiddenPlanet
Seriously, I need a link for that.
beardyfaceguy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztP4cDdy83o
fojoi
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/czechrepublic/article10936128.ece#ooid=pvNDVqbjoOCGdl2L18JckuNXzVV9mLfQ
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TheHiddenPlanet
Really?? Thats good. It is frightening.
Verbalmammal
Looks fake
beardyfaceguy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztP4cDdy83o
FinValkyria
It ain't, as far as I know. I have a hunch it caused an investigation, but my memory might fail me on this.
IAAShRaPNeL
You can see everyone else there sees it too, and all start flinching away from it.
Verbalmammal
Yeah I noticed that and I know it's not fake but daaaamn it does look like some final destination shit.
Refmylife
There's another video very similar to that one where the rock actually hits the camera guy, and kills him.
LiquidMilk
Sauce?
Refmylife
https://youtu.be/kBi-y9gV0CA
Verbalmammal
Oh shit. How the hell did that other guy dodge that? Never catch me at some shit like that.