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You guys asked for it, so here's another collection of my favorites. Enjoy! #1
#2
#3
#4
#5
#6
#7
#8
#9
#10
#11
#12
#13
#14
#15
#16
#17
#18
#19
#20
Here's the link to the first part for those of you that missed the party: http://imgur.com/a/YEpB5
Part 3: http://imgur.com/a/202D4
tonyabottsbudgie
#10, flexible girl, how low are the guys balls?
Chak100
#3 I laughed so hard that I actually feel guilty about it
THISISNOTTHEWAYYOUTRANSPORTNITRO
WHATS IN THE BOX
JadeEliasSledge
#7 I just text back "Sorry, I'm in a place I can't talk but can text."
fruplesnap
#15, holy shit i lost it, thats too funny
Oledixie
That singing negro spirituals one is kind of mean. I mean, I would take that joke, but some people will get guilt tripped by that.
Nadyanilo
ashipthatshipsshippingships
That's what I'm sayin
twonames
Upvoted for 'Ma'am, I'm doing everything I can.'
Chak100
#3 I laughed so hard that I actually feel guilty about it
adsmath
#11 "That's some king-ding-a-ling shiet right dur" - Bugs Bunny probably
nvrCryWolf13
"I wish to devour the unborn" I am so gonna teach my kids that
turkeysamwich420
I FUCKING KNEW IT
Itzzzel
Oh i miss being sore after sex :L
misterbarnes
#17 evy time I'm on FB
UnholyGuacamole
Never realized how much Snoop looks like a disgruntled housewife.
Fancyrobot101
Yup
GetSchwifty
Its actually a character of his i believe. She has a name that i cant remember.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Considering #1 recently.
lucky13kenny
The ice cream machine is never broken. They shut it down so it's clean when they're ready to leave.
Jocowa1999
Three McDonald's here... went to get a Twix McFlurry, again, before it's gone. Two had broken machines and I didn't go to the third one. ;-;
pixeltitties
& McDonald's is a franchise company. The people who own the restaurants are not the people who pay for the commercials
BabaBooeytoo
That's not exactly true. The franchise pays a portion of their profits that go into paying for a national advertising campaign. I work in tv
baicas
Wait so McDonald's has money for super bowl ads but not an all day hash brown deep fryer
EverybodyKnowsButNobodyReallyKnows
#6 Moses the younger years.He about to build the dopest crib arc we've ever seen.
gorblin
Yep, he definitely looks jewish.
mantysaippua
Why does the mcdonalds icecream machine break so much?? Its a thing everywhere in the world..
tonyabottsbudgie
I think they get lazy with filling it up and just claim it's broken. I used to work at an ice cream parlour and ours never did.
Chaoticsaur
"White girls are the future..." lmao
alsoWolfman
*musically* "We believe that white girls are the futuuurreee"
Somnophobe
Every time I see that post, I wonder about the writer.. he's gotta be pretty old if his balls dangle that low.
Nan0Whale
Scarf territory
Jennalele
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zdDfQrPi5Q
Shhbooms
I feel like some of the pics don't fit the comments. Especially the first now. Lame as fuck and I normally like black twitter
alsoWolfman
Black twitter has always been lame. It was just new at the time
DawnLoves
Can someone explain number 4? Is it because it feels too intense? Or am I missing something?
GeneralCaptainCrunch
It's because the guy is positive the girl involved got pregnant from his load of extra-strength man milk.
DownvoteInfographics
My first +1, gr8 content m8
ClarityAndVision
Thanks bud! Glad you thought so!
ClarityAndVision
Wait do you mean I get to have your very first upvote?!? Oh my god, this is an honor!
DownvoteInfographics
Yep! hehe
Birddmann
I did #1 today
CaptainOVS
Me trying not to abandon college.
kajithecrimson
I do #1 Everyday...
Swarfly
#20 I had to do this a year ago :(
noyourestupid
And?
Birddmann
sitting at work, Imgur-ing
DenimBeard
Same here friend. Wanna trade?
IBlowForALiving
We all are brother. We all are.
JohnVega
#2 "Normally, your ass would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you"
ClarityAndVision
something something DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
JohnVega
- That kid probably
Cuntmuncher3000
For #13 I always didn't like Nash Grier and then I learned that he was anti-gay and had wrong ideals.
Wonderlandsgrandhostess
I hope #14 got fired.
DblDtchRddr
We have a #14 where I work. She's might learn why you don't fuck with corporate America this week.
sweatshopkids
On a cross with the manager wearing a white hood?
hookerbot5000
yep, just because you didnt get a raise doesn't mean it's a race thing. Singing slave songs because you didnt get a raise IS racist
StarmanUltra
While I agree, it's obviously a lighthearted joke. I'd laugh.