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"Did...did obama just drop the dad joke of 2015?" by Dalesa in gifs
Laughing at someone's unfunny joke just because you like them
LadyB0ner
#dadstop
wildcatfan4life
Well we know Turkey really hates things that fly near it
scarletfireblaze
But... Turkeys DO fly
AverageSexGod
Nice WKPR reference.
Illinifan88
The dad is strong with this one.
PotatoToddler
"Thanks." -- person who wrote that joke for him.
zfdk
Had this been my daughters, they would've slapped me and walked away.
UselessAsFuckMadoka
Say what you will about his politics, Obama is a pretty chill dude
whammond597
Yeh bc he totally fucked up the politics, he's gotta make up for it somehow
marvster
Enjoy it while you can. They're teenagers now so pretty soon nothing you say is cool or funny
dennydorko
I think they realize Christmas is coming up and he hasn't done his shopping yet.
Nord4483
Mr. President, is there any truth that you actually killed and ate that turkey? http://imgur.com/fS2hu1w
RedNosePB87
This is fantastic
wheredoicomefrom
He's not even trying to give a fuck any longer, is he?
Basslicks
shorttimers.gif
Chinchillathehun
But...turkeys do fly...
Ididntwantthis
Damn, those girls are tall.
TaintedGENE
seriously...but I was worried for the youngest daughter since the older one was shooting up fast (kind of a dumb notion, since... kids grow)
Corporate29
Dad Joke Level: POTUS
goodguyC
Wow, Sasha has gotten really tall!
MamaKin
I like how one daughter laughs and the other looks somewhat embarrassed.
Basslicks
The laughing one appeared to be under duress.
IWatchYouFap
If she doesn't laugh the terrorist win.
DeathByUnicornsandCandycorn
Wild turkeys can fly. Bred ones that we eat for thanksgiving cannot.
BloodyCrazyGame
you can eat wild ones as well.
DeathByUnicornsandCandycorn
I was just specifying, didn't say you couldn't :)
Zer0th
Damn, he got grey hair :(
supremacysun
ArmorcladCowboy
He's had grey hair since before the 2012 election. He just hasn't dyed it again recently.
Somanyquestions
Time flies...
MexicaninQatar
Even if Turkeys don't
thelordalmightydog
Thank you for the 6 2 second long Gifs ☺☺
BhataktiAtma
Indeed, many thanks are in order for OP. Without these gifs, this post just wouldn't be the same.
molinarodriguez
Wow, sure! http://imgur.com/P1jPfmM
Draketen
Best wingmen EVER
MadScientist356
you know the context of this by any chance?
molinarodriguez
It's from State of the Union-2014 speech. https://youtu.be/hed1nP9X7pI?t=604 (from 10:05. current time URL thing doesn't work :/)
spragoo6
I am also wondering
0neDoesNotSimplyImgur
Turkeys can fly....
NotEvenSupposedToBeHere
They can't keep flight. The can liftoff temporarily
somewhatintelligent
Wild turkeys definitely can. I scared some out of a tree last week. They flew several hundred feet to another one.
Lukapaka
They roost in trees ffs..
Murderruss
True story - I almost hit a wild turkey as it "took flight." Barely cleared the roof of my truck.
hellafyno
I love the downvotes on this like you were Trying to nail them haha
AMacGyver
Wild turkeys, yeah. Farmed turkeys are bred to have a large amount of breast meat, which makes them too heavy to get off the ground.
Basslicks
True. However, POTUS didn't specify. Someone from the audience may as well have piped up with "What do you mean? Wild or Farm-Raised?" ;)
AMacGyver
Not "African or European"?
Basslicks
Precisely
smirker
Here I am crying because Turkeys can be gay
steikewaffel
is this south park related?
LinRick
Here I am crying because I just remembered again that turkeys can be gay
unbelievablejustletmein
What a beautiful reference.
travypants
But . . . I thought it was swans.
Cockhole
This comment made me cry
mkyner
Nord4483
Way to go dad http://imgur.com/AlEwPUK
CountVorkosigan
Black people getting grey and white hair always seems shocking to me for some reason.
ishitatwork
Why does it annoy me that his mirror is dirty
Vinible723
The maids figure that if the Secret Service can slack off from keeping intruders off the lawn, they can skip a few mirrors.
AZDan2012
Dad joke level 9000
Nathanfake
that's genuine laughter on his face....i enjoyed that.
IForOneWelcomeOurFutureRobotOverlords
Presedential Dad Joke
ThePowerOf42
https://31.media.tumblr.com/16d8269489d6c0a1da9575850a07acbb/tumblr_inline_nhvyq3wdNq1sg7vn1.gif
REV076
More like 6'000ft above sea level
Wurzelbert
Man i am really to going to miss rational, stylish Black guy POTUS once Racist-Hair-Guy takes over...
LordSyphilis
Oh, yes. Obama might be a terrible president but at least he is black and stylish, right?
chinablue
If the media were right wing instead of left he would be like bush and be immbattered his whole tenure being critiqued over every comment.
PhazeJGW
I'm not American, so I don't know. Will Trump actually win?
warick
Assuming everyone plays fair, he'll win by a landslide. But I don't expect anyone to play fair.
ResultsMayVary0
He was supposed to be gone by now is all I know. This wasn't supposed to go on this way...
SgtEziosRequiem
No, not at all.
MGLLN
Clinton is most likely gonna win
MrBig
No, will never happen, people just like to panic over silly things
thescaryfairy29
If I hadn't felt that way about Bush, I feel like that might be true.
MrBig
Dude I get that Bush wasn't popular to you but comparing him to Trump is just asinine and childish and you know that so stop with your fake
fivefrozenfishfingers
Latinos voted for Bush, but they haven't voted Republican since. Can't get in the WH without the Latino (and Woman) vote.
MrBig
(2/2) pretending to be edginess.
FarrisonHord
I love how his daughters seem so comfortable laughing and smiling in front of what I assume is a large press conference!
Vvegaiii
The young one looked like she didn't want to be there. The tall one seems like a social butterfly (smiling, waving, etc)
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thatguywithapetcamel
What?
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
His daughter, the older one, loves getting HAMMERED at parties lol I just think that's really funny
IgniaEternale
I think it says a lot about Obama as a man. His daughters are not afraid of making a mistake & embarrassing him. Speaks of closeness & trust
Matt1144
Yea like totally omg they're so cute zomg!!!
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
His daughter, the older one, loves getting HAMMERED at parties lol I just think that's really funny
DarkwingDuc
So you're saying she's a normal teenager? SHOCKING!!! /S
iguanamama
They're shifting around a lot, but probably are more comfortable than most girls would be at their age.
SavageCorona
When you get paid to laugh at your dad's jokes
Jakius
They spend a good part of their lives in front of cameras. They'd have to get used to it.
Zaayl
Its not only "get used to it" often times it becomes their "Normal" which is kind of interesting to think about.
slowworld19
They don't interact the media much. Apparently the Obamas are pretty protective.
dantraman
Wouldn't you be? Press are fucking vultures to the first family, that's no way for a kid to live.
slowworld19
Yeah of course. Wouldn't deny it.
DarkCrawler901
Oh fuck the one in the left is the younger one?! Shit I'm so fucking old goddamnit
teddy42
She's the cuter one, so yeah...
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
The FBI is now going to your house.
jsktrogdor
FBI? You think this is some paltry senator? A X-37B drone is targeting his left testicle from low-earth-orbit with a fucking laser.
Edwin0529
I hope they brought popcorn.
SamuelArvias
Well last year they got a heat for being brats during the Thanksgiving press conference and Elizabeth Lauten got fired for criticizing them.
ZefSoFresh
Do some research before posting,Not repeat what fox news says. Lauten resigned on her own and apologized for her rude words on their dress.
Eowyneb
She should. Stupid of her to bash about her boss family
ZefSoFresh
She didnt work for the President, she worked for a Republican Congressman from Tennessee. On social media called two girls dress trashy.
trexasaur
He's been president for almost half their lives. I'd bet they're pretty comfortable with the situation
snoresmczilla
It kind of blows my mind that there are grade schoolers who have had Obama as the only president in their lives.
Dominian
Try Germany; Helmut Kohl from 1982-1998 (over 16 frickin years) and now Merkel is in her tenth year and going for the record it seems.
mousemarie94
That was my life with Bush. I've only cognitively had bush and obama.
TaintedGENE
now you know how we felt about reagan... then reagon part 2 with big bush
RiotShielder
Obama has been president since I was in 5th grade, I'm in college now.
snoresmczilla
:o
Haackv2
He was elected when I was 9 lol
moonXbeam
jesus i feel old and im only 24
TaintedGENE
MFW this comment makes me feel old
EugeneMeltsner
I was in fifth grade, as well. Second year in college now.
SarcasticSebastian
this doesn't add up. he was elected when I was in 4th or 5th grade, but I'm in 11th grade. did you graduate junior year
ThePastmaster
Skipped a few grades? :P
RiotShielder
Oh yeah you're right. He was running in 5th, elected in 6th.
6ft1DickC
D.O.T.U.S. Dad of the United States
Stevegurian
His parents got some 'splaining to do, if Uncle Sam is a white guy.
ACESandEIGHTZ
At least this black dad stuck around for 8 years
kingpikablu
Well, he's only half black, He has to be around for half of their lives
choloeseguay
He'll leave eventually.
minitek
that's dark!
SgtEziosRequiem
So dark we could probably make a racist joke about it!
scatterpillar
Get that man a pair of New Balance this instant.
NerdsAreSexy
In the UK NB trainers are cool
mtallmen184
I'm 20 and wear New Balance because they're wider and the only shoes in shoe stores that could possibly fit me are extra wide new balances
PanykFelidae
They're also goddamn comfy.
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sadisticwoodchuck
Ok paul bunyan
Gleipner
From a swede, please stop using shoes at your homes! Let your feet breathe!!
scatterpillar
For me it's less of a cultural thing and more of a cold linoleum floor thing.
impolishama
When I was a kid watching all those American shows on TV I thought it's weird that we don't wear shoes inside. Now they are the weird ones!
TheDavidson
Should I also let my wife sleep with 2 different black guys a week, from a progressive Swede's stance?
TaintedGENE
it's only sensible
DoubleSunMoonMoon
Yes
TheDavidson
I'm awarding you "Good Goyim" of the year. gg
CONFESSlONBEAR
As a non-white American, I thought this was just a white people thing...
OperaOtter
White American woman: I never wear shoes inside. Often not outside either. Mostly only when I have to for work or exercise.
Gleipner
Nah man, it's very American for some reason, also a lot of British people keep their shoes on. While people in Canada remove theirs..
Ullur
Your username sounds familiar for some reason.
Blblblblblblblblbl
never met anyone in england who keeps their shoes on, probably the northerners
StraightToCatFolder
My dad comes home from work, takes of his work shoes and puts on his NB house shoes.
whatsyourspaghettipolicy
LOUD GUFFAW
scatterpillar
Your dad is a man of maximum comfort, minimal style, and 0 fucks to give. I applaud him.
ItaloColombianAdventuresInJapan
[Real dads of genius]
BeerBatteredandBold
Same and to this day still wears polos with cotton gym shorts
StraightToCatFolder
Those shorts that all gym coaches used to wear? The ones that go over your belly?
BeerBatteredandBold
Yep...
PillaPlease
Tell me about your dad. I wanna meet that dad.
StraightToCatFolder
He gets cold real easy and sits with a blanket over his lap like FDR. He loves the anecdotal comedy of Bill Cosby. He drives a practical car
PillaPlease
He sounds ADORBS. I may or may not have been sober when I posted that but it's from some dumb show. Lol
StraightToCatFolder
I had to look it up, but I'm very familiar with T&E. Strangely enough, I saw this episode recently.
mkyner
As a Chicagoan, that man earned all 18 votes I gave him.
Kerberos623
They don't call it Crook county for nothing.
knotchomama
I would've up voted more points, but I couldn't afford the crook county taxes on them!
otherotherbarry
I came back to up vote this. Didn't realize it was gold till I pressed next! +1
visualvendetta
Nice. Very nice. We don't get nearly enough sophisticated political humor on this site. +1
Jamyagoff
Funny
lostcause261
Illinois has 20 votes though.
mkyner
20 votes in the Electoral College, yes. But the general notion is (usually) one person, one vote.
eclaire2827
"Vote early, vote often"
DMGuy
Vote early, vote often.
TheMrCoconut
Kyle?
hellogals
No, this is Patrick.
killerdecoy7
Typical demacrat voter. But still not as many votes as random dead guy.
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AGreedyLittlePig
Not sure if joking or... At least spell Democrat correctly.
Gingefro
http://imgur.com/axJmn
ItsWaluigitime
Holy shit. I've browsed for awhile today, this made me laugh the loudest.
Ifidonttelltheinternetwhowill
Hah thats gold.
CatsAndUkes
As an Illinoisan, I wish I had a fraudulent amount of up votes to give you
visualvendetta
I bet if Imgur examined the upvotes for fraud, there'd be all sorts of multiple votes from individual Illinois Imgurians ;-)
mkyner
Just send Sarah a message explaining that you're from Illinois, and a little x10 symbol will show up next to the up/down vote buttons.
Adula
You only voted 18 times? Better step it up next election
skittlefartsandjigglytits
I thought you had to be dead to have your vote count more than once.
Touchtouchh
Expecially of we're going get trump in there!
Gl4cier
Lol it has 18 up votes ^
AuroraNora33
downvoted you so you have 18
Gl4cier
Haha I appreciate it hopefully you reach 18 as well
Icannevercomeupwithagoodorwittyusernamepleasehelp
No joke. My dad been dead since 2008, I was given his voter card in the 2014 election. That's the Chicago way
mt77932
My dad passed away in 2004 and yet voted in 2006.
IgniaEternale
It's possible it was a duplicate nae on the rolls. I got that "but you've already voted!" Thing once: apparently there was a clone in my dis
IgniaEternale
Trict. Different address, different spouse name, but same name as mine.
tamalero
wow, so americans using the Mexican voting way now? the ruling party has been making dead people vote since the 40's.
Icannevercomeupwithagoodorwittyusernamepleasehelp
Um Chicago been doing this since Lincoln.
tamalero
I mean REGISTERED people with permits and voting cards.
Counterfit
Send it back with a note that he's dead. Some areas don't automatically remove dead people from the rolls
Icannevercomeupwithagoodorwittyusernamepleasehelp
Kind of a running joke in my family now. My Brother, an uncle, my grandpa and myself all have gotten it
mkyner
On a serious note, I've worked as an election judge, and getting in touch with the county clerk office about this is the way to go.
JoonasD6
What is a voter card? Asking a non-American where you just show ID to vote and all goes fine.
hungryANGRYhippo
In some states *cough cough* California they only need the address if you are registered. I could send my sister
hungryANGRYhippo
In fact I tried to give them my ID and she almost squealed trying not to look at it "no! Don't show me that you just need an address! "
Icannevercomeupwithagoodorwittyusernamepleasehelp
Its like a receipt.
kastrup92
Sounds more like a voucher?
IgniaEternale
I'm from MO. Old joke goes: "In Chicago, dead people vote. In Missouri, dead people win elections!" We elected a dead man senator.
IgniaEternale
And just imagine being the guy who lost to a corpse!
Icannevercomeupwithagoodorwittyusernamepleasehelp
The guy became Attorney General under Bush. Not joking Google it.
mkyner
Well that explains a lot.
gisildur
In Germany we call that "electoral fraud" :P
thyfangysock
In America it's only called that if republicans are doing it. If the democrats are doing it then it's just called being progressive.
mkyner
Amazing what a few bribes and politically-connected appointments and jobs can do for a candidate's election returns.
DoleTheChild
That's what it's called everywhere.
warick
We do too, but it doesn't count when democrats do it.
Freemage69
Democrats flood ballot-boxes in order to pad margins (it has to be a razor-close race in order to actually come close to influencing an 1/x
Freemage69
election; instead, it just makes the election seem more one-sided than it already was, at least for national offices). OTOH, 2/x
Freemage69
Republicans have mastered the art of vote suppression, literally driving away thousands of legitimate voters in some cases--most 3/x