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Aug 19, 2016 8:17 PM
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SneakyBastid
make them drink it
tsviets
Back in my day we just used a bottle of morphine not glitter
PoisonInJest
Freeze it before heading you Shit stains for more effective punishment.
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
Give your child a fun toy to play with during time out!
NiDara
Good luck cleaning up that glitter afterwards
reesareesa
Taxicat
According to some of Autistic friends, this really does work. Regardless of age, it's genuinely soothing.
Dramacian
Replace glue with concrete for better results.
Voltair
I feel that Imgur really doesn't know shit about parenting if they think conventional punishment actually works.
LouisZacharias
Ah yes, making a joke about violence but censoring the word shit...
blurrycats
Dumb little shits would drink this shit
UltraLord69
That's pretty fucking mean.
temobuttdive
This is a shitty idea. Why give them something cool while they're in trouble, that's like making a punishment into a reward
neeners
This also works with Guinness.
ACslater88
Latter..
rsm958
They will drink it...
UltraLord69
Super glue is a wonderful thing.
mybutyouarecynical
Ah when they sanitise "jokes" for mums who can't have swear words on their FB walls for some reason
OkNowKith
I have one, but my kid is stubborn. I had to upgrade to a 2 Litre bottle. On a side note how long do you need to stay awake after concussed?
Riddiculous
Getting an ass whooping from my mom for stealing a fridge magnet when I was 3 made me never steal again and I never will.
Riddiculous
Mum* god damnit these Americans are influencing my thoughts.
Nixish
http://imgur.com/fLfUXIY
Wildgazer
Repost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SpoonerGibbs
Retard! Go fuck yourself FP fapper.
labasu
Always option two.
MaxFrench
back in England, we did things old school. You got caned. Beatings apparently improved character. I got character enough to share...
grimbor
and the scars to prove it
Riddiculous
I can confirm that mate. Also have a fair bit of character to share lol
Pootisborn
So much child abuse in the comments. Please be the one to break the cycle, everyone.
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Pootisborn
No you can't spell.
rumpuspumpus
My dad would put me in the corner and then go watch TV and forget. Worked well. I'm doing great. So great...
hootimcowlface
You can come out now
fortfantastic
you sound like you're still in the corner...
BadImgurer
TIL imgur is really bad at parenting
DispleasedLurker
In before "I was spanked but I turned out fine."
JohnnyTitelips
Probably because there is nothing wrong with spanking.
Smayds
Well, between consenting adults.
TheAdvocateWentDownToGeorgia
You're giving them something to have fun with for an act where the intent is to punish with boredom... this is a failure on any level.
Riddiculous
I wish I was spanked instead, I used to get slapped with a slipper and made to recite the times table 20 times.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Bet you know your times table really well tho!
TheLastLochiel
My dad made me do push-ups till I dropped. Then immediately made me do more till I could not feel my arms for the next few days. I was 5yo.
TheLastLochiel
Hard parenting, but guess what? Whatever I did to deserve it, I never did it again.
Sprixxen
I'm glad you're happy with the way it turned out but forced exhaustion/exertion is also a method of torture so maybe try something else 1st
TheLastLochiel
Dad was military so that never crossed his mind.
letmehityouwithsomeknowledge
I thought you were going to say you got so built, you started belittling your dad. . .
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Superstzday
Or you could take 'em out back and make them dig their own graves.
HotMagentaDuckFace
Back in the day my gradma would tie my uncle to a tree all day. It was so he could get some fresh air...
TheKillingName
Good times. Good times.
likeifyoucryeverytime
This isn't Daisy's Destruction man
CorneliusCornwall
Too far dude. We need a middle ground
dembonz00
A shallow grave?
sweatytelemarketer
Make them dig their parents' graves?
UnsavoryCommenter
we can make them drink the glitter and glue and fuck up their digestive system!
Phantom0808
My grandparents made me dig up a specific rock 6ft under their back yard. Guess what happened when you found the rock? ....ill wait
whollyindependent
Will you tell us?
cattywumpus
Sounds like my mom's favorite punishment. Move the compost pile three feet to the right. Compost got turned, and the kids got tired.
Counterfit
Put it back and cover it
flingerIron
Or you can make them put a handful of rice on the ground and get on their knees and pray for forgiveness
ToothlessLasagna
Sliced dried peas. Hurts like a bitch
solomonbishop
My thought was that they had to pick up every grain of rice, and if nary a one was missed, they'd have to start over. Was like oh god...
GeorgeSmiley
Or you can do like my dad and just beat us till we beg for forgiveness
Gwenevre
Stand in my tiptoes in the corner for near an hour at a time. Almost as helpful as shoving soap down my throat to the point I throw up.
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
WTF
IFoundOutThatYouCanHave63CharactersOntheUsernameHowCoolIsThat
I had to do it with salt, arms on a horizontal position facing forwards and a book on top of it. i had to keep that up or i get beaten.
celedream
Ok that sounds worse than rice in a way.
IFoundOutThatYouCanHave63CharactersOntheUsernameHowCoolIsThat
I've learned some tricks. the salt breaks down faster and easier than rice so u really gotta crush the salt with ur knees ASAP or get hurt.
IFoundOutThatYouCanHave63CharactersOntheUsernameHowCoolIsThat
don't tell my parents or they'll make me kneel on lego's.
GirlInABearCostume
rock salt hurts the worst.
Viennha
Hurts if you do it with salt, too.
RenTheOkayOne
Ahhh memories from childhood
Godsoftheodds
This one is a goddamn warcrime.
Tymast3
i had to kneel on my finger,sit straight up facing a wall or get belted across the back
flingerIron
I bet you're a great person now thougg
Fuzzlebutt
I got locked in a closet :D
lyricallove
:( My wife was beaten with a belt. Now she can't even wear them. She completely broke down after a scene with someone getting hit 1/2
lyricallove
with a belt. Breaks my heart that she endured so much. 2/2
eyyHereDatBoi
My mom did uncooked beans, still have scars on my knees.
IMaedThisForYou
The first time I ever heard of this punishment when Dakota Fanning did it during The Secret Life of Bees. Never forgot it.
PossiblyAGriffin
With grits
mechanimated
That's how we do in the old country, only with manka. It's kind of like russian grits I guess? But tastier. And more painful to kneel on :|
mechanimated
Or salt! The big-ass grain salt. Mmmm like kneeling on glass.
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
My parents put Tabasco on my tongue....
WhileYouWereReadingThisLongNameIstoleYourCookies
There was a story about a teacher that used to punish kids by putting spicy peppers on their lips, and then a new kid came to school, he was
WhileYouWereReadingThisLongNameIstoleYourCookies
Indian
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
Do that and use the bottle as a timer til they can get some relief...
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
Jokes on them I fucking love spicy food
BrandonVasser
Grew up in New Orleans this was a punishment too but it wasn't about the heat, it was because Tabasco sucks compared to Crystal!
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
Hahaha Tabasco does suck
DecadentCapitalistPig
Mine hit me hard with a wooden spoon.
Riddiculous
Also a victim of the wooden spoon here, but that was rare, it was often a slipper instead
Chopsworth
I do the same thing with misbehaving subs. Small world!
thefriendlyorc
Subs I know like spicy and would laugh at tabasco. Self included.
Smayds
Then it's time for the cigarette. Open your mouth.
thefriendlyorc
Are.. are you flirting with me?
Smayds
Did I say you can talk?!
Chopsworth
I like your definition of flirting.
TitaniumWhite
Or, they open it and fuck up your walls and carpet.
kibbypie
Duct tape.
AlexDuos
Found the parent.
Jaydice
There are three kinds of people... @OP , @titaniumwhite , and vegans.
TinySatanicHamster
Or, y'know, you could superglue/hot glue/duct tape the cap on...
madmatt2024
Kid me would have broken it open or threw it and broke something.
FatDamon
LetsGoGetSomeCake
Gorilla glue the threads and duct tape the outside of the lid. Ive never had one opened.
akianei
My first thought
BeardyGlasses
I mean you could always tighten it enough so they can't open it, if you're not as strong as the kid they'll challenge your alpha status!
mattbl
You gotta be smarter than a 4-year-old. I'm not quite there yet.
jazzy663
just dont have kids
itsthevoiceman
Few seem to realize that this is the easiest option with no downsides.
thatonelostraspberry
Super glue?
anthaneezy
Yes. Glue that is super. Super glue.
RideTheTiger
Is gorilla glue okay?
Verifay
Not since Harambe
MischievousLittleImp
Or drink it. O_o
ifounditunderthere
Exactly
SteevyT
Glitter shits?
SayCarRamRod
Superglue on the threads of the lid. Little shits will never get it open. Source: my mom is a teacher, 4 year olds.
AnalTelescope
Bruh, have you not heard of piercing holes in bottles to make makeshift water pistols? That shits' as old as i can remember
NerdN1
Is that a challenge?
MrRandom314159
Smash the bottle against a wall.
RogerMajor
Can confirm, Mom is a kindergarten teacher and has these in her classroom.
Derrickjc
I did that to my vodka bottle (vodka replaced with water) once to prank my dad... it turns out he's handy followed by disappointed
Shasfowd
Wow your Mom is only 4 years old, has a child, AND is a teacher? Congrats :D
SayCarRamRod
Impressive huh?
lowerider777
Cut a hole in the bottle...
heavymachinery
Then put your dick in it?
JohnnyTwoStreams
Glitter dick.
MrRandom314159
Ah yes, cuntsparkle's brother. dickglitter
damnpeopletakingusernames
Plot twist: the kid in question is a girl.
naera
well that escalated quickly!
adventuresofgooglyeyes
That's only for boxes.
uncleabel
Challenge accepted!!
pleasesendcows
And walls