Someone to like me without the feeling that I need to fight for their attention or that they hate me. Not even love, I'll settle for like at this point.
They have a handful of these now. Think they just recently released a Megatron, and they put put a Grimlock just last year, iirc. Feel like there's another one in there that I'm forgetting. I want them all, but they're pricey AF. Want to say the Optimus one ran in at over a grand. Still tempting though...
Honestly, it doesn't take a whole lot to make most guys happy. I've had arguments with my wife because she was upset over how little it takes to make me happy.
Yup. Don't need to buy me anything or go for some grand gesture. She can just send me naked pictures and I'm happy. Bonus points for thigh highs and/or a skirt.
This is really, really nice... but I'm still obsessed with the Dune ornithopter they made. It's not JUST the large, intricately detail model of an incredible vehicle with working mechanics--it has the tallest LEGO minifig I've ever seen, in a floating Baron Harkonnen. I hope one day I can afford it.
I thought that was some fan art, but I looked it up and apparently it's from an actual GI Joe/transformers team up comic. They don't just get married, they also have a hybrid child.
KingXizor
SSD Eclipse lego-knockoff set. I want it so bad, and it's like 4' long.
taez555
VastMajorityRule
Cranbananarama
She asked what was wanted. Then we were presented with a need. What?
barbarian818
Wait, there's a trailer and Roller too? Far fucking out!
ItsACrazyWorld
For someone to tell me im doing a good job.
VastMajorityRule
WarlockWithNoPatron
keyblader1985
Is anyone?
VashTehStampede
Yes, I'd love a transforming Optimus Prime. The girl is cute, too.
Panserclaw
Someshithead241
Someone to like me without the feeling that I need to fight for their attention or that they hate me. Not even love, I'll settle for like at this point.
Sjg437
Optimum Pride
MektaSatakOz
It gets soo much better
jimmythehat1
I have both, and Grimlock... and Megatron has been preordered
andybandy
Also i'd like aomeone to be interested in what i want without telling me i'm wrong to want it...
Bojovnik84
fskn
Their self transforming Megatron is also pretty cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voWMMrM2GRg
jshann
So this toy just plays with itself and you watch? How is that fun?
Zardif
I want to go on a grand adventure where I make life long friends and memories as I save the world from evil.
DemonDarakna
As a woman, I also want this.
Sageypie
They have a handful of these now. Think they just recently released a Megatron, and they put put a Grimlock just last year, iirc. Feel like there's another one in there that I'm forgetting. I want them all, but they're pricey AF. Want to say the Optimus one ran in at over a grand. Still tempting though...
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Upvote for defying sexist stereotypes!
machmach
4vie
... OK, no wonder that toy has the pricetag that it does... that's some serious engineering and programming. It fucking KICKS!?
hnngh
Borgir.
slartibartfas
Dimmu?
ISayShenanigans
Heck yeah! Enjoy that Borgir, little dude! 😎 🍔
blackelf
This is the way!
shitheadtookmyname
Why the duck would I want that?? The whole point is the playing. It's like who wants self-constructing Legos or self playing games
Jatenffxiv
Honestly, it doesn't take a whole lot to make most guys happy. I've had arguments with my wife because she was upset over how little it takes to make me happy.
Mozzy4Ever
Yup. Don't need to buy me anything or go for some grand gesture. She can just send me naked pictures and I'm happy. Bonus points for thigh highs and/or a skirt.
Rynestrm
I want transformer and girls at the same time. Girlformers no that’s not right. Transgirls!
JohnnyLawlessEsq
Chasers are not looked upon kindly.
MyDogsNameIsSally
There is a difference between chasers and people that are attracted to trans people
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
MelodyLightfoot
NomDeImguerre
Like this?
michiyl
Oh, look, it's Double-D ... I mean, Bumblebee!
VanessaBludgeons
unluckyandbored
Yes.
NomDeImguerre
Or like this?
NomDeImguerre
EatYourGreenVegetals
CaptCrobar
Id like that toy ... and a blow job. You can never have enough of ether.
StoicHoneyBadger
To have an electric meatball that isn't both ADHD and autistic.
Zetor
Richygrindcore
I really really wanted the imperial star destroyer
thegrouchohandleisunavailable
I have a kidney for sale ... in fact I have two, but will only be able to enjoy this for a few days before I die so ....
DrSchlepenstein
Buying that day 1 so I can get the Fell Dragon gift with purchase.
tzahtman
It is $460 and almost three feet tall.
iananimated
My wife's getting this for herself. It'll go next to her Lego Tower of Orthanc.
ungoot
I'll wait for the offbrand copy.
FacelessVixen
Nice find.
levyathyn
This is really, really nice... but I'm still obsessed with the Dune ornithopter they made. It's not JUST the large, intricately detail model of an incredible vehicle with working mechanics--it has the tallest LEGO minifig I've ever seen, in a floating Baron Harkonnen. I hope one day I can afford it.
BaconAlmighty
I wanted to see the docking
goflyblind
the mods'll ban you for that.
gablestout
Can't post that kind of stuff on Imgur anymore
MAN9000
I 💕 docking.
CaptSchmidtGaming
grimwyrd
"AUOTHOTS, ROLL OUT!"
DarthGoodguy
PuckerScream
I think they do that on other sites, but no so much here.
taterthotsfordinner
Comment of the day here.
animevil
Google it then
Like2Fox
You have to subscribe to only fans for that
YouTubeRed
PicassoCT
Robosexuals, you make me puk
djhash
What did you call me? https://youtu.be/CjotZ_YDagc
tucker148
Don’t deepthroat so far then
MCpeepantz
Deceptosexuals*. Autosexuals, roll out!
DarthGoodguy
Guy0185
vonsmallhausen
Beautiful
InfocalypseRising
ElbowDeepnInAElasmotherium
Oh fuck ...yeah just like that's ..oooooooooooo....sigh....zzzzz
DarthGoodguy
Hurro
I thought it was space docking or stovepiping. Never heard it Toyota docking.
ubermonkey21
JackDance
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Only works if your wearing a mask
PlacentaEaters
TheZommie
yeah, that image is really fucked up, like what is the point of bowing without a face-mask?
rbudrick
The got that on all the expected sites for those inclined, tbh.
MrImmaculate
DarthGoodguy
OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS HAL
DarthGoodguy
samwyze
Yeah! That's the one! Optimus Prime is cool and all, but the Decepticons will forever have a place in my heart. All hail Megatron!
HardcoreMango
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Well... My life is a waste... Owning that is far better Than anything I have accomplished.
ChelVanin
DarthGoodguy
lebanks
I am way, way too old and concerned with other pressing life issues... but, I kinda really want this.
Fendeezy
Who is this, I would like to see what else he unboxes.
ItsACrazyWorld
How much are these? 3k?
DarthGoodguy
IIRC they’re ~$1600, maybe Optimus + trailer are $2800?
VastMajorityRule
I don't know if that's too much or too little. These things are incedible.
DarthGoodguy
Agreed
TerribleAwful
guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking transformers
reichstein
You just reminded me that the "kiss players" line exists.
q2grapple
Rule 34 exists for that
alcamar
CapitalNick
Phrasing
DarthGoodguy
TheIronPenguin
I thought that was some fan art, but I looked it up and apparently it's from an actual GI Joe/transformers team up comic. They don't just get married, they also have a hybrid child.
DarthGoodguy
That comic is a wild ride. By the inimitable wacky Tom Scioli