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https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/88akpx/qanon-thinks-trump-will-become-president-again-on-march-4
Jan 26, 2021 12:10 AM
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https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/88akpx/qanon-thinks-trump-will-become-president-again-on-march-4
MrSpookywasagoodboy2
Not America. Trumpers, muricans and republicans. Not much dif between the three tho.
duoplicity
It's on the Mayan calendar...
JHudd
skythief24
VibratingNipples
Up next, trump will be president by July. Then get pushed back to 3120
capnadorable
The originators of qanon who made it up as a joke about far rights:
IAmDuckHammer
So the Nazis want Hitler back in?
Savagecrafty
DeimosBarret
Ah, so just like the rapture? Every time the date comes and goes we just push it back, eh?
EmergencyChocolate
Nah, the rapture happened, but only one poor soul was worthy.
THESEareATTACKeyebrowsYOUcouldOPENbottleTOPSwithTHESE
DeucesMongooses
Then june 17th, then the 21st of September. They just keep pushing the goalposts back
StarscreamAndHutch
qanonsense
leodavinci1
So... they're planning an insurrection for March 3rd?
imoutofnames
Who knows at this point. They don't exist in a normal world where logic exists.
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
This is like doomsday preppers who thought the world would end on Y2K then kept moving the goalpost when it didn't happen
MrGuY21
cant wait to read these idiotic backtracks on the 5th!
SoupForMyFamily
realargonwolf
It's kind of gratifying, as a (somewhat) smart person, to see what happens when a culture idolizes the "noble idiot" while treating smart-
realargonwolf
-people like creeps, weirdos and villains. Even the "nerd" culture of comic book superheroes predominantly shows the naturally strong-
realargonwolf
-characters as inherently good, while villains frequently rely on their intelligence.
realargonwolf
Of course the gratification is what little I can hold onto being a citizen in this country and watching it decay.
dudedude09
Qanon is just white trash Scientology. Craaaaazy delusional motherfuckers all.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
And a whole bunch of them will get elected on a GOP ticket in the near future because it's not like the party has any standards whatsoever.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
That has been clear since that Alzheimer-addled cowboy flick actor.S.thing needs to be done or they'll drag the whole country down with them
joker2814
At this point, I’m expecting them to be waiting for the return of Zorp.
goflyblind
i've got some flutes i could sell them.
CuntyMcWhoreBag
My SIL is part of this shit. When I question her about it. All she ever says is “you’ll see, you’ll see.”
phuzz00
Bet her $$ that it won't happen, get it in writing.
TheSecondPiewackit
That's buffering because she doesn't even know what the fuck. It's like "Oh, Jesus is real, just wait until you die."
ToasterDent
We already did see, on Jan 20.
pkrevbro
Why March 4th?
shyriath
The abbreviated version is: March 4th was what it used to be before the 20th Amendment was passed. The argument is that that amendment (1/2)
shyriath
along with everything else after a certain date isn't legitimate. For more detail as to why, you'll need to read the article, because (2/3)
shyriath
it's so fanatically stupid that just retyping it would lose me some IQ points. (3/3)
DanaConti5
I don’t understand, everyone agreed we had 40+ presidents two short weeks ago.
PhilomenaCunk
Honestly, Sov Ctzns have been grifting the QAnons for a while. Look up Neely Petrie-Blanchard's killing of Christopher Hallett. NPB was
FlatPlutoSociety
God, that story was so fucking sad. If that woman had gotten the medical help she needed, she could've seen her kids again. But nope. Q.
PhilomenaCunk
an unhinged mom trying to get custody of her daughter back, and Hallett was an attorney selling bogus legal advise. Told her to /
PhilomenaCunk
declare some BS he called the "E Clause," and then she could do whatever with impunity. There have been 2 episodes of the excellent podcast/
PhilomenaCunk
"QAnon Anonymous" on the case. Kinda creepy, the first covered her zany cross country spree as a goof, the 2nd soberly covered the murder.
FlatPlutoSociety
[hyena-like laughter intensifies]
NeverEnoughFoxes
That's my birthday and if I get my birthday wish he will spontaniously burst into flames.
bopher1
Same here.. I just wish I don't have to hear his name anymore...
djhash
Just keep moving the goal post. They'll tag along. And they call us sheeps.
HeraldofOmega
*sheeple
GoodOlZR
That's why this shit works; it appeals to ego by leaving breadcrumbs for people to feel smart for following 1/2
GoodOlZR
and making them feel they know something others don't 2/2
arkadun
And they themselves will run off a cliff, willfully blind
winkyroomba
Well I wish they’d do it already.
ilovehotyogurttoo
At least sheep follow the flock to protect each themselves and their community. That is intelligent cooperation. Q’s followers are zombies:
ilovehotyogurttoo
Zombies: blood thirsty, follow the hoard, mindless but seeking brains (“truth”), clearly decaying & dead inside, yet they limp on....
MadHakon
Trump could die in public and they would say it was an act, so he could go into hiding to root out the Satanic Death Cults
NickKater
The plural of sheep is sheep ?
The72ndRaven
"Count bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums." Seems appropriate, here.
4horsemen06
Ooo a fellow APC fan!
Coca08
I wonder if those goal posts are heavy. You know, because they keep moving them every few days.
TheMeatIncident
We need to convince Qanon that eating your own shit gives the highest vitamins your body can handle and the US Corp outlawed the info
AgnosticPaladin
No. They will get all kinds of parasites and diseases and then merrily spread them to non-idiot population. Just like anti-maskers.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
From their own shit? Doubtful that they'd get something they didn't already have.
AgnosticPaladin
It will perpetuate a parasite infection. And it's pretty clear they wouldn't stop at eating only their own.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
But it wouldn't infect them with anything they didn't already have.And why would that be clear? They're not eating cause they like the taste
snikpmupgnihsamseht
So they admit he isn't president?
scissorxmextimbers
Maybe?I can't keep up anymore
chine
Q beliefs are so idiosyncratic that you can find hundreds of different versions of reality. We can't talk about Q like it's a single entity
UnhelpfulAnswers
Some Q head just malfunctioned reading this
GenshiV
Not a surprise re: the merging, the more extreme groups were already discussing how to court disillusioned Q folks. Looks like it's working.
Nlchacon
Church is losing its audience.
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
Turns out D.A.R.E. was warning about the wrong peer pressure all along
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Hey kid, you want some drugs
gljames24
I'd like to, but my Strattera dosage is running out and there are no psychiatrists available in southern utah.
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
No thanks, I'm high on Li(thium)fe
onlyhalfghost
Sure, want to trade for some of mine?
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Perfect, I've got some flintstones vitamins. What do you have?
onlyhalfghost
Advil and a batch of pot brownies.
TheSecondPiewackit
Are they free?
VitaminJay
This is how cults work. They'll keep extending the Golden Hour for years, all while bilking the 'faithful'.
Molebutt3
Much like global warming doomsdayers.
JanglesPrime
I really need to find a way to monetize their blind fury. Maybe a t-shirt or something.
Sirdan3k
"Trump will descend from heaven and assume the presidency and Jesus will be his vice-president." The Church of Q 2070
SpamYarBlockers
https://parksandrecreation.fandom.com/wiki/Zorp_the_Surveyor
gunnsgalore
The next date will be April 1st because they're smrt like that
Charcharm
All they’ll get is Golden Shower.
PimpinKen
Why the fuck can't they just drink the kool-aid and get it over with
Dmasterx1x
How do I get in on the bilking?
VitaminJay
Step 1: Funny hat. Step 2: spew gibberish. upside, Step 2 is a lot easier now. No need to be out in the weather, just do it on Twitter.
pm1001
and then turn into seventh day adventists
MangaSpawn
Yup. Oh did the world not on end the day we said? We didn’t lie it’s because you prayed so hard and gave so generously it was pushed back.
MangaSpawn
But you better give even more generously because something something next level scheme.
Noblert
Perfect opportunity to sell flutes
Couchwarrior1337
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events Any year now...
Navrodel
Nov 3, Dec 14, Jan 6, Jan 20, Mar 4, 2024, someday...
Slidth
I think they'll shed members each time they miss the date though as more and more people get fed up.
tantalumRM
It’s like people that say it’s end of years is coming - when it comes they just say whoops it was an error in my prediction
MikeKeyser
it's still definitely going to happen, but I forgot to carry the 1 -7th day Adventists
Gobjin
Or Julian Calendars and their 13 months of the year nonsense
MikeKeyser
lunar calendars have some merit. I like the idea of 13 months with 28 days each. But they aren't accurate enough anymore.
INeverWaitForIt
Ironically, it's how they would work if they won--they would constantly move the 'purity' goalpost so more and more of their followers fail.
SleepyKitten
Kinda like the second coming of christ?
oskar4498
The Adventists have been pulling this trick for decades.
VitaminJay
You got it, Sleepy Kitten.
HedonistBeard
No that's because of a sleepy kitten.
OvertleyBadpickuplines
Hail zorp
CarlottaVonSprockett
Haha I was trying to remember his name, thanks!
catscatsyeahcats
Your flesh will be melted off by his volcano mouth.
jonathantoast
And each failed prediction somehow STRENGHTENS adherent's faith instead of what you might expect.
SunBrolem
Sunk cost fallacy
crazyspelling
Because if they left THIS TIME they would look super duper stupid.
Scaramucci
Wait, there are groups crazier than Q?
stink3rbelle
"Sovereign" citizens are just a special breed of dumbass. They're like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy, except that they're thr own state
Preincarnated
Yeah, sovereign citizens are nuts.
haxanjunkie13
well.....I think Manson and Koresh are still clinging to their respective leads, but Jim Jones is about to go down.
johnmburt1960
Well, sure: there's Ranon, Sanon, Tanon, Uanon, Vanon . . . .
Billis75
Sovereign Citizens are wacky. They believe the Magna Carta from 800 years ago makes them free from rule. Lots of legal cases out there.
donutposse11337
Search sovereign citizen arrested videos on YouTube. Those people are delusional.
Billis75
Or a channel like Leonard French explaining their court cases using the documents they put in as evidence. Complete bonkers.
aintnothinbutahounddog28
Yes. Absolutely. But NOT ones that are wildly popular and have believers in the highest levels of government. Q isn't really a big deal
aintnothinbutahounddog28
based on their insanity, there's tons of those, but the fact it got mainstream traction and is believed by a sizable % of the population
bonosboner
I’m not sure sov cits are crazier than Q but they’re weird.
Illithidbane
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_citizen_movement
CptRobotNinja
Adjacently crazy.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Have you met a Christian?
Scaramucci
Met plenty, I used to be one myself. I don't think they are generally crazier than Q but I guess a lot of them are.
Asteroidrules
Sovereign Citizens, the Korean Friendship Association, the CCP, Nation of Islam/Scientology, Branch Davidians, various other cults.
Snooj
If you're unfamiliar with Sovereign Citizens, get on over to YouTube with that search term. See you tomorrow. Make sure you don't 1-
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
A great primer on these people: https://extremism.gwu.edu/sites/g/files/zaxdzs2191/f/downloads/JMB%20Sovereign%20Citizens.pdf
FlatPlutoSociety
The specific things that Q nuts believe are weirder, but sov cits seem more likely to actually act on their weird-ass delusions.
Theweirdside
Sovereign citizen is considered the worst threath in the us
crazyspelling
As an attorney, we harbor a special hatred for the "sovereign citizens." They make our jobs so unnecessarily difficult.
Snooj
It's willful ignorance. So fucking frustrating. You can see it in all the police videos, just wasting public dollars on bullshit.
Undrave
If you don't want to participate in society, you get none of the benefits! Go live in the woods!
Snooj
neglect the P. Barnes video. Cream of the crop right there. 2-2
bellyfullofbees
I read the headline of this post to my husband and he immediately started shouting about P. Barnes
Snooj
P. Barnes is the hero of the people.
C141Clay
Mmmm.... I don't need that in my brain.
Snooj
At the very least, watch the P. Barns video. It's only a couple minutes and will make you happy.
C141Clay
Imma gonna send you a bill for making me watch that. I'm a MAN. (sigh)
GenshiV
There are, at least, groups far more competent in fomenting armed uprisings. That's the primary concern. IE Oathkeepers & the like...
Heffe3737
You mean republicans?
NorthernGeek
Yes and no, at the same time
dudedude09
Yup. Qanon is just white trash Scientology, really. Craaaaazy delusional motherfuckers all.
topinoragnettopeloso
Thank you for that perfect description!
MrJimmyRustles
Give it a few years and these q fucks will probably be just as organized as scientologists are - we need to nip this shit in the bud, now!
theangryjanitor
You've never been to church, have you?
Scaramucci
I guess you and I went to very different churches.
EverythingThatFallsToTheGroundIsMine
Indoctrination completed.
Lvl100boss
He's calling attention to the fact that the only difference between a cult and a religion is one is just older and the leaders are dead.
Lvl100boss
I believe you can be a good person without the fear of damnation. If the only reason you are acting good is out of that fear how is it good
Sypurist
The difference between a Religion and a Cult is tax exempt status.
Kremithe
That would be both hilarious and horrifying if Q applied to be a recognized religion.
AgnosticPaladin
It would also be the logical conclusion. And also, they'd get tax exemption status.
HoochIsCrazzy
There was a group that castrated themselves before committing suicide to catch a ride on a flying saucer hiding behind a comet
Cantandwont
Good riddance... Stopped the dumbasses from procreation...
Txdicky
And they were still smarter than Q.
yakovsmirnoffbiggestfan
https://www.heavensgate.com
sykoticflaw
Man that was a trip to hear about back at the turn of the millenium.
TK421isAFK
I mean, they didn't take anyone with them, nor ruin public lives, and haven't we all had days where we're just simply done with this world?
Aelok
The harm was that misguided youths were swept up in the cult and families lost loved ones. If the leader did this all on his own, then fine.
TK421isAFK
Not really. The youngest Heaven's Gate member was 26, but most were 40-60 years old.
Aelok
Oh .. maybe I'm thinking of a different cult. Was it the manson's who were mostly youngsters doing the work?
BatsArentBugs
I knew one when I was a kid. My friend’s aunt. Fuckin wild.
MagicChili2020
He said crazier
ihavethelowground
Why can't Q do this.
FrumpyCrust
They are a pretty dumb lot, wouldn't take much to convince them this was the way
ViceCitySoundtrack
www.vice.com/amp/en/article/kbynmn/the-heavens-gate-nikes-and-the-sneakerheads-who-collect-them
SealOnLand
That was a weirdly fun read. Thank you
ricekickJR
Whow wtf? For real? Id like to read this, got a link?
HoochIsCrazzy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_Gate_(religious_group)
Gemutlichkeit
Sure, it sounds crazy when you put it like *that*. But, yes, that is exactly what happened. Jonestown still wins, though.
LinemanMatt
I'll drink to that!
kozzillakilla
Jonestown was different, I think, a lot of them wanted to leave after living in his camp. And many of them were children.
JeezusJuice
Right. Netflix has a documentary about that.
AlikazamerGaming
Listen heaven's gate is still saner than Q
SendNudis
Kinda sorta!
CrossFittedChrist
Not!
DustBunny99
More straightforward at least
OtherErinFromTheOffice
I listened to a podcast all about it and while it was clearly insane bullshit, I'm inclined to believe you.
MarleafChef
They weren't crazy enough to try insurrection... Also better shoes.
YouAreTheInsultMaster
And better punch