We were told never to forget...

Jul 19, 2017 12:12 PM

NamesAretoooooHard

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He was an asstronaut.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a dude at my work that bears a striking resemblance to this.... actor. Not sure how to bring it up in conversation though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buckaroo Banzai's son?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dumbass was thinking "who the fuck is this guy????" Then i realized

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Took me a little too long to realize he's a pornstar

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

who is that deep space scientist? asking for reasons

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Eva Lovia

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Agent 47

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This guy has seen more ass than a bar stool.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

In that first pic there's no regulator on the O2 tank! I demand EMS accuracy in my porn!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

me likes Eva Lovia

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

whats his name, for science.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Johnny Sins

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

More like an ASStronaut, AMIRITE? AMIRI... Oh you guys are no fun. ;_;

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He came. He saw. He came again.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeh and he has a massive penis.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What's his name, or are there links to proof of said massiveness?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Astronaut? More like, hehe, ass-tronaut.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

whats his name?........for research

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and yet, in the end, billions of his potential children died on all those womens' faces..

8 years ago | Likes 263 Dislikes 5

I knew was a masseuse at one time, but you're saying he also gave protein skin treatments too?

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Maybe even protein shakes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

masseur. Masseuse is female.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sperm =/= children

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 61

What a silly thing to say.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Hence...POTENTIAL children. Reading haaaard..

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

Anyone know where to find the astronaut one? All I could find was articles on it and that it's called sexsploration.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His name is Johnny Sins for anyone wondering

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

imagine your first acting gig being zombie #5 in a porno.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Porntender.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 1

This is interesting.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Well he is the most interesting man in the world so it makes sense

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The new most interesting man in the world isn't very interesting. Looks like Kenny Florian and Michael Phelp's love child.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thanks, Ted, that was the joke.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That... astronaut one.... anyone can give me some "articles" to read more?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Eva Lovia is the actress

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing, whoever this guy is, he's in porn...

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Well after the list of things he's already done, I wouldn't be surprised

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you, by any chance, related to Sherlock?

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Seeing all that, I can console myself by saying he was no doubt compensating for a small penis.

8 years ago | Likes 649 Dislikes 8

are you ok?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 21

underrated comment of the day right here

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If only we could know for sure, right!?

8 years ago | Likes 219 Dislikes 0

Uhm...

8 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 5

Ssssshshhh say nothing

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Let us live in our delusion. How can a bald dude be so good looking AND be blessed down there!!? There is no god.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Dawg. You must enjoy going outside don't ya

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 6

Fewer people show off their accomplishments outside so usually it feels better.. until a lambo blows passed then your back to self loathing.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lambos are overrated. Even if I could afford 5 of them, I'd still buy something more sensible instead.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I just want to be able to afford one... let me tell you.. Toyota echoes are not overrated.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want a '92-'99 Blazer/Tahoe. Cheap, easy to work on, and lots of room for... Things. >.>

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I said that until a guy working next door to me bought one. Those things are so fucking cool.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was like "Wow, wow, oh interesting, OH Kay... I see what's going in here. Lol."

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

It was the cop one that threw me off..

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sultan didn't give it away

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Really? The busty blond firefighter with her tits hanging out in the first picture is kind of a giveaway.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't know why, but I thought that was his wife... Also I bet those suits get pretty hot

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nikki Benz (fireman) Eva Lovia (astronaut) Dani Daniels (detective) Audrey Bitoni, Raven Bay (Company) Corinne Blake (zombie)

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool beans

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You da real MVP

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

doing the big man's work

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what about the lady in orange jumpers?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dylan Rider

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thanks u da real mvp

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i do try :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has to be the only good looking guy in porn.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 5

Logan Pierce does it for me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is something that needs to be worked on.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There's that other guy too. Looks similar to this dude.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

James Dean?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah he's got hair. I was thinking of another bald dude

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

James Deen ain't bad.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But, the raping.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

James Deen has been accused of rape by a former partner/fellow actor.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, wut?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I replied in a very random/wrong place. James Deen has been accused of rape by a former partner/fellow actor.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, just read about it, accused by like 12 women. I usually watch porn, rub one out and sleep. I don't research the actors, maybe I should

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