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Amputee Toddler
ANOMNOMNOM
I thought bras WERE boob pockets?
MissLadyPants
I have two cats that are siblings. One is Bailey and the other is Pinecone.
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
3 of my cats:Amy, Colin, and we had a Harvey. Other cats: Snoopy, Loki, Nugget, Sugar.
CaptainMaximum
Is that guy using a laser range finder as a cat toy?
cabe007
Accuracy bonus.
Ringshadow
My family commonly uses a laser thermometer as a dog toy.
lindltailor
Locolarue
blonx
That is a perfect date
E4r3nd1l
"Don't" made me actually laugh out loud
imagurian
That conversation escalated quickly with Sham; wow.
ArdentSlacker
I play by myself a lot! Much single player fun.
NineByNine
i'm confused is that a cat tax or a dog tax...
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
GodDAMMIT! It's Harriet because it's a spider! Harriet the Spider!
KarmicFedex
That's Charlotte though
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Harriot the Spy
Lalalily
Ohhhhhhh. Thanks.
Dontaskjeeves
*Harriet the Spy
SpringToMyWinter
I just almost googled “Harriet’s web spider name” to see if you were right.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
What was it?
SpringToMyWinter
Charlottw
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
What a twist!
LanaDelReyy
IS THAT A DOG OR A CAT
spectrebliss
That black cat does NOT look calm being held
wilsonClicker
Until you get some sand in that pizza
Kynlarenth
#40 I have six cats. Jack, Jasmine, Ash, Mozzie, Shadow, and Bootyfruit.
xann101
I have a lot of animals but even I think that's too many cats. How'd you aquire them all?
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Kynlarenth
Jasmine was adopted by a friend but they didn't click well. So my friend was going to 'free her'. Jasmine's been well loved here since then.
Kynlarenth
Mozzie was left by her mother at around 3 weeks. The shelter was worried she'd be put down because of her eating disorder so I kept her.
Kynlarenth
Jack and Shadow were both adopted from the shelter about a year apart. The rest will take several comments to explain so bear with me.
Kynlarenth
Ash was a kitten I took in and fixed up, my boys fell in love with her right away and she became the "final" member of our little family.
Kynlarenth
Jasmine was a friend's but as a kitten she was a very rough player, my friend didn't like it and was going to "set her free." She was cat 4.
Kynlarenth
Mozzie was left by her mother very young. The shelter couldn't take her. She has some health issues that made her a hard cat to adopt out.
AuraArondight
Man, I remember when Bindi was still an itty bitty little thing.
moricai
Mariah Carey knows where her money comes from, she probably put that up just for the interview because she knew it would be on TV.
bigmuffin1
I'm sure mariah Carey has a tree up year round
Animusity
I did this year, but that's because I nearly died of an asthma attack last time while my dad didn't help at all. Nah. Not doing that again.
Animusity
It was because of dust. While I was putting it up, all he did in the way of 'help' was saying "That looks good!" and walking away again.
Animusity
I even put a dust mask on after a bit and had to use my inhaler multiple times. RIP. Near literally. Anyway I'm done rambling.
bigmuffin1
Twas quite a tale.
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
It was fake I take it?
daugbret
The only reason I wouldn't pet a tarantula is that I'm afraid I'd accidentally hurt it. I'm a bit clumsy sometimes. Same goes with birds.
SexualPeanut
They are lovebugs who want warmth.
daugbret
I'd love to share my warmth with them but I'm really twitchy and clumsy. They're fragile and easily spooked. Better we keep a distance.
SexualPeanut
Lol
Whatsname
Not nice taking a pic of Mariah right when she is farting.
AutismTheMusical
What is the owo extension?
Notyourgrandmasnephew
#16 Hit way too close to home...meaning that's exactly what I just did before opening imgur
res20stupid
I wanted to watch the inverview on #10, but it was the one day of the week where I had to go to some bullshit course
TheAdventuresofStealy
#32 in case anyone is as oblivious as that person, they're for hanging clothes
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
No; it's the 'oh shit' handle. Get it right. /s
layo131
Or pulling yourself up and out of the car
Fryphax
Is no one going to mention how bad that food is for the dog in #5?
SmotherGoose
Is nobody going to ask how that guy got a perfect cut out of her body for a prom proposal? Cause either they were already dating or wtf...
Burnmad
I like to think that he cut out a random body shape, and went around looking for any girl that fit it.
Klisteration
That's even better ! But seriously, Teenage boy ? He could draw his crush in his sleep.
LokiShade
Please tell me your cats name!
ArthurPhillipDent
Billy Connely
SexualPeanut
sundancekid1244
Gary and Switchboard
memorydecay
Wednesday and Pancake.
RuFusDarK
Cats name is Atchoum and has his own Facebook page. ???? http://www.atchoumthecat.com/uploads/2/5/2/9/25290794/fullsizerender-20_1_orig.jpg
phantomgallery
oh i definitely will
Ralvuimego
d0llface
Never would have guessed there would be such a perfect related image! I love the internet. +1!
Mournclaw
phantomgallery
i just realized what you did
kambojah
there is two nuts in this cake; he made irrelevant comment to a top comment 5 hours after it was written to have his comment seen.
ItsMISTERPerfectCell
Oh I think I will animals.
trescatorcedieciseis
I was thinking exactly that. Thank you
LoTRFanatic42
CabooseLuck
Blowseph
Every time I see this gif, I'm incredibly thankful that movie came out and gave the perfect hilarious reaction to sweet sweet references.
CabooseLuck
Right? Such a great movie. But honestly anything with him is great
MostTriumphant
Yes, we can read.
Wyotee
Am I the only one who upvotes these for each image I find funny, even though I know it only counts as one?
nvdheide
Yes
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
Hope you don't hit the button each time, 1 press upvotes, another unvotes.
Wyotee
Double tap on mobile
legofham
No
mufasa1028
Yup!
SkeletonRecruiter
Lmao this is my husband!!!
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FsImgur
Holy shit - it really IS your husband! How much for the plate?
SkeletonRecruiter
Lol, it's not for sale, but they're actually pretty common.
SkeletonRecruiter
My mom gave me that bowl for my birthday. He saw it on Seinfeld and took this pic for the Seinfeld subreddit. Never thought he'd be a meme!
rustybuttwhore
The birth of a new meme is beautiful ????
purplekittenskittles
What’s he look like now?? Proof is in the pudding! Put the pudding on the fish plate.
MrEarl
The fish is in the pudding. Put your fish where your money is
sexytangerine
You can't have any pudding if ya don't eat yar meat!
MrJohnWick
If she's a good wife she eats the meat.
SkeletonRecruiter
I lol'd
SkeletonRecruiter
I'll post tomorrow, he still looks the same! Even still has that shirt!
imhoots
I'm in - I came this far, I gotta see this...
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
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canyouthriveat35
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MrRemy
Non-OP actually delivers
DeathWish404
Doot.
GenuineHappiness
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bobsthename88
dot
Slugspert
Please prove all us non-believers wrong!
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ifmusicbethefoodofloveplayon
Dot deux
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SomeRandomArsehole
No way! He’s my husband too! What a small world, eh?
SkeletonRecruiter
Yeah, but you haven't met my dog!
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SomeRandomArsehole
Aw, she’s beautiful!
SkeletonRecruiter
Thanks, she's the best! :)
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SomeRandomArsehole
OP delivers!