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timespacemotion
"The One".. *sigh* lucky
Chalkrah
Hundred up votes says he shows up dressed up as Mary Jane!! At least In this mind it is
Hoojamufasijer
Why is there a giant spatula under your sheets on the front of the bed?
amiferd
I just snorted so hard. Take my up vote for sure
uzernaym
My spidey sense is tingling. Something tells me a good night's in store.
kitten86er
Wife that!
RosyCheeks20
My spidey-senses are tingling. If you know what I mean.
BeardofRenown
Don't fuck this up, Spidey
umuziki
Gorgeus.
ampsych
So did he turn up as Deadpool?
KingZullu
He will go as Bruce Wayne so it's fair.
NODDY2134
He didn't say where food was. How is she supposed to know where to go?
DeadClawsJerome
I see you already got out your remote control-shaped dildo.
ChewyWookie
I like how at the end his smiley face is sideways. It's like he hand wrote a note and forgets - ends up "typewriting". :)
eatyourgoddamnvegetables
So OP, did you wear it to dinner?
MundyHark
"Why do I have to write this note?" "FRONT PAGE DAD FRONT PAGE"
lmGod
"I love you to the moan and back:?"
MKUltra31
No, leave the mask on. That's the only way I can do this.
ScreamedStableBoy
Gorgeous**
IridescentLotus
My boyfriend would have to know my size spideysuit - never would happen
TheAngelsSangaWhiskeyLullaby
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/92v2haGzgq4/maxresdefault.jpg
Gigzur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8chP6D7VVys
sanitypotion
https://youtu.be/C-Q2IpPgypc
terithian
Oh wow, that's fantastic.
SirReginaldDukeOfChutney
Jesus Christ.
relicen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Supji8wGVyc
DanChan
I... just, what?
PremiumAsFuck
Can we talk about the black thing on your bed?
MtWanahakalugi
UPDATES!!!
bugsentinel
Nice spidildo suit
TheBelleOfTheBrawl
I don't know why I just imagine you glowering behind that mask. Like "wtf bae I told you no more cosplay"
Vesane
It's because of her right arm hanging straight down in Daria-esque exasperation.
Vesane
Well, since this is a mirror shot, it's probably her left arm... but what appears to be her right arm in the image, anyway.
hashbaz
Is that a dildo on the bed?
D33G33
upside down tv remote
TheOnlySabrun
She looks stunning, can't wait for her to show up
ZuluQuebec
Spider-Girl is with Neo?
TardisBatman
Im glad this was here because thats exactly what I thought lol
Chalkrah
When he shows up as MaryJane you know you have to fuck him right?
twostepsfromlost
Then get cancer from her radioactive sperm.
BetterLuckyThanGood
Yeah, and you have to hang upside down and kiss him in a very sexy fashion with your mask half off.
hybridjosto
Give that PP an MJ
TerminalHerpes
**Deadpool
YourGiddyAunt
Pretty sure they lesbos...based on the giver's handwriting and the giftee's nail paint plus, you know, boobs.
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YourGiddyAunt
True, just a guess
brandonransom
Inconclusive handwriting analysis. That looks like my handwriting, and I'm a hirsute male Alaskan.
YourGiddyAunt
Just a generalization, some guys have very fluid writing and some girls have sharper. Just a thought, not a science!
TheMouseOfMadness
That and the Victoria's Secret bag. Not many guys just have those.
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
How the fuck can you for sure that someone is a girl by the handwriting?
YourGiddyAunt
Much more curvy and flowing, guy handwriting is usually much sharper and less often written in purple
JunWasHere
That may very well just be blue ink tinted by the lighting...
nickieair
My husband uses the nearest pen and has nice handwriting. Purple ink is a 40% chance.
YourGiddyAunt
Most male handwriting I've seen if from teenaged guys, so I'm probably wrong on this :/
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
'Usually' is the keyword. I know enough guys who write like this and enough girls who don't.
TinyRocketMan
That bed has nothing on it
armeggedonCounselor
Ah, he's into Spiderman Rule 63.