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Sep 18, 2016 7:46 PM
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GreyTreble
Holy shit #27 has a kid in it... pro level dad right there
IdLikeToComment
and these were all BEFORE pokemon go
Ifavoritescienceandart
THANK. YOU.
tryyz
#23 and #33 are two different views of the same crash
stayawhilestayforever
Nice pickup. Security guard?
yousaypotatoisaypotato
And here I was thinking all those people are lucky light poles were there.
grimbor
I've seen both gifs many times and only realised that today!
PolarChi
Ah, thank you. Was hoping someone else notice
Trollslegur
+1 for your eye, sir/ma'am/alien.
stayawhilestayforever
allen
Perfzilla
This is an impressive dump
DeadPhish21
More than one of these GIFS made my butthole pucker so hard I took a bite outta my seat
TosokTheRodentHunter
Don't ever ever ever stop on a multi lane road for someone to cross that's not crossing at a designated cross walk. Please
Kurokageryu
As someone who uses a motorcycle to get around it seems like everyone is out to kill you
Angatita
I'd say about 1/4 of these people deserved it. Especially that fucking lady crossing the middle of the street without even bothering to look
litgeek306
The one with the ambulance? I would like to know what she was thinking.
Angatita
Yup that one
RecurringNightmare
"im a woman/im vegan/i vape/i do crossfit/i have a boyfriend/etc" - something from that list
akaBruce
I honestly thought she was going to get hit again from our lane...
jackpkmn
I find it hard to find sympathy for the motorcyclists hit while stopped in the cross walk.
AlleviatedRisk
I still can't understand what that fucking idiot was thinking. Driving across the road at a cross walk, then STOP when a fucking semi comes.
AlleviatedRisk
He pretty much went from stupid to full retard!
Popcake
Then he's probably the 3/4 that Angatita was referring to.
nonickname23
How can I enjoy this dump with my sphincter clenched this tight?
miffiffippi
Wear your seatbelts and look before crossing the fucking road.
Soulkin
Also don't speed.
canadianreserve
For a while I had seizures and had to walk everywhere. I got hit 5x in 3 years and was never at fault. Drivers are worse than pedestrians.
VoidIncarnate
Some of these people seem to have been saved because they *weren't* wearing their seatbelts.
Sheepyhead
Because you got a favorable result out of a bad decision does not make it a good decision.
glaug
Like who? The only one I can see is the trucker who fled a falling rig. Being visibly flung from the car is dramatic, not life-saving
colonelrussia
#2 driver's side is bent like a foil (it's a Russian car, no surprises here), so probably not wearing seatbelt accidentally saved his life.
CheshireCad
Some.
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Some of these people shouldn't even be allowed to look at vehicles again, let alone drive them. I hope all the speeders got jail time.
Hiiamtroymcclure
95% are probably russian.
Scorpioli
actually, most of them seemed asian lol
jvgama
Someone should introduce stop signs to Russia
ItispronouncedGIFwithahardG
#36 is a lot more than a close call.
Fenriswaffles
smells more like CG to me but I guess its close.
creamyonions
It looks like the big truck is being towed, and very possibly (should be) empty, so the only one in all that could be the tow truck driver.
lysani
Something about that clip just screams fake. The quality, how the trucks move, and the guardrail and trees don't seem natural.
dephress
It's because the truck is being towed, they're not driving normally.
CrazyCanuck150
Well, the trucks are wrecked, but it's a close call because the tow driver jumped out before it went over the cliff.
ItispronouncedGIFwithahardG
Oh shit, I didn't even see that before.
grimbor
But, was there anyone else in the tow truck? What about the driver of the other truck?
NSAOverlord
Don't know why you're downvoted for making sure everyone is ok.
CrazyCanuck150
Probably nobody else in the tow, not sure about the other but I would think they would have jumped out too or steered away from the cliff
BreadyStinellis
But the other driver is still in his truck.
CrazyCanuck150
Are you sure about that?
BreadyStinellis
I certainly didn't see him hop out, did you?
CrazyCanuck150
How do you know he was in there? If he was, why didn't they steer away from the cliff when it headed there?
MayaMacabre
A lot of the Jay walkers look like the deserve to get hit. Is it really that hard to look both ways?
thehoopiestfrood
I legit wonder what their upbringing was like. It was hammered into my brain by my parents and now I look both ways every. single. time.
meisakusen
#9 I see that they still haven't fixed the collisions in Battlefield yet.
blueberrycupcakes
I was so mad at him for turning left from the far lane
MercyBacon89
superpatito
It definitely is
WarwickPuckerson
The number of people who somehow end up on their feet after these is pretty remarkable
litgeek306
I wonder how many are not able to stay on their feet after the adrenaline wears off.
LifeIsABoxOfJalapenos
Superhero landings. Superhero landings everywhere
APolishSpartan
Has your asshole ever clenched so fast it whistled
XakDaum
*sells car on eBay* *never leaves house again*
ItispronouncedGIFwithahardG
#11 doesn't look like a close call, looks like an ass who shouldn't be allowed on that bike.
vaktrus
Yes, because it's their fault and not the fact that the brakes aren't working.
wa27
Uh, how is it not a close call?
ICommentFromTheLandDownUnder
#13 doesn't give a single fuck, just keeps taking pictures
ibroketheinternet
Balls of fucking titanium and no one's talking about it
Sfumato
Neat! *click*
NehiyawBabeDroid
Nobody's mentioning that fucking broken leg in #35
definitelynotajanitor
Thank you! I thought his foot was off.
architectofdoom
I cringed way more after reading your comment +1 ya dirt bag
boogietunt123
My asshole has clenched beyond limits.
TheRicM
The shape a curve takes as it approaches zero is called an assymptote. ASSYMPTOTE, CORAL
NSAOverlord
Get some charcoal and make a diamond
boogietunt123
Oh ho ho, you have no idea the heat and pressure this baby can squeeze out.
NSAOverlord
This is the beginning of the most epic imgur DIY post ever. Don't forget to start with a pic of the final product!
Jawesomesauce
I somehow managed to poop freely while watching this... I should probably see a doctor
Sidewind3rAZ
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
Like a glove... kinda... i think!
williammurderfayce
1 minute earlier - "hold my beer guys, watch this"
CaptainAsshole
"Look ma! I'm ferris bueller
ImAShittyTransAm
"Perfect parking space." - Rico Rodriguez, dictator removal specailist
SchmidtOnYoLip
Bitch slapped by the mirror.
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architectofdoom
Fucking dumbass leaned into it
Candyclysm
I can't believe he just walked away from that
SchmidtOnYoLip
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug. Bet he wasn't walking around much longer after that blow.
CleanItWithWub
#11 Is the dude recording being a jackass
Ep1k909
To me it looked like he tried to avoid crashing
NSAOverlord
It would seem so - splitting cars at an intersection with a red light, then splitting the lane on the other side.
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Tanishh
Except that's not at all apparent from the gif, and based on your argument any time someone rear ends you, you're a total jackass for
ComeJoinTheMurder
It is apparent in the gif though, he has his front brake lever mashed down
Tanishh
getting mad at them because hey, maybe their brakes failed! I hate this '95% chance they fucked up, but maybe they just got unlucky!'
Tanishh
shit because it means you can never blame anyone for anything. You're a jackass for calling him a jackass.
Arcticgamez
number 1 cause of crashes asshole jaywalkers and speeders
catsandy
...but those are 2 causes
Makecba
"speed has never killed a person. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you" Jeremy Clarkson
CaptainAsshole
I have that shirt
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Tanishh
The speeders here are not paying attention and driving far too fast for conditions. There's a big difference between speeding on a dry,clear
Tanishh
visibility highway and going straight vs speeding around a crazy curve far too fast for your large vehicle to stay upright.
Burke616
That's two different things. Both assholes, yes, but the "assholes on/near roads" section of the Venn diagram has more circles crossing it.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Speeders do not cause crashes; inattentive drivers do. The guy going 100mph is paying a lot more attention to driving than the guy going 55.
GhostsofAcid
Because that's applicable how? Obviously speedblind..
interrobangster
But when you crash at double the speed there is four times the energy involved and the accident gets much much worse.
bippityboppitybuttsex
The question was causation, not effect.
BreadyStinellis
That doesn't make the guy going 40 over a better driver in any way. He is still the more dangerous car on the road.
CaptainAsshole
His speed doesn't matter. What does matter is his ability, attention, and if he passes in a safe manner
BreadyStinellis
But no one going that much faster, weaving in and out of traffic, is passing in a safe manner. Plus, it gives him way less reaction time if
BreadyStinellis
Someone else is also driving like an idiot. You can be the safest driver in the world, if other people do something stupid you have to have
CaptainAsshole
Actually I can remember reading a study staying that speed is a very low percentage
F0rger
Speed in itself isn't a big factor in cause, it's the variance between your speed and traffic's speed.
CaptainAsshole
Very few accidents on the autobahn and yet extreme differences in speed. I agree with you but it's also not that simple
F0rger
I thought most traffic on the autobahn travels at similar speeds in the right lane while the left is usually left open for faster traffic?
CaptainAsshole
Sorta. There's some traffic in the right doing half the speed of others. No matter speed you move right after passing
bippityboppitybuttsex
Number 1 cause is driver inattentiveness (texting, masturbating, reading email, etc.)
bippityboppitybuttsex
Deaths: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transportation_safety_in_the_United_States#/media/File:USA_annual_VMT_vs_deaths_per_VMT.png
CaptainAsshole
....so.? Every year we drive more and die less? Am I reading that right?
bippityboppitybuttsex
You are. The number of accidents don't drop, but the number of fatalities do. All of the safety features work. It is the great success...
bippityboppitybuttsex
... of modern society. But still, 30,000 people die annually in cars.
RatherRunWhenYouCantCrawl
Do people on average really masturbate while driving? lol
CaptainAsshole
Wait.... if you're asking does that mean you're one of the creeps that don't?
bippityboppitybuttsex
I just assumed everyone does... for no reason.
CaptainAsshole
BINGO! (sorry I don't have the gif)
bippityboppitybuttsex
This is why self-driving is getting so much attention; computers couldn't possibly be worse than we are... add risk compensation to that...
CaptainAsshole
Until one runs into the side of a truck bc it cannot tell the difference between it and the sky
bippityboppitybuttsex
... and you get pretty stagnant accidents per mile traveled even with dramatically improved safety features.
CaptainAsshole
Fucking safety features. Let's get rid of em all
jwmetalhead
Actually going slower than traffic is more likely to cause an accident than going faster than traffic.
SanzOfTime
Isn't that because people are going different directions at low speeds (intersections), while going the same direction on freeways?
epoke
Common misinterpretation of the speed differential rule. People going different speeds result in collisions. People speeding cause that 1
epoke
More frequently than those going at an unsafely slow speed by multiples of hundreds.
jwmetalhead
Not a misinterpretation, it's a fact. Speeding also causes accidents, but of the two traveling slower is the more hazardous
epoke
One person doing 100 mph amongst 1,000s of people driving at 60 mph on a freeway is more likely to cause collisions than one person doing 50
jwmetalhead
Yep, you proved me wrong with an extreme and lopsided example.
epoke
That is because the person doing 100 mph will have to commit multiple lane changes this constantly testing his own skill and others'.
CaptainAsshole
I've yet to have it cause any accidents this way. If doing it right then u have planned out that lane change in advance n not testing nethin
samuelcook
#2 it's not a close call when someone dies
Candyclysm
Did someone die in that wreck? The driver crawls out the windshield
CandidateRobot
Correction: the passenger crawled out the windshield. You can't see the dead driver at the end.
idontknowwhattoputohwellpotato
He crawled out the drivers side, you can see the steering wheel beside him as the car flips around and that is what the lady taps
BreadyStinellis
There is only 1 person in that car in the beginning. That is the driver that got shoved over/jumped to the passenger seat.
Candyclysm
definitely two http://gif-explode.com/?explode=
BreadyStinellis
Oh, fuck. I needed that frame by frame. You right. I'm sad now.
Candyclysm
I still think its the driver. http://gif-explode.com/?explode=
In the frame by frame you see a guy come half
Candyclysm
way out the windshield and come back into the car. It looks like there is still someone to his right. They disappear when the second car
Candyclysm
hits but that would affect the passenger the most. In another thread a commenter said the passenger ends up in the back seat and survives